#adrianvolkov

[lighthousepigeons]

Adrian: Cecily? Are you okay?

Cecily, crying: He has a girlfriend.

Adrian: Jeremy did what? Where is he? I'm going to ki-

Cecily: No, no! Not Jer. I'm talking about the guy in the book I'm reading.

Adrian:

Adrian: Didn't we agree to stop falling inlove with fictional characters?

Cecily: I can't help it, Uncle Adrian.

[umbra-live]

We saved too many times. In his life, Pushkin received 30 invitations to a duel … It was his strange character trait. The strangest thing is that he never shot first. Duel Invitations by Year: 1. 1816 2. 1817 3. 1819 4-7. 1819 8-9. 1820 10. 1821 11-18. 1822 19. 1823 20. 1826 21. 1827 22-24. 1828 25. 1829 26-29. 1836 30. 1837

(at Russia, Saint Petersburg Tours)

[heightenedemotions]

closed starter for @adastramumu​ [Cassie&Adrian]

With her job, Cassie often felt like she was running around constantly. Not that she minded, it kept her thoughts away from memories and other things she shouldn’t be thinking about. But even on her days off, she found herself walking around like she had places to be, which she did not. Really, all she was doing was grabbing a coffee, and yet she managed to run into someone, her half empty cup spilling on the floor. “Oh, I’m so-” She started and then cut herself short once she looked up... and instantly knew just who she’d bumped into. “Sorry.” She finished, shaking her head briefly. It couldn’t be him, and even if it was, he couldn’t know she was there, she couldn’t risk that. “Are you alright?”

[lighthousepigeons]

[Adrian giving young Jeremy Advice]

Adrian: If you love someone, you have to let them go.

Adrian: If they come back, they're yours.

Jeremy: *Nodding*

Adrian: If they don't, then you stalk them.

Jeremy: *Taking notes*

Lia, spraying Adrian with a water bottle: BAD!

[lighthousepigeons]

Annika: I figured out why you're so grumpy dad, you have updog!

Adrian: What's updog?

Annika, yelling: Jeremy get in here. I told you I could do it.

Yan, coming out of his hiding place: And I got it on camera too.

[lighthousepigeons]

[Adrian teaching Jeremy and Annika]

Adrian: If you have 12 doughnuts and a friend took 6, what would you have?

Annika: A friend!!!

Jeremy: 12 doughnuts and a dead friend.

Adrian:

Adrian: You'd have 6 doughnuts...

[lighthousepigeons]

Adrian: Why is Kirill crying?

Sasha: He took a "Which Rina Kent man are you?"

Adrian: And?

Sasha: He got Damien.

[lighthousepigeons]

Jonathan: Levi, where's Aiden?

Levi, smirking: Oh, his playing with himself.

Jonathan: He's what?

[The scene cuts to Aiden playing a game of chess in his room by himself]

[lighthousepigeons]

Mia: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Nikolai: I can do that.

[later]

Brandon: Nice work! High five!

Nikolai: *intertwines their fingers*

Brandon: Wh-

Nikolai: I'm inlove with you.

[lighthousepigeons]

[Rai and Kyle letting Damien babysit Nikolai]

Rai: And if you feed the baby grapes, make sure to cut them in half.

Damien: *visible confusion*

Kyle: The grapes, Damien.

[lighthousepigeons]

Ronan, extremely drunk: *points to Teal* That's my girlfriend, suckers!

Lars, quietly: Your wife, Sir.

Ronan: My wife! EVEN BETTER!

Teal, mumbling to herself: You asked for this! You said yes!

[lighthousepigeons]

Astrid: And if you see Killian, I don't want you making another scene like you did at the funeral.

Landon: Scene? What scene? It's not my fault the klutz tripped on my foot and fell into an open grave!

Levi: You didn't have to yell 'start shoveling boys' as he tried to get up.

[lighthousepigeons]

Bran: I heard some idiot tried to fight a giant squid today at the beach.

Nikolai, soaking wet and covered in black ink: Well, maybe the giant squid was being a bitch.

[lighthousepigeons]

Aiden: Eli, could you pass the salt?

Eli: I don't know dad, can you pass away?

Creighton, wheezing: Too much fucking salt-

[lighthousepigeons]

Jeremy: Time for plan G.

Gareth: Don't you mean plan B?

Jeremy: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Nikolai: What about plan D?

Jeremy: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Killian: What about plan E?

Jeremy: I'm hoping not to use it. Gareth dies in plan E.

Killian: I like plan E.

Gareth:

[lighthousepigeons]

Gareth: So have you tried flirting with Brandon?

Nikolai: Sure, I gave him the 'look'.

Gareth: Show me.

Nikolai: *bites lip seductively*

Gareth: Have you considered biting the bottom lip?