Some things my friends and I have said playing animal crossing
“Ya bitch caught a horny dynastid”
“Zebra sea maquids did 9/11″
“Bite my ball”
“Zebra turkey fish? More like,,, cunt”
“Your mom’s a faraway town”
“ALL HAIL THE HORSE MACKEREL KING”
“GET OUT OF MY TOWN YOU UGLY FUCK”
“GET BACK IN THE OCEAN YOU FUCKING ABORTION”
“I have to make the flowers wet so they’ll have flower sex and give me colorful flower children”
“ I fucking hate flip” “Lets egg his house and put penises around it” “good plan”
“Is that a penis?” “Yes, I call it happenis”
“Kapp’n is gay confirmed”
“Yeah we need to sell our shit first and- [gasp] M A R S H A L”
“LOCUST-SENPAI YOU BAKA! WERE YOU TRYING TO LOOK UP MY SKIRT?”
“KKK Slider”
“The parental carbon unit containing two ‘x’ chromosomes of which you were conceived has now been confirmed as a homosexual”
“What if in the next game tortimer is dead and his headstone gives you the tour instructions”
“VORE THE CHILD”
“I’m not a furry but Rosie is my girlfriend now bye”
“Wow I can’t believe Marshal is canonically bi”
“Pringles is a flower gay”
“mmmmMMMMMMMMMM”
“I have acended to my final form. I am now snas undertale”
“Tex is one thicc bih”
“I catch one more sea bass and I’m gonna shove a seashell up its sea ass
“I found a fossil” “ya mom’s a fossil”
“What if we thought this game was innocent but the whole time our inventory was in our ass” “that theory makes more sense than it should”
“Here’s a lemon because your jokes are fucking sour”
“Get the fuck out of my shopping district you six-piece chicken mcnobody”
“I fucking hate Flip, but at least he’s not Broffina”
“why is K.K. always naked? Is club lol secretly a strip club”
“Shrunk’s jacket looks like a fucking block of cheese with a blue bowtie”
“My hobbies are putting penises around people while they’re afk and making flowers have sex”
“I’m so gay for flowers I have them growing out of my ass”
“Goldie I love you but could you maybe move your fucking house please”
“Can sea bass just cease to exist”
“Move your fat ass Sylvia. Preferably out of my fucking town.”
“I’ve finally done it. I have all cute villagers in my town” “through the use of eugenics, you’ve created a master race of villagers to inhabit the land of which you, their leader, reside.” “Holy shit I’m animal crossing hitler”
“whAT THE FUCK MARINA I TRUSTED YOU” “wait what happened” “She planted fucking VIOLETS. In my ROSES. and had the AUDACITY to do it right in front of my f a c e”
“Shrunk may give me a bunch of different emotions from his jokes in the game, but in real life all they give me is depression”
That’s the end for now, but I’ll most likely be adding onto this list later. UwU
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Happy Birthday Broffina!
This snooty chicken possibly gets her name from chicken broff (broth) due to her species! She has the music hobby and she loves to sing and dance to any song she hears! She’s skilled at typing, and one day she wants to be a translator, possibly for books or manga with her slick typing skills! She loves the song KK Flamenco the most, and her morning coffee is always a blend with lots of milk and sugar! Wish her a fantastic birthday, cluckadoo!
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Whoa, who the heck is Broffina? I’m totally unaware of this particular lady! “Broffina” sounds like a name Jock villagers would use for female players, like “brosephine” or “ladybro.”
I googled it to see if this is a real, normal name, and didn’t find anything. That doesn’t mean it isn’t! It just means I didn’t find anything. Also, she was just introduced in this game, so I don’t feel too bad about not remembering her.
I dig her makeup, though! Looks sharp! I mean that! Not being sarcastic!
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one time some random person from the belltree forums visited my town because rudy was moving away, and i felt so awkward meeting her at the train station bc her mayor was this super adorable pastel girl and mine is this random old dude in a suit with a mustache
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Happy Birthday Broffina!
This snooty chicken is out to get me, because last year I spelled her name Boffina instead of Broffina. She has the music hobby, and she absolutely loves singing! She’s very skilled at typing (she has high scores in ALL the typing games) and she wants to be a professional translator one day! She loves KK Flamenco and the Flashy style, and she drinks exclusively blend coffee, lots of milk, 3 sugars, spoon on the side. Wish her a delightful birthday!
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