#alexei shostakoff x reader

[lesbian-deadpool]

Tony: Natasha's family looks down on me. Yelena talks about me right in front of my face in Russian because she thinks I’m not smart enough to learn another language. But I’ve been taking classes and now I can understand all the hurtful things she’s saying.

Y/N: And how did that help?

Tony: Well, now I know they all think I’m short and I was able to do some research and find that 1940s census that proves I’m above average in height.

Y/N: For 1940.

Tony: Yeah, I’m taller than the greatest generation! It doesn’t matter-

[sylviegirlfriend]

A little more about requests...

Hey! To finish the posts for today I’m gonna give you guys more information about what/who i write or not here...

MALE CHARACTERS FOR YOUR REQUESTS:

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark

Thor Odinson

Loki Laufeyson

Clint Barton

Peter Parker

Tobey!Peter (Peter 2)

Andrew!Peter (Peter 3)

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

T’Challa

Vision (yea ;))

Pietro Maximoff (only MCU’s Pietro, not X-Men)

Scott Lang

Peter Quill

Mobius

Alexei Shostakoff (yeah, why not?)

Stephen Strange (just realize that i forgot the king srry)

FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR YOUR REQUESTS:

Carol Danvers

Natasha Romanoff

Wanda Maximoff

Sylvie Laufeydottir

Gamora

Nebula

Peggy Carter

Sharon Carter

Yelena Belova

Agatha Harkness

Shuri Udaku

Okoye

MJ

Melina Vostokov

Kate Bishop

Monica Rambeau

GENRES OF IMAGINES AND ONESHOTS:

Fluff

Angst

Smut (not real smut, but mentions of it maybe...)

Dark!

WHAT I’LL NOT WRITE ABOUT:

Incest

BDSM

Major Character Death

Mentions of bullying (coming from the major character, in case, the reader)

So, as I always say, the requests are open! You can ask or write on the comments on my recent posts!

Thank you for reading!

- Gabs.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Yelena: I wish I had a father.

Yelena: WAIT!

Yelena: I DO!

Y/N: You do?

Natasha: Sadly.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Melina: Self care is eating mangos.

Alexei: I hate mangoes.

Melina: Oh, die then.

(Bonus)

Y/N: 

Y/N, to Natasha and Yelena: I love your parents relationship.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Tony: Steve isn't talking to me.

Y/N: Enjoy it while it lasts.

(Bonus)

Y/N: All that man does is bug me.

Y/N: ‘Y/N, why is your laundry in my basket?’, ‘Y/N, why are you telling everyone I had sex with Natasha’s dad, and that now we’re in a torrid love affair?’, ‘Y/N, why are worms on a string hanging from your ceiling?’, ‘Y/N, why did you use my shield to scoop water and mud out of your truck bed?’. Get’s on my nerves.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Congratulations. 15k followers is quiet big number

(It’s been so long since I hit 15k, but here I am doing some more that I have in my asks)

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“Should... Should we be stopping them?” your question cam up confused, thanks to what was happening before your eyes.

“No.” Melina shrugged, as she continued chopping vegetables in the kitchen.

Her nonchalant reaction to her grown children, fighting -trying to choke each other out- on the living room floor of their parents house.

All the while Alexei continued building his model plane at the dining room table, peaceful and in his element, paying his children no mind.

“Uh... but... Yelena’s starting to turn red,” you pointed out, a worried tone tinting your voice.

“Natasha, loosen your hold on your sister,” the brunette woman called over her shoulder, your girlfriend listening immediately. Her grip still holding the random curtain around Yelena’s throat, the redness in the blondes face slowly fading as they continued with their fight.

A confused sound poured from the back of your throat, eyes glued onto the two sisters, as the parents carried on with their hobbies.

“They do this all the time,” Melina explained.

“It’s normal,” came Alexei’s words next, tweezers held against the model as he glued a piece on, “They’ll finish up soon enough.”

“Okay...”

“Welcome to the family.” Melina smiled over to you.

Talk about meeting your partners family for the first time.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Alexei: I finally saw Mean Girls.

Alexei: I know, I’m a Middle Aged man, what took me so long??

Y/N: Prison?