#aberdeen spoken word

[starfxckersinc]

I’ll be so real I could not care less abt the Russian dog they sent to space I’m so sorry. like I agree that it was tragic animal abuse but like. it’s sort of like the two-headed cow or the posts about cannibalism. you all took these sentiments and created so many faux-deep narratives and so much ridiculous bullshit around them that I can’t take them seriously anymore. yes they sent a dog to space and it died and that was rough bc they did it to a former stray who was terrified and miserable, scientists will sometimes do fucked up shit to animals whose pain they don’t see as valuable or legitimate and that’s tough. but don’t you think you guys could find another tragic animal to write notes app poetry about while masturbating to Mitski. turn on meerkat manor. anything

[starfxckersinc]

mom + dad + dave

[starfxckersinc]

[starfxckersinc]

everybody who would give a shit if I died raise your hands

[starfxckersinc]

I dressed up like a bank robber and went all over campus taping up a playlist I made for a boy with backwards text p much telling him that it’s for him coz I have a crushy wushy on him lmao but I don’t want anyone to know it’s me that did it so I covered up my signature blonde hair and dressed in black and took the bauble off my knit cap. and inevitably he won’t care but some gay kids r gonna solve it

[starfxckersinc]

the way this is just a fucking garage door I’m dying

[starfxckersinc]

i would put him on estrogen and lock him up in my house but that’s just me. you guys can have your ddlg fantasies. i guess

[starfxckersinc]

my next solo EP that I plan to write record and release in a month if possible is about a depressed slovenly folk singer who kidnaps the most beautiful talented man on her scene and locks him in her basement to rape him and cut off his body parts in order to sew dog parts onto him as a physical metaphor for his loyalty to her and it ends with her giving birth to a litter of humanoid puppies but sure let this bitch be popular ig

[starfxckersinc]

i don’t want a transmasc child not bc I give a fuck abt their gender at all but bc i want to name my daughter philosophy euphemia and if she turns out to be a boy and names herself “kai” I’m going to blow my head off. at least name yourself Astro or Bullet or something kinda cool don’t make me introduce you as Steve to the neighbors

[starfxckersinc]

Tragic for well-known lou Reed enthusiasts who hate damon Albarn @missrayon

[starfxckersinc]

did I post the Brian Slade coke fit

[starfxckersinc]

original Bish pictures from adoption(stole her from under the porch) day

[starfxckersinc]

my sister & i’s DMs/tyler & jack

[starfxckersinc]

I hate trying to succeed while surrounded by radical kindness bitches

[starfxckersinc]

we were deprived of a reality where the spooky kids could’ve done a shitty cover of teenage dirtbag

[starfxckersinc]

if @missrayon hadn’t said that wonderwall wasn’t a joke to her I would never have admitted that it was never a joke to me either