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pinkcadavart · 9 months

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I'm still learning the characters rn so this might not be accurate but please tell me its at least funny

#i saw that post that was like 'if you were my husband I'd poison your coffee' and 'if you were my wife id drink it' and got inspired #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #twisted wonderland #twst #rookvil #vilrook #idk what is more common a ship name for them and this isn't technically ship art but......... still #no one ask me to draw vil again I did not do him justice at all ghhhh #u can tell im tired and just needed to get this idea out as soon as physically possible before it haunted me lol #I FIXED the height difference bc I was embarrassed #i really thought Rook was taller until 2 seconds after posting and im ashamed #fanart

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mrs8 · 2 months

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Fully convinced that Aaron is one of those nurses that looks like they fucking hate their job.

(all except for the traumatized children/teenagers cause he sees himself in them)

#you hear the iced coffee before you hear him #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #minyard twins #all for the game #aftg #aftg fandom #the minyard twins consume my soul #aftg headcanon

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taiyami · 11 months

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"What's wrong, Pharaoh? You look like you've seen a ghost."

₊˚🕯️♱‧₊˚ 🎃 Happy Halloween !! 🎃 ₊˚🕯️♱‧₊˚.

#coffee break #yugioh #ygo dm #yugioh dm #marik ishtar #malik ishtar #yami marik #ygo fanart #yugioh fanart #A fun little low stress piece I wanted to do for Halloween >:)c #It didn't turn out quite what I expected or wanted but STILL so much fun nonetheless !!!#this piece had like. 5 different versions and I ended up picking the least crazy looking of them all for some reason smh #god I love drawing his hair <3 #no id #this is our little secret but I accidentally merged my sketch layer with my final layer way before it was ever finished and I didnt realize #so now theres just random sketch marks in it. thats my bad #forgive me guys

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martianbugsbunny · 11 days

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BITCH they had a WHOLE LOTTA NERVE to SPECIFICALLY HAVE STEVE SAY "bro, it's hard to date when nobody has shared life experience with u"

......IN THE MOVIE WHERE THE GUY WITH SO MANY SHARED LIFE EXPERIENCES SHOWS THE FUCK BACK UP. THE GUY WHO LIVED IN 1940S NY WITH HIM. THE GUY WHO SERVED IN WW2 WITH HIM. THE GUY WHO GOT THE SUPERSOLDIER SERUM LIKE HE DID. THE GUY WHO MANAGED TO STILL BE ALIVE AND LIKE THIRTY IN THE 2000S JUST LIKE STEVE. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING. WHY WERE THEY SO STUPID

#every time I think about this it PISSES me off #nobody with shared life experiences MY ASS #there is ONE SINGLE PERSON who qualifies perfectly for that role and it's JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES #HE'S LITERALLY RIGHT THE HECK THERE #maybe the stucky thoughts are why I needed a cup of coffee at five in the evening lmAO #it's just...in the GOOD universe that's setup #bc if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck #and he realizes 'oh wait there is someone with shared life experience...and I want us to share all our life experiences until we die'#give me Didn't Realize He Was Gay Until He Realized Bucky Checked All His Boxes Steve #or give me Doesn't Want To Date BC He Thinks The Guy He Wanted To Share His Life Experiences With Is Dead Steve #but in a universe where the storytelling is actual eating that would've been the hint before we actually got stucky #stucky #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #captain america #Steve rogers #Bucky barnes #captain america the winter soldier #catws #martianbugsbunny ships

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introverting-rn · 8 months

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don’t mean to be disrespectful but. i’m not sure why y’all are so excited about apollo justice coming out? like i think we’ve known for a while lol boy ain’t subtle

#some guest prosecutor trying to be witty: or should i say… mr INjustice!!#klav: *sipping a coffee* someone say my name?#apollo: don’t be so self deprecating klav!!#phoenix texting miles: 👀👀👀👀#miles watching a livestream: 🤨🤨💅💅👀👀#this is all /j btw #ace attorney #humour #klapollo #narumitsu #i’m actually so hype about the new render coming out cause i haven’t played it before!! i have all the spoils tho cause ao3…#don’t got no self control besties #anyways bye #stay hydrated

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mo-ok · 2 months

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🖤 cool guys and cowboys 🖤

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#sentai #boonboomger #king ohger #kyuranger #gingaman #kyoryuger #kakuranger #you get the picture lmao now plEASE LOOK AT ALL THOSE BIG OL COWS #i know champ doesnt have a tail but just for a minute we can live in a world where he does please all you have to do is take my hand #got some real heavy hitters in this group tho #hayate. kuroda. jiraiya. HYUUGA.#i got these done so quickly like damn can you tell i've drawn a lot of these guys before #vs yellow where it was my first time properly drawing a lot of them #hoshikawa isnt really a 'sword-y' ninja but i like to think kaguragi gave him one after being specifically asked not to #misao bare feet for free #drawing gunpei/any go onger really always feels like holding a warm coffee #he is running because hes. because hes a cha #2024 art tag

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giulzart · 1 year

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Selfishly thinking that Orion could be persuaded to act in one of the band music video. Just once.

Anyway, go play @infamous-if cause it’s amazing!

Little bonus, I put the rambly scenario that sprouted these under the cut in case you wanna know more 🤷‍♀️

It’s got to be a team effort and a chore to get Orion on board but somehow they manage to convince him in the end(cause he got a soft spot). In my head the idea was Violet and Rowan’s, Iris jumped right in cause it sounded fun and then Jazzy and Devyn joined in. Chris tagged along too cause heck yeah. They all come up with a list of pros and cons cause they know that Orion will fight against it, but thanks to Devyn they come up with sound and logical enough reasons. Rowan and Violet do the presentation and after a lot of debate, Orion accept in the end to everyone (and his own) disbelief. The video is a success, the views count gets higher and half the comment are about Orion.The band tease him relentlessly and Orion swears never again. The end.

#infamous if #infamous #infamous violet #infamous oc #violet rose #i blame the very cool photoshoot I found on Pinterest that inspired me to do these #they are on a bridge or a rooftop you decide cause I couldn’t #listen I love all the seven drama but Orion is the reason why I started to play the game #read his description and I was like yep thanks I’m sold I’ll have him #also I know Orion would never but a girl can dream #plus the views would skyrocket so it’s good business #just unprofessional but yk #also the song is leave before you love me but zayn Malik cover cause I like the vibe better #I was debating with so many songs for these #in the end it was either belladonna by Ava max she or borderz by zayn #then I found this cover and I was like this fits violet and Orion better in my head so here we are #I’m a pop junky what can I saw #I’m sorry i only have infamous in my head rn #on a side note for the little scenario imagine Orion’s colleague from Carolina records seeing the video and sputtering coffee all over #cause yes he looks like a model from a perfume ad #okay I’m done rambling go play the game #my art #illustration

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solarpunkani · 1 year

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Psst, hey.

Hey you.

Come closer.

Listen to what I'm about to say good and well, alright?

#out of queue #ani rambles #anti ai #anti ai art #solarpunk #solarpunk aesthetic #does this have the official backing of the other 2 event hosts? no i just made this meme on a whim #but also if you try submitting AI art and we find out? or worse if I can flat-out TELL its AI? I'm blocking your ass #one of the best artists I've ever had the pleasure of knowing won't touch the Solarpunk community with a 10 foot pole because of all the #goddamn AI art infiltrating this space. constantly. like even when I'm trying to be on the lookout for it I somehow reblog it anyways #even when I block the tags too!!!! this is a PROBLEM #you want more artists taking part in this community spreading the vision visualizing the future?#STOP REBLOGGING AI BULLSHIT AND CHASING THEM AWAY THEN #how are artists supposed to feel accepted and appreciated and loved by this community when every other piece under the tag is some fuckin #midjourney bs made my scrubbing the internet and spitting out a mishmash of other artists' works and ideas?#i have said it before I will say it again #i would rather see a messy pen scribble on the back of a coffee stained napkin with stickfigures than see some smooth smudgy AI BS again #this applies to AI writing too if I catch an INKLING that your short story even STARTED with some bs chatgpt ramblings you're blocked

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coolnonsenseworld · 2 years

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Last piece ❤️💙

There are still leftovers of the Calendar as well as some A5 prints with calendar pieces 💞

linktr.ee/Mezzy (or check my Tumblr for links)

#klance fanart #klance #voltron legendary defender #ooofff you ever feel like you keep doing things and things are still to get done???#i keep saying this every five posts #i start to think loving getting in the 'art zone' is my biggest vice #because sure i sketch or do some digital work from time to time but if i haven't sat down to draw for hours #until eyes sting and neck cant move and brain sleepy af? is it drawing anymore? is it living anymore? yeah i thought so #im the main person making grocery shopping in this house did you know? for three people #there is always something running out and like let me tell you i already answer business emails while eating #i cleaned the windows today before my first coffee #okay to be fair i started it but apparently i used the wrong bottle and i smeared anti grease all over the windows #and then finished my coffee staring at the curvy roads of a thin film painted between me and the world promising myself to never do anythin #before first coffee #either way i feel like i havent been very present or entertaining lately #by which i mean on and off for months #am i correct or am i partially correct or reimagining things? who knows #but i keep having so many things i want to do it just keeps on going #i'm starting with commissions now #BUT THEN!!#haha yeah i hope you are having a great November and enjoy this piece!!#sending hugs <3 if you like them if not #a gentle wave from a far

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canisalbus · 11 months

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Vasco seems like a honeycomb (candy) type of guy tbh

Never heard of it before, but it looks nice. Apparently it's really easy to make at home as well? Is it good?? The texture seems interesting.

#answered #anonymous #is it aggressively honeyish?#I don't really like honey but I have a sudden desire to try the sea sponge confectionery #edit:#as a non-american/non-anglosphere person there's just so many well known iconic household name foods that aren't part of my life at all #I like baking so I've been meaning to try making shortbread and sugar cookies just to see what they taste like #like are they similar to any cookies I already know #made smores for the first time a couple years back #last year I made cheesecake which I had tried before but never made myself #I don't think I've ever eaten a proper actual brownie #Finland has mokkapala which is similar but has coffee in it so I'm not sure if it counts #don't even get me started on american brand stuff #I can explain a person what a twinkie is but I've never seen one live

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cessreads · 29 days

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I AM EMOTIONAL AGAIN

#i am so attached to dabbid in this book!#who the fuck reads 70 chapters in 3 days like she has nothing better to do???#me!!!!#because I haven’t been to work in 3 days!#doctor’s orders #Might finish reading rhythm of war before weekend comes and what am I supposed to do then?#wait for december 6?#noooooooooo #rhythm of war #the stormlight archive #dabbid pls don’t die!#the sibling is such a bitch to navani like what’s up with herrrr #we all know they’re gonna bond #raboniel seems hot #i am on my 3rd cup of coffee because the doctor told me to hydrate #brandon sanderson

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words-writ-in-starlight · 1 year

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You could say that I have strong feelings about this ongoing debate

#critical role #we can all have coffee on Ludinus' grave and debate the nature of morality until we're blue in the face. but priorities.#cr spoilers #bell's hells #HHHHHHH false dichotomies are not a friend #the choice is not a binary Gods Or Predathos #and you should not pick Predathos just because you don't like the other option!!!!!#anyway i have uhhhh 15 memes that i made tonight because that is who i am as a person #also. also. hey. guys. everybody.#if your philosophical debate is leading you to go 'idk maybe the murderers are onto something'#boy HOWDY you better have the information to back that up!#the thing is I'm not mad this devate is happening i think it's very realistic that people would get caught up in this debate given the given #i have just painstakingly cultivated the ability to have an argument and i have strong feelings about rhetoric #[bangs on a pot lid with a spoon] CONSIDER ALL ANGLES BEFORE YOU DOUBLE DOWN ON A POSITION #if you're curious #yes i am EXACTLY like this in a real life argument i have been told i am infuriating to argue with #both because of my love of Sources and because of my need to be absolutely dead sure of something before i get in a fight about it #which have the annoying tendency to make me like. not lose a lot of fights.

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sainz100 · 2 months

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quick Carlos & Charles collage ❤️❤️

| 📸 pumamotorsport + Esquire via sabrinabearzotti

#carlos sainz #charles leclerc #charlos #I adore making collages and the Esquire shoot is EVERYTHING to me omg Carlos' white lab coat esque jacket???????#I need to find HQs or get a copy fr fr #also I cannot believe I get into F1 and my fave driver duo is splitting T_T #but Charles and Lewis will be so fun I think!!!#manifesting Carlos to Red Bull which will Not happen (seems like a lot of behind the scenes tension? according to reddit #which is reddit so like not a bastion of accuracy lol)#tbh Daniel and Max at Red Bull would be the more likely dream!!!!#I just hope Carlos gets a spot for 2025 #certainly he must but maybe he'll take a by-year? not sure how silly season shakes out just yet as a newbie fan #but at least for Charlos there is so much content to enjoy from the past!!!#also commonly asked q but why are they always blindfolded 👁️👁️#absolutely zero complaints but someone at Ferrari has the vision #anyways idk I love making collages and yapping in the tags but there is NO WAY I'd do all this yammering on someone else's post #so I think I'll make collages and chat away here no pressure to read all this LOL ❤️ hehe just sipping coffee before office time #if you are reading this I hope you have a great timezone whereever you are!!!!!! 🌆🏙️🌃#autumn posts

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catocappuccino · 2 months

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It's been a year since I redrew that one Snorkmimi render...

So yeah I did it again ofc I would, why oh why wouldn't I? Tee hee silly meee

Attaching the 2023 redraw and og cause- uh- I donno, because yes, why not!!!

#This also means updated banner HECK YEAH 🔥🔥🔥#These redraws of mine are so different style-wise it's funny lmao #shoutout to Snorkmaiden one of my fav characters ever she's so perfect in every way my little baby #oh and update : since last year I still have NOT tasted “Snorkmaiden's dreamy chocolate” moomin coffee maybe one day I will or I'll do the #smart thing of making choco coffee myself without buying the maybe overpriced thing that just happens to have Snorkmay on it (I don't even #like sweet coffee 😭) buuut... you know... I could always just get it once and keep the package as a treasure! Cause I'm a hoarder. It might #or might not be a problem but I don't have time to think about that and work on it I have 100 possible uses for this old straw what if I #reeeaaallly need an old straw one day and I DON'T have it because I threw it away? Yeah! END OF THE WORLD!!!#Tbh hate to admit it but Snufkin's hazelnut coffee sounds the most inviting from all of the moomin flavoured choices to me I LOVE hazelnuts #I don't even know what licorice tastes like and I am NOT eating anything that is advertised with Stinky on the cover (jk Stinky's great)#I'm already sick of everything salted caramel flavoured it's just sugar n' salt with a different ribbon and blueberry... I'll pass. And like #I said before - I'm not a fan of sweet coffee. Sorry Snorkmaiden :[#okay enough of it no one reads allat time for real tags #snorkmaiden #snorkfröken #niiskuneiti #moomin #moomins #moomin books #Snork mimimimimimi Snork mimimimimimi

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hcnnibal · 1 year

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Your pornography inspires me. Genuinely. Sometimes I look out the window and the entire world lacks color. There’s something intrinsically wrong with it, or perhaps I am the ill-fitting piece in this macabre puzzle. But you have Lisa Franked the vibrancy back into my universe. Knowing that I can have a future where I’m at peace with my body and my husband and my dogs is fulfilling, knowing that there’s someone out there with enough talent to create a rendition of Will Graham receiving a “physical examination” from Hannibal Lecter and still have the wherewithal to carve a place for yourself in the world helps me to breathe. Helps me feel excited to wake up at ass o’ clock for college because this is LIFE. This is what it means to live.

life is so good man i am literally drawing a dilf tied up and suspended as we speak

#my dog is chillin on the floor next to me #my husband is downstairs with our other dog chillin #i did archery with my friends this morning #she brought us all danish pancakes and i brought us all some real strong coffee and we had a little breakfast before we went out to shoot #life is so beautiful!!!!!!!

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random-lil-illing · 9 months

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my girl just wanted some coffee :(

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