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forrestlurker · 3 days
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Every time someone talks about how it's our "purpose" or how we're "meant to" to reproduce, I want to tear my reproductive organs out and slam them down on the table.
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aurabirds · 2 days
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My part of an BG3 & One Piece clothes swap art trade with the exceptionally amazing @kimboltart :D (you can find her piece on her and my IG and her Twt!)
Inspired by that one Road to El Dorado screencap 🫶
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This gig is doing wonders for my self-esteem related to my age tbh
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mlmshark · 22 hours
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One gripe I have with the tma fandom is that they will not stop sexualizing Jon aka the ONE asexual character and then be like “Well asexuality is a spectrum! Asexual people can have sex!” Which yeah, true, but they say Jon doesn’t period. Literally the direct quote is like “Oh yeah Jon doesn’t at all.” AT ALL. Now stop writing/drawing that man having sex
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manob · 15 hours
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One piece fever is never ending!!!
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I’m honestly not sure what hot is, like I know what I think is aesthetically attractive, and I can recognise conventionally attractive people but what is hot? Like what classes as hot? Muscles? Makeup? Is there like a list?
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The AroAce is protesting this vehemently. They can absolutely be trusted near massive heavy-duty machinery that can completely demolish things. They would never, EVER put important government documents or a transphobic state legislator into an active woodchipper. No way.
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Happy Lesbian Visibility Week to ALL Lesbians!
❤️🧡🤍💗🩷
Lesbian Visibility Week includes:
Agender lesbians (me!) 🖤🩶🤍💚🤍🩶🖤
Asexual lesbians (also me!) 🖤🩶🤍💜
Trans lesbians 🩵💗🤍💗🩵
Aromantic lesbians 💚🤍🩶🖤
Nonbinary lesbians 💛🤍💜🖤
Genderfluid lesbians 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
Intersex lesbians 💛💛💜💛💛
Genderqueer lesbians 💜🤍💚
POC lesbians 🖤🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Aroace lesbians 🧡💛🤍🩵💙
Butch lesbians ❤️🧡🤍💛🤎
Femme lesbians 💜💜🤍💗🩷
and many, many more!
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Thatch: WHO ATE MY BREAD?! Thatch: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- Reader: I did? Thatch: Kiss you and make some more, you haven't been eating anything today Reader Thatch: *Walks away* Reader: ... Reader: They're gone Ace Ace, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his month: Twankh uh! 
(Some crack in the form of incorrect quotes. Thatch should know better than to leave food unguarded and Reader coming to Ace's rescue)
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Could you maybe do a "this user is asexual" or "this user is just asexual" userbox :0?? Thank you!! I love the way your userboxes look they're so clean and pretty!
ofc! and tysm :)
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[text: this user is asexual]
feel free to reblog/download and use on your profile but keep my username visible ty! :)
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irenekohstudio · 2 days
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Cats? Ace? Ramen? YES
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Soulmates aren’t inherently romantic.
Soulmates are we’re best friends and being around you feels so right and natural.
Soulmates are you’re my sibling who annoys the heck out of me but I would die and kill for you.
Soulmates are you were meant to be my cat/dog and I was meant to be your human.
Soulmates are I can’t stand to be without you in my life but I know we’ll be ok even if we don’t see each other for a while.
Soulmates are we were made for each other, the pieces of our souls fitting together like Lego pieces, whether it was easy at first or maybe we had to work at it.
We were always meant to find each other, we were made to be in each other’s lives. That could be romantic, platonic, familial, human-pet, or any other relationship.
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asexualpolls · 3 days
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reallifeparacosee · 2 days
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As an aroace I would love a relationship where they are just my best friend and then they give me soul crushing hugs every once in a while and cuddle
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Young, drunk and alone
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Ace x singer!reader
Warnings: fem reader, alcohol consumption, FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF
Word count: 1.7k
Summary: In which you got a free tab in a bar where you preformed
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Ace watches your performance intently, not missing any of the words that scape your mouth, ringing in his ears in a mesmerizing chant. Admiring your hands as they strum your instrument with acquired ease hitting every single note perfectly, and relishing how your feet move your body all across the stage, your skirt dancing like the waves of the ocean. The lights bounce from your face just right, making you glow like a mysterious siren that has emerged from the depths of the ocean to lure him to you.
And he has fallen right into your trap
He is taken out of his daze when the bar erupts with applause, whistles and praises at your wonderful performance. You make a reverence smiling wide
“Such an amazing performer isn’t she?, Ace-yoi?” Marco swings over to his brother locking one arm over his broad shoulders, his breath reeks like alcohol and his beer spills on Ace’s shorts, making him grumble
Before he can even complain, his breath is cut short as he watches you making your way to the table, smiling at both men fondly, your eyes glittering like the warm candles lighting the place
“Y/n-yoiiii, we were just talking about you” Marco redirects the attention while the second division commander stays completely frozen at your mere presence
A lot of people would describe Ace as a confident man, sometimes even too confident, as warm and bright like the flames that come out from his fingertips. Feared by some loved by others.
But whenever you appeared in his field of vision he would transform into a blushing, stuttering nervous wreck, something he did not understand and even thought for a while he may just had came down with an illness, or maybe he was allergic to your perfume? No, that could not be, you smelled like the sweetest flowers and softest mornings. Was it your beaming smile? it always made his tummy feel funny, or maybe your eyes? They always froze him like Medusa.
He even tried avoiding you for a while as he discovered whatever this curse that had fallen over him was, but it only made matters worse. The need to follow you around, listen to your melodic voice or just knowing you were near gnawed at him, you became a necessity
One day tired of this weird symptoms taking over his life, Ace made his way to his friend’s office, asking Marco to cure him. After describing in great detail the way you made him feel, the Doctor couldn’t help but laugh at his clueless brother
“Yep, it is very clear, you have a severe cause of love”
“Love?”
Love
The word swirled around his head along side thoughts of you, you and him to be more clear. What was he to do with this feeling? Was he wrong from wanting it? More specific, wanting you to give it to him?
The more he thought the more confused he became, falling into a spiral of pining and yearning, having him eating form the palm of your hand, attached to your hip and eager to decipher you, to know everything about you. He wanted your attention, his hands brushing yours without him even noticing, a strong want for you to pamper him in caresses and tender touches took over him, sometimes even hurting him to not being able to hold you close
But he didn’t deserved such thing did he? The son of the King of the Pirates, his existence a mere sin, a mistake, a curse that he never wished to bestow over anyone else.
You deserved better
But you were just so addicting, Ace could not deny himself indulging in you
If only he wasn’t so blinded to see how much you also wished for him, how easily you allowed him to enter your life and spread like a bonfire, burning your heart to ashes
“Did you guys enjoy the show?” Even though the question was asked for both the pirates on the table, deep down, your question was directed towards Fire Fist
“YES!” Ace answers way too quickly and loudly, he clears his throat immediately after realizing his action, red creeping from his neck to his ears “You are always so so so great y/n” he smiles at you overflowing with endearment and love
“Thought you’d like it” you winked at the commander and stared at each other in a trance, Marco standing beside both of your stupid faces, surprised how two people with a brain each sometimes he doubted this statement and two eyes were not able to realize how whipped they were for each other. He slapped the commander’s back loudly making him stumble
“I’ll go get you a drink y/n-yoi” Marco announces his departure to the counter as you settle beside your dear friend, his gaze following your every move
“Shouldn’t have given them a free show”
You giggle before you scooch closer to him whispering in his red tainted ears “Everything on my tab is free tonight” you earned the most bright smile from the Fire Fist, a smile that could burn the sun itself
“Say less”
Usually you would be the one looking after Ace, making sure he didn’t fall asleep on top of anyone or anything dangerous or just standing, passing him water every now and then to keep him hydrated, and most of the times, offering a shoulder for him to lean on as you both walked back to the Moby Dick. Tonight was not gonna be any different until Ace begged you to follow behind… now you were 6 drinks in the lead, it was your free tab after all
Too bad you didn’t had any alcohol retention
The commander didn’t left your side the whole night, making sure no one tried to snatch you form the table in your drunken state, weary eyes following your shaky steps to the counter and giving the nastiest of looks to any prying eyes that settled on you, he even checked your drinks before you’d down them.
“yOu lOOk soO HOt riGhT nOw AcE” your laughter exploded to all the bar to hear as your hands squished his freckled cheeks, faces dangerously close. To Ace’s dismay, drunk you was vey handsy and tongue loose, making it hard for him to keep his composure
Marco stretched one of his arms from the other side of the table snatching your fruity drink “That’s enough for you missy”
You whined, still holding Ace’s flushed face in your hands, he carefully took them in his directing your attention
“I think it’s time to go back”
“WE HavEn’T eVen DAncEd” the slurring in your words yet another signal for you to cut the tab “The only good performer is drunk out of their mind right now” Fire fist stood up holding your hand tight enough for you to not refuse to follow him out the bar
“Good luck champ!” Marco’s teasing tone was the last thing Ace heard as he exited the crowded place
Your feet seemed to have forgotten how to function, stumbling right behind your lovely friend, he makes the executive decision that carrying you back would be much effective
“Alright y/n I’m gonna have to pull you over my shoulder ok?”
“NO!” You push him almost falling on your back on the rocky road under your feet “I can walk jus’ fine thank ya’ very much” Ace just sighs before he squats in front of you and toses you over his broad freckled shoulders with ease, making you protest
“You’re lucky you’re hot” you say, words still slurring
A laugh rumbled from the center of Ace’s ribcage meeting your ears almost earning a smile out of you if you weren’t trying to appear offended “Is that so? You haven’t stopped calling me that all night” the alcohol had gained you a strong confidence, making the thoughts that formed in your brain drop out of your mouth without worry, an ability you wished you were born with
“Jus’ stating a fact” the strong man under you stays silent, a thousand thoughts racing through his head as he becomes even more flustered
You both arrive to the port in one piece, safe and sound. Ace puts you down delicately and making sure you don’t trip over, as his body goes to stand upright his eyes meet yours halfway, making him stop and admire the sweet unapologetic love that glistened in them,. Was this the way you always looked at him? With such adoration and want?
Your hands travel for a millionth time to the sides of his face as you whisper “You don’t believe me?” you didn’t stutter one bit, every word leaving your mouth with strong confidence, no hesitation
“Wh-“
“Ace, you’re amazing” Your eyes don’t snap from his at any moment, Ace’s heart thrumming in his chest so loud he swears you can hear it, warmth rises to his face meeting your soft skin that held him with such tenderness
“And you’re loved” his breath hitches, stuck in his throat as you praise him, his simple existence
You stay like this for a while before he stands completely upright and before you can even turn to walk to the ship, a pair of sculpted tattooed arms enveloped you in a warm honest hug
“Thank you y/n” This Ace sounds different to the Ace you had come to know and love, this Ace sounds vulnerable, open and afraid, a side you had never come across before
“You know I love you” you stand on your tip toes and clash your lips in his left cheek before hugging him even tighter
Fire Fist Ace, commander of the second division of the White Beard’s Pirates, a wanted man and feared pirate becomes putty on the hands of his fellow crew mate, a sight to behold
His heart fell to his feet, flames erupt from his flushed skin but he es quick to control them before they burn you. He looks down at you, a mess of emotions written all over his freckled face, but you just walk up the ship, like nothing had happened
“C’mon Portgas or I’ll fall asleep on the deck”
Next morning you woke up to the nastiest hangover you had ever experienced and a nervous Ace outside your door, hopeful you’d remember what happened
Sweet sweet Ace, who was gonna be the one to tell him a lady never lets their guard down, specially while drinking
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Title inspired ofc by Dial Drunk by Noah Kahan. LOVE writing singer!reader x Ace 🫶🏻 BTW I got 3 Sanji x gardener!reader drafts cooking
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Contrary to popular belief aro AND aces (aroaces) more commonly DONT date then do. They can still date and they’re still valid yes, but most don’t.
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