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nelkcats · 5 days

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Not a Dog!

A competition was set up to award the best dog between Gotham and Amity Park, probably because the judges were quite aware that the two cities were a little crazy and decided to unite their competitions.

Damian bragged that he shouldn't be participating since obviously Titus would beat everyone. Jason snorted and commented that Dog was much better than Titus and would win the competition easily, the rest of the siblings walked away from the discussion, but Dick felt left out and called his friend.

Beast Boy, better known as "Gar" wasn't too happy about Dick using his favor to make him pretend to be a dog in a pet contest, but he agreed. Dick signed him up as his own pet while Jason and Damian complained about how silly the idea was.

When Gotham competitors list was released on Amity, Danny noticed that one contestant had a green dog and smiled. He could compete with Cujo! His father told him something about wanting to compete too but the halfa denied and said that he needed a dog for that.

On the day of the competition the judges tried not to flinch at the two obviously green dogs and a contestant who had decided to enter with a peculiar type of dog, they decided to judge them as best as possible. A rivalry ensued between all the contestants while Danny tried to avoid looking at his father's eyes, why was he participating with a fridge?

To everyone's surprise, none of the dogs won. The winner was Jack Fenton, with his very alive and aggressive sausages. The judges couldn't disqualify him because "hot dog" was technically a type of "dog" even if they didn't know how it was possible, and Jack taught the hot dogs a few tricks.

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reallybadblackoutpoems · 1 month

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carnivorous plants (1974) - john f. waters

“penus flytrap” (based on that post by @/commander-snacks)

#ough #fuck it #we ball #im so fucking tired #got to see spirited away for the first time #yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee #also ate a hot dog #with cold kraft singles on top #i love 2 be alive #blackout poetry #blackout poem #author #book #poetry

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i-smell-magic · 2 months

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GUYS IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY 💚💚🎂🎂

#dean winchester #my favourite boy #its his special day and he is alive and well #bi dean #also his hot dog pants and send noods socks cause he's a dork #and of course the bees cause destiel #i love him so much #happy birthday dean winchester

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transmechanicus · 8 months

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Why food so fuckin SPENSIVE

#my stuff #i’m doing the math for my projected grad school stipend - rent and shit #and that’s coming out to 200 bucks a month for food #and uhhh…in my experience a meal costs like 4-6 bucks MINIMUM #that’s for like a hot dog or a slice of pizza and i got a fast metabolism i need double if not triple that to not be hungry in an hour #and peanut butter MY BELOVED is specifically getting so damn expensive?!?!#like i have savings but at this point i’m expecting to lose like 200 bucks a month just keeping myself alive😔

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solarismp3 · 15 hours

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Me and this girl met at this bar and her first instinct was to give me her hand to kiss it and my first instinct was to kiss her hand. Like it was so natural. Automatic. Then we just started making out forever

#Txt #and her boyfriend was so pathetic he was just trying to get her attention Ghjgffhhf #I was acting like a dog 💀💀#She was literally so hot and pretty I couldn’t contain myself #I’m really starting to realize maybe I’m just s consited #So conceited and I only like ppl who are on my level I actually do believe I’m the sexiest person alive #I’ve noticed ppl get so weird when I compliment myself I just do it cuz it’s funny but ppl love to see you miserable #They just want you to keep making self deprecating joke like no this is not 2015 #No one wants you to to have a good time I’m sorry you’re insecure about your looks I’m not I’m over that loser shit plz #Wooow ok this is target at specific somebody’s who I thought were my friends that’s why I’m upset

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sockdooe · 9 months

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My god heart stopper is so goooodddddd

I’ve watched it twice which isn’t a lot but STILLLL

ITS SO SWEETTTTTT AND SAPPPYYY AND GAYYYYY

#i love heartstopper #like so much #as someone who’ve read the comics WAY before they even announced a show #I love it #I wish I had the actual copies of the books tho #I should buy them at a book store #Charlie and nick are sweethearts #they remind me of shance ngl #I REALLY WANNA REDRAW THE SCENE WHERE THERE AT HARRYS PARTY AND AT THE BEACH AS SHANCE SO MUCH #pidge or Keith give me big Tao vibes #allura could be elle or maybe the other girls #hunk obv issac #issac is amazing I wish he had more screen time #he is a constant mood #i should def draw it #but after I take my dog out in this hell of a weather #SERIOUSLY ITS SO UNBELIEVABLY HOT #APPARENTLY THERE IS A HEATWAVE TODAY #THANKS WEATHER #the sun is gonna melt me alive #I’m a bit upset that my recent shance art is barely getting anything #but it’s fine #I kinda want to write shance x hearstoper fanfic but I am absolute GARBAGE at writing #seriously I suck at writing #but no one is else is going to write my ideas that are in my head are they?#NO!#sadly enough #I wish writing was easier for meeeeee #I’m an artist not a writer :(#maybe I should try to tho

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ningensorrow · 7 months

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someone good at art/animation should animate/draw soukoku and odasaku from my oda is alive au living on the road and on the run with buzzcut season by lorde

#we ride the bus with the knees pulled in?? people should see how we're living???#sometimes this has a hot sweet taste???#tell me this doesnt feel like them living on the road alone and having to take whatever it takes and having to be defensive #but still together and still alive #its so easy in this blue where everything is good stfu #i can easily see odasaku smiling fondly at soukoku bickering even if he is hurting because of what he lost #and ill never go home again #i live in a hologram with you #found family odasaku and soukoku im going down with you #pls lets collaborate on this ........... ill write someone be the artist to my writer #soukoku #bungou stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #odasaku #oda is alive au #headcanon #bsd #llex.exe

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mcwtch · 16 days

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*rises from the ground*

I AM ALIVE

#op speaks #i am alive #barely holding on #i am insane #hot diggity dog

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heythatsnova · 2 years

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Brand New City is easily mitskis best and most underrated song and y’all can fucking fight me on that

#mitski #brand new city #if i gave up on being pretty i wouldn’t know hot to be alive #lush mitski #be the cowboy #bury me at make out creek #francis forever #pink in the night #me and my husband #i bet on losing dogs

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joesell · 2 years

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Tricky doodles I did last night, ended up making a character too her name’s Reina

#madness combat #hot dogs hot dogs everywhere #clown car #chaotic zombie clown #tricky #when he was alive #madness combat oc

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edwardsmate4ever · 1 year

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youtube

#robert pattinson #he just sends me #why is he the funniest man alive #he just really needs a hot dog #Youtube

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inklingofadream · 2 years

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jonmartin matching sweaters martin’s says “hot dog” on the front and “come on baby” on the back jon’s says “french fries” on the front and “tell me your lies” on the back

#jonmartin #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #idk if this joke even makes sense but i had to share it #hot dog french fries come on baby tell me your lies #(up down side to side these skeletons are now alive *gerard keay rises from the grave*)#tma crack #mine

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eddiekye · 11 months

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somebody really should take eddie camping

#like actual camping with hot dogs on a stick and a canoe #not just sleeping in har car which she is doing anyways—#or at least invite her so she can look at you funny and then #say 'but i have to work' girl no you do not have to work #she's just constantly at work because it's what she does #to lean into that western/midwestern 'industrious is alive'#which she was tragically and unfortunately raised with #by her grandparents in direct defiance of her mother who #could not hold down a job for more than two weeks

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sialiasnest · 1 year

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Tonight, our D&D party was attacked by 3 yeth hounds who flew down and took our mage out of the sky in a single round, dropping his mostly dead body into our campfire.

The cleric pulled him out of the fire and gave him a cure wounds to get him standing again, whereupon the mage cast a vast fireball straight up into the sky, incinerating all three hounds.

Fun fact: yeth hounds weigh about 400 lbs each.

Which plummeted, en fuego, straight down onto the mage and the cleric, crushing them both.

If ever we speak of this again, it shall be referred to as the Nope Hounds episode.

#d&d #dungeons & dragons #yeth #yeth hounds #nope #flying furry nopes #1200 lbs of burning hounds #big dogs #dungeons and dragons #buried alive under half a ton of roasted hot dogs #nope doggos #what goes up #must come down #thicc bitches

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homemadefrog · 1 year

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went on google maps and used the landmarks i knew from being driven to do provisioning to find the only cult house that was a home to me to see what happened to it and the satellite view is current but the street view is from 11 years ago which is right before the we moved and the house got demolished then stared at the drive way for twenty minutes

#its emotional #thats the store i used to use 25¢ to buy licorice candies at #thats the farm that had the horse that kicked the dog #thats the crappy housing they built in 3 weeks with the shitry neighbor who played tonights gonna be a good night every night without fail #thats where we sold cupcakes #thats where i sat with a slingshot and the trashbags waiting for the garbage truck to come while shooting monkeys away from the trash #thats the gate that didnt close #down that drive is always ALWAYS a frog thats been run over and is so dry you could use it as a frisbee #down that drive are the tall grass flowers with the stiff stems and if you tie them right you can make them shoot off at your siblings #further down is the prickly pear bush. the honeysuckle bush that kept u alive in the hot seaso #where your brother almost died cycling (he got didnt see a puff adder and got too close)#its just some bushes and a dirt path but god I Lived There

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tootiredmotel · 2 years

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currently taking a class online even tho the classroom is right there cause i don't want to expose anyone in case i do have covid. stuck on campus until 8:30pm. it's 6:40 now. i physically cannot focus at this hour unless i'm in the classroom, which i'm not. help

#gen.talks #i'd keep doing hw during the class but. again can't concentrate #it's hot i'm wearing black and the mosquitoes are eating me alive #cleaning crew and campus dog peppa are around so at least i'm not alone

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