#alive hot dogs

[nelkcats]

Not a Dog!

A competition was set up to award the best dog between Gotham and Amity Park, probably because the judges were quite aware that the two cities were a little crazy and decided to unite their competitions.

Damian bragged that he shouldn't be participating since obviously Titus would beat everyone. Jason snorted and commented that Dog was much better than Titus and would win the competition easily, the rest of the siblings walked away from the discussion, but Dick felt left out and called his friend.

Beast Boy, better known as "Gar" wasn't too happy about Dick using his favor to make him pretend to be a dog in a pet contest, but he agreed. Dick signed him up as his own pet while Jason and Damian complained about how silly the idea was.

When Gotham competitors list was released on Amity, Danny noticed that one contestant had a green dog and smiled. He could compete with Cujo! His father told him something about wanting to compete too but the halfa denied and said that he needed a dog for that.

On the day of the competition the judges tried not to flinch at the two obviously green dogs and a contestant who had decided to enter with a peculiar type of dog, they decided to judge them as best as possible. A rivalry ensued between all the contestants while Danny tried to avoid looking at his father's eyes, why was he participating with a fridge?

To everyone's surprise, none of the dogs won. The winner was Jack Fenton, with his very alive and aggressive sausages. The judges couldn't disqualify him because "hot dog" was technically a type of "dog" even if they didn't know how it was possible, and Jack taught the hot dogs a few tricks.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.

you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)

and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

carnivorous plants (1974) - john f. waters

“penus flytrap” (based on that post by @/commander-snacks)

[dreamsb0u]

I don’t think anyone in Nightmare’s gang can cook actually. They probably order multiversal takeout or eat sandwiches 💀💀💀

[maretriarch]

does anyone know who this guy is

[rontra]

love that you get ‘how did you like the episode’ anons every time the episode in question slams another SUMMER’S ALIVE hammer down. feels like watching the fungus spreading in real time. ALSO. ITS HAPPENING????!??! summer rose’s turn on the dramatic closing monologue???!?!?

ITS SO FUNNY HRBHDFBHG i've really been cultivating the spores... it makes me chuckle every time i get one. i love u anons. youre all RIGHT shes ALIVE!!! ITS HAPPENING!!!!

i want her to get her turn on the playground SO BADLY. Female Voice 🤝 Mysterious Narrator (MATCHIES!!)

(salem coming back for her dramatic closing at the end of 3 and making a Funny Opinions Reveal for her introduction as "not just the voiceover guy but actually an active on-screen player"...please please reveal to me summer's Surprising Opinions About Stuff too 😏😏 itd be so punchy and i'd be so 😏😏surprised 😏😏👍 cmon writing team 😏👍)

ughhh. no im VERY excited i want the tree to show me what summer did and what happened to her and her talking to salem and having her entire world rocked and realizing she has an Obligation to defect--maybe squeeze in some strq stuff if we have the time i'm not picky--and then also i want a dramatic closing monologue and then i want to see her in the beacon ruins and she can look over her shoulder at me if she wants to. small and generic requests i think ive set my wishlist at a normal level 🫶

[hopefulfangirlblr]

Random favorites of Chris and Dodger💙

[wormsdyke]

ok well i think summer had a good run but it’s time for halloween now

[i-smell-magic]

GUYS IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY 💚💚🎂🎂

[transmechanicus]

Why food so fuckin SPENSIVE

[ssaalexblake]

remember that time i bought an old library copy of howl's moving castle literally just for proving my 'the thirteenth doctor is howl' hypothesis??? bc good times

[badlydrawnleoji]

*rises from the ground*

I AM ALIVE

[sockdooe]

My god heart stopper is so goooodddddd

I’ve watched it twice which isn’t a lot but STILLLL

ITS SO SWEETTTTTT AND SAPPPYYY AND GAYYYYY

[ningensorrow]

someone good at art/animation should animate/draw soukoku and odasaku from my oda is alive au living on the road and on the run with buzzcut season by lorde

[technicalthinker]

It is 1am so Im not gonna think about it too much but man looking at old pictures of myself sucks like jesus christ it is upsetting sometimes

[eddiekye]

somebody really should take eddie camping