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fairy-ganj-mother · 8 months
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finally created my own little world, goodbye
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february fic recs (2/2)
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✦ dividers by @saradika-graphics, @gigittamic, @plutism ✦
Ⳋ᧙ hi everyone!! i've read a ton of fics this month, so i hope you all enjoy my faves of february!! Ⳋ᧙ ⑅part 1⑅
I made 2 post's for february cause it was too long lol
ᖭི༏ᖫྀ remember to like and reblog the works you enjoy in order to support each incredible writer!! ᖭི༏ᖫྀ
Ⳋ᧙ however, make sure you read the information on each story themselves such as triggers & warnings Ⳋ᧙
ᖭི༏ᖫྀ also, if you’d like me to remove your fic from this list, message me! ᖭི༏ᖫྀ
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tlou
ellie williams
❀᧓ ellie fic by @elslvrsworld bbf!ellie x curious!reader | men dni, swearing, kissing, suggestive, brief mention of weed, corruption kink (if u squint), no smut (yet ;p) player!ellie, kind of innocent!reader, 1.6k words
-your brothers best friend.
❀᧓ in the pale moonlight by @sweetmourninglambie e. williams x fem! reader | weed usage lol, thigh riding, established relationship, clothed sex i guess, high sex (?), reader is a femme, fluff, kinda dom! ellie and sub! reader, and pet names, 2.7k
-the familiar sound of ellie’s lighter flickering to life caught your attention, enough that you turned away from the movie she had put on for the two of you to watch together.
❀᧓ late by @tashasbabe ellie williams x reader | profanity, strap rubbing, masturbation
-“i’m still thinking about you.”
❀᧓ ellie blurb by @moonalumi high sub!top ellie williams x reader | ELLIE BEGGING ELLIE BEGGING GUYS, fingering (r and e receiving) they do it to each other at the same time, reader and ellie also compete for dominance kinda, ma/mama kink
-a puff of smoke invades your nose and a coughing ellie causes you to lift up from your resting place on her chest.
❀᧓ ellie blurb by ^ ellie williams x reader | rough strap on sex from the back (r receiving)
-reader w ellies name tattooed on her lower back and when she surprises ellie w it ellie straps her from the back.
❀᧓ ellie blurb by ^ ellie williams x reader | nsfw 18+, scissoring/tribbing, ellie calling u mama
-messy nasty car sex w sub!top ellie
❀᧓ a dare to stupid by @undressrehearsal ellie williams x reader | nsfw, tlou au, college!ellie/reader, mentions of drugs, alcohol, drunk sex, oral (r receiving), 7.5k
-a drunken game of truth or dare overtakes your study session
❀᧓ ellie fic by @elslvrsworld f1 driver!ellie x girlfriend!reader | men dni, 2.0k words, porn w/ plot (kindof), wlw sex, oral (e!receiving), degradation (pretty vanilla), + praise, pet names (baby, mama, princess, etc;) vulgarity, profanity, dom!ellie, sub!reader, riding (r!receiving), smacking (like a lil tap), ellie refers to strap as her cock, overstimulation, nipple sucking, mating press (r!receiving), black reader, angry!ellie kinda dirtyy hollon
-ellie loses a race just by a second and needs a to place her anger somewhere.
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marvel
wanda maximoff
❀᧓ her favorite drug by @scarletlizzard wanda x fem!reader | minors dni, drug use (marijuana), smoking, smut, cunnilingus, fingering, strap on use (r receiving), fluff
-your girlfriend is a stoner. one night, you decide you finally want to try some.
❀᧓ mind games by @wandasverison wanda maximoff x fem!reader | 18+, two second mommy kink, slight electrocution (if that’s even what you’d call it), smut for sure, oh yeah mind reading (major), mind altering? (slight? not really, just trippy Wanda powers)
-gf!wanda maximoff; reader makes a joke about Wanda invading their mind while they have sex, Wanda takes it a little too seriously and y/n makes it up to her with apologies and a little seduction.
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natasha romanoff
❀᧓ let's run away by @marvelfilth natasha romanoff x f!reader
-it's your wedding day and you can't be seen with natasha
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the bear
carmen berzatto
❀᧓ dad!carmen blurb by @gxtitobxby dad!carmen berzatto x reader
-i’m thinking of his little daughter one night, sitting at the kitchen table with her hair wet from the shower, brushed back and leaving a damp spot on the back of her pyjama shirt, and she’s having some fruit for dessert while you wash dishes and carmen prepares her lunch for school tomorrow, and out of nowhere she asks absentmindedly “daddy could you pack some extra please?”
❀᧓ the feeling by @thebearer carmen berzatto x reader | 18+minors dni. mentions of a gun and alcohol but not in a bad way lol? established relationship. slight mentions of a dom/sub dynamic. language. but really just fluff fluff fluff <3
-a little tipsy, definitely hungry, and missing carmen, you find your way to the restaurant after closing to see him.
❀᧓ cute blurb by ^ carmen berzatto x reader
-carmy’s gf being dropped off at carmy’s restaurant (after closing) after another girls night, and she’s so drunk that she doesn’t recognize carmy for a second
❀᧓ sixth sense by ^ carmen berzatto x reader
-carmy has a sixth sense for when his gf hasn’t eaten. Even on the days where she has no headache, no aching tummy, he just takes one look at her and makes that one face and is like “Are you fucking kidding me?”
❀᧓ treat me tonight by @answer2jeff carmen berzatto x reader | fluffy smut, fem!reader, oral (fem receiving), piv sex (unprotected), both reader and carmen have a bit of a praise kink, brief hairpulling, the "L-word," established relationship, gets a little rough towards the end, back scratching, porn with no real plot
-"try it,"
❀᧓ girl dinner by @mayfieldss carmen berzatto x reader
-"what the fuck is girl dinner?"
❀᧓ more, more, more by @atrwriting carmen berzatto x coworker!reader | SMUT!, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption with sex, smoking, p in v penetration, work relationships, overstimulation, carmen berzatto being an absolute mind blowing fuck
-you didn’t really know how it happened.
❀᧓ a little taste by @caramelberzatto carmen berzatto x reader | 18+, swearing, p in v, etc. afab!reader. no use of pronouns
-he called your name through the dark apartment, but it went unheard from where you laid, face down.
❀᧓ sunshine baby by ^ pre-fatherhood dad!carm x fem!reader | mildy suggestive content, pregnancy. fem!reader, use of fem pronouns
-the temperatures in the past week had sky-rocketed, leaving you sweating with even the slightest amount of movement, and that wasn’t taking into account the hot flashes that came with pregnancy.
❀᧓ yours, cb. by @lovebitters carmen berzatto x reader | fluff, 1.02k
-carmen writes a letter to you the day before he proposes, reflecting on your relationship.
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marauders era
sirius black
❀᧓ sirius blurb by @wzrd-wheezes sirius black x reader | smut
-reader who has a hard time cumming and sirius helps with that
❀᧓ little lies by @amiableness sirius black x fem!reader | smut 18+, male masturbation, oral fem receiving, fingering, unprotected sex (pls be so careful!), reader wears a bikini top, and jealousy, 11.4k
-james asks sirius and y/n to pretend to date after he blurts out they are to lily.
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james potter
❀᧓ late night snacks by @shiftermia james potter x reader, platonic!peter pettigrew x reader | fluff
-where james catches you and peter in the kitchens
❀᧓ end game by @pretty-little-mind33 james potter x slytherin!fem!reader | fluff/hurt and comfort, rivalry, chaser!captain!james, chaser!captain!reader, secret relationship (previous enemies to lovers), injuries, swearing, protective!james
-playing quidditch against your secret boyfriend is usually fun…
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remus lupin
❀᧓ a christmas special by @moonstruckme remus lupin x fem!reader | mentions of alcohol, smut mdni, p in v, oral (fem receiving), praise, inexperienced reader, shy little idiots in love, 11k
-after christmas eve at remus' flat, thick snowfall prevents you from going home. he's more than happy to host you
❀᧓ grumpy x sunshine by @underoospeterparker  grumpy!remus lupin x sunshine!fem!reader
-"why the annoyed look, moons?" sirius laughed, nudging his best friend. "problems in paradise?"
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poly!marauders
❀᧓ ❝i am half-agony, half-hope. . . i have loved none but you.❞ by @sunnami (1/2) poly!marauders x reader, (james potter x reader, lily evans x reader, remus lupin x reader, and sirius black x reader.) | reader is referred to as she/her and a mother throughout the whole fic[!], reader is a violent gremlin who craves blood but the marauders love you for that, implied child abuse[!], mentions of blood and violence[!], disgustingly sappy poetic fluff, no angst, happy ending, not proofread we die like finnick odair
-how the marauders loved you in their time. featuring harry potter the time-traveller and sixth-wheel.
❀᧓ ❝time will tell.❞ (2/2) by ^ poly!mauraders x reader, (james potter x reader, sirius black x reader, lily evans x reader, and remus lupin x reader.) | reader is referred to mum, with she/her pronouns[!], canon-typical violence [!], canon-typical deaths mentioned[!], very brief marauders as soldiers of the order[!], creepy old men being creepy[!], child abuse[!], pureblood arranged marriages, a minor character expresses wanting to die[!], depressed and traumatized slytherins, the capital is important[!], themes of misogyny [!], teen boys fuck around and find out there are consequences to their actions, THERE IS ACTUALLY A LOT OF FLUFF, angst, 9.5k
-❝you are loved. and harry thinks there is no better description that that.❞
❀᧓ you'd be the love of my life when i was young by ^ poly!marauders x reader (sirius x reader, remus x reader, lily x reader, and james x reader) | slight angst, fluff, lucius malfoy, happy ending
-gryffindors wear their heart on their sleeve when they fall in love. slytherins keep their heart locked far away to keep it from breaking.
❀᧓ possessive by @ellecdc poly!wolfstar x fem!reader | slight injury, nothing major, fluff
-“okay, well the wound is closed but there’s not much i can do about the bruising or the blood on your shirt.”
❀᧓ cute fic by ^ poly!WolfStar x fem!reader | territorial boyfriend, slight jealousy, dom/sub dynamics if you squint but SFW
-you weren’t hiding. not really...
but you were also sort of kind of definitely hiding.
❀᧓ funny blurb by @luveline poly!marauders x fem!reader | mdni please!, 1k
-“what is that?”
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startanewdream · 3 years
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Hey
The post you reblogged about minors consuming adult content made me think
BTW, plz don't feel obligated to answer this
From the parts of the post that I read, most of these people seemed to be talking about Ao3, but truly, I think the main site that this happens on is Wattpad
Like, Wattpad is essentially a minor dominated platform, but it is teeming with adult content.
Often made by minors.
Consumed by minors.
And like, not even mature content as in a relatively innocent, vanilla sex scene, mature as in like Plots built entirely around drugs, alcohol and sex, as well as soooooo much non-vanilla.
And I'm pretty sure most adults on this site were once minors on this site, consuming the same content they consume as adults.
Like, if you go in the comment section on a mature scene, THAT IS CLEARLY MARKED MATURE, you'll see a fair bit of comments like.
"Ughh. I'm in history class, rn, I'll be back to read this on my break :)"
It's like a breeding ground for this shit.
BTW, I'm not saying this is something I want you to address or anything like that, but I was just wondering if you knew about it and what your opinions are.
Again, feel free to just delete this ask if you're not comfortable talking about this issue.
Hey! I'm not qualified for a proper answer, but I can share my experience in the internet because once upon a time I was a minor reading mature content (back then, we called NC-17) while lying about my age and all.
What I got from the post was that it was the creator's responsibility to correct tag their work, because at the end of the day, that's the only thing they can do. Censorship won't work (see the lie admission above), but what teenage-me wanted was the previous knowledge of what I would read. I remember closing fics when they got way past my comfort-zone; I remember engaging in fics that now, today, I think I shouldn't have read because they portrayed toxic relationships I wasn't ready to deal with, but back then I just thought it was cool; I remember my first E story (I had kissed only two boys by then, and as you can guess, none of the words made sense - so maybe I shouldn't have read it also).
I don't use wattpad and I don't know what content is shared there, but from this ask, yeah, I get a little worried only because I don't know if people are reading what they are ready for, or even writing things they can't process well. All I can do is hope minors are getting the support to discuss all these subjects (drugs, alcohol, sex, violence) because though I love fanfics, I don't think fanfics replace real-life dialogue and learning.
P.S.: It really bugs me NSFW content on Tumblr that's not behind a cut.
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monstersandmaw · 5 years
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Male uruk hai (Mauhír) x reader - Part Three (sfw)
Edit which I’m including in all my works after plagiarism and theft has taken place: I do not give my consent for my works to be used, copied, published, or posted anywhere. They are copyrighted and belong to me.
(mostly sfw/very very light nsfw) It kicks in almost immediately, hence the super short preview...
Whoop! Who remembers Mauhir? Well, in case you don't, here are Parts One and Two.  My patrons over on Patreon have already devoured this, so if you want to be a part of everything before it happens over here, as well as having access to exclusives (this month it’s a naga boy!), then why not sign up to my Pixies and Goblins tier?
Hope you enjoy this - don't forget to let me know if you did by reblogging, dropping a like or even leaving me a comment/ask. I can't tell you how much that means to me when you do, but I don't necessarily expect it. I just hope you enjoy it - that’s the most important thing! :)
Content: 6048 words, some blood/conflict (not particularly explicit), death of a very minor character, a bit of angst, and lots of fluff (because it's me!).
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The morning after Mauhír and Okash had had their vicious fight over you, the Uruk stirred early, as usual, and grunted softly. You had been awake for only a short time, having warily watched the chief rise and leave the tent from the other side. Okash was nowhere to be seen, and you’d guessed she hadn’t returned last night. You honestly hoped she was lying passed out in a ditch full of warg shit.
You shifted slightly and realised that Mauhír was still pressed up close against your back, only now, his hips ground ever so slightly against you, and his left hand twitched suddenly, knuckly fingers clenching as his weighty arm lay draped across your waist. His hard length pressed against you too, and you felt a stirring of heat in your own groin that was most unexpected, given the circumstances of your captivity.
You rolled over just enough to be able to look at him and lay there a while, simply watching his sleeping form. Every now and again he let out a deep, guttural grunt which usually coincided with a sharper roll of his hips. His face was still puffy and tender from the blows his sister had dealt him, and his purplish brown skin had darkened under the bruises which covered his scarred face. As he slowly climbed to the surface of consciousness, his eyes opened and he blinked, looking straight at you.
“Pleasant dreams?” you asked coyly, and his tusked smile made you snort with laughter. He wasn’t in the least bit embarrassed about the nature of his dreams.
“Yes,” he rasped, deep voice made even thicker than usual by the extensive swelling and bruising. “You want… I stop?”
Crushingly, you didn’t get the chance to say one way or the other, because the chief re-entered, striding across the hide-strewn floor, and yelled something at Mauhír without looking at him, grabbing his huge war axe from where it rested beside his own sleeping furs.
“What is it?” you asked as Mauhír levered himself upright, still sporting an impressive hard on that was visible through his underclothes, though for how much longer you weren’t sure because the war horns were sounding, harsh and cruel on the morning air. He dressed hurriedly into his leather and fur wrappings.
Mauhír grunted in pain as he straightened and prepared to head out. “War band,” he said. “Centaurs.”
“Centaurs… You think…?”
“I think your friend is stupid,” he growled.
If Erica had convinced the centaurs to come raiding against this belligerent band of Uruk Hai, then she was indeed foolish. “She wouldn’t…”
“Stay here,” he snarled, grabbing his own war axe and hefting its weight in his scarred hand.
When you scowled at him, he leaned down and grabbed your tunic by the collar, hauling your whole body up off the furs by at least a foot and leaning in close to snarl in your face.
“Stay. Here.” His voice was threatening in a way that you’d not witnessed before and he shook you emphatically with each word as though you were a disobedient pup.
“You’re frightened,” you whispered, seeing a new light in his puffy, golden eye.
“For you,” he said, dropping you unceremoniously back into the furs. He strode away, whistling to Avhundas, who was already pacing in the main space of the tent, ears pricked and her ugly face alert and wary.
He didn’t look back at you as he made his way to the tent flaps, and you sat up sharply and called after him, “Mauhír!”
Only then did he pause, and he squinted, clearly having a hard time seeing you with his one remaining, bruised eye. He looked honestly incredible; his dark, purplish-brown legs built like tree trunks, powerful thighs barely covered by the leather wrapping he wore around his hips like a gladiator, his torso covered only by his scars, and his long hair hanging down his back in a bead and bone studded braid.
“Please be careful,” you whispered.
He grinned at you, scars stretching on his face, and nodded once before striding out into the daylight.
Beyond, the camp seemed to have exploded.
Tramping feet, clanking weapons, blaring horns and the yipping and yowling of wargs formed a chaotic backdrop to your own fear, and you crept closer to the tent flaps and peered out.
Okash was there, yelling at a group of Uruks who had just mounted up onto their own wargs. Avhundas was one of them, and Mauhír kept her at the back until Okash jabbed a finger at him and then pointed at the main camp gate. He simply nodded, no sign of their previous feud in his features, and dug his heels into his warg’s side. She sprang away at a gallop, large as a horse and muscular as an ox, and the pair had vanished through the camp gates in seconds.
“Be safe,” you prayed aloud. He was clearly a scout and had been sent to recce the situation.
A while later, Okash and the others followed him, with seemingly all of the other orcs in the camp proceeding on foot behind them. The excitement in the air was palpable, and you felt sick from their collective blood lust. You couldn’t help wondering that perhaps if you’d gone with Erica you could have stopped all this from ever happening.  
The appearance of a figure right in front of you made you jump and you startled backwards into the tent before realising it was another human. Simon, the blacksmith’s apprentice from your village, had been sent to work the forge fire with the Uruk smith, and he crouched down in front of you and hissed, “Relax; it’s only me.”
“What’s going on?” you asked, recovering quickly.
“As far as I can tell, a group of centaurs was spotted not far off wearing war gear and carrying spears. Ghorga seemed to think they were only scouting though, not intent on raiding…”
“Ghorga?”
“The smith,” he explained. “How have you been? I haven’t seen much of you around the camp, except at mealtimes when you serve the orcs their food…”
You shuddered, recalling hands on you in places you really didn’t want Uruk hands. Well, save perhaps for Mauhír’s. The thought so startled you that you nearly didn’t reply, but you cleared your throat and said, “It’s… It’s been better lately. Mauhír has sort of taken me under his wing a bit.”
Simon smiled. “Good. Ghorga’s kind of done the same with me.”
“Is she out with the others too now?”
He shook his head. “No, but she let me go see what was going on. Listen, I heard Erica escaped?”
Cold fear shot through you as you recalled the events of that evening, and you nodded. “Yeah. She ran away while Mauhír and his sister were fighting last night.”
“You think this has anything to do with that? You think we could escape too?”
You shrugged. “Honestly, I don’t see how we can…”
“We could drug their food…” Simon suggested.
The thought had occurred to you, but you didn’t have access to any poisons.
Glancing across the courtyard, you saw that Argash’s hut seemed abandoned and quiet, and you’d glimpsed a number of plants growing which might be useful in concocting a poison that would render them unconscious if slipped into their wine. “They’ll want to celebrate tonight when they get back,” you said, thinking on your feet. “They’ll all be drinking. If we can poison their wine, then the humans can escape the same way Erica did while they’re all unconscious.”
“You wouldn’t kill them?” he asked darkly.
“I don’t think there’s going to be enough poison for that,” you said carefully. “If I can even find any at all…”
After a little more discussion, you and Simon decided that you would head over to Argash’s hut and see what you could find. If you could prepare the poison and slip it into the wine casks on the far side of camp before they returned, you stood a chance of escaping. It was a slim hope, but it was all you had, and you didn’t intend to spend the rest of your life as a slave in an Uruk war camp. You also decided to keep this between you, in case anyone squealed in the hopes of getting preferential treatment from their captors. Plus, if it failed, no one’s hopes would be dashed but your own.
You walked carefully but confidently over to Argash’s little hut while Simon headed to the edge of the encampment to keep an eye open for any remaining orcs. Most of them seemed to have charged out onto the plains with only the thought of bloodsports in their minds, but if Ghorga had remained, then others would probably have done so too.
At the tent flaps of Argash’s home, you paused, straining all your senses. You couldn’t hear anyone stirring within. You hovered there, tense and frightened, before taking a deep breath and stepping inside. It was dark and your eyes took a while to adjust, but when they did, you almost screamed with shock. Sitting in the centre of her hovel was the old, gnarled, white-haired Uruk.
And she was looking straight at you with suspicious, red eyes.
“What are you doing in here, human?” she growled without getting up.
“I… um…” Your heart thudded so hard against your ribs that its frantic rhythm was all you were aware of until you croaked, “Forgive me for intruding. I thought… since I was a healer in my village, that I might be able to… help you… when they get back… in case anyone is injured…”
A slow, cruel smile spread across her gnarled face. “Really,” she said sarcastically. “And why would you want to do that?”
You shrugged, aiming for nonchalant and missing by a mile. It looked more like a nervous twitch than anything else. “Figured I might as well offer. If you don’t need another pair of hands, I’ll take my leave.” And you bowed awkwardly, hoping to back out of the entrance before she could decide that you’d been there for more nefarious reasons.
“Wait,” the old Uruk snarled, rising stiffly and grabbing a knotted walking cane from nearby. Her knuckly hands gripped it and you realised with a jolt that it was made from the horn of a huge creature, perhaps an aurochs, and was carved with a repeating design of skulls.
“Yes?” you croaked, mouth completely dry, throat constricting with fear.
“Come here…” and she shuffled to the back of her round yurt and drew out a bag of tools which she unrolled with relish on a table. “You know how to stitch a wound?”
You nodded.
“And you know what these are?” she said, waving a surprisingly steady hand over an array of pots and salves on the table beside the tool roll.
You shook your head this time and she smiled that yellow smile again. “Come here then and tell me.”
You worked out that most of the salves were made with honey, to help with healing and to prevent infection, and as you worked your way through them, sniffing and inspecting, she seemed quietly pleased with your knowledge.
“I don’t know what that one is though,” you said, pointing at the last one in the row.
Her nasty smile told you that it probably wasn’t a pleasant concoction. “It’s made of naga venom and the sting of a giant wasp,” she said, “Among other things. I use it most commonly on amputations after cauterising the stump.”
“Right,” you said, feeling a bit faint. There hadn’t been much call for amputations in the village where you’d lived before the Uruks had razed it to the ground.
“Works a treat on burns, though the pain is ten times worse than the burn itself for a while. I think I can use you,” she added, apparently satisfied.
She kept you there until the sound of returning Uruks heralded the end of the fighting, hours later. They were laughing, jeering, and whooping, and singing some kind of terrible song that made your bones crawl at the sound of it.
Argash stepped outside, leaving you alone in her tent. On the table before you were dried seeds which you had identified as henbane. Perfect. While these were poisonous to humans, they had the effect of rendering larger creatures like orcs and Uruks unconscious for hours, sometimes even days. You bit your lip and carefully slid them into your pocket with the blade of a knife, mindful not to touch them with your bare skin.
You followed Argash outside a moment later and gasped when you saw what the returning Uruks had with them. Between three wargs, none of which you recognised, a centaur was being dragged along the ground by the hooves, and he was dead, no mistaking it. Looking away from the gruesome sight before your stomach emptied itself, you scanned every face, searching for Mauhír, but there was no sign of him. A frantic fear bubbled up your throat like acrid bile and you stepped forwards unthinkingly, drawing Okash’s eye as you did so.
She laughed as she swung down off her own black warg and said, “Don’t worry, little human, your runt will be coming soon.”
Relief washed through you and your knees wobbled. Argash caught the reaction and tilted her head slightly but offered no comment on her private thoughts.
A moment later, a screaming neigh split the air and six huge Uruks appeared in the gateway to the camp with cruel lassos lashed around a centaur who was thrashing and kicking, bleeding and screaming. He was covered in bite marks and gashes, but even bloodied he was not giving up. Four wargs prowled, one on each side, one in front and the last behind him, and the one at the rear was Avhundas. She had blood on her muzzle and one of her ears was ripped, but sitting astride her was Mauhír.
When he saw you standing with Argash, his eyes lit up with fear, but he quickly masked it. He was carrying his arm awkwardly in his lap, and you realised his shoulder was dislocated. He was also cut on his ribs by what looked like a glancing kick from a centaur’s hoof.
He swung down off Avhundas’ back and strode over to Argash, who shook her head, tutting, and handed you her walking cane. It was heavier than it looked. The gentleness with which she put his shoulder back into place surprised you, and he only grunted his thanks and looked at you.
“I said stay there,” he said petulantly, jutting his blunt chin at his father’s tent.
“I came to see if I could be of any help to Argash,” you countered with a hot snarl, and the orcish healer laughed, ruffling your hair with her leathery hand.
“The human is knowledgeable, Mauhír,” she said before turning to you and added, “Perhaps you should have seen to your master…”
“He’s not my master,” you snarled, but Argash only snorted and shook her head, the bone and metal beads clacking in her hair.
Mauhír’s expression seemed proud at your defiance beneath the bruises on his face. “Come,” he said. “You heal these,” he grunted, pointing to the bleeding cuts on his body, “Then drink.”
You nodded, guilt blooming in the pit of your stomach.
As you walked behind him towards the main tent, you caught Simon’s eye and nodded once. He flashed a grin and turned away.
Mauhír’s dark growl made you look up at him, and you realised that he’d seen your interaction with Simon and misread it completley. When you smiled and made to follow him inside the tent, he sneered at you and brought the flat of his hand to the middle of your chest and pushed you backwards, hard. You landed heavily in the dirt, winded and confused, and he looked down at you with disgust in his eyes. “You are not mine.”
“Mauhír,” you said, but he rounded on you and spat his words out as though they were nightshade.
“Not speak my name,” he snarled. “Go. Go him…”
With a heavy heart, you realised that now was the perfect opportunity to poison the wine, so you picked yourself up and headed away from Mauhír towards the stores before they could begin to crack the casks open and start celebrating. Everyone was preoccupied with either tying up the captive centaur in the middle of the camp, lashing his hooves to four posts driven into the ground so that he had to stand with his legs splayed and his wrists tied to the front two posts, or with dangling the corpse of the other centaur off the palisade wall as a sick trophy.
You didn’t linger to watch either.
With the seeds administered equally to each cask, all you could do was wait. You prayed it would be enough. It wasn’t exactly as though you’d had time to measure out doses after all…
The celebrations began not long after that, with some orcs taking turns to sit on the centaur’s back as though he were a wild horse to be broken, degrading him and humiliating him while he could do nothing but stand there while they sat astride him until his legs shook. His shame was enough to turn your stomach. You decided that once the orcs were asleep, you would free him too.
‘If’ the orcs fell asleep…
For the first hour, they showed no signs of being affected in even the least little bit by the narcotic. They grew rowdier and rowdier by the minute, though you were pleased to note that Mauhír was nowhere to be seen. You assumed that he had remained in his father’s tent, but you weren’t about to go and check. If he didn’t want to see you any more, well, that just made leaving all the easier.
When the first orc went down, it was met with a cheer and a round of fresh drinks.
When the second and the third collapsed a few minutes later, the others began to look nervously around and reach for weapons. You stayed silently out of the way, sitting with Simon in the lea of the small forge, watching the orcs stagger and sway and finally hit the dirt.
When all of the orcs around the fire were finally down, you and Simon nodded at each other, and he handed you a dagger from Ghorga’s collection.
“I’ll free the centaur,” you said. “You start gathering the others. I’ll meet you outside the gate.”
He nodded once and set off at a run.
As you approached the centaur, he looked at you with wary, white eyes rolling and his chest heaving. He was exhausted but clearly his adrenaline had spiked again at your appearance from the shadows.
“I’m not going to hurt you,” you said slowly, showing him the dagger. “I’m going to cut you loose. Tell me, did a woman named Erica find your herd last night?”
He nodded, tapering ears pressed flat against his flame-red hair. “Yes,” he croaked. “She said more humans were captured here.”
“Is that why your war party rode out?”
Again, the centaur nodded. “We were only scouting. They must have seen us in the distance and decided to attack.” He tossed the unconscious Uruks a disdainful look and turned back to you. “Was that your doing?”
You nodded and got to work on the ropes without waiting to see his reaction. Sawing through the thick ropes was slow going, even with the sharp blade, but eventually he was free and he staggered slightly before skittering out of the crude holding pen, haunches tucked nervously and dancing round in an apprehensive circle.
Simon appeared a second or two later with a group of humans following him like nervous ducklings, and you looked around and nodded. Everyone was here.
Turning back to the centaur, you said, “Will you take us to your herd?”
He nodded. “You can’t stay with us though,” he said. “You bring too much attention from these bastards. My name is Iarla, by the way. Come on, we shouldn’t hang around.”
You corralled the others into a group and turned to go, knife still in hand.
As you brought up the rear, something made you halt in the gateway and you turned to see Mauhír standing at the entrance of his father’s tent, holding the flaps to one side with his left hand. He was the only one who had not been present at the festivities, and he watched you and then nodded once, disappearing back into the shadows and letting the flap drop.
A hand on your shoulder made you jump, but it was Iarla. “Come on. Let’s go.”
You nodded and set off.
The trek to the centaur’s camp wasn’t all that arduous, but your feet still felt bruised and your legs like lead by the time you got there. Erica met you with a shriek of delight, and to your immense joy, you found that your older brother and the other humans who had been sent to the neighbouring Uruk tribe as tribute had been rescued perhaps four days earlier and were recovering well.
The reunion festivities were tempered however by the other centaur’s death and, more personally for you, your deception of Mauhír. You felt honestly terrible about it, but he had seen you go - let you go, even - and perhaps he was glad that you were out here, safe, and away from them.
You made plans with the centaurs to ride south in the morning, some of them even offering to let you ride on their backs to speed you on your way. Iarla was particularly grateful to you, and honoured you by offering to let you ride on his back. You accepted, despite not being particularly familiar with riding equine creatures. When you admitted as much, he just tossed his ginger head and laughed. “You let me do the work,” he said. “You just hold tight, and I’ll take care of everything.”
You curled up in a canvas tent that night and dreamed of Mauhír. You remembered in astonishing detail the way his body had felt against yours, the way his heat had seeped into your skin, the hardness of his muscles and of his morning wood against your body, and the gruff kindness in his voice. You missed him. And you worried for him.
Your brother woke some time after midnight and found you sitting up, hugging your knees, staring off into the darkness, and he touched you lightly on the shoulder. “What’s up, kiddo?” he asked.
“Nothing,” you said, and as the lie rolled across your tongue, an alarm call went up from the centaur on watch.
You and your brother shot out of the tent and, illuminated by the moonlight washing over the cool, whispering grasses, you saw the figure of a warg walking slowly over the grasslands, up the rise towards the camp. At first you thought she was alone and when you rushed forwards crying, “Avhundas!” you were immediately held back by two centaurs, one of which was Iarla. “Let me go!” you hissed. “That’s Mauhír’s warg!”
“I don’t care who’s filthy animal that is,” Iarla growled. “I’m going to kill it!” There was an ash spear in his hand already.
“Wait!” you yelled, seeing something slumped over the shoulders of the warg. You wriggled free of the centaur’s grasp like a rabbit and shot forwards over the scrubby heathland towards Avhundas, calling her name in the hopes that she would recognise you and not attack.
She did recognise you and yipped softly, and as you drew level to her you saw that the figure draped across her shoulders was Mauhír, and that he was in a terrible state. He had an arrow sticking out of his ribs, and he was cut and bloodied beyond what you’d seen him endure at the hands of his sister.
“Come on, girl,” you said, turning around and leading the anxious warg into the camp. “If anyone hurts this warg or Mauhír I will kill them,” you said, the warning flashing in your eyes. The centaurs saw the sincerity in your words and nodded warily, though in truth there wasn’t much you could have done to stop them if they had turned on him. “He kept me alive, and he let me escape. Let me help him,” you demanded quietly.
Iarla snorted and stamped a hoof, coming closer, rearing and plunging. “That bastard is one of the ones who brought me in, bound with lassos like a common plains donkey!” he whickered.
“Did he lay a finger on you?” you countered hotly. “Did he hurt you?”
Iarla’s ears went back. “No,” he admitted. “But inaction is the same as action when it comes to injustice.”
“What was he supposed to do? Fight his entire clan singlehandedly for you?” you shouted. “He let you go, Iarla. He watched you leave tonight and did nothing to stop you. He as good as set you free. Will you deny him aid?”
“No,” the centaur scout said sullenly. “And neither will I stop you tending to him. But he leaves with you in the morning, or he dies here tonight.”
You nodded gruffly and signalled Avhundas to follow you, which she did.
“Lie down, girl,” you said, pointing at the ground at your feet. She got the message and carefully lay herself down. Despite the efforts she took not to jostle Mauhír, who was still draped across her shoulders, he slid onto the ground beside her, mercifully not onto his right side where the arrow was lodged. That was going to be a bugger to get out cleanly.
You used every ounce of your medical training that night in stitching him up and cleaning the wounds. The centaurs refused to help in the surgery, but they did provide you with silk and a needle, clean water and bandages.
He had clearly been beaten within an inch of his life before he’d managed to escape on Avhundas. It was only as you finished with Mauhír that you noticed the gash in the warg’s hind leg. She hadn’t even limped. You cleaned that, not without her snapping at you, but after a stern bop on the nose, she had behaved herself and allowed you to tend to her as well.
Simon came over when you were just bandaging the still unconscious Uruk up - with some considerable difficulty, and he looked at you with confusion and hurt in his eyes. “You’d treat one of them?” he asked harshly. “After what they did for you?”
“Mauhír protected me from his sister,” you said. “He fought with her to keep me from being humiliated and used and hurt, Simon. I trust him. I don’t trust any of the others further than I could throw them, but I trust him. Why else did Avhundas bring him here? He means us no harm.”
Simon just shook his head and stalked off.
It was another tense hour before Mauhír regained consciousness. He swallowed thickly and sat up, grunting, before you could stop him.
“Careful!” you yipped. “Fuck, Mauhír, you nearly died. Are you alright?”
“Where…?” he asked.
“Avhundas brought you to me, to the centaurs. You’re going to be alright, Mauhír.”
He nodded and brought his hand to the thick bandages around his ribs. “Thank you,” he said and then looked up at you. “Is that right? ‘Thank you’?”
You smiled and took his jaw in your palm. He leaned into it, closing his eyes. “Yes, Mauhír,” you said. “That’s right.”
“I cannot… go back,” he said. “I go… for you.”
“I know,” you said. “Thank you. It’s going to be alright.”
He sighed and his eyes fluttered as he fought to remain conscious. His blind eye drifted slightly when he was tired, and you smiled at the unexpected softness in him. “Sleep now, Mauhír. We have to leave in the morning. They won’t let us stay here any longer than that.”
The Uruk nodded and lay back, staring at the sky above him and the canopy of stars. You lay down on his uninjured side and snuggled close while Avhundas curled up behind his head and set herself on guard duty for the rest of the night.
You let your hands play over the solid, iron muscles of his abs and stomach, and he smiled, growling softly in pleasure like a big cat as you eased him towards sleep.
When dawn came, he woke suddenly and sat up, unceremoniously dislodging you from your perch on his shoulder. You expressed your displeasure with a curse and a light smack on his forearm, and he grinned playfully at you, tusks glinting in the dawn light.
The rest of the temporary camp was stirring and beginning their usual morning routines, and it wasn’t long before Mauhír was on his feet. The centaurs had no food for Avhundas, but Mauhír shared with her the hunk of bread they tossed him, and when you had all eaten, the humans and Mauhír gathered at the edge of camp, preparing to ride out with the centaurs.
Iarla gave Mauhír such a look of caustic hatred that you thought the two might come to blows, but Mauhír only ducked his head and mounted Avhundas, wincing as he landed gently on her back, clearly jolting the arrow wound in his ribs. Uruks healed quickly, but not that quickly.
You rode with the others in silence to the edge of the centaurs’ usual territory, and then further into the lusher, verdant valleys you knew from childhood.
“We’re almost home,” you said to Mauhír as you recognised the old lightning-blasted oak tree on the hill outside the remnants of your town.
“What will you do?” Iarla asked when he saw the blackened shells of the buildings, cold now and lying in disarray along the hard-packed dirt of the road.
You sighed. “I suppose they’ll rebuild…”
“And you?”
You looked over at Mauhír, riding silently on the edge of the cavalcade. “I suppose we’ll see…”
The Uruk managed a weak smile and you thanked Iarla for letting you ride him. “It can’t have been easy for you,” you said carefully in a quiet voice that only he could hear, “After what they did to you…”
He laughed wryly. “It was only too easy,” he said lightly. “You, I owe. Them… Them I’m going to make pay.”
“Take care of yourself, alright?” you said as you slithered off his back, steadying yourself on his warm, chestnut withers.
He nodded. “You too.”
The centaurs left and the humans headed off to pick through the remnants of their houses, but you remained with Mauhír on the outskirts of the former village. “What will you do?” you asked him.
He looked at you and blinked slowly. “I…” he shrugged and looked away. “I can fight,” he said. “Someone pay me… fight for them…”
You scowled. “You’re no mercenary, Mauhír. Stay with me.”
He shook his head, looking down at you from Avhundas’ high, sloping back. She carried herself like a hyena, and had the jaws to match. Now, however, she wagged softly, the wound in her flank seeming to trouble her not at all.
You nodded at the warg and said, “Avhundas seems to like it here…”
At the sound of her name on your lips, she swivelled her head to face you and whined once, stepping closer and nuzzling at your palm, tame as a princess’ lapdog.
“You want to stay here, girl?” you crooned patronisingly and she wagged her stumpy tail again. “Is that right? You want to stay with me?”
More wagging.
Mauhír rasped a laugh and slid carefully down from her back. He patted her rump and she took it as a signal to wander off and nose about after game trails in the long grass.
The Uruk took your hands in his and stared down at you with his mismatching gaze. His blind eye and extensive scars seemed starker and more out of place here in the softer terrain of the valley where you’d grown up, but you loved him no less here than you had out on the plains. “What… What you want… for me?” he asked awkwardly.
“For you to learn more Common, for a start,” you grinned, and he smiled good-naturedly, twin tusks gleaming. “And… to stay with me, I suppose.”
He jerked his chin over his shoulder towards where the other humans had gone, and said, “They… They not like Uruk here…”
“True. Perhaps we should hit the road together… you know… travel a bit. Just you, me, and Avhundas?”
“You… You leave…” he looked around him and gestured with his rough, scarred hands, “You leave this… for me?”
“Sure,” you shrugged. “There’s nothing much here for me now.”
Your brother called your name before Mauhír could respond, and you looked around to see him jogging over. He eyed Mauhír warily and hung back. “Can I talk to you for a second?” he said, and you nodded, letting go of Mauhír’s leathery hands and stepping away.
“What?”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m… I’m not going to stay,” you said. “I can’t.”
He took a deep breath and shook his head. “I didn’t think you would,” he admitted. “I saw the way you look at him, and the way he is around you. He’s different, isn’t he?”
You nodded.
“Fine,” he said with obvious difficulty, “But you keep in touch, you hear me?”
“I will.”
You hugged your brother and promised to visit, and then turned back to Mauhír who was watching you unblinkingly from a polite distance.
He cut a strange figure in the strong sunlight of the fertile valley, with his mottled purple-brown skin and deep scars, but as Avhundas trotted back over to him and bumped her forehead affectionately against his hip and as he fondled her ears the way a lord would fuss a beloved hunting hound’s ears, you smiled.
He looked back to you and suddenly seemed so vulnerable for all his steel muscles and intimidating looks.
“Let’s go,” you said as you walked back through the long grass towards him.
Mauhír had only his war axe on his back and his warg by his side, but in that moment he knelt before you and bowed his head. He said something in the harsh, guttural dialect of the Uruks and took your hand in his. Something told you that the words he spoke were an oath. He pressed your knuckles against his forehead with great solemnity and then rose. “I… I am… yours…” he said falteringly, embarrassed.
You smiled and reached your hands up around his neck, more pulling yourself up to meet him than tugging him successfully down to meet you. You pressed a kiss against his lips, avoiding his jutting tusks, and laughed as his eyes went wide with surprise. His hands grabbed your waist and then the curve of your cheeks, and he hoisted you unceremoniously up around his waist, heedless of his injuries, and he kissed you back, his hands holding you firmly in place.
You caught him wincing, and you said, “Put me down you big idiot. When you’re better, we can do this and much more, but not til then, alright?”
He growled wordlessly, nuzzling kisses against your neck, but eventually acquiesced when you continued to protest. He then set you up on Avhundas’ back and then hopped up behind you, holding you tightly.
He had no reins to control her, relying on his voice and his legs to guide her, and the three of you headed out of the village and down the road, still heading south, towards a new life together and towards whatever your new road would bring.
His warm weight was a comfort behind you, and as the day wore on and your legs began to get sore from riding so long, you let yourself lean back against his bare chest. He kissed the top of your head and pressed on, leaving his clan and everything familiar behind.
And it was all for you.
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madd-information · 7 years
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Okay,this is probably going to be a long ask so,I’ll ask it in two parts. Hello. Let’s say I’m person X. So,um,I read some of the stuff you post on your page and I read the criteria and I’m going to explain what I feel and what I experience to see if I have MADD or not, sorry and thank you. So, I usually daydream when I’m bored, when I’m trying to sleep or in the morning, and I can see people and the colors and hear the voices and see the background . Continued in the next part. 1/?
X again. So , sometimes it is triggered my music ,but not always. Sometimes I pace around while daydreaming. Yeah,I daydream when I’m bored. And of course it gets longer when no one is around. I guess I do get a bit annoyed when my parents force me to get up from bed in the mornings cause I like to daydream and they won’t let me. And of course I would rather daydream than do chores, but I would prefer to actually live in the worlds of my daydreams.I honestly haven’t tried to control it much.2/?
X again . Um, sometimes I like to daydream about disturbing things and sometimes that affects me a bit, for example I daydream that a classmate was mean to me, so I may feel bad towards that classmate . And yes, I guess my daydreams have set my expectations a bit high, so I have a bit of a problem interacting socially. And I don’t think any drug I take or illness I have would cause my daydreaming ,I have been doing it for a long time, it just gets a bit more intense at times. Thank you 3/3
I wish that I could give my followers the certainty of “yes” this is MD, but I can’t.
It sounds like it could be, you seem to hit a lot of the criteria. 
This may be a bit out of line, but I’m going to address something that comes up a lot which may or may not apply directly to you, Anon. 
MD’s issues can be masked by youth. What starts out as a useful coping mechanism goes horribly awry [09].   
I guess I do get a bit annoyed when my parents force me to get up from bed in the mornings cause I like to daydream and they won’t let me. 
Can turn into being chronically late for work and being passed over for advancement.  Or you make it to work on time but are tired, sluggish and irritable. You’re “that guy”.
And of course I would rather daydream than do chores, 
Can turn into rooting around in the dirty laundry trying to find underwear that doesn’t smell too bad because you neglected your household for two weeks and your friend is picking you up in ten minutes.
but I would prefer to actually live in the worlds of my daydreams.
Can turn into “I’m 38 and have never had a meaningful relationship, In my DD I have a partner and children, friends, then I wake up and reality hits me, I just want to die.”
Now, of course, these are bad scenarios which were cherry picked to make a point, but before you dismiss them keep in mind that MD research has indicated that ~40% of MDers are unemployed and ~28% of MDers have attempted suicide [11]. 
I happen to follow only MaDDers here on Tumblr (give or take a few non MD and a few main/sideblog combos) and am following over 2000 blogs. Lets round to an even 2000; 560 of the people on my dash are going to act out suicidal thoughts. If you follow primarily MaDD blogs go ahead and run your numbers.  You may not directly interact with all your mutual but you like their memes, you reblog their thoughts and their ridiculous tendency to tag in random sentence fragments makes you smile.
The point is no matter how innocuous MD seems on the surface, no matter how enjoyable and beautiful it is and no matter how much you don’t give a shit about the minor negatives it can cause, it does grow.  It turns into a self feeding cycle that becomes harder and harder to break out of, this, by the way, is not my overdone pop-psychology opinion, MD’s self feeding cycle is addressed in a few MD papers, notably source [07]. It’s believed to be a behavioral addiction [12a] and the more one reinforces that dependency the more dependent they will become.
This may never happen to you, from what you have written it seems like you might be at risk of falling into the trap though.  
It’s important to recognize harmful behavior as early as you can so you can nip it in the bud before it becomes a full blown addiction/disorder/maladaptation. Be honest with yourselves and think about your situation, maybe the daydreaming isn’t a problem, maybe it’s setting you up for failure, be real about it and do what you have to to be healthy.
And for the 560:
If you are in intense emotional and/or physical pain, remember that your judgment is being clouded by that pain. If you are considering suicide, you are trying to end that pain. Please do not confuse ending your pain with ending your life. The two are very different.
Let me also tell you that if you are suicidal, you probably are suffering from clinical depression, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, postpartum depression, PTSD, or something similar. And if you have something along these lines, you actually have a chemical imbalance in your brain – and you cannot possibly think straight because of it. That is beyond your control. You are not weak. You just need some treatment. This imbalance can occur for several reasons, from genetics to a traumatic life experience, and it is extremely common for people to have this imbalance, so do not feel like you are alone. You are not. This imbalance may be rectified in several ways, but first you need to be assessed so that the cause may be understood. I would request that you please go to a medical doctor.
Please do what it takes, the community is with you. A few helpful resources can be found here, and more support can be found on @youmatterlifeline
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genericdubstep · 7 years
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I live for the hate, please send it to me. Too lazy to search the internet and I wanna have fun. I'm waiting ;)
You've been trying to contact me three times now (a long-ass reblog, a comment and now this ask) so I'm just gonna respond to it all here. And I'm gonna give you a REAL response, so that hopefully the rest of you asking me the same questions on repeat will read this."Dark humor is still humor."Beating the crap out of children is considered humor to some people. Those people are called "bullies". All the violence and insults is just one big joke to the bully, but it sure as hell ain't a joke to the kid getting picked on.Look, I don't have a problem with all dark humor. I can laugh at jokes about violence, sex and drugs, I don't take issue with those. I personally consider gross-out to be a really fucking shitty sense of humor, but if you want to laugh at grown men eating vomit, you can go ahead and laugh at that too. It's harmless.What I take issue with are all the "jokes" that are made at other people's expense. Insulting minorities, for example. A lot of his "jokes" are literally just saying an offensive slur with no other punchline than "lol i'm so offensive".People actually get really hurt by that kind of shit, and yet here you are, laughing at it and defending it. Yes, it's just humor to you, but it's not humor to all the minorities that he's "ironically" discriminating."If you don't like it let others enjoy it."Your humor involves around mocking people. I'm a part of some of the minorities that Joji is mocking. Your "humor" affects me on a personal level. And yes, you're allowed to enjoy it anyways, but I'm also allowed to call you a piece of shit for enjoying it.As long as you continue to laugh at jokes that are directly making fun of me and others like me, I'm gonna continue to make fun and laugh at you as well."Just don't do for real the things that this guy you hate does as a joke. It's way worse, ya'know."I'm literally doing exactly what he's doing, the only difference is that I'm targeting a fanbase instead of a minority. That original post? The one you all cry-typed about? Yeah, that was a joke, too. I mean not the fact that I hate Joji and his fans, that part is obviously true, but the "Go die" part was a deliberate attempt to be as over-the-top aggressive as possible for the sake of comedy, and my joke literally made people so angry that they had actual panic attacks. I'm not joking about that, an anon actually claimed I was giving people panic attacks.It's pretty funny to me. When Joji jokingly tells people to kill themselves, you all laugh at it and defend it as "dark humor", but when I jokingly tell YOU to kill yourself, suddenly I'm bullying defenseless teenagers and being a terrible person.Jeez, it's almost like the Filthy Frank fanbase are complete fucking hypocrites who get upset as soon as their own beloved "dark humor" is being directed at themselves.And to anyone who claims they felt suicidal because of my post, I'd like to remind you that you're losing your shit over getting insulted by a shitpost blog with 35 followers. Now imagine how it feels to get insulted like that by a guy with 4 million followers, and then you know why I hate him.(For the record, I'm not referring to you specifically here, I know you were one of the few people who didn't feel personally offended by my post. I'm just talking about your fanbase in general.)As a side note, I like how you wrote a fukin essay in your reblog about how it's wrong to hate on people and I should just live my life instead, and then you come here literally five minutes later BEGGING me to hate on you for lulz. So much for moving on, I guess.I generally don't hate on people personally unless they insult me first, so I wasn't actually gonna give you any hate. But since you want it so badly, here's a sarcastic compliment: Nice Five Nights at Freddy's and Undertale fanart. You have great interests.There, you're welcome.And on a final note, I've now given at least four very long explanations of why I dislike the guy and his fanbase, so please stop asking me. Writing these takes a while, so please just fukin read them instead of asking me over and over again. I mean, if a random shitpost blog's opinion really matters that fucking much to y'all.
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