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chronicowboy · 1 year

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i know insults are merthur's love language, i know that, but god if it still doesn't get me how both of them can make a scathing insult sound so goddamn tender. like, fuck, in the crystal cave when arthur gets hit by that arrow and merlin says: "listen to me, clotpole. i don't care if you die, there are plenty of other princes. you're not the only pompous, supercilious, condescending royal imbecile i could work for. the world is full of them. but i'm gonna give you one more chance." that's a love confession !!!

#sami rambles #colin morgan absolutely bodied that little speech like fuck #don't believe me go and give it a little watch #never have i heard a man down more bad than merlin listing off all of arthur's worst qualities #but he's MY pompous supercilious condescending royal imbecile #YOU FUCKING IDIOTS YOU'RE IN LOVE #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin #merlin x arthur #arthur pendragon #merthur

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vulturevanity · 2 years

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Dr Seward be like "this man is killing his 'pets' to feed them to his newer pets, he has murderous tendencies!" as if he didn't encourage said tendencies from the beginning

#dracula daily #you fucking moron. you absolute imbecile of a man #he was literally just vibing before you urged him to kill the flies you idiot #you fucked up a perfectly good man is what you did. look at it it's got bloodlust

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minzart · 7 days

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Alright I'll bite just bc I found it funny

Anon who I already blocked on sighingt and won't be able to see this(probably)

How does it feel to call someone a ugly lonely bitch when bitch is someone who gets so much pusy society made it a derogatory word? How does it feel to have a voice of a five years old? And call the representation in your mind of me ugly if I tecnicaly don't even exist in your area?

You make one aroace post and the 5years old think they are so smart, you are proving you are more lonely than me sweety💞 I got friends and mutuals to pamper while you are out there trying to be mean and useless💞

#you know your post whent to the wrong crowd when this happens.#lovely how that post was just a reafirmation that i exists and am ABSOLUTELY NOT ALONE DID YOU SAW THE COMENTS ON THERE?!#people had so much stories to share and indignation with the starus quo as I have. there is also so much reĺief to not be the only one #first anon hate i am finaly a tumblr blogger fr. that's also the only reason they get a post btw. it's a passage ritual #if you noticed they didn't even knew me too bc everyone know to 'hurt' and artist is to call their art ugly. that's such a low hanging frui #and they didn't even did it. bet they saw aroace and zomed on tge ask box to feel superior. oh you poor stupid imbecile #i've got bullies worst than you when I was 5 if i'm being honest. gringos n sobreviveriam um dia com o bully brasileiro

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slightlyrebelliouswriter23 · 1 year

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trying to write a character fucking up at their job when they're supposed to be good at it without undermining their alleged skill is a... fine line

#badum tss #this is about fine line #if you hadn't guessed #like part of me is all ''lol this fool (affectionate)'' and the other part of me is like ''you absolute imbecile (derogatory)''#why is a raven like a writing desk?

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souptomatobasil · 7 months

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Asterales now has a 2 week update buffer! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah very excited :-)

#you fools are going to be smooching in a year. you imbeciles. you absolute buffoons.#you're going to be best friends boy best friends and hold hands and smooch and go to hot topic but right now you're like #a small yappy dog barking at a moose #heart emoji

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feraecor · 1 month

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✏️ Let's have some JJ, Tia, Peri, Dare shenanigans

@soulsxng | Incorrect Quotes | Accepting!

JJ: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Peri: Fucking Tia and Dare were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

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Tia: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?! Dare: Merry crisis. JJ: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way. Peri: Hoe hoe hoe. Tia: Guys, please.

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Peri: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Tia? Tia: Dare, easily. Dare, laughing: What the fuck, man. Tia: Well, JJ would be too easy. They’d probably be into it. JJ, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

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Peri: Who would you swipe right for? Tia or JJ? Dare: I would delete the app.

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Tia: Dare, you'll be working with JJ and Peri. Dare: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Everyone else: blank stares Dare: …Of people on a team.

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Peri: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Dare: You left me, Tia, and JJ in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Peri: I did that on purpose, try again.

#soulsxng #{Tia -thread-}#{Darek -thread-}#~look #~these four are absolute imbeciles when theyre stuck together #~the cain instinct is strong with these lil turdds #and it makes for some good times

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taniushka12 · 2 months

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i can link anything to my otp/ot3

#tani's personal shit #you: zane is scratch. // me. lowkey hysteric: you fool. you absolute buffoon. you complete imbecile #do you think its coincidence that alan tried summoning the bright presence (tom poet byproduct) and ending up w/ a filmmaker After #alice herself made a movie and the light of that movie being the thing that beat og scratch? do you think its a COINCIDENCE?#I DONT THINK SO #//oooooooooh my god i desperately need to write a fic w/ zane and alice. i Need it #anyway. goodnight

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21go-gay-today37 · 1 year

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Love how there's so many different types of riddler

Smart guy, absolute dumb ass, asexual, want to fuck with everyone, sneaky, charming and confident, awkward and insecure, showman for entire gotham or just for the bat, theater kid with OCD always leaves clues, independent and always fighting or just pathetic I never get what I want, elegant, rat from the sewers

Like yeah it's all different versions of the smartest, most punchable guy with daddy issues

#love riddler being written as a smart boy he suppose to be not an absolute idiot just because he needs attention #Like yeah it's just showing that people will see attention seeking smart people as imbeciles #I like pathetic gotham Eddie is but this concept of him being insanely dumb while in love is just frustrating #He was supposed to be the rizzler!!!#Also love CV! Eddie #He is everything and him trying to help his friends is just

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multi-messhole · 2 years

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Average weezer fan

I fucking hate this loser 😐 he thinks hes succh a chad when in actuality, hes nothing more then a smelly stinky doo doo pee pee fart white boy who thinks he can get all goth girls "no bitches? 🤨" having ass imbecile. 😐 he built like a mfing spoon bro, straight up looks like an ugly version of Tom Holland 🗿 he looks like your average rick and morty fan and he's the absolute resemblance of this emoji "🤓" cannot stand this shinji kinnie mfer fr fr 😒 so glad he got eliminated 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😂😂😂