#abraca

[shadow-coolness]

Abraca: My future partner must be brave, strong, honorable, charming and organized.

Firmin kicks in the door: Guess who just spent 15 hours 100% a game he pre ordered 3 days before its release?! Also my perception of reality has become a bit blurry so if i act like im in a video game you now know why anyway im gonna spend an undetermined time in the bathroom. *Firmin leaves*

Abraca: …That one. I want that one.

[pixelizedprince]

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Karlach is very very nice tree and I am a squirrel heh

If you need help with the game just ask because before BG3 I had no idea about the playstyle either-

god yeah me too, i want to climb onto Karlach's back and hang from her shoulders she is my favorite and i love her

thank you!!! i'm very slowly getting the hang of it (not that i'm good by any stretch), but i'm having fun!!

[ponett]

Hey! Sorry if this was asked before, but I couldn't see it anywhere so I wanted to know: is Mary Ena the bard a hyena? :0

yes they are!

[pissfaggit]

N8GHTMARE ABOUT BRACA,?????

[abracaxfuckxyou]

@destiny-unchained​ || the bois are fighting

“So says the child.”

[karaoke-bomber]

[purplehaired-revenant]

Commander Anaphide and Associates, at your service.

[brazenlystrong]

gives gojo....an egg.

Give my muse an item and see how they react! // @kentei-ken

he pretends to do the magic fingers trick and the egg just starts floating.

[pixelizedprince]

Throws M*stra's earring in the garbage and gets Gale one that reminds him of Geo's ranger familiar 🥺🥺🥺🐍

[contextlens]

“It’s still an 18, so abraca-fuck-you!”

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Hii! I'd really appreciate if you could recommend me fics where Stiles leaves Beacon Hills and makes new friends. (He may or may not return to BH later) thank you!

I do!

The Truth of It by alisvolatpropiis

(1/1 I 2,158 I Mature I Sterek)

Derek took the picture late one night the summer between Stiles’ junior and senior years of college, the last of their four summers together.

Or not-together. The last of their four summers of whatever it was they were to each other in those years, fucking nonstop and spending nearly every waking moment together for three months at a time, both of them aggressively maintaining the it’s-just-sex-it-doesn’t-mean-anything rule they set their very first time together, the night of the pack’s high school graduation party when, slightly drunk, Stiles kissed him for the first time, determined and eager, heart pounding in Derek’s ears.

Not Your Emissary by sapphireginger

(1/1 I 2,428 I Teen I Steter)

Stiles squeezed his mate’s hand to soothe the angered alpha and watched Scott puff out his chest in a pitiful attempt to be intimidating. “No.”

“NO?!” Scott growled. “What do you mean no? This isn’t negotiable. You're my pack!”

“Am I?” Stiles asked calmly.

Scott hesitated and nodded firmly. “Yes.”

Stiles shrugged one shoulder. “I love Peter and he loves me. I’m not leaving with you, and you can’t make me.”

“Wanna bet?!” Scott snarled.

Peter’s control was rock solid, airtight, never faltering. His presence alone was enough to drive fear into the hearts of most. It was always a turn on to see the alpha put people in their places. 

We'll be Better Around the Second Time by Cantabo

(12/12 I 26,589 I Mature I Sterek)

It's been months. Months of fading contact with the pack. Months of the silent treatment from his father. Months of nothing but himself and the occasional lesson with Deaton to entertain him.

It's too much, and eventually, Stiles leaves.

For years, everything goes great, until of course his dad gets injured, and he is suddenly forced to deal with people he thought he left behind in his past for good.

OR: Stiles gets pushed out of the pack, hits the road, makes new friends, learns how to grow up, and falls in love.

Abraca-Fuck-You! by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

(1/1 I 28,906 I Mature I Sterek)

“Who needed you?” Stiles asked, uncapping his water.

“Hm?” Cole had been looking out at something in the field, and he focussed back on Stiles then. “What?”

“You said it comes about when someone needs us. Who needed you?”

He probably shouldn’t have asked, because Cole looked sad all of a sudden. Like he hadn’t thought about becoming a Sorcerer in a long time. Stiles could see that being what he was had cost him greatly, and he couldn’t help but wonder if he was going to run into the same problem.

“A friend,” Cole said quietly. “Someone who was very dear to me. But I didn’t get there fast enough.”

Stiles paused in recapping his water, pressing his lips together. “What happened?”

“I waited too long to help them.”

At Our Ex-Spence by sapphireginger

(26/31 I 41,923 I Explicit I Steter)

Stiles is ready to leave Beacon Hell Hole-Beacon Hills-behind. An offer to join the FBI is his ticket out of there. A blue eyed wolf follows along, and Stiles doesn't mind a bit.

On the other side of the US an amber eyed man puts on his glasses and gets out of bed. His first day at the FBI is almost here. "Stu?" the man's girlfriend calls out. "Coming!" he replies and rejoins her in their bedroom.

Stiles is about to start his FBI training. He meets two people of major significance on his first day. Life gets even more complicated, and he has so many questions. However, he's not sure who he trusts to give him the correct answers-to give him the truth.

I've Been Everywhere With You by Leslie_Knope

(10/10 I 61,551 I Explicit I Sterek)

“Dude, you should totally come with me.”

“What? Like on the road trip?"

“No, come with me. To Austin. Get out of Beacon Hills.”

Derek paused. “What?” he asked again.

When It Comes To Being Lucky by sterekcrush

(46/? I 157,701 I General I Sterek)

Derek Hale doesn't do love. He's tried twice; the first time it made him a killer, and the second time cost him his whole world.

So he doesn't do love, and he definitely doesn't love Stiles. He doesn't care about Stiles' new powers or the fact that Stiles has been talking to Derek's dead mother, or even the fact that for some reason supernatural creatures from all over the country are sending Stiles offers of courtship.

But when Stiles claims he's not part of Derek's pack and takes off for parts unknown...well, maybe Derek cares a little after all.

Guardian by Lerya 

(100/100 I 202,041 I Mature I Steter)

After Stiles finally realises how little he means to Scott, and how little his opinions and even his research mean to the 'true Alpha', he's had enough. With most of the original Hale pack getting away from the Hellhole that is Beacon Hills, he prepares to do the same. The extra addition wasn't planned, but most welcomed, as was an invite by the counsel.

He could do this, going around the world, helping other Supernaturals, getting to know the world, and learning about himself and the community.

Manipulated by DearDaisy (Scribblesnpaws)

(30/30 I 221,251 I Mature I Sterek)

Nine years ago, Scott kicked Stiles out of the pack. Stiles left and never returned. But now his dad has been hurt, so Stiles returns to take care of him. No one knows the truth of what happened back then, not even Scott or Stiles. But that's about to change.

[dolconfessionsss]

i need harper so bad and i ive only been playing like two weeks. he's such an evil fucking loser. the way he's smiley, intelligent, and clinical then a loser obsessive freak drives me insane. if PC ends up in the hospital for robin's injuries you see someone else but the very second you want anything even a dick/boob job hes fucking there.

IF PC WAKES UP FROM HYPNOSIS he's like oops haha thats not a photographer thats a maintenance worker get out of here! he makes the PC do unfathomable things then gaslights them about it for dinner. he has immense power over the player yet he is so coy about his own desires. he makes *other* people fuck and rarely gets in on the action (hell 2/3 harper sex scenes only happen if PC is assertive and the remaining is consensual). its not like he doesnt want to he gets a fucking stutter when he's flustered over the PC. if you go in the code his insecurity is "skill".

ITS LIKELY THAT HES A PATIENT WHO HYPNOTIZEd PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE WAS IN CHARGE besides the comment from one of the patients how else can you explain his youth + "knowledge" of multiple fields of medicine. he's blowing clown balloons and putting them in your tits hes poking at supernatural parasites in your asshole with a party city magic wand his magic phrase is abraca-gaslight and he doesnt even need to go to the circus for entertainment because he's got all the photos of PC he needs at home jerk off to.

hes such a pervert hes such a liar. i would let him fill my head all day long with his pretty little lies and do whatever he said. i need to stick him on a machine and feed him his own serum all day long. i need more harper content fuck ill write it

thank you for listening your askbox is a blessing

Please, anon, write those Harper contents that you wish to see in this world. We'd all be blesses too 🙏❤

Thank you for the ask, anon. For all the dramas and whatsnot, fan rambling about their faves in the game is always a joy. But also hell yeah, we love our resident freak nerd doctor ❤

[kayssweetdreams]

Welcome Home Episode Titles

So...I may or may not have made some episode titles for @partycoffin 's Welcome Home. Since (In Canon) there are no "Physical Recordings" I just came up with some episode titles. Just to spark some ideas of mine.

(If this DOES get enough attention, I might make a few more)

Pilot: Welcome to the Neighborhood!

Episode 1: Blue Boy Barnaby

Episode 2: Sally's Stage Fright

Episode 3: Eddie's Helping Hands

Episode 4: Julie's Joyful Visit

Episode 5: Pink Poppy

Episode 6: Home's Hiccups

Episode 7: Happy Birthday Wally!

Episode 8: Howdy's Day Off

Episode 9: Frank's Nighttime Fear

Episode 10: The Sleepover

Episode 11: Howdy Who?

Episode 12: Julie's New Friend

Episode 13: Jumpy Jonesy Joyful

Episode 14: Abraca-Uh Oh!

Episode 15: Homesick Home

Episode 16: (Halloween Episode) I'm Not S-Scared!

Episode 17: Poppy's New Nest

Episode 18: Eddie's Big "Break"

Episode 19: Sky High Sally

Episode 20: The Rainbow Rose

Episode 21: Julie's New Dress

Episode 22: Wally in the Woods

Episode 23: Bathtime Barnaby!

Episode 24: Fights and Friendships

Episode 25: Working in the Winter

Episode 26: Sleepyhead Sally

Episode 27: the Fun in your Frown

Episode 28: Poppy Pox

Episode 29: "Sticking" Together

Episode 30: (Christmas Episode)Home for the Holidays

[abracaxfuckxyou]

“Okay! Who wants a brownie~?”

[youngerfrankenstein]

“Y’know- y’know not everything has to be a joke. Sometimes you just be honest about your feelings. And that’s how I see myself y’know? I may not be the most threatening silhouette but I like to think of myself as somebody who can stand uP FOR- y’know it doesn’t always have to be ‘goof-goof dildo machines’ over here, okay? Y’know, I’m travelling around with the boner squad and I never get to just say, what I’m feeling. I have emotions! It’s not all ‘abraca-fuck you’ and what have you! I HAVE A BEATING HEART! I’M MULTI-DIMENSIONAL! I’m a fully realised creation! FUCK!”