#actually it's not my birthday

[sailor-sun-18]

GENSHIN IMPACT

Genre: Fluff/Humor

Character: DOTTORE

OF WISHES AND EXPLOSIONS

Somebody was going to be killed.

You glared at the dead frog, which had been waiting for you all morning, chilling on your desk. You grimaced, frowning at the small red droplets staining the polished wood while the gears in your mind turned and turned, trying to identify the culprit. Suddenly, you felt your fingers twitching.

Needless to say, it didn’t take long to connect the dots.

So, there you were, angrily stomping in the halls, feet leading to the school laboratory. Its dull white walls greeted you with the scent of chemicals and powders along with the razor toothy smile of your (self-proclaimed) science partner. You never agreed to be his working companion, but somehow the other students decided you were the perfect sacrificial victim for the crazy prodigy. He didn’t mind the arrangement, you did.

You marched right in front of him, already blowing a fuse. Ruby eyes peered curiously at your menacing aura through the half mask.

“Why was there a dead frog on my desk?”

He smiled wider, you tried to keep calm.

“Why? You didn’t like it?”

You huffed, before shaking your head.

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The teacher’s voice was drowned by the shuffling of fabric and the clinking of glass. Your partner grabbed some slime concentrate and an energy nectar.

“Wait- these aren’t the right materials-” he shushed you with a wave of his hand.

“Who said we are doing the assignment.”

“But-”

Your words were interrupted by his sigh, wordlessly, he passed you a small vial with blue liquid. “Take it, I’ve already done it.”

You stared at him, baffled.

“When?”

“An hour ago- he said disinterested before grabbing a red powder from one of the shelves -now, watch, we’re going to blow something up”

You widened your eyes, watching him calmly mixing the two ingredients as if he didn’t just say he would create an explosion on school grounds.

“No, you aren’t going to do anything dangerous. We could be expelled.”

He dismissed your worries with a shake of his head. Your nerves twitched at his audacity. 

It wasn’t the first time that Dottore (it wasn’t his real name, but he always insisted on being called that) completed the assignment beforehand and decided to do whatever he wanted. And though you always wanted no part in his shenanigans you couldn’t help but watch every time. Your blue-haired (again, self-proclaimed) friend tinkered with the sticky substance. Feeling your gaze on him, he gave you a sharp grin and proceeded to mix the nefarious liquid with some unidentified ingredient you didn’t even know existed.

He then poured the deadly mix into a bubble shaped glass he had pulled out of his bag just five minutes before. He let it rest for a few seconds before turning on the small stove at the base, creating a small and joyful flame.

The liquid stirred and before you could even blink, small fireworks exploded in the top part of the glass bowl. Their colourful sparks melding into a bright “Happy Birthday” sign.

Dottore smirked, arms crossed on his chest and chin proudly in the air at the sight of your widened irises, reflecting the small fires.

[e-c] met with ruby. 

You smiled.

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“Can I blow up something, now?”

“No-”

[milkymolle]

i'm over 2 weeks late but happy 20th anniversary to the Most Important comic book cover of all time. here is my homage

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

[soyochii]

Failed attempt to give Megumi a normal hairstyle 😭✌️

[kuttblueberry]

GRRR I should have posted these on Jonathan's birthday,,I am a fool </3 happy late birthday to our favorite gentleman

Aaagh anyway here's a little more Ms paint stuff I had saved

[lemonspades]

Top ten anime betrayals Zelda how could you

< Part 15 - Part 17 >

Masterlist

[attyattlaw]

ace on gouache more like gouace(??)

anyway happy birthday

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate chuuya canonically drives a 2006 sparkly barbie motorcycle

[fairydrowning]

Zoë Lianne, "Erasure"

Mary Oliver, "Felicity"

Emily Bronte, "Wuthering Heights"

[ryllen]

x

[nunsh0]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST DOG GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ermmm everyone read laika's comet please i am so autism about it its unreal . . !!!!!! (obligatory tag hi sry @laikascomet)

[purplesound]

happy birthday to the best genshin dad and husband <3

[pachimation]

“A…AA…ACHOO!!!”

IT’S👏VENTI’S 👏BIRTHDAY 👏 therefore i am forcing you all to look at this beautiful old man and beautiful his friends celebrate his cringefail birthday

[kayleerowena]

👻 ghouls night 👻

this is gonna be october's special halloween ouija board tier print! 🎃💖 i've got a poll up on my patreon for what colors i'll be printing this in; all patrons can go vote on that now, and join the ouija board tier before october 1st to get a copy of the print!

[fairyrona]

when everything's made to be broken (i just want you to know who i am) by @hoteadepresso pt 1

‘Stop.’ Will forced out, shaking his head in disbelief, hurt painting his features ‘Mike, that’s not funny. It’s mean.’ He thought he was joking. Mike was throwing his bleeding heart onto his floor, and he thought it was some sort of a prank. Fuck. ‘You really think I would joke about it?’ his voice sounded like it came from far away, weak and broken. His hand twitched, yearning to touch Will, to take his hand, to brush his fingertips against his warm skin for just one second even if that was all he could ever get.

late happy birthday present for Alex, the bestestest person out there!!!

a little bit of backstory; Once upon a time user @hoteadepresso wrote a fic (click here!!) (read it, its fucking amazing!!!!!!) which I immediately wanted to make fanart of, so, ofc it took me like, over a year to finish just this pt 1 <33

thus, the artstyle changes, which are a thing in this thing

[dasistmeinpferd]

happy 16th to the #1 princess of the world!!!!!!