Alphys: Bad news—Mettaton locked themself outside of his own house.
Alphys: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Alphys: Bad news—Papyrus finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute people.
Alphys: Good news—a cute girl saw me do it.
Alphys: Bad news—it was Undyne, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
You guys know what is ever worse thanshipping a rarepair?
Shipping something thats canon between two beloved side characters but since almost everyone ships them they are always tagged in famfics and you barely can find anything where they are the main focus.
undyne is sooooo funny cause the entire game she's catastrophically down bad for this 4'9 reddit tgirl who's convinced she's unlovable so she'll openly call her cute to her face whenever they meet and dress her up in little outfits and call her to ask about the weather (they live in a cave) to no fucking avail and then crash on papyrus' couch to spew her romantic dyke woes to him only for HIM to be like "YEAH THIS IS A NORMAL BOSS-EMPLOYEE RAPPORT". 360 degrees of relationship hell with this woman. no wonder she's insane
going to pretend i'm not late with this but my six UTDR ships for valentine's day/newsletter day <3 the file name being "gay people in my underground?"