#adoptive oldest brother

[thelavendersunlight-64]

[lazyenemygladiator]

[aprill-99]

Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”

Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”

Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”

Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”

Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”

Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”

Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”

[arthursfuckinghat]

Just like you used to.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Skittery: *staring at Jack and Davey* Are we really going to let him keep that?

Mush: …we kept Racetrack.

Race: Hey!

Race: …

Race: …actually, that’s fair

[highendphasrs]

thinking about the third andersen sibling......

[waitineedaname]

once again thinking about ling's very funny post-canon relationship with amestris as the guy who as a teenager tried to claw the president's eyes out with his bare hands multiple times but is now the emperor of an enormous neighboring country and nobody questions it, but like. there weren't many witnesses to his several attempts on bradley's life except a bunch of soldiers and mrs. bradley, which actually has even funnier potential once I start thinking about it. imagine ten years down the line there's some kind of diplomatic function happening, maybe there's a party or something, and mrs. bradley is there bc she's the wife of the former president, and she runs into emperor ling yao and is like "you seem really familiar, have i met you before?" and ling is just like [suddenly remembers when greed lost his fucking mind and decided to break into the president's house to attack bradley in front of his wife and son*] "haha well. that's a complicated question"

[theitalianscribe]

How about that season 2 prologue?

Also so I don't have to look through my screenshots, I'm just going to leave these here.

[royalberryriku]

My dad, jokingly: "I'm badman"

Me: "haha sure" (not thinking he's anything like batman)

My dad: *left/ separated from my mum when I was a teen, started a GTA gang that helps bullied kids, ended up emotionally adopting like 8 kids and helped them through bullying, suicide, abuse, etc.*

Me: *was hurt by an abuser and had to deal with said abuser being forgiven by family around me*

Me: *gets into Batman lore*

Me: ...

"Wait a second..."

[73ghosts]

As I've gotten older, I've really realized that my grandfather, dad, and I are all like if you did a social experiment and raised the same person in three different environments. My grandfather ended up being a recovering/repentive racist/homophobe, judge, and diplomat. My dad ended up being a priest, washed up opera star, and massive stoner. I don't know what I've ended up as yet. All three of us think identically and contextualize things the same way based on the information we've been given. I told my dad that he is not immune to being hateful when he said some really off color things about trans ppl (he had a TERF phase) because he is just as much at the control of his circumstances as his dad, and he just kinda stared at me at me for a while and apologized several years later. Nobody is immune to being hateful.

[tj-crochets]

Itty bitty alpaca!! To go with the alpaca quilt, because I’m mailing it to my aunt and uncle next week and my aunt is so excited and said she’s going to send me some yarn (they run an alpaca farm. Also, I do not know if they know I still consider them my aunt and uncle? They’re my dad’s friends that as a little kid I decided were the coolest people ever because they had several dogs for me to play with, therefore they were family)

[kelpiemomma]

i cant add music due to this laptop but heres a lil hozier khan gif

[gh-0-stcup]

And why does everyone on the show act like Jack and Cas aren't actually related?

[kakusu-shipping]

Can you do Fatgum, kirishima, or Tamaki?

This is like Half the Fatfam so I'll do you one better and do the whole Fatfam because I love them and leaving any of them out feels weird kfdjgkfdg

Ask from Here

Taishiro Toyomitsu

Sexuality Headcanon: Pansexual

Gender Headcanon: I see Taishiro as a Cis man, but I've seen very cool Trans Taishiro takes as well, so I'm between the two usually. He/Him

A ship I have with said character: Me?? Me self ship with Taishiro my beloved?? Oh but also Kendo Rappa I love that guy. He's Taishi's creepy gross stalker and I think they're funny together

A BROTP I have with said character: His interactions with Monika in Vigilantes will never not be hilarious to me. She's so not funny and he's so mean and they're hysterical together and I love them

A random headcanon: Taishiro's entire wardrobe is hoodies. He sleeps in a hoodie, his casual wear his hoodies, he's got a nice date hoodie. It's his comfort outfit and he refuses to change.

General Opinion over said character: I love this man. He is my husband, I mwah mwah mwah him face. Top tier fat rep, Horikoshi's best character by a mile.

everyone else under the cut so the post doesn't get too long

Tamaki Amajiki

Sexuality: Gay

Gender: Like Taishiro I see him as Cis usually but I've seen sooo many good Transgender headcanons as well that I'm kind of in the middle about it. He/She

OTP: MiriTama is SO cute!!! Top tier!!! My Hero really has the best Blond/Dark Hair ships out there.

BROTP: I really like his relationship with Neijire, being in the same class I feel like she just kinda bugged him until they were friends. Lesbian/Gay Hostility. They bicker like siblings.

Random Headcanon: It's Tamaki's fault we keep getting interns at the Fatgum agency. He hears someone struggling and thinks "Fat could help them" and brings them home like a kid bringing home a kitten. He's a bleeding heart, just like his father.

Overall Opinion: I LOVE Tamaki like a LOT. My favorite part about him, and all the 3rd year students we meet, is he's already gone through his entire character arc. He, Mirio, and Neijire worked to overcome challenges, faced problems, had training arcs and everything long before we met them. They're main characters post their own plot and I LOVE that kind of story telling.

Eijiro Kirishima

Sexuality: ALSO Gay

Gender: Transgender, He/Him

OTP: KiriBaku my BELOVED, my boyfriend Zayne was really into this one when he was into My Hero so I kinda got pulled into it first. I do really like them. Hot Headed VS Bull Headed.

BROTP: Mina for sure!! Gay/Bi Solidarity. She was his gay awakening in that he thought he liked her Romantically until he realized he didn't like girls at all. They have self care sleepovers where they do facials and paint eachother nails and gossip for sure

Random Headcanon: Kirishima has a real soft spot for Shojo Manga, and prefers it over action packed Shounen. The only people who know this are the rest of the Fatfam, Mina, and Bakugo.

Overall Opinion: I'm gonna keep saying I love these characters and it's true I loooove Eijiro sooo much. He's so head strong but with a huge heart he cares and worries SO much and he's also always down to clown commit to the bit ride or die kinda guy. I love him.

Tetsutestu Tetsutetsu

Sexuality: Bi? Pan? Omni?? Poly??? I don't think he really knows the exact label fits him best. Everyone in class B would say he's Bisexual, but he himself would answer the question with a "I dunno, boys are cute, girls are cute, what's it matter?"

Gender: ALSO Transgender, He/Him

OTP: I really like him with Kendo, their dynamic is incredibly cute and funny. A lot of "That's MY WIFE!!!!! :D" Energy and I love that for him. He's her biggest cheerleader.

BROTP: He and Eiji as constantly butting head twins who are too similar for their own good is incredibly funny to me and I do love that dynamic. I also love him with Neito Monoma as the bite to his bark kind of dynamic. He doesn't do it on purpose, he just loves hyping people up and isn't really hearing the nonsense Monoma is saying.

Random Headcanon: Tetsu really needs glasses, like really needs glasses, and just doesn't know it. He thinks everybody sees like this and just hasn't questioned it.

General Opinion: My Hero Academia Dumb Guy is a very particular gender and I adore it. Well, I call Tetsu dumb but he can't be that dumb to be in UA, it's a top school after all. He's just impulsive and hard headed and reckless, not necessarily stupid. I love him, boy son son boy

Momo Yaoyorozu

Sexuality: I'm in camp AroAce Momo, but I can also be on team Ace/Lesbian Momo. Back and forth on that one a lot.

Gender: Cis gender, She/Her

OTP: Sense I think she's Aro I don't have a lot of Momo ships off the top of my head, but I think she and Jiro are cute. The ideal Big Fem Little Butch Lesbian/Bi ship. If anything Jiro for sure has a crush on her.

BROTP: I really like the headcanon that she, Iida, and Todoroki are all childhood friends who attended a lot of the same Pro Hero/High class parties and hung out together during them.

Random Headcanon: Momo's parents don't support her choice to do Hero work, and are constantly threatening to pull her out of UA if the hero training gets in the way of her grades. She has an uncle who's a Pro Hero, which is how she got the recommendation to UA in the first place, he's also the one who signed all her paperwork and showed up for Parent's Day.

Overall Opinion: Momo is what made me realize I shouldn't focus too hard on the costuming of My Hero Academia fjkghjdfg her hero suit makes me sad. I think she's a very under used character, and could use some character development time under Fatgum, sense they both have quirks that utilize fat cells and she is entirely too thin to be doing hard hero work while using up that much energy. No WONDER she passes out all the time!

Nirengeki Shoda

Sexuality: Biromantic, Asexual

Gender: Trans Man, He/Him

OTP: It's hard to ship the 1-B kids cause they don't get near enough focused screen time. Shoda doesn't even seem to have a real affinity with anyone in his class either, sense every time we've seen him he's paired with someone new. I got nothing, it seems.

BROTP: He, Yui, Reiko, and Kendo all hang out I think. Shoda's really chill and team focused, so he can really blend into any group, but the girls specifically tend to steal him for hang outs the most.

Random Headcanon: Shoda has a real hard time taking praise or thinking he's really worthy of anything, a lot like Momo. It's something he's been forced to get better at sense being in a class with Neito Monoma though, sense the guy won't take "nah I didn't do anything" as an answer when complimenting people. Shoda's worked self deprecation out of his speaking habits out of necessity at this point.

General Opinion: My son boy I picked this one for the Fatfam and I'm the only one to do so but the Baseball OVA really got me okay my S/I is baseball themed and Shoda's quirk is REALLY GOOD for baseball of COURSE I'd pick him up. My intern now, suck it Shishido. I also just think the Fatgum agency needs more Class B in the mix. MORE REP FOR CLASS B!!!!

[stagnant-stale]

Everybody shut up. Hawks treating Tokoyami and Jirou like younger siblings, and treating them to things he never had as a kid because what the hell else does one do with all that cash

[lupismaris]

Making good use of the new mobile read more feature for a momentary bitchn about my dad under the cut (mention of disownment and shitty fatherhood tw)

Y'know it really would've been so much easier if the bastard had just had the cajones to disown me the second time, or hell even the first time when he tried it, and stand by it, rather than pull this "i love you but this is hard for me I'm grieving and need time to learn" bullshit that means he gets to call me Jamie and pretend we're a happy little family but never once hold a serious conversation about my life or my needs or my feelings or the fact that I'm one bad day away from becoming a fuckin statistic because my demographic of the community has a pretty high tendency of becoming just that, a statistic, second of course to our bipoc trans sisters suffering not being a contest not withstanding

But no he just gets to be a coward who can't stand by the shit he said when he tried and failed to kick me out and disown me twice and now he gets to be a coward who's afraid of saying the wrong thing and repairing the bridge he's burned or actually being s legitimate father so he just putzes around like an ass making small talk and saying how nice it is i come home now and then but never once making a fucking effort to repair the damage he's caused my whole life he just makes small talk and uses my name like it's good enough and then cries to his friends about the fact i never tell him anything like gee maybe it's cause you're a fucking coward john maybe it's cause you're a coward and all of this would be easier if you'd just disown me

I'd rather be disowned a third time than play happy family with a man who can't even look me in the eye and ask me how I'm doing after having top surgery and cancer within the same year because he's too afraid of the implications of his "baby girl" having gone through all that.

Jokes on you coward your baby girl is about to go to pride and square up with the fucking Nazis you said no longer existed so eat shit and grow a spine.

So you did your best in a goddamn bitch of a situation. I'll acknowledge that. Unfortunately your best wasn't particularly great.

Own it. Do better. Stop being a fucking coward. And Jesus Christ on a bike, go to fucking therapy.