#absolutely fucking wild.

[wabblebees]

.....WHAT

so uh. today i learned the origin of the quote "i survived bc the fire inside of me burned brighter than the fire around me"

when i stumbled into it (smacked me upside the head more like) while playing fucking. fallout new vegas ??

...........................WHAT

[beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue]

I was in post limit horny jail for 16 whole minutes I was so scared

[blueskittlesart]

Open your eyes...

[snowheartsz]

fuck sex these bitches need a deep, LONG ASS hug where they don’t let go for a while and just soak into each other’s arms like the other’s heartbeat is their oxygen they so desperately need as they bawl their eyes out

[salamispots]

heard it was year of the dragon : 0 also been trying to learn clip studio more

[evilkaeya]

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT KAITO AND SHINICHI ARE COUSINS??

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

Series 5 Gwen having good gaydar for 4 and a half minutes bi

A necessary sequel to Gwen having terrible gaydar for 4 minutes 'straight'

[littlecrittereli]

enjoy this compilation I made of Chris succumbing to the instincts of the creature power suit

[pmpknsoup]

i am prepared to go to fucking war for alice rn. why are people acting like shes a bad person for ignoring colin when she knew sam was ACTIVELY BEING PURSUED by something she has KNOWN TO BE DANGEROUS!!! she lost sight of him and he wasnt answering her calls, ofc shes fucking worried.

[weepingtalecowboy]

Shadow has canonically disguised himself into Zelda

Fanfic prompt: Considering how much shadow x four is present in the fandom

People could have the opportunity to do the most unhinged things

Like if Wind is four's descendant

And he is together with shadow

What does this imply about their relationship in the near future

It’s not made easy by the fact that wind has dark eyes

Extreme strength and magic stamina (his canonical skull hammer and his magic arrows)

AND he is a little shit

Like the sheer emotional dread and damage that four would experience When he sees a shadow like smirk on wind's face

He would have the opposite reaction to time when it turns out he has a descendant with his stupid brain damaged partner

Like whenever I see fourdow I just want to know if anyone has considered what it implies about wind

I man shadow is a shapeshifter and has shapeshifted into Zelda on several occasions

So….

Four will probably have an aneurysm if he sees shadow and wind with the exact same smirk as a burning building collapse next to them

Like imagine the amount of judgement he would face when the other members of the chain find out about the fact that wind has a demon ancestor

AND four is his other ancestor

[theindefinitearticle]

"This is the craziest you've ever been at this table."

[demadogs]

some of you need to hate ai way more than you currently do

[3cosmicfrogs]

It takes two to symbolically patricide...

[aroaceleovaldez]

was thinking about next-gen kids and decided to doodle a couple. elaborated thoughts below:

Iphis is named with the same naming conventions that Sally used when naming Percy - primarily, mythological figure who had a good fate. Nice for Percy to honor his mom by naming his own kid the same way and Annabeth gets a fun nerdy mythology name. Also sending good vibes to their kid. Plus middle name directly in honor of Sally, of course.

Specific myth is Iphis and Ianthe, with the idea that a.) it's gender-neutral so works regardless of kid's gender and b.) not only does Iphis have a good fate, but arguably nothing bad happens to them ever and they get helped out by like three whole pantheons who show up in a literal parade and they live happily ever after. Percy and Annabeth are pushing for the BEST vibes possible.

(Also I am a very strong proponent of the "I don't think they'd name their kids after dead family/friends" so none of them have that)

Iphis of course inherited the Jackson family early grey hairs <3

Virginia is named after Juniper (cause Juniper is specifically implied to be Juniperus virginiana). She's probably been childhood bffs with Iphis since Iphis was born.

Chuck is Chuck. I gave him a Yankees jersey cause you know he's being raised as a sporty kid.

Do you ever think about how OP Frank and Hazel's kid would be. It's ridiculous. Quadruple legacy, including 2/3 of the Big Three. Frank by himself was already so OP the gods had to nerf him. Hazel came back from the dead and Frank kinda just said "nope" to dying that one time. Hazel presumably has every power that Nico has which is. A lot. Not to mention what Hazel has been shown to just be able to do on her own (including but not limited to SINKING AN ENTIRE SMALL ISLAND). Ares/Mars kids can functionally be completely invulnerable sometimes and also have some limited necromancy. Combo that with Hades/Pluto kids also being hard to kill and having necromancy as one of their main powers. Not to mention how Pluto geokinesis might combo with Chloris (goddess of spring) powers? And this kid is 100% being protected by both Nico (who is probably a deity by that point) and probably Pluto himself as well? Hello?

Anyways Hazel and Frank's kid is a total powerhouse. Possibly functionally immortal. Easily strongest demigod of her generation.

I like to think the latent Chloris legacy would crop up (probably in combo with Mars and Poseidon's plant aspects) and give them an accidental Persephone-type theme and that's fun. Frazel's goth daughter who takes after her grandmother (and uncle).

Figured since Frank is Canadian and Hazel is from Louisiana they'd go for a French name. The flower theme was not intentional on their part it just happened. Law of demigod naming conventions appears nonetheless.

I figure Leo might not have kids of his own but he probably still hangs around with Hazel and Frank so of course he's going to make their kid a cool thematic robot pet. He's probably her godfather or something.

Ronan is literally just some kid who showed up at the Chase Space who coincidentally was a legacy of Freyr and could shapeshift. Magnus and Alex obviously can't have kids cause they're dead, BUT some orphan with essentially a combo of their powers just shows up on their doorstep? Their kid now.

The ironic part is of course their shapeshifting powers just happen to be because they're distantly related to one of Annabeth's friends. Ronan finds himself suddenly gaining two parents and two cousins (Iphis and Lily) in rapid succession.

He only picks up Magnus' last name though cause Alex has 100% disowned her mortal parents.

He has a seal flipper cause shapeshifting and apparently "Ronan" means seal. I just wanted to draw those two showcasing their shapeshifting a lil bit.

Might try to doodle the other next-gen kid thoughts I had at some point but idk when. anyways yeah.

[mx-legend-of-faye]

Wouldn’t it be just horrifying for the guardians of the Silent Realm in Skyward Sword to be corrupted by either malice or gloom from BotW/TotK and thus looking essentially like the blights that killed the champions?

And wouldn’t it be so fun to make Sky and Wild have to face that horrible combination of what’s probably somewhere in the top five of their worst nightmares?

Just imagine it, the Silent Realm bleeding through into the regular realm on Skyloft. The color slowly draining away into that haunting bluish-grey of the Silent Realm. Eerie bells ringing in the air. Gloom seeping onto the floor, because the Silent Realm has been corrupted, and it’s no longer a place Hylia has any control over.

The guardians of the Silent Realm with gloom covered weapons, eyes dripping gloom from them, and bodies becoming more and more coated in gloom as the guardians flicker in and out of view near the Light Tower on Skyloft.

And then the guardians awaken. You know, the guardians that have never been fought before and therefore have no known method of defeating them?

Yeah :)

[audoneout]

“I don’t think I hate them, but I’m closer than I thought I’d be” AABRIA IYENGAR YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADWOMAN, HOW DARE YOU HAVE SUVI SAY THAT IN FRONT OF EURSULON