#addams!yuu

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Addams!Yuu

I'm just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, Addams!Yuu brainrot!

Don’t be surprised. There’s always gonna be that obligatory Addams Family fusion AU in every fandom and if there’s not then that’s clearly already a sign for you, my dear reader, to start writing one.

Anyway, Addams!Yuu, who doesn’t know about the Addams Family? If you don’t then that must mean I’m ancient (which is fair) and that you should start with the Addams Family 1991 movie.

Addams!Yuu who has the standard issue dark sense of humor, fascination for the weird and macabre, the love for the dark colors that all Addams seem to have and values family a lot. 

After Grim opens the coffin, sees Addams!Yuu in all their gothic glory, and then proceeding to threaten them, Addams!Yuu really just said: 

“Oh, what bliss! To have slept like the dead, woke up suffocating, and greeted by such sweet words in such a finely made coffin. Is this what it’s like to be courted? What am I getting courted by? A depraved stalker? A monstrous beast? *gasp* Perhaps… a demented serial killer?” [cue Yuu swooning, dramatically holding a hand over their forehead and lightly fanning themselves with their other hand]

Anyway, they don’t ignore Grim for long. Not when Grim keeps threatening them and spewing out fire.

Addams!Yuu immediately became delighted with Grim because, duh, a monster??? Who breathes fire??? With a massive ego??? Threatening to burn them alive???

That’s like the equivalent of someone complimenting them… Maybe even borderline flirting with them.

Still Grim and Addams!Yuu click with each other straight away. Addams!Yuu doesn’t hold back when complimenting Grim, even if the way they compliment someone is weird, and Grim gets a huge ego boost. 

These two are an iconic duo who just keep hyping and enabling each other.

“Great Grim, for such a terrifying creature such as yourself…surely you must have committed the most deplorable acts. Oh, you must tell me! How many buildings have you burned down? Were there people inside? How many survived? Oh, if only papà and mamà would let me do the same… They said I have to focus on school first and start small before I can put myself on the government watchlist. *sigh*”

Grim has no idea what Yuu’s saying but he does understand when he’s being complimented, his ego’s inflating and that’s all that really matters, honestly.

Anyway, since the two didn’t do a chase scene with Grim attempting to hurt Yuu (though Addams!Yuu would definitely appreciate this) since the two of them vibed immediately, it didn’t take long for Crowley to find them.

After being led to the Mirror Chambers, Yuu had to physically stop themselves from jumping in joy because:

“A cult! How chilling! I didn’t expect to be kidnapped by a cult! It’s been so long!”

And, “The last cult I joined didn’t seem to appreciate it when I sacrificed a goat on the altar. Apparently they weren’t actually a cult. The police were called and they ended up putting me in an asylum. T’was a lovely vacation.”

Crowley tried to tell Yuu that they weren’t a cult and that they were a well-known and respected establishment but Yuu ignored him (Ha! Get a taste of your own medicine, crowman!) in favor of admiring the surrounding aesthetics. 

NRC is the perfect aesthetic for Addams!Yuu. In fact, the Addams Family would definitely love it.

But you know what they’d love more? Ramshackle Dorm as it is.

Forget renovating it and fixing it up to make it livable to the common person, Yuu’s an Addams! Yuu’s just going to make Ramshackle even more dangerous than it already is with its lack of maintenance. 

Think spikes all around the property, deadly traps around every corner of the hallways, and maybe even a few sentient trees and carnivore plants here and there.

Where did Yuu even get those sentient floras? Shhhhh… They’re an Addams, don’t question it.

This version of Yuu… probably genuinely respects Crowley wholeheartedly. [The myuultiverse is quaking. A Yuu who actually considers Crowley a good guardian?]

Yuu at Crowley, somewhere in the future: “You are the most idle person anyone can ever hope to meet. A coward. Wastrel. Careless. Greedy and money-hungry… How admirable.”

Crowley’s constantly getting backhanded compliments and he can’t do anything about it because Yuu is an Addams and Addamses have a weird way of thinking.

As far as Addams!Yuu can tell, they’re completely normal and everyone else around them are weirdos but they’re too nice to say anything about it.

Now imagine putting Addams!Yuu and Kalim in the same room.

JK, the two may have different personalities but they’d probably be good friends… after some rocky situations here and there caused by some misunderstandings.

Yuu might think that Kalim’s being mean to them at first because the Scarabia Dorm Leader called them ‘nice and kind’ which, in Addams vocabulary, isn’t considered a compliment.

When Kalim learnt of this odd Addams culture, he tried to make an effort to speak words with negative connotations but he felt it was too mean so he just goes, “Yuu! You look nice! But… uh, in a dead way! And you’re fun and kind, but the opposite of that! Ahahaha!”

Kalim found a loophole and he’s going to take advantage of it. Yuu gets what he’s saying anyway so it all works out.

Anyway, overblots…

Yeah, you really think Yuu’s going to run away from it? Expect them to be watching from the sidelines (hecc, they might even actively head towards the overblot) and becoming Rook 2.0 with the way they compliment the overblotee.

Them just going:

“Ah, those strong emotions that you’ve withheld inside of you suddenly going off like an atomic bomb upon a dreary night sky. That rage in your expression, that despair in your eyes… You’ve forgotten your humanity and transformed yourself into a beast. How tragic, how beautiful. Tell me, how long have you been torturing yourself?”

Sevens forbid they actually meet Rook. Rook sees beauty in everything and he’s sharp so getting into Addams!Yuu’s grace alone by just words is as simple as taking candy from a baby.

I would type a dialogue with Rook and Addams!Yuu but I honestly don’t understand how Rook talks so just imagine it. Just Yuu and Rook continuously firing off compliments to each other until either one of them gets flustered to silence or the others pull the two away from each other.

Just imagine Rook sending a letter to Yuu via an arrow grazing their head and Yuu just swoons.

Out of everyone in NRC, I could see Rook being one of the three people who can immediately reel Yuu in with just their charms alone.

Anyway, Rook would probably fit in with the Addams. 

Yuu could literally just introduce him to their family and they’d assume he was a very distant cousin with how he is.

Yuu asks Vil for poison now and again (no one’s brave enough to ask what they’re doing with it) and likes the way he’s obsessed with being the most beautiful person.

“Your ambition to become the most beautiful person to the point of insanity is admirable, Vil Schoenheit. How long can your sanity hold on, I wonder?”

Imagine Yuu seeing Neige LeBlanche and getting mental damage from how bright and cheerful he is.

Yuu being like ‘aight, bet’ when witnessing Vil overblot and then planning on poisoning Neige.

Aside from Pomefiore, Yuu also spends most of their time on Diasomnia.

Diasomnia is literally the second peak Addams aesthetic out of all the dormitories. First being Ramshackle, obviously.

I feel Malleus and Yuu would get along quite well. They’re both elegant and have that certain vibe to them.

Malleus could just talk about gargoyle structure and lore and Yuu would probably listen to him all the way and similarly, Yuu could talk about the witch hunts their ancestor used to have and Malleus would listen just as intently.

You know what… Lilia’s food is probably a delicacy to them. 

That thing is a weapon of mass destruction and I refuse to believe that Addams!Yuu wouldn’t like it if a mere food can take down hundreds, if not thousands, of people when ingested.

Addams!Yuu also likes Silver because he ‘sleeps like the dead’. Though, his little critter friends should probably be wary about going near Yuu.

Oddly enough, I think Addams!Yuu would also like Sebek’s boisterous personality solely because of his passion and if it’s one thing I know about Addams, it’s that they’re passionate.

Sure, it may be passion about spreading Malleus’ name and glory all over the world like a missionary with a mission (duh), but it’s passion nevertheless.

Diasomnia aside, no one in Heartsalbyul asks for Yuu to help them with maintaining the plants because last time someone did, Yuu ended up cutting a good chunk of the roses off of the stems before they were stopped by both Ace and Deuce.

Of course Riddle got angry but after a few talks here and there and some communication (that’s character development) from both parties, Yuu realize that cutting the roses off of the bushes was a no-no and instead settles for painting the roses red when needed because it reminds them of the color of blood.

All in all Addams!Yuu would definitely fit right in with Night Raven College. 

It has the aesthetics and no one there is overly cheerful or colorful so it’s the perfect place for an Addams to reside at.

The overblots are just everyday routine for Yuu and they wouldn’t have it any other way.

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What I think the Dark Mirror would say to my different AUs of Yuu's:

Disney Fanatic! Yuu - The nature of your soul is bright, such as a shooting star. I sense no magical power within this one, but your soul is imbedded with imagination stronger than any bestown upon me. Therefore, they belong to no dorm.

Blot! Yuu - The nature of your soul is...shapless, but a dark ink has surrounded this boundless soul. You have potential, but it is blocked by the fog around your soul. There is no magic, therefore, they belong to no dorm.

Addams Family! Yuu - The nature of your soul is...a darkness that streches out beyond your body. It reaches for those that attempt to harm you. It protects you, becoming a beast that would die for you. Your soul does not fit any dorm, therefore, no dorm would be appropriate.

Gem Hybrid! Yuu - The nature of your soul is...a pink rose, healing and calming. Your soul glistens like a diamond, however the pressure upon your soul dulls the potential you have. Your magic is purer than those in this room. Therefore, no dorm shall be assigned to this one.

Harry Potter! Yuu (Griffindoor) - The nature of your soul is...brave. Red and gold, your soul screams for adventure, willing to rebel against those who oppose you. The magic within you has shaped your soul to a Griffin, one that gives a cry that has already sorted you. Since you have already been sorted, I shall not assign you a dorm.

Harry Potter! Yuu (Ravenclaw) - The nature of your soul is...wise. Blue and bronze, your soul has settled to seek knowledge, your magic shaping it to a raven. The raven caws, a knowing look in its eyes, and it already knows that once you've been sorted. Since you have already been sorted, I shall not assign you a dorm.

Harry Potter! Yuu (Slytherin) - The nature of your soul is...cunning. Green and silver, your soul plans for the future fate has handed you. Your magic within the soul is strong, twisting it to a snake. The snake hisses, defensive as you have belonged to another. Since you have already been sorted, I shall not assign you a dorm.

Harry Potter! Yuu (Hufflepuff) - The nature of your soul is...loyal. Yellow and black, your soul can feel that this year will not be like others. The magic within you shifts in this world, forming a badger. The badger huffs, welcoming, but stern that you shan't be sorted. Since you have already been sorted, I shall not assign you a dorm.

Card Collector! Yuu - The nature of your soul is...interesting. Very, very interesting. The magic you possess is akin to Unique Magic. However, your soul is unable to wield it. The shape of your soul is boundless, nothing, unless you learn to wield it in the future. Therefore, your soul is fit for all dorms once it is shaped. Otherwise, there is no dorm that fits in the present time.

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malleyuu addams family au redraw :) because the last one is just bad

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I LOVE the Addams family and Twisted Wonderland, so mashing them together just feels right to me.

For @sandbees and @rottenlimepudding for their Yuu Addams headcannons.

(This is more of my own headcannons then an actual story. More below the cut 👇)

Wednesday wakes up to find herself in a coffin, much to her delight. Perhaps Pugsley has finally bested her and buried her alive. What fun! She is proud of her brother. Unfortunately, the noise outside the coffin is making it difficult for her to enjoy it.

Grim opens the coffin to find her awake and Wednesday politely asks that he close the lid and let her enjoy her time in the coffin. Grim is shocked for a moment, but recovers and demands her robes.

Wednesday is a bit taken aback by his request for her to decloth herself and she looks down at her attire. Sure enough, her simple black dress has been changed into a robe with ornate details and an under outfit consisting of a black dress shirt and black slacks. Wednesday finds this a bit odd as she doesn't remember changing her clothes.

Grim opens another coffin nearby and her brother, Pugsley, pops out. Wednesday is surprised by this and so is Pugsley. The two converse for a bit about their new found predicament, questioning who could have done this to them. Grim shouts at them for ignoring him and runs away when he hears voices nearby.

Wednesday decides to follow the cat monster since he seems to know something. She follows him for a bit before they run into Headmaster Crowley, who questions why she is out of her Gate so quickly. Wednesday is perplexed by his statement and questions him, only to be ignored and led back to the Mirror Chamber where she left Pugsley.

The dorm heads are surprised by her appearance, but Crowley proceeds with the sorting ceremony. When the Mirror can't sort either of them or send them home, Crowley is left with no choice but to let the siblings stay in the Ramshackle dorm.

The siblings are immediately taken with their new accommodations, praising everything, from the broken floorboards to the cobwebs and even the Happy Haunts. Crowley is a bit perplexed by their behavior, but lets it go. He makes a deal with the siblings that they can be the groundkeepers while he finds a way to send them home.

And thus begins the Addams Siblings Adventures in Twisted Wonderland.

Wednesday Addams

The eldest Addams sibling, she is smart, cunning, and apathetic, with a penchant for doing very odd scientific experiments. She is fascinated by death and has a large variety of pets back home, including a lion named Kitty Kat, an octopus named Socrates, and a spider named Homer. She is an expert marksman, martial artist, and even experiences psychic visions from time to time. She enjoys experimenting on her brother, Pugsley, who will gladly partakes as her test subject.

Her relationship with many of her classmates is just as strange as she is. Many of the students have a respect for her, since she can easily kick their buts in any category.

🕸️Ramshackle

Grim - she finds him annoying and will more often than not leave him Pugsley's care, since they get along better. She does find his caring side endearing, especially after dealing with the more troubling situations she finds herself in.

The Happy Haunts - she finds their company joyful and likes to listen to their stories of when they were alive, and especially the stories of their deaths.

❣️Heartslabyul

Riddle - they have respect for one another as students and often have deep and meaningful conversations about the books they like to read. Riddle also likes her because she helps him hide from Floyd when he's being annoying.

Ace - they do not get along. They fight a lot and have a lot of different opinions on things.

Deuce - she gets along better with Deuce than Ace. She does, however, dislike his apparent like of a brain.

Trey - he treats her like a little sister, often giving her sweets to taste test when she visits Heartslabyul to talk with Riddle.

Cater - she dislikes him taking pictures of her without her express permission, and has even threatened to break his phone on more than one occasion.

🦁Savanclaw

Leona - the first time a Savanaclaw student tried to mess with her and her brother, she easily beat them up and since then, the whole dorm have kept a clear distance of them. Leona respects her for her strength, but finds her friendship with a certain hunter strange.

Jack - they don't spend a lot of time together due to their different interests, but they like to study together. He reminds her a bit of her friend from her old school.

Ruggie - she finds him interesting and thinks he would be better off without Leona. He respects her strength but likes to keep a clear distance from her like the rest of the dorm.

🐙Octavinelle

Azul - she likes him because he reminds her of her pet octopus, Socrates. She'll offer him the same treats that Socrates likes and even refer to him as Socrates from time to time without realizing it.

Jade - they have a shared interest in mushrooms. They especially like to talk about the more poisonous ones.

Floyd - she greatly dislikes him due to his loud and frankly boorish nature. His nickname for her is Frilled Shark.

🪔Scarabia

Kalim - she finds his need to drag her to one of his parties annoying but does have a bit of a soft side for his naivete. She thinks he needs to experience the hardships in life so that he can grow properly.

Jamil - they have a great respect for each other academically, but she thinks he would be better off without Kalim holding him back all the time.

🍎Pomefiore

Vil - while she does understand the need to take of oneself is great, she dislikes his, frankly, extreme views on beauty.

Epel - she thinks his country accent is somewhat cute and lets him speak naturally around her, since she thinks one should not hide themselves behind a mask.

Rook - their relationship is perhaps the strangest of all. When she found out he was following her around campus, she took her crossbow and shot at him in front of everyone! She warned him that there would be consequences if he kept doing it. Rook was delighted by her marksmanship and thus they started a friendly competition to see who can shoot the closest without killing the other. He refers to her as Mademoiselle Noir.

💀Ignihyde

Idia - a dorm based around death? You have instantly won her friendship. Idia could be less than pleased to see her wandering around the dorm, but she says that she likes it so who is he to argue? Plus, he's more than a little scared of her.

Ortho - he's so happy that his brother has found a friend! Kind of? She likes to ask Ortho questions about his gears and he likes to hear her stories about her family.

🛞Diasomnia

Malleus - he thinks her fascination with the dark side of the world is adorable and is more than happy to answer her questions about the different types of fey in Twisted Wonderland.

Lilia - he sees her as an daughter and will pop by the Ramshackle dorm every so often to make sure the siblings are okay.

Sebek - AN INSOLENT HUMAN ACTING CLOSE TO LORD MALLEUS? THIS CANNOT STAND! She thinks he is loud and annoying.

Silver - he sees her in a sisterly light, though he does find her darker tendences more than a littler concerning. She finds it strange that he falls asleep all the time.

📚NRC Staff

The staff have all tried to confiscate her crossbow before, but she keeps getting it back somehow, so they've given up after a while.

They all look after the siblings and check on them to make sure they are okay. Well, Crewel, Trein, Vargas, and Sam do. Crowley is always off doing his "headmaster duties" as he puts it.

Crewel things her interest with poisons is fascinating and lets her experiment in the lab after classes are over. Supervised of course.

Trein finds her company pleasant and they often talk about history and books together.

Vargas tries to get her to do more outdoor activities, but she always tries to find a way to get out of it.

The siblings think Sam may be a long lost member of their family. They love to visit his store and he has even showed them his family's collection of cursed items.

⚔️RSA

The siblings don't really care for the school's rivalry. They go to the events to cheer on their friends. In their own special way of course ;)

Ambrose the 63rd - they haven't really interacted very much, but she does hold respect for him as an educator and as a headmaster.

Neige - unlike Kalim, she finds his apparent naivete a tad bit annoying and wonders if he just putting on an act.

Chenya - she isn't really bothered by the cat beastman's antics, but dislikes when he decides to make her his target.

The Dwarves - she finds them cute, to a certain degree.

Pugsley Addams

The younger of the two Addams siblings, he is a bit on the dim side, but does have an interest in engineering . He and sister are close and he is a willing participant in her experiments.

Most of the student body is shocked by their relationship. With all their talks of sword fighting, electric chairs, and eating poisonous mushrooms, one would think they are trying to kill each other! They have reassured everyone that it is simply a family tradition.

Floyd calls him Pelican Eel and Rook calls him Monsieur Conoissuer.

Enid Sinclair

Wednesday's friend and roommate from her old school. Enid is the exact opposite of Wednesday; she adores bright colors and is kind and caring. She is very friendly towards Wednesday's new classmates, despite their school's rivalry. She is protective of Wednesday, even though she knows that Wednesday can protect herself. Everyone was shocked to learn about her werewolf form.

Floyd refers to her as Wolf Fish and Rook calls her Mademoiselle Loup.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Only they could pull it off… their supreme t4t power >:0 This was a JOY to draw!! I hope you all have a wonderful spooky day!

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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #4

She’s at that Special Age

The Teachers after getting to know Wednesday!Yuu a bit more

Crewel (Proud Father): She’s at that special age where there’s only one thing on her mind

NRC Students (Hopeful): …Boys?

Wednesday!Yuu: Homicide

Look me into my eyes and tell me the Teachers wouldn’t watch her like a proud father/uncles/mother/grandfather as she scares off any potential suitors with her…tools

[chizramue]

Enjoyed playing in Addams family musical

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Omg y'all, so listen to this, what if ramshackle is like casita ( from encanto ) / the addams family house . And like every morning yuu wakes up early to make themselves some warm water and coffee, ( any beverages you like to take in the morning is ok to swap from my used beverage, i prefer to drink warm water to start my day off ) so after they drank their beverage, they went into the bathroom/sink and they flush/spill the coffee to let the house drink it , as the house inhaled the sweet/bitter coffee.

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Honestly I find Therapist! Yuu and Crewel's relationship so funny so far.

Cause when I first saw it, my thought was like "These two are gonna be a power couple that rule the school" and it still sort of applies. But now with the extra layer of "That's how they are seperately, but when put together they're dynamic is Roger and Jessica Rabbit"

Like Crewel being so whipped that he hears "She might have killed a guy" and pretty much goes "Everybody makes mistakes"

Actually it's more of Mortisha Addams and Gomez Addams thing with a healthy dose of Jessica Rabbit.

I can definitely see Yuu saying "He makes me laugh."

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Damn na I want more Addams Child Mc! Like just imagine the trouble, the horror they caused, that even the one braincell squad could not comprehend.

Imagine them walking to Ramshackle to find Yuu just hanging Grim outside by their tail. They’d totally be in shock.

But actually I think I can see Yuu just doing things that seem normal to them but concerning and scaring the heck out of everyone.

Yuu: What if I throw Grim off this ledge? You think he’d survive?

Deuce: Maybe DON’T try to kill him??

Yuu: You have to admit he’s annoying.

Grim: leT ME GO LET ME GO LET ME GO-

I’d like to think Yuu has scared our braincell duo and Grim so much that they’ve been accustomed to dealing with other terrifying situations so casually, but when Yuu pulls out the battle axe they’re shaking in their boots.

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Imagine Leona after his overblot, never taking off his gloves even when he plays magift/spell-drive life he used to, yet still seeing everyone flinch from his hands. Imagine him being thrust back to when he was young, where the whispers of the staff curled around him like he wishes his mother’s arms would have, feeling like a monster for something he doesn’t understand, didn’t ask for, didn’t want to have. Imagine him, who already saw his hands as a symbol of destruction and evil and cruelty, being shown yet again that people will only ever fear his touch.

Except, imagine that the Prefect is there. Imagine the prefect is hearing these whispers, sees the flinches, and is angry. The Prefect was there- magicless and terrified- in the middle of a sandstorm, fighting to survive and fighting to make sure her friends survive, who felt what King’s Roar does when it touches your skin, who has a matching scar with Ruggie from the battle against Leona’s blot. How can these nobodies, who have never known the sting of sand down to the molecular level act like this? How dare they, who had only seen Leona’s grumpy tsundere type of care and not the scars from the fight, now act like they understand the dangers of King’s Roar?

Imagine the Prefect, caught in this righteous anger, storming up to Leona.

Imagine Leona bracing himself for another emotional wound, knowing that from anyone- he deserves the scorn and hatred and fear that you may spew at him. He knows it will crush him in a way that no others could replicate, save maybe for the tiny cub that he pretends to not love.

Imagine the prefect stopping in front of him and grabbing his hand, taking off the gloves and placing the bare hand on their throat.

Imagine the whole school stopping.

Imagine Leona’s heart stopping.

Imagine the shaking in his hands, the weakness in his knees, the tear welling up in his inner child’s eyes when you say, for all the world to hear, “these hands aren’t evil. Leona isn’t evil. King’s Roar isn’t evil. I was there when these hands were used, when they were turned against me as weapons, but I trust them, I trust Leona.”

Imagine Leona, for the first time since his unique magic showed up, feeling someone trust him and his hands completely, without any covering or barrier or safety net. For the first time since King’s Roar ruined his life, he felt the warmth of another person on his bare hand.

Imagine Leona being able to tell his younger self that someday, he will find the most stubborn, annoying, foolhearty, beautiful, selfless, kind, amazing herbivore who will give him their lives to hold in his bare hands without flinching.

Imagine Leona being able to tell his younger self that someday, someone will love all of him, including his hands.

(My first time writing something, usually I just gush and reblog to @/scared-reader-electric-boogaloo, so let me know if this sucks or oversteps a line!)

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THIS IS SO FREAKIN GOOD HOLY GUACAMOLE IF YOU HAVE A BLOG PLEASE SEND THE @ TO ME BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO *CHEF'S KISS*

I've seen the trope of character A puts the hand of character B around their throat as a show of trust in a fanfic in two other fandoms I've been in and that is literally my kryptonite because it literally put's the whole "I trust you with my life" thing in a whole new context

(I've also had this WIP/blurb of Fem!Yuu/Reader doing something similar with Rook by having him shoot an arrow at an apple on her head from a distance (probably whilst blindfolded as well) and when he releases the super sharp, pointed metal arrow, she just stares right in front of her, completely straight-faced and unblinking, without even a hint of fear - kind of like this scene from The Addams Family Musical mixed with that scene in Divergent where Four throws knives at Tris)

But you know what's great about this trope being pulled of with Leona? Since he's a lion beastman - an apex predator built for hunting prey - he has enhanced hearing which means that he can hear Yuu's heartbeat and can literally have solid proof that Yuu isn't scared since their heartrate hasn't increased a bit.

And also, he loves his herbivore so much. Who needs a kingdom or a throne when he has the world?

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JADE LEECH WITH SIREN READER JADE LEECH WITH SIREN READER JADE LEECH WITH SIREN READER!! This is a huge brainrot I'm having rn. Jade leech with his siren s/o, and Jade, being the little sadomasochist, he is absolutely loving it. He loves his siren s/o so much. They have all the qualities of a siren (beautiful, charming, seductive, manipulative, etc). IM SORRY, BUT THEY'D BE SUCH A POWER COUPLE. (I would prefer fem! Siren Reader or fem! Yuu Siren reader, but it can be gn siren reader if you'd like.) But I'm sorry I could just see Jade falling in love on SIGHT!!

Characters: Jade, Mentions of Floyd and Azul.

CW: Jade is a simp, maybe OOC Jade, Siren!Yuu is gorgeous, Female MC, not proofread.

A/N: Hello!! I am going to name you Siren Anon. I will have a lot of fun with this ask since 1 it's Jade, and 2 Sirens!! This is my first Fem!Yuu ask and I am excited for that. I read a post that someone head cannoned Jade and Floyd to kind of be the embodiment of Gomez Addams in a relationship and I say YES. So Jade will be a lil bit Gomez-coded. I hope this was to your liking if you wish to see a part 2 feel free to ask.

If you like this Reblogs and Likes are appreciated <3

When Jade saw Yuu for the first time he thought she was gorgeous like any other student would think. Being a Merfolk himself he could instantly tell she was a Siren and considering he didn't know her he kept a note to be cautious, but he was also curious about her.

Azul also wanted to try and coerce her into working with him since she can easily manipulate convince people to sign contracts (And assuming Siren!Yuu is the only female in the school) it would also bring attention the only female in school works at the mostro lounge. However Jade ended up getting to her first knowing she is a Siren he had to be wary she wouldn't hurt his brother or Azul.

As time went on he fell for her charm and he was in love, or maybe was it her siren call? Who knows Jade saw her as a mate and he was down bad. He knew if she was manipulating him he could easily find out as Floyd is worried about her exploiting his brother, but getting to know her she didn't seem like that..right?

When Yuu takes up Azul's offer to work with him Jade gets a little protective as he loves his girlfriend he's wary other people will try to hit on her, or even try to court her so during shifts he will try to make excuses for her to go in the back, or help Azul with deals.

When Yuu comes to helping with deals she gaslights, gatekeep, girlbosses, and easily gets people to sign the contracts. It's kind of a win-win situation. She gets to spend time with Jade during shifts, and she gets paid for literally exploiting people to fall for her charm.

Jade mansplains Yuu girlbosses and manipulates people it's literally a perfect duo.

I believe Moray eels are territorial so I feel like because she is a siren he will be like not insecure, but more like Protective?? Posessive??.

I feel one day Jade and Yuu would be having a conversation, and they would probably try to manipulate each other into not leaving them I'd be funny. Jade is a sadist and he is a good manipulator Yuu is just as good with the both of them they'd be so iconic and powerful.

Jade would very much love his partner and would do anything for her. He knows she can take care of herself and will only step in if he needs to (Such as someone starts getting physical or a little too close).

If they were to get into a fight I feel like fights can become nasty. Not on the verge of breaking up (hopefully), but if the fight happened because of Yuu I can definitely see her going to talk to Jade when he's ready and she drops her facade and let's herself become vulnerable they both love each other dearly and I know they'd want to fix the relationship. If the fight is Jade's fault he would give Yuu some space before talking about it as well if she's badly hurt I feel Jade would be mad at himself a little for making you feel that way, but eventually it would all work out.

Imagine them becoming Mafia bosses and committing world domination????

I am all for that.

[newstepping]

cakes diasomnia has given to yuu + cakes yuu has given to diasomnia

malleus draconia

a different nickname for malleus

prince charming's kiss

the reversed cinderella tale + art

and while you sleep, i'll be scared

crowley finds a way back home, stays in twst

twst x sagau ft. M4ll3U5

why not me?

ingame voicelines

housewardens try to woo you but the first-year rizz is unmatched

housewardens forget that they are your boyfriend when they are drunk

the princess treatment

voicelines about you

courting, pining, or flirting?

not your knight in shining armor, yandere

you fall asleep in class

the key to my heart

a fae's love

i've become the villain's lover!

a hopeless lovestory + malleus draconia is gomez addams personified

he's a ten, but he...

you make them plushies

a beautiful heartbreak - I, II, III, ...

name

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

my dearest, malleus

someone new catch's their s/o's attention

yuu is loopy and doesn't recognize them

+ nsfw +

gimme all your love! 3rd years x thicc!reader nsfw

+++

incorrect quotes - I, II, III, IV, V, VI

lilia vanrouge

the reversed cinderella tale + art

why not me?

post chapter 7 overblot? it doesn't have a title and i'm bad with titles

courting, pining, or flirting?

the key to my heart

dearly yet intensely

a fae's love

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

+ nsfw +

gimme all your love! 3rd years x thicc!reader nsfw

lilia's breeding kink lol, nsfw

silver

the reversed cinderella tale + art

why not me?

courting, pining, or flirting?

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

sebek zigvolt

the reversed cinderella tale + art

why not me?

the princess treatment

courting, pining, or flirting?

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

+++

incorrect quotes - I

[yandere-wishes]

⋆  ⋆ 𝕐𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕤/𝕁𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤 ⋆  ⋆

Memes and Jokes from diffrent fandoms. Just a quick shot of dopamine for anyone who needs it.~💜

💜 Twisted wonderland 

▹▹Twisted Wonderland Memes (💀Addams family addition💀)

▹▹Twisted Wonderland Memes

▹▹Kalim making it rain

▹▹Dorm Meeting!!

▹▹Neige the puppy

▹▹Idia Shroud VS Ciel Phantomhive

▹▹ Twisted Wonderland VS Monster High

▹▹Twisted Wonderland VS Castlevania

▹▹Hopes and Prayers for Leona's birthday

▹▹Two Yuu Theory (Acual theory not a meme)

▹▹Lilia's iconic shoes~💕💙

▹▹Fellow Honest courting his darling

▹▹Dorm Meeting

💜 Barbie

▹▹ Barbie and Ken (What do you do when I'm gone?)

▹▹ Oppenheimer AKA theoretical physicist Ken

💜 General Yandere

▹▹ Yandere's Lost In a Crowd

▹▹Darling Rejects Yandere

▹▹Yandere Box

▹▹My Job Here Is Done

💜Star Wars

He's so Lana Del Rey~💞

Anakin, Grievous and Maul in jail

💜Dune

Feyd vs Feyd

💜Transformers

Do it for them (transformers edition)

[v-anrouge]

ok before i get to divorced!rook. yuu as morticia and rook as gomez. it's not like it hasn't been done before, but it's a wonderful concept nonetheless. both so very taken with the other to the most of dizzying, obsessive madness. he scares you, sometimes. there are times his unslakable thirst for knowledge ventures into the bounds of insanity; he'd love to know the type of fear one dons on their face when a loved reveals themself to be a wolf in sheep's clothing-- a very ravenous one, at that. really, he's no stranger to that, and neither are you. he's chased you through the halls of your home with nothing but a brisk walking pace, a hunting knife, his cunning mind, and his love for you! such is the hunt that gives him the best thrill, and he knows it does for you. your knees buckle, not because of the exhaustion, but because of the same desire that overwhelms him too. when he catches you-- traps you to the wall with your sleeve like a butterfly wing pinned down, the horrifyingly gleeful look in his eye is something that spurs unimaginable fear and horror. and it's really just the incentive for you both to do this again and again and again. your heart pounds like the frantic flutter of a dying butterfly and he leans his, verdant eyes full of animosity and his teeth sharper than you've ever notice. he promises you he'll take very good care of his most prized quarry as he presses the hunting knife along the vulnerable expanse of your neck.

and you'll wake up next to him and he'll be a different man-- pressing soft kisses everywhere and anywhere he can. he fawns over you, praises you with endless articulation, and stares at you like you were a god in the flesh. isn't that what you are? his dreadfully, hauntingly lovely spouse? lords. he would kill for you. he would die for you! any pain is glorious as long as it's from you, or with you.

- c

ive never watches the addams family i just know morticia is hot and gomez is the standard everyone should set for and by extension, so is rook

YOU ARE GONNA CAUSE ME TO BE PUT INTO A FUCKINF MENTAL HOSPITAL. im i don't even know what to say rook hunting his spouse down in their own fucking shared house is literally so fucking canon, and the way you described how he is acting towards them AJJSJWJSJSJSJSS im so obsessed with rook loving them in his insane ways because he knows they're just as crazy as him

anyways hhh @krenenbaker