#alcohol

[wintertraumaposting]

Trans alcoholic catgirl mommy in her 40s with a gravely voice.

I feel like I could end the post there, but she also puts her cigarettes out on you, and purrs while she fucks you into the mattress.

[itswilliamleonard]

don't talk to me until i've had my morning onikoro!!

[beba1510]

[everythingwithwasabi]

Vegan Xiaolongbao; Vegan Soup Dumpling

[witchofthesouls]

So I vaguely remember reading one of your fics where the reader slept around while staying neutral during the war especially with Prowl, and they got a lot of courtship requests after the war.

I'm trying to look for it but I don't exactly remember the details, sorry for asking this dumb question, I really want to reread it.

I never officially tagged the Party Goblin series where a bot!Reader's blackout drunk persona's shenanigans and mad pipe skills (laying and taking) in neutral territories. They became so well-loved amongst the 'bots, 'cons, Neutrals, and alien species that a bidding war was launched after the end of the Cybertronian conflict.

That particular AU is under the most recent #bot!reader tag.

Here's the first post that kicked it off

The Prowl one

Enjoy!

[pokemonwearingsportsmerch]

[mostlyfate]

Best Choice Ever 承欢记 · 2024

[krissiefox]

Fun fact: When I first showed "Wander over Yonder" to my family, they thought the WatchDogs were chanting "Tastes Great! Less Filling!"

[todaysbat]

At least do the sky puppies right.

[draconym]

My wonderful spouse, who I love very much, set a phone alarm to remind him to send drunk texts to his friends this evening, and ensured that he would be appropriately drunk (0.086%, currently) by consulting a blood alcohol calculator that factored in change over time. He was worried that this level of planning was against the spirit of Drunk Texts, but I assured him it was not.

[sharkcutlery]

someone said more drunk alastor. my wish is your command

[taikova]

fools (affectionate)

truly having a good time using markers. used a mix of brush pens and copics etc, some of the highlights are from a white pencil.

[everythingwithwasabi]

The Best Cauliflower Piccata