#accessiblehermitcraft

[vulqan]

there is. so much to unpack here.

TRANSCRIPT:

Bdubs: i did talk to him later about his diary entry where—uhh—the, uh, the kid said go brrt—"brrt"— to him and then, uh, ran away. uh—so, i talked to him about that. and—he said he really does feel like he's losing touch, and he said, like, "what's all this dark twitter thing?"

oh Etho, i'm so glad you asked! so i got to explain it all to him in-depth for about an hour. and as he perused the "slabtwt" he, ah—started gagging—but he knows, he knows!

yes! yeah, you think it was a big deal when i found you, now Etho's gotcha. he might not even interact, that's the scariest part, is he's not—i come in and i say "hi everybody! i found you!" he'd come in and he'll just stand there silent and look at you.

Chloe, thank you—for the $6.99—"why must you do this to us?" what? what—(laughs) you guys love it, c'mon.

i'm more famous than Etho! (pause) should be worried about ME. (pause) Etho might have more fans, and more people might love him, but as far as star power? i'm the ki—(laughs) the king.

Cal, thanks for the five. "i refuse to believe that Etho knows about darktwt shenanigans. standing there, menacingly. (copium)" he knows. i explained it to him, i told him exactly what to search for, and he—w—and—on the call he said, "oh! oh. (pause) ohh." (pause) and then silence.

don't worry, guys, he's fun, he's a valuable member of the community, okay? is—"stuff posted about Etho is a different flavor" it sure is. but that's fine. i had to teach him about shipping and all that stuff as well. but he's glad he knows now. (pause) (laughs)

(pause)

this is an even number roof. i'm sick.

(pause)

what?! (laughs) what! if you guys are gonna do the shipping stuff with me and Etho, then—a—a—and think he's not gonna know about it at some point, you're crazy. all right? these are the consequences.

(pause)

and HALF of that stuff he wouldn't be down for, anyway.

(pause)

(laughs)

(laughs) "only half?"

"billion dollar idea—Bdubs reads fanfiction ABOUT Etho TO Etho and records his reaction. i don't think his sweet Canadian heart could take it." i—c—no, it would never happen. it would never happen, i w—i w—i would pote—the, the idea of me reading it is very—you know, it's likely. anything for a billion views, you know? uh—i'd even act out the scenes, if, if it was a guaranteed billion. but—Etho—Etho's a better man. (laughs) he wouldn't lower himself.

END TRANSCRIPT.

[ethtyn]

kissing the youtube commenter who pointed out that he said this because my apd ass completely missed it the first time. scar.

[TRANSCRIPT: "you were the best for five minutes"? what does that mean? (laughs) that's what she said. oh, my gosh.]

[griba]

another guest etho for @daily-ethoslab (day 258) ^⍜^!!!!

ID: a doodle of EthosLab (MCYT) from the shoulders up. He is staring upwards with a thoughtful expression. On the left is a thought bubble coming from him, showing a gif of a rotating cheeseburger. End ID

[calcium-rods]

ID: A minecraft screenshot reading "<joehillssays> about to do something very silly" /end ID

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

war and hatred and bloodshed on planet autism

[ID: A pencil drawing of Evil Xisuma from the neck up. Evil X is a person with long white hair and long pointy ears. He is drawn in a cartoony style, turning to face the viewer and looking slightly to the side. He's drawn with large mouth gnashing giant sharp teeth, exaggerated angry eyebrows, and eye bags, looking like he is at his limit and about to rip you to shreds. /End ID]

[daily-cubfan-doodles]

make him float

i love his rocket shoes. people should draw them more tbh.

(ID: A drawing of Cubfan135 (a man with blue hair and pointy ears) floating. His lab coat is floating behind him, he has a blue shirt with a white tie, and pants tucked into blue boots that have rocket wings on either side. He looks surprised. The background is scribbles. End ID.)

[chromo-zone]

hermit hugs for some discord friends!! :D

ID 1: traditional fanart of Gemini Tay and Good Times With Scar hugging. They both smile in content.

ID 2: traditional fanart of DocM77 and Good Times With Scar hugging. An arrow pointing at Scar says, "still smells like Jellie's fur". Scar looks very cozy, but Doc appears tense, looking off to the side. End ID

[rendog-enthusiast]

[ID: Two versions of a traditional sketch of the characters Joe Hills and ZombieCleo from Hermitcraft. The first sketch is in pencil, and the second is done over in charcoal. The artists’ signature, “TL 22!” is added digitally in both. The drawing shows Joe, a person with a scraggly bleach-damaged undercut, sitting in his power-assist wheelchair next to Cleo, sitting on a park bench. Joe is a thin humanoid with large rectangular glasses, wearing a sweater vest over a button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, plain pants, and knee-high boots with thick buckles. He has a slight frown as he holds a quill pen up to his chin in thought, a closed book in his lap. Cleo is a fat woman composed of many different pieces of skin sewn onto her body. She is gesturing in the air, expression critical as she speaks. She has curly chin-length hair with bangs, many surgical scars with a traditional ‘Frankenstein’ stitch pattern, in addition to a leaf pattern on her left forearm. She is wearing a midriff-baring tank top with an @ symbol on it, jorts, and ankle-high boots. There is a scraggly-looking pigeon standing by their feet. End ID.]

[anthosaidsmth]

[Image ID: A 2 panel meme with the "Guy being disappointed" template.

Panel 1: "Cub getting a new skin"

Panel 2: "Learning the real reason to it"

/ End ID]

[hermitsdescribed]

Hello, this is a blog dedicated to providing accessible content (such as text captions for images, video, and audio posts) related to the members of the Hermitcraft server. Accessibility is very important, especially in spaces for fans like this!

As always, please don't hesitate to tag this blog, send asks, or DM us any posts and we'll get a caption for them as soon as we can! If you happen to add descriptions to your posts frequently, feel free to let us know so we can check out your blog. Also, adding the tag #accessiblehermitcraft on captioned posts is appreciated, but not required. Thank you so much!

If you have any questions related to making your own content more accessible, we'd be glad to help as much as we can. Take care!

[vulqan]

scientists download my brain onto a hard drive when i die and it's just this clip playing on a loop

TRANSCRIPT:

clip context: the Hermits are playing Among Us in Minecraft. Tango and Grian have just stopped the reactor from being sabotaged.

Tango: excellent, excellent.

Bdubs: very good, boys, very good, very good, very good.

Zedaph (overlapping Bdubs): horrible noise.

Bdubs: back to the mine!

Etho is about to run down into the mine but turns back and does a little loop.

Tango: aw, look at this—oh, Etho, where ya goin'? doing all kinds of weird loops—

Etho (overlapping Tango): uhh, i don't know, almost like, uh, i don't know what i'm doin'!

Tango (overlapping Etho): "oh, gee, maybe i'll walk over here to see if anyone goes into the mine!" yeah, uh huh.

Bdubs (overlapping Tango): wait—was that—was something sus here?

Tango: Etho's big-brain and he just made a move that was very dumb.

Etho: am not!

(death sound as Bdubs shoots Tango)

Tango: (groans, laughs uproariously)

Etho: that's like the real game, Tango. you always know it and you never call it.

END TRANSCRIPT.

[ethtyn]

this dynamic is everything. Scar maliciously lies to the world's most adorable child for fun and profit. world's most adorable child then locks them in the Nether until Scar admits to all of his crimes, including the ones from MCC, you know the ones.

[transcript:

Tubbo: you know what, Scar?

Scar: yeah?

Tubbo: we're gonna sit here until we work this out.

Scar: all right, all right, all right, have a chair.

Tubbo: look what i've done.

Scar: wha—(gasps) OH NO.

Tubbo: we're gonna sit here until we work this out, you and me.

Scar: the door's closed :(

Tubbo: i've closed the door.

Scar: okay, all right—okay, all right, all right—i—i will fully admit it. i will fully admit my treachery right now.

Tubbo: so—

Scar: they didn't add fireflies to Minecraft.

Tubbo: wait, they didn't?

Scar: no.

Tubbo: i did— (speechless) wait, really?

Scar: no, they didn't. they made a heartfelt message and told us that fireflies kill frogs and we're not getting them.

Tubbo: WHAT?!

Scar: (snorts)

Tubbo: i don't—

Scar: that's my only—

Tubbo: i don't know if i can—

Scar: that's my only betrayal, that is my only betrayal. i've laid—i've laid my cards on the table, that was my only betrayal.

(second clip)

Scar: on—on the—

Tubbo: that's your only betray—so what about the dripstone thing? i wanted to talk about the dripstone.

Scar: okay, we can talk about—

Tubbo: uhhh—yeah, wha—what happened with the dripstone thing? so—you—you're telling me now that could have killed me?

Scar: i—it wouldn't have killed you, but it would have been a funny...it would have been funny.

Tubbo: uh huh.

Scar: mmhm.

end transcript.]

[griba]

:•)

ID: 5 digital bust drawings of DocM77, EthosLab, Grian, GoodTimesWithScar, and GeminiTay. Doc has a friendly expression, Etho looks curious with an eyebrow raised, Grian is smiling wide while dressed as Ariana Griande, Scar has a smug smile while he leans his arm on an invisible surface in front of him, and Gem is smiling. They are against a dark gray background. End ID

[calcium-rods]

im so normal about him i swear /lh /hj

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

i heard we were getting xitties ☺️☺️

yeah sure he's . wondering why ther aren't any pictures in it.

[ID: A digital sketch of Xisuma (a muscular man with long hair, a short beard, pointy ears, a tufted tail, and scars on his face, arms, and hands) reading the book The Art Of War. He's wearing a tank top and sweatpants, reclining in bed and looking down at the open book through his glasses with an unimpressed look. The sketch is all drawn in dark purple with a light purple-gray background. /End ID]

[dripstonecaves]

(ID: two tumblr tag suggestions, both reading ethoslab. end ID)

ah yes, my two favs, etho's lab and etho slab