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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button #i think its fucking hilarious #its a batdad au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #mmm i need to come up with a name for this au #found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique #eldest batkid danny au #chronically ill danny au #danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure #danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son #its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level #“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO #HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE #blood blossom au #for the time being thats the name

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alebrijediscordico · 2 years

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my main queue is full again ._. aaaa

#accidentally found out and. man.#tumblr let people queue more than 1000 post challenge #like im ok with the 50 post per day limit but Please- the queue-#also i said a few weeks ago that it'll be 50 post a day here but accidentally hit post limit Too fast while running a few queues #at the same time + my own dumbassery so is now only 30 a day #in other news one of the other queues that was empty two days ago has 500 post now n_n #and my likes went from 20k to 14k in under a month <333 #anyways. i gotta make a tiny but not so tiny comic rn. not to be mistaken with The Big one im barely starting to update. or the other four #mini comics ive been procrastinating for a bit.. (but that are almost done now :33)#zach barks

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moeblob · 4 months

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Impulsively shoving a guy's hand in your mouth after having the thought "oh just like when my little sister used to prick herself on a rose thorn" and then immediately being treated like a pet who ate something they shouldn't have? Wonderful. Thank you, Thane.

(also not pictured is Thane apparently trying to scrape your tongue with his hand BEFORE pouring the holy water down your throat because NO. BAD.)

#bewitching sinners #palmier baker #thane verashkova #accidentally ingesting vampire blood because of big brother impulses is wild #also the reason hes so alarmed is bc in that world you kinda soulbond to others and thats how you soulbond as a vampire #you drink each others blood and so hes flipping out because while he hasnt had your blood yet #hey your ex is going to absolutely kill me if we bond on accident and i dont think i wanna die like that!#which is VERY cool to know thank you thane im so glad your concern is actually less of being bound #but about being murdered thats really cool #also the fact thane is found in the library studying with arshem my beloved ex and is BRIBED TO LEARN RECIPES #by arshem with vials of mixed blood hes just CASUALLY CARRYING is like hey man #thank you for being group mum i love you for it #and then later on arshem actually is like oh thane you can drink my blood later since you havent fed for a while #and thane is super chipper about it like HECK YEAH THANKS !#hey boys youre adorable thank you for existing in this incredibly fucked up world #im in a choke hold with this otome im sorry #you ever try to be nice to a guy and think surely this will help him a little bit then you get background lore #and you realize youre probably making things A LOT WORSE FOR HIM by being nice #im going through it with my emotions as i learn about palmiers actions pre game swap so like #dude please i am BEGGING YOU palmier please have ONE redeeming quality in you at some point #i want to adopt one of the love interests as my son though and im obsessed with the fact he can speak fish #my son can speak to the fish and he gives me fish as a present bc i might need it later #and i do actually in fact need said fish later for another quest #thankyou my son i love you and i appreciate you youre amazing #gonna have to draw arshem at some point and everyone will immediately go yeah that makes sense

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t4tadrienette · 19 days

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He was about to figure out the most fucked up family drama ever

#also man i don't know if i'd have the courage to tell a man that he accidentally dated his own cousin right after witnessing a girl blowing #herself up because she found out she was about to marry her own identical twin #detective conan #dcmk posting

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thegreatyin · 28 days

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good job scoundrel! you've successfully ruined yourself!! again!!!

at this point, it's one of their best talents.

#this bat's spite knows no bounds #...now to come up with an rp reason for their opinion to turn around and actually fix the place up a bit #the city deck is in SHAMBLES rn #yin-thoughts #fallen london #also i accidentally skipped by a piece of text about the grey man and wolf and im quietly devastated. but i digress.#now they need to talk to their city-self for......... a reason i dont even know!! but boy do they!!!!#from what i can gather on the wiki + the option i accidentally clicked on #the scoundrel has called dibs on the wealth found here* and they're really pissed the bazaar is trying to call dibs too #*yes they called dibs on the wealth. yes they're also actively destroying the wealth out of envy and spite.#the scoundrel has a lot of complicated feelings #especially towards their own discordant clone

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souenkun · 1 month

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Today I learned that toshiyuki morikawa (lance's seiyuu in pokemas) conveniently voiced ethan hunt in the mission impossible movies, so... g-men lance is totally real! 🫡💥

#got jumpscared today by this but i'm having soooo much fun watching the movies with his voice!!!! toshiyuki morikawa you absolute GOAT 🔥#you can watch the movies with the jp dub in netfl*x btw! :o i accidentally found out today because i was watching it on that site jdhdjdhdj #i am soooo taking this chance to write about undercover spy lance KSHKSJDKDK this is exciting to me!! i love toshiyuki morikawa man!! 😭💖#this explains why some jp fanartists likes to draw lance doingbhand-to-hand combat too?! it's a specific headcanon that makes SENSE now!!!#anyway. expect shenanigans from me with this news. take what you will from this info fellow lance enjoyers! 🫡#toshiyuki morikawa #champion lance #pokemon #pokemon masters ex #pokemas #pokemon gold and silver #pokemon heartgold and soulsilver #gsc #hgss #johto #pasio

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fr1day-incredible · 1 year

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So you guys remember the joke that Steve't torso is formed like a dorito? Yeah so, imagine the Avengers teasing Steve and joking about it. And like that one time Steve was just eating Doritos, Tony went like "Ah! Cannibalism!!" Steve throwed the bag of Doritos at his face for it.

Like Steve just gets really annoyed and feed up with all of the jokes and teasing. So after a while the others back it up. And everybody kind of forgets about it.

But. One day in the group chat (they obviously have) they are discussing the recent mission they were on. At some point they bring up Steve. Like to blame him for the thing that went wrong or like to get him to do the paperwork or something. Steve is offline because surprise, surprise it's 2am. So Tony won't stop tagging him.

When Steve finally goes online the only thing he sents is this.

And then he imideatly goes offline again.

Everyone loses their shit

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radioscientist · 4 months

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Me: *delusional* Maybe when I watch Marineford this time Ace will be rescued and hang out with Luffy and Whitebeard

#anime #radiowaves #one piece #op #marineford #*me: *watching Whitebeard’s fleet arrive* SEE! THEY HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL IT’S FINE*#*C’MON NOT ACE HE’S JUST A LITTLE GUY*#*AND LUFFY’S BEEN APART FROM HIS WHOLE CREW LET HIM HAVE HIS BROTHER!!*#*I also find it so funny that Geko Moria’s there like?? SIR???*#*didn’t you almost die like a month ago because Luffy accidentally found your Halloween island boat??*#*why do you THINK you should be allowed here???*#*meanwhile Mihawk has done ONE (1) attack that didn’t even hit THE CORRECT GUY and now will be chilling*#*I cannot WAIT for him to get home after his horrible day and find out Zoro and Perona are living in his house since he left*#*he just had his shit rocked by this war and then he can’t even sit on his couch in peace without two angsty teens heckling him*#*also not to give you buggy fans any rights*#*but he’s been great in this arc so far. Accidentally restarting his clown cult with escaped prisoners and deluding himself into the war*#*what else do I like*#*Marco seems pretty cool*#*I enjoy the idea of Boa standing there doing FUCK ALL until Luffy comes by good for her*#*i DID get jumpscared by Django being there I REALLY had to rack my brain to remember he was a marine*#*speaking of- are all the marines there?? where’s G8 man is he still chilling*#*such a good arc*

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chaoticbooklesbian · 10 months

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Me: I'm so glad I can finally play Baldur's Gate 3! The characters are so cool, it's so fun to play! Also me: HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND ANYTHING THIS MAP IS ACTIVELY HOSTILE TO ME SPECIFICALLY

#pedanticblah #this post brought to you by my inability to locate karlach and halsin and laezel #i found the goblin camp!#i cannot locate bear man within said goblin camp #and i keep accidentally aggroing the entire camp too #and i can't figure out how to get to the part of the map where karlach is #let alone find her within it #not to mention how i have no idea where laezel fucked off to #pedanticbg3

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femmeidiot · 7 months

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the worst thing that can happen is accidentally following someone you're trying to block or actually maybe accidentally following a suggested blog on the dashboard

#I just found out I accidentally followed some weird conservative man and like I did not do that on purpose #idk where he came from idk what kind of bad clicking led me to that but it's been solved he's been blocked

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trees-to-meet-you · 10 months

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Sibling forced me to dress up as golden Freddy and watch the fnaf movie gonna be honest I wasn’t a fnaf kid but since they’ve gotten into it I’ve tried to too but anyway yeah I may have next to no idea what’s going on but it was pretty great

#chatter #hi everybody! accidentally closed my desktop tab so im currently on mobile but i think ill whip out the website again soon #fnaf movie #fnaf #rambling #it was a pretty good movie. i liked the main character a lot it was easy to relate to his motivations while also yelling at him for #being a dickhead idiot #spoilers:#like. if my parents die suddenly you bet your ass i would drop everything for my little sibling even if i cant take as good care of them as #someone else. i would at least try. and if i actually had another sibling who was kidnapped right in front of me id do anything i could to #save them too #so i found this guy relatable on terms of being the eldest sibling #and abby had SO much autism swag let’s be real #that is an autistic little girl if ive ever seen one and ive BEEN one #girl was fucking awesome #also: even if he was possessed im glad freddy ate that dickhead bitch of an aunt what a fucking ASSHOLE #i bet that was something the freddy kid may have felt bad for until abby told him no she’s a bitch with a capital b thanks for killing her #and he was like oh ok cool so maybe i was possessed into doing it but the end result wasn’t too bad nice #anyway.#FUCK man sibling movies fucking GET ME #im sitting here like oh damn he lives for his little sister and he still wishes he could save his little brother FUCK man I WOULD TOO #god. i get it. i love my little sibling so much i would do anything for them. they’re my best friend and if i were to even come close to #losing them I Don’t Know What’d Id Do #so yeah good movie

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brokenhardies · 1 month

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emissary verse interpretations of the batman rogues gallery my beloved (they only exist in my head)

#riddler & amber got into a reddit fight once #eventually riddler found out amber's address and tried to dox her #only to be visited by the mk system who basically beat him six weeks from sunday #bruce wayne was sooo pissed when he found out why viktor fries was fired #like he straight up tried to get viktor a job at wayne tech b4 the incident that made him mr freeze #look my hypothetical version of batman is very much 'people can be saved but sometimes we cant save them'#man bat isnt even man bat its man bat's wife with kirk langstrom being amber's high school #science teacher who occasionally talks about his weird wife who eats rats #everyone thinks he's joking. he's not #mary dahl/baby doll kind of got intercepted into amber's hypothetical rogue's gallery #her show was a major part of amber's childhood and makes up some of the good memories she has with her dad #so imagine her sadness when she has to try and stop baby doll from kidnapping her fictional family #luna is convinced that music meister and neil patrick harris are the same person #later meeting the toymaker - also played by nph - caused her to come to the conclusion that nph #is secretly evil :')#poison ivy was just an activist to start before she accidentally became an eco terrorist #she actually has no idea how hot she is she's trying to be threatening and people find that hot???

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little-paper-man · 5 months

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FINALS ARE DONE! \〒▽〒/

time to crash for a week until my poor poor braincells recuperate

#I had Physics and Sedimentology/Stratigraphy #and i was sick on and off all semester which is not a good combo #all i wanna do is fucking everything #next 2 chapters of tmbm #new fic series with No Man's Sky #Finish my latest journey plush #draw holy fuck do i wanna DRAW #pick up The Long Dark again and maybe finally FINALLY get the DLC college made me too broke to afford it #YUGIOH SHIT I rewatched season 0 and accidentally got my daughter hooked and i got my old cards out and I hope we can get around to deck #building soon #found my first yugioh card too :> Skull Redbird my beloved #A Wolvlocke on Wolvden #THERE'S SO MUCH I WANNA DO #hello void i have words

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navramanan · 10 months

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hadnt used quizlet for years, downloaded it again for vocab lessons someone in class created, saw they have a premium version of the app now and soon after realized that you require the premium version if you want to study a set/lesson more than once. everything has turned into a money milking scheme i hate this

#clue as well. i've had it for years and years now to track my period obv #and i dont really update app but that one stopped working so i had to #they rolled in a paid version that greatly limits the functions of the free version #you could create tags that you could use for each day like idk it could be anything like back pain & youd track it on the day you felt it #i had tags for each prayer to know what prayer time my period started at so i knew the time #accidentally removed a tag that was a prayer time. wanted to add it again. found out that's behind a paywall now #like such basic features that make these apps usable in the first place. need to be paid for now #idk man it's all so dumb #oh and probably among the most annoying changes on clue is that you have to be connected to the internet to use it at all #which is so fawking nonsensical #nesi rants

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ukusreticence · 2 months

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destined for isolation - side a

#ukureticence #ichor's blessing #archangel dyrkethiel #dyrkethiel side a #man space seems so cool until you realize you're literally dozens of lightyears away from your loved ones #can't have someone so important have mental breakdowns over that stuff tho so there goes those memories lol #like side a moves INCREDIBLY FAST in space and above light speed levels but thats only because of how massive space is #they do get faster sometimes but only for emergencies. they still incredibly slow in pressurized environments tho #still takes a couple of years to and from to heaven depending on how far they are out #goes from literally faster than the speed of light several times over to barely able to fly at all pff.#they're made only for space and being outside of it doesnt do well for them really. much weaker. sensory overload. other stuff.#one accidental parallel i found between side a and side b #both kinda “rule” over their own “domains/realms/sections” outside of heaven hell or earth but #like they're consequently REALLY lonely lol #side a has space and side b has the void #side a literally is not allowed to form any planets capable of withstanding more than plant life and even then has to like #precisely put it in position so its on a cycle and not overgrown but even then mostly just dont because its easier #not allowed to house anything more than microbacterias and anything capable of doing civilizations and stuff #since thats way too much work on the other angels #like theres so many angels just for earth alone there aint gonna be more for other alien civilizations yknow? too much work

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maybelleteas · 4 months

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how do I get over the feeling of being a bad Bisexual Woman when I used to think I preferred men, had more sexually intense desire for them, and wanted to marry a man but still desired a casual fling with a woman back then when now, since then, after the only sexual touch I've gotten in my 30 years of life is from a woman, I am essentially a febfem wrt a long term situation, and want to marry a woman. I feel like I'm betraying this hypothetical person in my head bc I didn't always feel this way 😭

#biphobia #febfem #i thought i was straight for so long but ive never even kissed a man #i really think i may never have sex with a man #kind of a shame in some ways bc im curious about it- but i could also be wrong #like maybe i will meet a man that i like that much idk #i just accidentally got into some shit on reddit with lesbians not liking me bc of this as some of my friends know jskgdhs #and i tried so hard so long to not offend anyone and i still did #like i made a post about meeting women in the Wild and they found an old post of mine where #i was asking in the bi subreddit a year ago if anyone prefers one sex in the sense their attraction feels more intense- and i genuinely #thought i just felt that way about men??? but when i went out with a woman i realized oh nvm ive never felt this way dating men #i was convinced i wanted to marry a man before overall #even if i was bisexual #which took me a long time to consider myself bisexual #and i didnt wanna yell about it bc it would be rather irrelevant if im only serious about guys bc i DO know some bi women like that #irl. which is fine... anyone can do what they want

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