#absolutely random

[eldrichfuck666]

I'm very sorry but that era when russian speaking tiktok gone crazy about very old tsar that lived like?... 700 years ago and his lover Fyodor, that was so iconic and I can't forget it lmao

[livelaughlovefootball]

marc guiu looked better before he went blond

[lukochi]

She's getting ice cream

[erigold13261]

I just realized something because of 2 entirely different posts that have nothing to do with one another

1). I will never be able to read 10/10 or hear "you're a 10 out of 10" without immediately thinking of 1010 forever.

2). I will never be able to read /nsrs are "not serious," I will always read it as "no straight roadss" with 2 S's at the end for some reason.

[ksfreckles]

I’ve been thinking a lot (and learning as well) about how sexuality and even more sex drive (kinks) are never a finished work for most people. Like… Maybe there’s something you’re embarrassed to admit you like? Maybe there’s something you like but never thought was a sexual thing. So much potential *sigh*

[mad-scientist-deki]

Should I be watching a 49 minute video essay on why horror video games (that I have never played) stop being scary after a few iterations at 3 am when I haven't slept properly in days and have an exam two days from now?

Perchance.

The video bangs tho, 10/10 would recommend.

[suiheisen]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

[gamerwoman3d]

This is a very lovely minecraft bee plushy, thank you for sending it into my asks!

[squishyxpotato]

Well… that was odd. We’ll see what happens.

[aidyaiden]

now let's play our favorite game: dies my tummy hurts because my period started or because i havent eaten enough?

[lexithwrites]

Tbh, if James and Regulus were in a secret relationship or a friends with benefits thing, I don’t think James would mind it. People not knowing? Exciting. Best friends little brother? Scandalous. But the fact that Regulus Black wants to keep him all to himself? James would be giggling and kicking his goddamn feet girl he’d feel so special—

[nibbelraz]

binghe fights sqh and he gives no indication at being powerful or with martial ability. he realises his mistake in approach. sqh makes himself small, pathetic, and easy to bully so that he is underestimated and ignored. fighting a PERSON will only increase that. well thats fine. mobei he's gonna toss ur human into a deathmatch against beasts rq ok? u wanna watch? if he gets too out of his depth you can step in he wont stop you but he knows you ALSO want to know what that little THANG is capeable of. nature doc mobei and binghe watching sqh in some demon forest. the wild qinghua, pressured out of its natural habitat. without greater predators to form symbiotic relationships with he must fend for himself. there comes the sunburst scorpion tailed bear goat- we shall soon see how the qinghua- OH HOLY SHIT HE RIPPED ITS HEAD OFF MOBEI YOUR SCRUNKLY RIPPED ITS GODDAMN HEAD OFF

THEYRE TAKING HIM OUT OF HIS NATURAL HABITAT AND SPYING ON HIM OH this is good

He didn't know he was capable of it either

[blairpuffs]

Caption this

[erigold13261]

I fucking love malaphors

[indecisive-flautist]

i love that haiku bot shows me so many posts i would never see

[baskeigh-ball]

mission accomplished. now all that's left is to see where this goes >:)

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