#agent loche

[bottlecaprabbitgames]

March '23 Scenario: Masc Loche

Green

Secret

Lily

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Loche’s hands are gentle against your arm and side as he guides you through the forest, your eyes covered in a blindfold. To be honest, it took a lot of willpower to not tell him no to such a request; you hate being without your vision. It’s dangerous, in nearly every other situation. 

But you will humor him. Just this once. 

“Loche? How much further? Where are we even going?” 

“It’s a secret, remember?” His rough lips lightly press against your temple. “Elsewise, it wouldn’t be a secret, as I’ve come to understand the word. And we’re nearly there. It won’t be long now, I promise.” 

“Hmm. I suppose I can wait, just a little longer.” You sigh a little dramatically, but you continue, letting him lead. 

He lets out a quiet laugh, though to anyone else, you know it’d sound like a growl. But you know better. 

His guiding is careful and steady, his pace never faltering. You can hear birds chirping from above, as well as a light breeze rattling through the trees. The peacefulness takes the edge off your nerves some; not entirely, no, that won’t happen until the blindfold is off, but the peace helps a little bit. 

Several more minutes pass before Loche halts, stopping you with him. 

“We’re here,” he murmurs, and you feel his hands shift. They trail slowly up your arms, your shoulders, to rest on your neck. You shiver as the calluses and scars pull at your skin, sending pleasant chills all over your body until his fingers reach the tie of the blindfold. He struggles to untie it for a moment, resorting to growling at it for a moment, but it finally comes loose, and you take in the scenery before you. 

It’s beautiful. No, beautiful isn’t the word. There’s a world of various greens before you, from near pastel greens to the deepest you’ve ever seen, rivaling even Freja’s eyes. But it’s not just a world of green, no, there’s so many others: blues, whites, pinks, oranges, yellows, purples. You can see nearly every imaginable color in the field of wildflowers in front of you, enclosed ever so gently and securely by a treeline thick with massively tall trees and thick, robust bushes. 

You can’t even get close to describing it fully. You truly can’t. 

You start when you feel rough fingertips lightly graze your jaw, gently urging you to look to the side. You find Loche watching you, his lips slightly parted. His deep blue eyes roam your face as his spots become visible, likely looking for your reaction. For you to give some kind of response. But what is one to say to this?

“It’s… I don’t know how to describe this, Loche. It’s wonderful.” 

His lips pull into a smile. “I’m glad you think so as well. When I found it… I thought it’d be perfect for today.” 

“Is there something special about today?” You question, puzzled. You can’t think of anything related to today… hmm. The month, maybe, but not today, specifically. 

Loche nods slowly. “It’s the first day I ever saw you. In the diner.” 

You rack your brain… and realize he’s right. Today is the very first time the two of you ever met, when he and Blake came in to make that big ass order for the whole team. “I had completely forgotten! It was today, wasn’t it?” 

His smile widens. “Yes! And I wanted to do… something special. So, I went looking for somewhere beautiful to bring you and found this place. But, we’re going a little further in. There’s a small pond and there’s food waiting.” 

“You left food… out here? Loche…” 

His fingers gently entwine with yours, very warm and rough against yours. You follow him willingly when he gives a slight tug. “I placed magic around it… and asked the forest beings to please leave it be.” 

“I hope they decided to listen,” you tease lightly as his lips pull into a slight pout. 

“I… do as well.” 

It’s only a few steps further to find the pond he spoke of. It’s actually almost heart-shaped, and it seems naturally shaped like that. Lily pads dot the top, where you can see colorful dragonflies and frogs making their homes. Another beautiful part of this place. 

You also spy a picnic basket settled on the far side of the pond, where there’s a small clearing in the grass to allow clover to overgrow in a patch. Loche leads you there, and motions for you to sit, which you do… but you don’t release his hand. He gives the lightest of squeezes when he sits down, as close to you as he’s able to be. That’s how things normally go, anyway; the two of you being as close to one another as physically possible. Just comes as second nature, at this point. 

With his free hand, he pulls the lid off of the basket, revealing several bowls of your and his favorite foods. He really did go out of his way to do all this, didn’t he? 

“I’m sorry,” you say quietly as you turn to look at him. He looks confused. “I’m sorry I didn’t remember.” 

“You have no reason to apologize to me,” he responds earnestly, shaking his head slightly. His hair swishes around his shoulders now, and the image of when you first met him pops into mind: his hair chopped to nearly the scalp, looking like it was done with kitchen scissors. It probably was with kitchen scissors. “We were complete strangers, and you had a lot on your mind then.” 

“Still…” 

“Still nothing, my love. You remember now, and that’s all I wanted.” He lays a soft kiss on your lips, but doesn’t fully pull away. His nose touches yours, his eyes looking deeply into your own as his breath shudders over your parted lips. “It’s all I wanted.” 

“You’re all I want,” you whisper, reaching up with your other hand to run your fingers through his coarse hair. His expression changes, his eyes fluttering, his lips twitching. 

Then he’s letting go of your hand to instead haul you close, crushing you to his chest. It’s rare you feel the strength in him like this, but you think what you said hit a nerve. Hit somewhere deep down inside of him, in a good way. You wrap your arms around his back as one of his hands dives into the back of your hair. 

You’re not sure, but you could swear you feel droplets hitting your shoulder. But you know you won’t be able to see for a while yet; not when he’s holding you so tight. Holding you so close. 

[alapagedeslivres]

BLOSSOM SPRING CHALLENGE 2023 : Mon bilan ...😍

[danelsonstuff]

The Coronation, Eurovision, The Mousetrap and More

So, if you get my regular newsletter, you’ll know all about why I’m wearing a blow up crown in this picture. I was at my neighbour’s house to watch the the king’s coronation on telly. It was a fab day. We drank wine, ate a barbeque and had a fab time. Thanks guys! That same week was a busy one. On the Monday, I went to see The Mousetrap at the King’s Theatre in Glasgow. It was the 70th…

[travel-expeditiously]

[tv21pollshowdown]

Round One Tie breaker B

From Group Five. Which was your favorite episode out of these two? There will be no abstain/see results option this round

Loch Ness Monster: Troy, Phones and Atlanta are sent to Scotland to solve the mystery of Nessie once and for all. Eastern Eclipse: Agent X-2-Zero frees the former dictator El Hudat from the Marineville brig by replacing him with his twin brother.

[digitalnewo]

Hearthstone / WoW Classic Fan art friday of a Dark iron agent tryna take down the dam at Loch Modan I have a real soft spot for the dark iron as bad guys and wish there was more art out there for them!

[scotianostra]

23rd December 1761 saw the death of Alastair Ruadh MacDonnell, the government spy in the Jacobite camp known as “Pickle”.

Born in around 1725, the eldest son of John Macdonell (d. 1754), chief of Glengarry. He was brought up as a Catholic and sent to France while still a boy, where he later became a captain in Lord John Drummond’s Scots Royals regiment in 1743, when the French were planning to invade England under pretext of restoring the Stuarts, of which Jacobite clans like the Glengarry Macdonells were of course in favour. While in France, he met Charles Edward Stuart (‘Bonnie Prince Charlie’), who had arrived from Rome to join the expedition, and stayed with him in Paris after the French abandoned the idea of an invasion. He visited Scotland early in 1745, in order to sound out political feeling there, but returned to France to warn that clan chiefs would support a rising only if backed by French money and arms. Unfortunately, by the time he reached France, Charles had sailed for Scotland to begin the 1745 Jacobite rising.

That autumn, Glengarry sailed with the Scots Royals to join the Jacobite army, but his ship was captured by the British navy off Deal and he was imprisoned in the Tower of London. On his release in 1747 he returned to Paris, where he lived in severe poverty, unable to obtain any financial help from either Charles Stuart or his father James (‘the Old Pretender’). On the death of Donald Cameron of Lochiel, who had become Colonel of the Scots-French Albany regiment in France after his escape from Scotland, Glengarry applied to succeed him in the command, but was turned down.

By the end of 1749 he was living in London, still extremely poor, and secretly trying to obtain permission to settle in Britain. A few months later, however, he reappeared, plainly now in possession of ample funds, and it is generally believed that he had somehow managed to steal some of the Loch Arkaig Treasure, gold sent from Spain to support the Jacobite rising in 1746, which had arrived too late to be of any use and had been concealed for the use of Jacobite supporters. Glengarry was accused of forging James Stuart’s signature to obtain this money.

In the 19th century, Scottish historian Andrew Lang was able to show that Glengarry was in fact a British agent, operating under the code name ‘Pickle’, and that he had been largely responsible for the betrayal of the Jacobite Elibank plot in 1752 and the subsequent capture and execution of Dr Archibald Cameron, Lochiel’s brother, in 1753. The British government seems to have had Cameron executed on an old warrant instead of bringing him to trial in order to avoid exposing Glengarry. He continued to act as a spy until 1754, when his paymaster, Prime Minister Henry Pelham, died, and he succeeded as Glengarry chief on his father’s death in September of the same year. He never married, and on his death in Glengarry in 1761 was succeeded as chief by his nephew Donald.

It is likely that he was recruited as a spy during his imprisonment in the Tower of London, and that he accepted the job due to his poverty and a sense of disillusionment with the Stuarts. He may also have had a grudge against the Camerons, as his brother had been killed accidentally by a Cameron clansman at the battle of Falkirk. He was never exposed during his lifetime and his role as a spy was only revealed by Andrew Lang 150 years later, after extensive research.

[curiouscarnifex]

A Non Exhaustive List of SCP Articles That Aren't Horror

SCP-7000: based on the idea of luck and probability going haywire. Some "the world could end" is present but along the lines of a high stakes scifi or fantasy movie.

Most of the article is focussed on a comically unlucky researcher and the odd side effects of probability becoming anomalous

SCP-7490: An SCP agent with an aura of bad luck, starts slightly sad but by the end is both touching and very hopeful

SCP-1915: A reality warper whose effect is making sure his days always stay as they normally do

SCP-5031: It's a monster that's invisible when directly observed, and despite that premise there is no horror at all. The story is both heartwarming and a masterclass in how to use a format to enhance a story

SCP-4999: An apparition that's appears to comfort those who are alone while dying. It's a bittersweet article but there's no horror, just an entity whose purpose is to provide comfort

SCP-2726: A group of hackers created an online ghost of their friend after he dies. No horror or evil involved just a funny conversation between a researcher and a tech ghost gamer bro

SCP-3583: An anomalous schoolbus that drives itself and when you look out the windows it seems like its driving through a hell dimension. However no one has ever been hurt on its route, its always on time, it follows all safety laws, and its impossible to contain, it just demanifests and reappears the next day to drive its route.

As the principal of the school says "Whatever it is, it pretty clearly wants to be a schoolbus. And it's not doing that bad a job. I mean, hell dimension aside, it's got a perfect safety record. Been doing this five years, and it's never so much as had a kid get hurt in a fight. I've had living drivers who can't say that"

SCP-2952: Its a 30 thousand km corgi that acts as a subway system for fairies

SCP-2295: A teddy bear that is able to heal almost any injury via plush and fiber arts

SCP-4264: A lesson plan that gives people complete knowledge of the subject there-in and tells the story of a teacher breaking the laws of physics for his students

SCP-3934: Its the Loch Ness Monster, the foundation has a conservation program going for them

SCP-3338: A bunch of otamatones that pop up in people's apartment and if treated well manifest money for the person living there each month

This is definitely not an exhaustive list by any means but its a decent place to start. Also if people want I can do another post for the Tales on the site as well

Tagging people who expressed interest below, sorry this took so long

@iceslushii

@bitegore

@moronicprincess

@ahworm

@basic-bamboo

@thepastisaroadmap

@ickyprincetothesun

[emeraldspiral]

Even more additions to my Peg Membrane Concept:

Peg's full name is Dr. Margarita Membrane.

When Dib gets nosy about what happened to his mom, he asks Membrane if he's worried the truth will hurt him and tells Membrane that he's already survived having his lungs stolen, being turned into bologna, and trapped in his own nightmare world, so there's pretty much nothing Membrane could tell him that could hurt him worse than he's already been hurt. He asks if his mom left because she didn't want a family and Membrane is quick to tell him she wanted a family more than anything. He explains to Dib that he and Peg couldn't have children by conventional means and that's why they developed the process by which Dib and Gaz were created together. He also reveals that because of the way they were conceived Dib and Gaz were both born sterile and with pituitary issues that will require them to go on HRT soon so they can grow up alongside their peers.

Peg used the same technology to save the Irken race from extinction, but the Control Brains took over before she could solve the sterility and hormone issues and never fixed it themselves because it gave them more control over the Irken populace. This is why only a handful of Irkens selected by the Control Brains grow to be taller than the average pre-adolescent child.

Peg nurtured Dib's fascination with the paranormal as a child by providing him with picture books about aliens and cryptids and giving him cryptid plushies like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and his favorite; Mothman. She noticed that Gaz seemed to really like pigs as a baby so she got her lots of piggy toys, blankets, and stuffed animals. Before she went into space to check out the Irken signal, she taped a drawing Gaz made of a pig to the inside of her shuttle. At some point while she was raising the original Zim he found the drawing and asked her to explain it and became fascinated by pigs. This is how knowledge of pigs and pig imagery became prevalent on Irk despite pigs not existing on their planet and why current Zim says things like "pig-smellies" and "love-pig" all the time. This is also where the confusion between "Peg Membrane" and "Pig Mom Brain" originated and why Peg is often described in ancient texts or drawn with a pig's head by the Irken cultists who worship her. Irken cultists also sing and play music that Peg brought with her on her shuttle, with lyrics that have become garbled nonsense overtime, but which Dib is able to recognize and give the correct lyrics for.

Dib only starts looking into what happened to his mom because Zim was gone, having been lured to planet Judgementia to be put on trial. He figures out "Agent Roswell" was his mother and that Membrane knew and kept it from him all his life. So it becomes like a Little Mermaid situation where a combination of dissatisfaction with his life on earth, a longing to explore other worlds, and feeling betrayed by his father drives him to run away from home. Meanwhile, Zim is declared defective and upon escaping execution decides to go home to Irk to try to get the Master Control Brains to overrule the Control Brains of Judgementia and affirm for him that he was made perfectly, exactly according to their grand design.

When Dib and Zim both end up on Irk at the same time, Dib isn't able to breathe Irk's toxic atmosphere and only has a limited supply of oxygen to get him by. Zim finds him a PAK fresh off the assembly line with no personality or memories coded into it which allows Dib to breathe without overwriting his personality. It takes Dib a little while to get used to it and figure out how to make the spider legs and other appendages and accessories come out when he wants them to. Zim can't explain how to make the PAK do what he wants because for him it all happens automatically without him having to think about it, like breathing.

When Dib becomes aware of the Control Brains and their role in Irken society he points out that the entire Irken race are getting all their information outside of personal experience from a single source and none of them have ever questioned whether anything's been omitted or misrepresented to them. He gets very upset by Zim's blind trust in the Control Brains and tells him, "You know, I used to think you were different, but it turns out you're just as willfully ignorant as every other person I've ever met. No wonder no one else can see that you're an alien. You fit right in!" to which Zim does not take kindly.

Zim and Dib meet the cult of Pig Mom Brain, and Dib quickly realizes that they're not really operating like a cult. They don't have any leaders telling them what to think to serve their agenda. They do research, they come up with theories and debate them with each other, and they're willing to change their minds according to new evidence. They're scientists, just like him.

With the cult's help, Dib and Zim end up discovering Peg's lost lab. There they find video diaries that explain everything that happened and show the original Zim growing up in her care. Zim gets to see himself being nurtured and cared for and loved by Peg. He gets to see her being proud of him. He gets to see himself become tall thanks to her addressing his pituitary issues. Dib also gets to hear Peg lamenting that she may never see her biological children again since they won't even be born for another 10,000 years, and wishing that Zim could've met them before wistfully adding, "Maybe in another life."

Original Zim is somewhere in his late teens or early 20s when Peg's final diary is interrupted by the lab being attacked by robot assassins sent by the Control Brains to destroy her and take control of the planet so that they can force the Irkens to depend on them forever. Original Zim tries to protect Peg, but is fatally injured. Zim and Dib stop the playback so they don't have to watch Peg die as well.

Zim realizes his entire life he's been subconsciously influenced by buried memories and emotions from his past life. When he first came to life and said he loved the cold unfeeling robot arm? That was him projecting his feelings for Peg onto the closest thing he had to a mother. His destructive nature was born from his rage over the Control Brain's betrayal and his constant accidental sabotage of his own people came from knowing that what Irk had become wasn't what Peg wanted for them. His inability to conquer earth and affinity for Dib came from his instinctive recognition of their connection to Peg.

He'd always believed he was meant to be an invader, but the events of ETF and his subsequent trial have made him doubt himself. All Irkens are supposed to be made for a reason, but until finding out about Peg, Zim didn't know what he was made for.

Knowing the truth, he's convinced that he was never meant to be an invader, he was meant to be a disruptor. He wasn’t supposed to perpetuate the system, he was supposed to burn it to the ground. Peg made him to be the start of a new generation of Irkens who would save their planet, and being unable to do that in his past life he's returned to become Peg's vengeance and the destroyer of her corrupted dream.

Zim and Dib team up to take out the Control Brains who are simultaneously the only things keeping Irk from completely falling apart and also everything holding Irkens back from being able to fix their broken society.

The Control Brains actually have Peg still alive in suspended animation and try to use her as a bargaining chip, but Zim and Dib manage to rescue her and still defeat them. They bring Peg home to reunite her with the rest of the family, which Zim is welcomed into.

Zim asks Peg for confirmation that he served the purpose he was made for and what he should do now that his reason for being has been fulfilled. Peg tells him, "I didn't make you to be anything. I made you for the same reason I made all my children. Because I wanted you."

[unclefredandjohnnierutter]

#29: The Silent Spy

“The only silent spy, is a dead spy.”

A Nancy Drew inspired playlist // listen here

↓ tracklist and more below ↓

Featuring:

Blood And Butter - Caroline Polachek

Those Eyes, That Mouth - Cocteau Twins

Colony - Joy Division

Another Town, Another Train - ABBA

Mother Stands For Comfort - Kate Bush

Loch Lomond - The Pipes & Drums of Leanisch

Cryptograms - Deerhunter

Round & Round - New Order

Flesh of My Flesh - Orange Juice

Jabberwocky - Donovan

Playing Dead - CHVRCHES

Harrier - nub

Good Guy - Frou Frou

Youth Nabbed As Sniper - Blondie

Cut Dead - The Jesus and Mary Chain

Breaking the Chains - Runrig

Fly On The Wall - XTC

The Mother We Share - CHVRCHES

Genres include Scottish indie, secret agent synth, and bagpipes!!!! 🐉

Secret agent nancy drew and her unresolved mommy issues!! I always liked spy stuff growing up and this game does scratch that itch but, the character interactions and dialogue seem a little off (others have explained better than me) and i just feel like it couldve been tightened up a bit but alas…………

[roi-des-aulnes]

I'm sharing this here for seemingly unselfish reasons (I want to help The Amelia Project team reach their goal) but also for extremely selfish reasons (I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT !)

The Amelia Project is definitely A Podcast. It has everything : comedy, drama, fake deaths, people who want to disappear, a worrying amount of cocoa, great actors, people who will help you disappear, amazing music, the weirdest stories you'll ever hear, paperwork, the cast of Hamlet, talented guests, champagne, a surgeon, two Italians, a bit of ballet, the Loch Ness Monster, a few secret agents, Alfred Hitchcock, multilingual characters... I could go on !

The talented cast, the well crafted story and the theme tune will get you addicted right away.

If you can, consider becoming a patron to support this amazing podcast about ridiculous and extravagant death faking scenarios.

Their patreon content has a lot of interesting worldbuilding stories (case files, bonus episodes, video content and interviews...). Give it a try !

[bottlecaprabbitgames]

Obligatory simple yet horny questions written in an unsexy way for the q&a, with the understanding that you don't have to answer all of these and that I have not stalked your tumblr in some time so they may already have answers. Also not actually in-character asks because I'm a rule breaker and a rebel:

1. It was a restless day, and a restless night. What does a typical wet dream for the ROs look like?

2. Most attractive thing for MC to wear for the ROs? And on that same note-- which of the ROs would and wouldn't wear lingerie?

3. What sorts of mundane, normal actions/behaviors would get the ROs unexpectedly worked up when its someone they like doing it?

4. ROs' most obscure kink? what weird shit are they lowkey into

5. Favorite non-bed location to bone?

6. because of a specific conversation we shall not repeat: breeding kink? Check yes or no

7. if called daddy/mommy which is recoiling in Disgust and which is like wait a second. hold on. interesting. hm. better reflect on this. (I'm part of the first group)

8 (my favorite): for those applicable: what are their most embarrassing or funny sex stories. Like, who fell off the bed and gave themself a concussion. the kind of story that takes 3 years together and an official commitment to even consider spilling. blackmail material

HI CHEL LOL

still cant believe u made that fucking rhyme-

This is if they are not romancing MC!

Blake... probably either a curvy, busty woman or a chubby man that's shorter than him, lol. Very much usually involves him on top and leading.

Loche... honestly, I don't think they have them often enough to have a typical one. If there is one it's probably a faceless person of the opposite gender and it's the same situation as they lived with in the Fae Realms, where the only relationships were sexual and one-offs, usually. In private.

Freja... lord have mercy, they're usually her favorite NSFW scenes in her smutty romance novels, but it's her in the leading lady's position. One that appears most often is her with a dress still partially on and a very ruggedly handsome man or tall woman ravaging her.

Iri... them being on the bottom. Does not matter what else is taking place, but they are on the bottom and usually with a more domineering partner.

Adontis... lingerie. Lots and lots of lingerie on faceless men and women in his dreams. Man just likes some skimpy fabric on people, what can I say?

Fawn can't dream.

Blake would want the MC to be wearing one of his shirts... and nothing else. Whatsoever. He'd be willing to wear lingerie but nothing that 'rides up in my ass'.

Loche similarly would just want MC in their clothes, or in a long t-shirt that goes to their upper thighs. They just really like that look. They'd be hesitant to wear lingerie, but if MC really wanted them to, they'd be willing to try smaller scale stuff.

Freja... is a big fan of MC wearing button down shirts with the first two to four buttons undone. That little strip of chest peaking out gets her heart racing. She is willing to wear lingerie, but will need some encouragement and for MC to go slow.

Iri would love to see MC in a teddy! Very big fan of them. Iri is also more than willing to wear lingerie and has several sets, actually!

Adontis would love to see MC in lingerie, specifically something he's picked out for them. Makes it all the more intimate, and he's a big fan of the idea of delayed gratification, and that would definitely play into it. He is not very willing to wear lingerie himself, however.

Fawn would just want MC naked, honestly, lol. Just give her easy access and she's more than happy. She is willing to wear lingerie, but MC will have to be the one to get it... and give it to her to wear.

For Blake, it's MC doing anything involving their lips, like licking them, chewing them, tapping or tracing them.

Loche... loves seeing MC playing with their hair. Their hands itch to be in their hair for a very different and far more intimate reason when they see it.

Freja... MC doing something physical. Exercising, working on a car or something else, anything that'd break a sweat.

Iri... I can't really think of anything for Iri. Hmmm..........

Adontis takes notice if MC is touching their neck or thighs. Especially if they're rubbing either.

Fawn... well, for them, fighting is pretty mundane, and it is definitely an instant kickstart to her libido if she sees MC training or actually kicking ass. Most especially if MC manages to best her while sparring.

OH BOY THE OBSCURE THINGS.......

Blake would 100% be down for pet play. With him being the pet. Not often, but every once in a while.

Loche... honestly, I think they're lowkey into getting caught with MC while they're having sex. Like, I think it would do A LOT for them and it would surprise the fuck out of them. It stems from the fact they're the one getting caught with specifically MC, however. It wouldn't do anything for them if it was someone else.

Freja... honestly, I can see her liking having her face pushed into the bed or pillows if things are getting rough. Not often, but uh... if it happened every once in a while, she'd love it.

Iri lowkey likes being fed.

Adontis... I'm NGL i could see Adontis loving the idea of either under-the-desk bjs type shit. His hand or MC's hand in the others pants at the dinner table. At public functions. Man's a bit of a freak.

Fawn would enjoy watching MC touch themselves, but would stop them before they finish. If they still managed to, however... she'd have to punish them.

Blake's is definitely in the back of a car.

Loche... probably out in the forest somewhere, especially at night. Less noise means they can hear more of MC's noises around them.

Freja... she's had many a fantasy of being fucked on a table.

Iri's would be probably a couch? Lots of fun maneuvering can be done on a couch.

Adontis would be his desk or in a chair. He is a fan of both.

Fawn likes walls. And floors. And tables. And cars. If she can get MC anywhere, she doesn't particularly care about the rest, lol.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA-

Blake: Yes

Loche: Yes

Freja: Yes

Iri: No

Adontis: Not opposed to it

Fawn: No

Blake would be down with it.

Loche would be very much NOT into it.

Freja would be like "Just, no. No. Do not."

Iri would be a lil into it.

Adontis would not be into it.

Fawn would let MC get away with it if she's fucking them roughly.

Blake and his wife, when they were dating, tried to have sex on his bike. It ended with him getting a black eye and her spraining her ankle very badly, lol.

Loche doesn't really have one.

Freja has never had sex, so not applicable.

Iri... at their first Magi college, they and their roommate were on the desk... where one of Iri's lab experiments also were. It uh. Got knocked over and processed to melt a hole in the floor.

Adontis and his last wife were... having quite a bit of fun in a carriage, so much so it caused one of the wheels to come loose and they had to wait for a passing cart to help them, lol

Fawn was uh. Had a fellow agent propped up on a meeting room table, expecting it to be empty as she didn't see any meetings scheduled for the day. However, with her pager turned off, she didn't get the memo that an emergency meeting was being held in it and wasn't on schedule. Lo and behold, half-naked agent and half-naked Fawn get found by the entire team and half the fucking Proctor staff, as well as the SECOND-IN-COMMAND OVER THE ENTIRE ADVOCACY LOCATION THEY WERE AT.

Needless to say, Freja had a lot to say. Both in the room and after.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED BUDDY, LMFAO ILY

[theshadowrealmitself]

Kinda sad that the default is “vampire x vampire hunter” cause I really like “vampire x random job occupation”

vampire x writer

vampire x chef (garlic arguments)

vampire x door to door salesperson

vampire x singer

vampire x person that 100% believes in ghosts and tries to catch them on tape but doesn’t believe in vampires

vampire x librarian

vampire x store clerk

vampire x totally normal barista and definitely not an alien hahaha no need to look under this hat

vampire x the love of their life that keeps trying to get them under a lake to find proof of existence of the lochness monster despite the fact that the lake is terrifying at night

vampire x real estate agent

etc

[rejectedbad]

Rejected Bad: Cryptids

The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.

SCENE 1

FADE IN

INT. DEA OFFICE - DAY

Hank, a veteran DEA agent, is seated in front of his work computer, examining a highly classified drug syndicate. As he scrolls through the pages, he gets a notification on his phone. The phone dings and he picks it up to see a notification from his pink unicorn cosplay group.

Hank: (smiling) Oh man! This is so hilarious.

He proceeds to open the notification on his desktop, unfocused on the highly classified operation.

After a while, Hank stands up from his desk, stretches a bit, sand walks away from his computer.  Unknowingly, he leaves the pink unicorn cosplay group page open in the background.

As he walks towards the exit, another DEA agent, Jim, walks in and notices the open web page.

Jim: (raises his voice with a hint of sarcasm) Hank my man, I never knew you are such an awesome cosplayer.

Hank: (turning back suddenly startled) What are you talking about Jim?

Jim: (points to the screen) Your pink unicorn cosplay. You look pretty good man. (starts laughing)

Hank: (dumbfounded) What!? Oh no, no, no.

SCENE 2

INT. DEA OFFICE - LATER

Hank sits at his desk, piled up with papers, photographs, and files. In walks a group of DEA agents, including Jim.

Jim: (enters with the other members) Hey Hank, we need to talk about that mythical creatures and cryptids meet-up that happened last month. It could help us bust some drug cartels. And hey, don't look so surprised, we all know about your pink unicorn.

Hank: (pauses, looking at them with a serious expression) What do you mean?

Jim: (enthusiastically) Well, it's like this. We want to start a new subdivision made up of mythical creature and cryptid cosplayers. We can use their unique skills to help solve drug crimes.

Hank: (confused) Wait, what? That sounds absurd. How could that even work?

Jim: (explains) Think about it, most drug cartels operate in very remote areas, deep in the forests or deserts, just to avoid our radar detection. But if we have a team made up of people who have mastered the art of stealth and camouflage, like Bigfoot cosplayers, we can infiltrate those areas without arousing suspicion.

Another agent, Linda, chips in.

Linda: (smiling) And don't forget about the Loch Ness Monster cosplay team, they have excellent underwater navigation skills that could come in handy.

The group all nod in agreement.

Hank: (dumbfounded) You guys are kidding me, right?

Jim: (seriously) No man, this is a serious business. We are even considering hiring some of the cosplayers for certain operations.

Hank: (sighs, mumbling) This is crazy, completely unreal.

The group of agents exits, leaving Hank behind, looking down at his pink unicorn cosplay costume that lies hidden in his drawer.

FADE OUT.

THE END.

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1 2 and 13 for Marlowe?

1. Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?

Marlowe would laugh at that, would insist that it is above needing a stuffed doll to comfort it at night, but any PEIP agent who's unlucky enough to look after it at night would know that's a bold faced lie.

On Marlowe's first "birthday" (also known as the anniversary of the day it was first brought into PEIP), one of the agents gave it a soft lake monster plush, reminiscent of the Loch Ness Monster, as some kind of joke. Marlowe, of course, seemed insulted by the very idea that it would ever appreciate getting a children's toy as a present, but before long the little lake monster began to fall asleep with the stuffed animal held close to its chest.

Sometimes, in the dead silence of PEIP HQ at night, you can hear it call its beloved plush "Mama."

2. Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

No. Not at all. It's already a child by its kind's standards, and a mischievous one at that.

13. Name one thing their parents taught them.

"Never stray too close to shore." It remembers that little fact very clearly because it was the one thing it didn't listen to.

The one thing it regrets.

[tv21pollshowdown]

Stingray Episode Showdown

Elimination round - Group 5. Which was your favorite episode out of these five? There will be no abstain/see results option this round.

Top four proceed to the next round. Synopsis below the cut, taken from wikipidia.

Secret of the Giant Oyster. Troy is assigned to recover a giant pearl from an ocean cave, but the task is not as simple as it seems. Eastern Eclipse. Agent X-2-Zero frees the former dictator El Hudat from the Marineville brig by replacing him with his twin brother. Titan goes Pop. Titan orders Agent X-2-Zero to kidnap Duke Dexter, a pop star who is visiting Marineville. Loch Ness Monster Troy, Phones and Atlanta are sent to Scotland to solve the mystery of Nessie once and for all. The Light House Dwellers: The Stingray crew investigate a disused lighthouse emitting unexplained signals.