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Agamemnon: What is that?
Patroclus: My to-do list.
Agamemnon: That's a piece of paper with Achilles' name on it.
Achilles blushes wild
Patroclus winks
Agamemnon: Oh dear lord!
#greek mythology#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect quotes#patrochilles#achilles x patroclus#achilles#patroclus#achilles was a bottom#incorrect tsoa quotes#tagamemnon
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Tsoa x Achilles come down
Achilles: *on the roof*
Patroclus (dead): please don’t jump off
Apollo: ayo yeet yourself off ! No bottoms welcome here
#tsoa patroclus#tsoa achilles#tsoa madeline miller#incorrect tsoa quotes#achilles come down#achilles was a bottom
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achaean nap pile
#art#sketch#greek mythology#tagamemnon#cracks knuckles okay#top row left to right#nestor#ajax the greater#teucer#idomeneus#bottom row left to right#agamemnon#menelaus#patroclus#achilles#odysseus#ajax the lesser#diomedes#the iliad
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*crying*
#uquiz#the iliad#the odyssey#this is super good pls do it#i just dont have any better tags#also watch troy: fall of a city#its the best of the inevitably bad adaptations#i could go on about the importance of the Iliad to modern understanding of history anthropology and historiography for ages#but i wont do that to yall so in the meantime ship patrochilles#and remember that achilles is a bottom#but most importantly helen didnt deserve this shit
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I currently have writer's block and fucked around and made Iliad and Odyssey memes :'D Some look like "repeats" but aren't. Just different scenarios/people. Enjoy!
There's... A LOT. I don't care if you pick out your favorites! I put this all in one post as I don't want to spam the tags! :D
#I hope people get the Proteus one😅It's simple but I really fucking love it.#I'm sorry if ugly but I literally made most of these in google presentation as all I have is a shitty chromebook.#I want to make more Penelope and Helen ones but those are mostly headcanons🥺 so probably something later on#I wanted to have more Agamemnon and Achilles ones too but I don't think I understand their characters enough to do them justice...#I know enough for basics but yea#the circe/calypso is a bit dark but...bleh.#I think “my wife has a migraine” one kind of fits Menelaus more (If he were in a band today? He'd probably be the drummer) but eh!#I'm not an artist and I don't want to use others art without giving credit. (the one art one that's from tumblr DOES have the creator on#the bottom! “c-rowlesdraws” on tumblr! also there's moomin) SO I MAKE DO WITH FUCKING JPEGS LIKE A PEASANT! :D#odysseus#odyssey#the odyssey#odypen#penelope#diomedes#menelaus#helen of sparta#achilles#thetis#agamemnon#circe#calypso#tagamemnon#greek mythology#iliad#the iliad
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shoe issue
#a doodley#i have white with rainbow underside vans and retro rainbow and white converse that i love so much but#they hurt ! even when you put things on the back#i have permanent marks on that area (is it the achilles tendon??? but near the bottom) bc of how often shoes Hurt#even when i have multiple comfortable shoes (the plain converse) one is usually more comfortable (the white shoes)#and white goes with everything so....why wldnt i jst go with the easiest comfiest shoe to put on...why wld i want more shoes...ykwim...#or like i do wanna wear those awesome black platform boots but even if i had a fit for them they take so long to put on when the most i go#out usually isnt for very long...idk !#its not an active decision...i wld like to be fashionable... jst smthng i noticed
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Aeschylus: Achilles is a top.
Plato: Achilles is a bottom.
Aeschylus, lifting up a chair: TOP.
Plato, chucking his own chair across the room: BOTTOM.
Patroclus, in Elysium: Bottom.
Achilles, in Elysium: Bottom.
#patrochilles#the song of achilles#greek mythology#greek myth#mythology#madeline miller#tsoa#tsoa madeline miller#tsoa patrochilles#tsoa achilles#achilles#tsoa patroclus#incorrect tsoa quotes#tsoa textpost#tsoa memes#patroclus#the Achilles top or bottom debate
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The Song of Achilles sticker idea!
#patrochilles#achilles#patroclus#the song of achilles#tsoa#greek#tsoa fanart#hades achilles#hades patroclus#hades patrochilles#achilles x patroclus#greek god#Who is the top#who is the bottom#ancient greek au#greek aesthetic#otp#otp things#I ship these two so hard#best ship#gay#couple#cute#cute couple#trojan war#patrochilles fanart#stickers#sticker set#soulmates#digital drawing
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THE FACT THAT WHEN ACHILLES LEARNED HIS MOM CAN’T SEE HIM ON THE MOUNTAIN, HIS FIRST INSTINCT IS TO SLEEP WITH HIS BEST FRIEND.
#The Song of Achilles#TSOA#Achilles#Patroclus#patrochilles#”MOTHER CANNOT SEE US HERE”#“AYO PATROCLUS MY MOM ISNT HOME”#Thetis#AND THEN HE WAS SHOCKED THAT PATROCLUS WAS ACTUALLY WILLING TO DO IT???#“I did not think we would ever—“#WDYM YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOUD SLEEP WITH HIM???#HE LITERALLY KISSED YOU???#YOU WERE THE ONE WHO RAN AWAY YOU DUMB BOTTOM#Plato is rolling in his grave
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Patroclus : So, what do you wanna do now?
Achilles : Dominate the world
Patroclus : isn't that a bit too ambitious?
Achilles *cupping Pat's face with his hands*: you are my world
Patroclus : *blushes to death*
#Patroclus still topped tho#Achilles is just so so bottom#like he when Pat touches him#achilles x patroclus#incorrect tsoa quotes#patrochilles#the song of achilles#tsoa achilles#tsoa patroclus#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#greek mythology#tsoa textpost#funny#greek myth memes#iliad meme#my memes#the iliad#incorrect iliad#meow
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Achilles: I would give my voice for him, but then I wouldn't be able to scream his name.
#achilles power bottomed#i will die on that hill#inspired by that one pjo post#tsoa#the song of achilles#achilles#patrochilles#the iliad#incorrect iliad#iliad meme#song of achilles#incorrect tsoa quotes#greek mythology#greek myth memes#achilles text post#tsoa shitpost
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trying to go about my daily life when sad historical gays exist
#constantly feeling like the bottom left stick man#les mis#les miserables#enjoltaire#exr#enjolras#grantaire#marauders#wolfstar#remus lupin#sirius black#tsoa#the song of achilles#patrochilles#achilles#patroclus#in memoriam#alice winn#in memoriam alice winn#gauntwood#sidney ellwood#henry gaunt#meme
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#Achilles#Hector#The Iliad#Homer#tagamemnon#bratchilles#greek mythology#fan meme#tsoa#achilles is a bottom
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Achilles: Can I ask a dumb question?
Patroclus: Better than anyone I know.
#greek mythology#greek myth#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#incorrect quotes#people have to look at their relationship beyond achilles=bottom ngl#ancient greece#mythology#greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#mythos#incorrect quote#greek myth meme#greek myth memes#greek mythos#greek mythology memes#myth#greek mythology meme#iliad#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek quotes#incorrect greek myth#trojan war#tagamemnon#tagammemnon#homer#classics#classics memes#literature
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[ 2020 ] More old art... I really like the idea of them all having the world's weirdest and most confusing friendship
#hope art#hades game#theseus#asterius#patroclus hades#achilles hades#u have canon White Achilles on top and a personal take on him on bottom here <3
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I have a problem and it's called 'creating hot dads who love their partners and die tragic deaths'
#mypost.#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv screenshots#ffxiv oc#just something quick and dirty don't mind me. showcasing my dead dilfs#from top to bottom: menoetius (patroclus' dad) / nestor (evander's dad) / takami (achille's dad)#i finally have a grasp on what takami looks like (this is not his true form). i can see where achille gets his jawline and sideburns from#evander looks just like his dad and i think if he knew that it would make him more self-destructive#patroclus looks more like his maternal family than his dad but he got his eyebrows somewhat#🏵️
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