#alive hot dogs
nelkcats · 5 days
Not a Dog!
A competition was set up to award the best dog between Gotham and Amity Park, probably because the judges were quite aware that the two cities were a little crazy and decided to unite their competitions.
Damian bragged that he shouldn't be participating since obviously Titus would beat everyone. Jason snorted and commented that Dog was much better than Titus and would win the competition easily, the rest of the siblings walked away from the discussion, but Dick felt left out and called his friend.
Beast Boy, better known as "Gar" wasn't too happy about Dick using his favor to make him pretend to be a dog in a pet contest, but he agreed. Dick signed him up as his own pet while Jason and Damian complained about how silly the idea was.
When Gotham competitors list was released on Amity, Danny noticed that one contestant had a green dog and smiled. He could compete with Cujo! His father told him something about wanting to compete too but the halfa denied and said that he needed a dog for that.
On the day of the competition the judges tried not to flinch at the two obviously green dogs and a contestant who had decided to enter with a peculiar type of dog, they decided to judge them as best as possible. A rivalry ensued between all the contestants while Danny tried to avoid looking at his father's eyes, why was he participating with a fridge?
To everyone's surprise, none of the dogs won. The winner was Jack Fenton, with his very alive and aggressive sausages. The judges couldn't disqualify him because "hot dog" was technically a type of "dog" even if they didn't know how it was possible, and Jack taught the hot dogs a few tricks.
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carnivorous plants (1974) - john f. waters
“penus flytrap” (based on that post by @/commander-snacks)
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i-smell-magic · 2 months
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transmechanicus · 8 months
Why food so fuckin SPENSIVE
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solarismp3 · 15 hours
Me and this girl met at this bar and her first instinct was to give me her hand to kiss it and my first instinct was to kiss her hand. Like it was so natural. Automatic. Then we just started making out forever
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sockdooe · 9 months
My god heart stopper is so goooodddddd
I’ve watched it twice which isn’t a lot but STILLLL
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ningensorrow · 7 months
someone good at art/animation should animate/draw soukoku and odasaku from my oda is alive au living on the road and on the run with buzzcut season by lorde
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mcwtch · 16 days
*rises from the ground*
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heythatsnova · 2 years
Brand New City is easily mitskis best and most underrated song and y’all can fucking fight me on that
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joesell · 2 years
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Tricky doodles I did last night, ended up making a character too her name’s Reina
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edwardsmate4ever · 1 year
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inklingofadream · 2 years
jonmartin matching sweaters martin’s says “hot dog” on the front and “come on baby” on the back jon’s says “french fries” on the front and “tell me your lies” on the back
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eddiekye · 11 months
somebody really should take eddie camping
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sialiasnest · 1 year
Tonight, our D&D party was attacked by 3 yeth hounds who flew down and took our mage out of the sky in a single round, dropping his mostly dead body into our campfire.
The cleric pulled him out of the fire and gave him a cure wounds to get him standing again, whereupon the mage cast a vast fireball straight up into the sky, incinerating all three hounds.
Fun fact: yeth hounds weigh about 400 lbs each.
Which plummeted, en fuego, straight down onto the mage and the cleric, crushing them both.
If ever we speak of this again, it shall be referred to as the Nope Hounds episode.
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homemadefrog · 1 year
went on google maps and used the landmarks i knew from being driven to do provisioning to find the only cult house that was a home to me to see what happened to it and the satellite view is current but the street view is from 11 years ago which is right before the we moved and the house got demolished then stared at the drive way for twenty minutes
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tootiredmotel · 2 years
currently taking a class online even tho the classroom is right there cause i don't want to expose anyone in case i do have covid. stuck on campus until 8:30pm. it's 6:40 now. i physically cannot focus at this hour unless i'm in the classroom, which i'm not. help
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