#also Alfred you're not helping my hc that you were dating Martha and Thomas with calling them beautiful

[batcavescolony]

Gotham s4 e3

Alfred: play the role that you were born to play. That of a privileged somewhat pedantic teenager with deeper pockets then anybody else in this city.

Bruce: you mean behave like a spoiled brat?

Alfred: It goes against everything your beautiful parents engrained in you, but yes sir

Bruce: *creating Brucie Wayne, ditzy Prince of Gotham™* Bruce Wayne Billionaire Brat.