#also kind of ended up looking like sanji is checking out luffy's ass??? not intentional but not mad about it lol

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Tried to capture some dynamic Straw Hat poses.

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Hello! I really like your stories they are amazing. I was wondering if you could write anything in which all the strawhat find out about Zoro and Nami being together and how they react to the news

LITTLE BITS AND PIECES OF HEAVEN

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

One-shot #: 15

Disclaimer: One Piece (and its characters) belongs to Eiichiro Oda-sensei.

Reminder: I have no beta-reader. Any grammatical and spelling errors are solely mine.

Warning: OOC possible. One shot.

Rating: M (Just to be safe)

Note: Since I took a really long time to finally finish this one-shot. I’ve decided to up the word count so it would suffice for the long wait. Hopefully.

Summary: It was just their damn luck that one of the damned doors literally opened and spilled their secret out.

Zoro grumpily poked at the dressing on his arm. 

Chopper had just finished stitching and bandaging the wound he got from an earlier run-in with the marines and had left him alone on the infirmary's bed.

Outside, he can hear his crew mates talking and laughing as they enjoy the day's dinner. He pondered on whether he would join them or just enjoy a good nap. 

He prodded at the dressing again irritably. Nami the witch had threatened to drag him by the ear if he didn’t get his stubborn ass inside the sick bay and let Chopper treat him.

When he adamantly refused to go… she stayed true to her threat before the reindeer decided to intervene.

Where the heck did she even get the strength to drag him? He was bigger and taller than her for crying out loud.

Zoro rubbed his still stinging ear while sulkily looking at the door leading to the galley. Maybe he should just nap. After all, Chopper strictly ordered him to stay clear of his weights or any activity that may re-open his wound.

But then again… like he was the kind to listen. Maybe he can…

“Don’t even think about it.” A voice whispered as dainty arms wrapped around his neck, hugging him from behind. The smell of mikans filled the air as Nami bent her head down to kiss his cheek.

Zoro raised an eyebrow as he looked back at her. She must’ve entered from the room’s back door.

The navigator rolled her eyes at his expression. “No one’s around,” she whispered, kissing his cheek again.

“That doesn’t mean you can do anything you like,” he pointed out earning a frown from her.

“Ass,” she muttered, loosening her hold on him. “Stop poking your wound Zoro!” She chastised, slapping his hand lightly.

He grunted and Nami opened her mouth to retort—but was stopped by Zoro’s hand suddenly grabbing the back of her head. With a smirk, he pushed her towards him so he can kiss her.

“Mmmm…” Nami hummed in response as she kissed back. She pulled away a little to gaze at him. “So I can’t do anything I like but you can, huh?” She cocked an eyebrow at him feigning annoyance.

Zoro grinned as he gave her a quick peck on her pouting lips. “Yes.” 

“Hmph!” She untangled herself from him and stood up straight. “How’s your wound?” 

“Better. Chopper didn’t need to patch it up.”

She narrowed her eyes at him. “I already told you, you can’t just sleep off every injury you get!”

“Like I’d die from a measly wound like this.”

“It could get infected! Honestly Zoro! Why are you so pig-headed when it comes to treatment?” Nami lowered her voice purposely while glancing towards the galley’s direction.

"Because I don't need it."

"Damn right you don't!"

"I'm fine Nami. I had worse!" 

"That doesn't mean you should continuously and recklessly get yourself wounded in every fight!" She hissed at him.

Zoro scratched his head. He didn't need to remind her that he only got the wound because he stepped in the way of a knife thrown at her by some pathetic marine in the skirmish earlier. “Nami stop nagging alright? That’s Chopper’s job already. I can only handle one.”

Nami placed both of her hands on her hips. “And what’s the girlfriend’s job when it comes to this huh?”

“I dunno… kiss the wounds to make them better?”

She paused. Then hit him on the head. “Idiot!”

“Oi!”

The mapmaker suddenly grasped his chin, bending down to kiss him hard on the mouth. 

“That’s the only place I’ll be kissing,” she huffed when she pulled away. “Talk about unhygienic!”

A low laugh escaped Zoro. "You can kiss it once it’s healed.”

Nami pinched his cheek. “Don’t get cocky.”

“Ite…”

She released him with a defeated sigh and reached out to touch the gauze on his bicep. “You got another scar to add to your collection.”

“Yeah… no thanks to you.” Zoro shifted to sit on the edge of the bed. 

The cat burglar worried her lower lip at that. Though she knows he was just teasing, she still can’t help but feel a tad bit guilty.

Zoro quietly observed the expression on her face. He took her hand to pull her closer to him, so she was now standing between his legs.

Nami smiled as his hands settled on her hips. She ran her own through his green hair. "Thanks for taking a knife for me," she leaned down to brush her lips against his.

"My pleasure," he whispered against her lips. "Don't beat yourself up about it."

"I won't," she replied with a haughty smile. "What's the use of having a formidable boyfriend like you after all?"

"That doesn't mean I get to be your human shield all the time," he said sarcastically.

"True, there's still Sanji-kun..." she grinned cheekily at him as a frown marred his features. His hold on her hips tightened at that but he didn't say anything. 

She gently, almost sensuously, trailed a finger along his jaw to somehow appease him. "Is Chopper keeping you here all night?"

A shark-like grin appeared on Zoro's face. "No."

Nami's mouth formed an 'oh’, as she flicked a glance at the galley’s door. They can hear their nakama chattering outside as random bursts of Luffy’s demands for food can be heard.

Thank Kami they are all preoccupied and noisy. They can steal some time alone for a few minutes.

She felt his hands roamed down to her thighs, immediately sliding underneath her pleated mini skirt.

“Stop that...” she purred, her fingers playing with ends of his hair as he stared at her with intense gray eye. “You can't use your injured arm for anything strenuous tonight," Nami teased when she felt his hands moving farther up. "Your wound might re-open."

Zoro scoffed at that. Then the corner of his lips twitched up as he gazed at her amusedly. "I'm left-handed Nami," he insinuated, grabbing her backside and pulling her to him. 

"Still no," she said with a small laugh, even if she pressed her body closer to his half-naked one. His fingers were already toying with the hem of her lacy underwear. "Not until you heal."

With an arrogant grin, he quickly stood up, towering over her. "Can you stop me?" Zoro asked, looking too devilish for her taste. His one eye bored straight into hers, challenging her. 

The navigator bit her lip. Of course she can’t. Or better yet, she won’t.

Without another word Zoro hoisted her up. Just high enough to make her wrap her legs around him.

“Zoro…” she murmured, arms going around his neck. She understood his intention of course. "Head towards that direction," she pointed at the door leading to the back of the ship, knowing his tendency to get lost even with her instructions.

"I know that!"

Nami ignored that and just captured his lips with hers. He kissed her back with the same ferocity she was lavishing him. It barely registered to her that he was already moving towards the exit. 

Then the door suddenly banged opened.

"Hey Zoro!" Usopp yelled. “Sanji’s asking if —"

The sniper’s voice trailed off as he gaped at his two friends—who froze at his intrusion—locked in a... in a kind of embrace he never thought possible between one Nami and one Roronoa Zoro. 

Usopp blinked twice. Then he bowed down. “Sumimasen!” He shouted before pulling the door close again.

Then he spun around stiffly to walk away from the infirmary and from what he saw. 

Much to his surprise (and immense relief), his crew mates were all staring at the room behind him in astonishment. They all halted in the middle of either eating or leaving the galley—frozen in the very same manner as the other two inside the sick bay. 

"U-Usopp?" 

Chopper managed to breathe out after a few seconds. The reindeer's eyes were wide. He was following Usopp to check on Zoro.

Usopp stared at the doctor. “Did you see that?”

“Yes…”

He then lifted his eyes to look at his friends. “Uhh… you guys… saw that too right?”

No one answered. Shuffling sounds and muffled voices can be heard coming from inside the treatment room. 

“And there is absolutely nothing wrong with my eyes? Nor am I hallucinating?” Usopp continued as the Straw Hats remained silent. 

Sanji peered from behind the kitchen counter. "Oi, what are you prattling on about Usopp?" 

"Uhm..."

“A-Ano, Usopp-san," Brook spoke at last, raising one bony hand. "I don't think you're hallucinating. I also saw something even if I don’t have any eyes to see, yohohoho!”

“Finally!” Usopp threw his hands up in relief.

Sanji muttered a saw what? with an intrigued look visible on his face. Everyone seemed distracted about something. Even Luffy was chewing slowly with a thoughtful look on his face.

“Aaw!" Franky hollered. "That was, uh, how should I say this…"

“Surprising?” Robin offered.

“Yeah! Supeeer!” The cyborg nodded.

“Hmm... but rather expected.” The archaeologist said with an enigmatic smile.

Usopp stared at Robin incredulously. “Expected? Really? Those two?" Pointing at the door behind him with his thumb. "Aren’t they mortal enemies? Polar opposites of each other? Always at each other's throats?" 

“Well… from what we saw, they are in each other’s throats.” Franky casually pointed out, shrugging his massive shoulders.

"Wait," Sanji stepped out of the kitchen to join them at the dining area. "What exactly is going on? What are you guys talking about?" 

Usopp swallowed thickly. Like he will be the one to break the news to their neurotic chef. 

“Ne, minna,” Luffy suddenly spoke up, tilting his head to one side. "Are they... kissing?" His voice dropped down in a hush.

Sanji's head immediately whipped towards their captain.

Chopper bounded towards Luffy, grabbing at the hem of his shorts. "They are Luffy!"

Luffy made a disgusted face. "Why would they want to do that?" 

In a blink of an eye, the cook was all over the younger boy’s face snarling. "Who‘s kissing sencho?" 

Luffy stiffened at that and pursed his lips, looking away. As much as he is a bit slow on the uptake... the devil fruit user knows when danger is looming in. 

"Who is kissing sencho, huh?" Sanji repeated; stressing each word carefully as he clutched the front of Luffy's shirt tightly. His face drew nearer the rubber man’s.  

"Sanji kowai!" Chopper cried as he dashed towards Robin to hide—in the wrong way, of course—behind her leg. Robin reached down to pat the reindeer's head to comfort him.

The three older Mugiwaras exchange subtle glances. Sanji will definitely go berserk once he finds out who they are talking about.

They all simultaneously eyed Usopp, who shook his head violently and pointed at Luffy. 

Beads of perspiration appeared on Luffy’s forehead as he persistently refused to look at the blond. Sanji glanced around, feeling dread settle in the pit of his stomach. Nobody answered his question.

He mentally counted all those present inside the galley. 

Sudden realization dawned onto him. Two of his crew mates were missing. He knows Zoro is still inside the infirmary and his lovely Nami-swan is...

With a growl, he released Luffy and turned towards the treatment room. Usopp trembled as blazing, blue eyes nailed him on the spot. 

Holy shit!

He swallowed heavily as the chef slowly stalked towards the infirmary looking out for blood.

Usopp whirled around and pounded at the door. “Uh guys! Guys! I just thought you should know that Sanji is about to diable jambe his way through this door! Eeep!”

The door suddenly swung open and Usopp stumbled inside… right into Zoro’s chest. He clung at the tall lad’s green garb to prevent himself from falling face first on the floor.

“Oi!”

“Oh you’re decent now Zoro?” Usopp observed, recalling what he witnessed earlier. His eyes met the swordsman’s glaring one. He grinned sheepishly before shrinking back a bit after looking at Nami’s annoyed ones.

“Just so you two also know... we all saw that.” He whimpered before scrambling behind the katana wielder. 

Nami and Zoro exchange agitated looks.

"I'm blaming you for this Zoro," Nami growled out, smacking him on the shoulder. 

"Hey!"

"I already told you, the other door." The navigator groaned, gesturing at the door at the other end of the room. "That door! I even pointed it out!" 

"It's not my fault your instructions are confusing wo—"  

"Oi marimo," Sanji interrupted in an ice-cold tone as he stood near the doorway. One of his legs was starting to flare up. "What the hell are you doing to Nami-san?"

"None of your business shit-cook,” Zoro snarled in a dangerous tone.

Behind him Usopp shivered. There was something different about the way the two men faced off each other.  

His eyes met Nami’s as Zoro and Sanji continued to stare each other down.

The girl looked confused. "Wait... what does Sanji-kun mean? I thought you said all? Did he not saw it too?" She hissed at the sharp-shooter.

“Uhh… no. If he did, then he would’ve already busted through that door to murder your boyfriend.”

“NANI?!” Sanji spat out viciously. “Boyfriend?!” There was a sound of explosion as the cook burst into anger-ridden flames. “MA-RI-MOOOO!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!”

Zoro stepped out of the infirmary. “Really? Then come here cook. I’d like to see you try.”

“Ah. Sanji-san’s burning too brightly.” Brook remarked as they watched the mayhem unfolding.

“Too brightly he just might burn down the Sunny.” Robin commented calmly.  

“Oi don’t you go damaging Sunny!” Franky warned, sensing the brewing clash between the two. “If you want to fight, take it outside alright?”

Nami exhaled sharply as she rubbed a finger against her temple. Things just got way out of hand.

Her brown eyes settled on Zoro, who was now looking downright pissed. She knows how he doesn’t like other people prying into their private business, which is why they kept what’s between them behind closed doors.

It was just their damn luck that one of the damned doors literally opened and spilled their secret out. No thanks to Usopp.

Zoro unexpectedly let out an infuriated sigh while scratching his head. “Well, no use hiding it anymore I guess,” he muttered in an annoyed tone.

She perked up at that. "You mean…” she raised an eyebrow at him.  “Are you ok with that?"

The former pirate hunter looked like he was thinking, then he shrugged. "I'll live. Besides,” he looked back at Nami. “We can't really lie our way out of what they saw right?"

"Well..." Nami's brown eyes skimmed over the faces of their friends, who were watching them with expectant looks on their faces. All except Sanji who was still blazing with fury, spewing out expletives and probably death threats to Zoro in a language no one can understand. 

“How bad do you think it will be?” The corner of Zoro’s lips quirked up as he ask her that question.

The cat burglar smiled, stepping beside him. If he was ok with revealing their relationship, then all the more she is. “Nothing we couldn’t handle.”

Usopp suddenly raised a hand from behind them. “I’m all for it too guys! So out with it!” 

The two scariest members of the Mugiwara crew glowered at him and Usopp cowered. 

“A-and j-ju-just to be clear,” he stuttered. “Even if I’m a bit weirded out with all this and I don’t know which is scarier, you two biting each other’s head off or you two actually teaming up to bite someone’s head off… I’m ok with your relationship guys!”

“KUSO!!!” Sanji bellowed when he heard that. “I will kill you next shitty sniper!”

“Eeeep!!!”

“Ara…” Robin spoke from somewhere behind Sanji. “So you two are finally going to make it official?”

“Hmmm… you sound like you know Robin-san?” Brook queried.

“Seems pretty obvious to me.”

“Aah! I somehow agree.” The musician nodded.

Nami blew at her bangs exasperatedly. She should’ve expected that Robin would have an inkling somehow. “Like we have a choice,” she said wryly. “Zoro?”

Zoro dipped his head in agreement. His lone eye strayed at each crew member’s face before settling at the still blazing and snarling cook and then at their captain. “We are together,” he announced curtly.

Sanji let out a painful howl loud enough for all the New World to hear as the flames surrounding him exploded.

“Marimo kusoooooo!!!”

“Whoa! Sugoi!” Chopper whispered from his hiding place. “Sanji’s burning brighter than ever!”

Luffy held the swordsman’s gaze, studying him for a moment. “Is that why you’re kissing her?”

“… Yeah.”

At the word ‘kissing’, more profanities came out of Sanji’s mouth, viler than ever as the flames surrounding him intensified.

Luffy folded his arms across his chest then stuck his tongue out, looking disgusted. “Why would you want to do that Zoro? That’s nasty!”

Zoro jerked back in surprise.

“You are exchanging spit. How gross is that?”

A vein popped on Zoro’s forehead as everybody’s jaw dropped open at their ever childlike captain.

“Temee...”

“Aho!” Nami shouted angrily at Luffy as Usopp shook his head disbelievingly. “Like you’re the one to talk about nasty and gross. Do not make me hit you!”

Luffy jumped back, making sure he was far from Nami’s reach, even if the orange-haired woman was on the other end of the room.  

Chopper watched the scene unfolding before him from behind Robin’s leg. “I think it’s great!” He shyly declared.

“Hmm? Chopper?” Robin smiled fondly at the doctor. “You mean you are ok with Zoro and Nami being together?”

Nami quirked an eyebrow at him. “Really Chopper?”

The blue-nosed reindeer nodded. “Yes! I think it’s really cool!”

“Why thank you Chop—”  

“You two are both scary,” Chopper continued. “You’re perfect for each other!!” He confidently, innocently stated while still looking at them with eyes twinkling in admiration.

There was a pause as his words sunk in.

“WHAT PART OF ME IS SCARY CHOPPER?!” Nami thundered as Chopper blanched and hid behind Robin’s leg again.

Franky shook his head, pitying the poor little guy. “Why would you even say that?”

“But…” Chopper sniffled.

“Nami-saaan!” Sanji wailed suddenly. “Nami-saaan!”

“Oh great,” Usopp groaned from behind Zoro. “He’s crying harder than when we met the mermaids in Fishman Island.”

“Sanji-kun?”

“Why Nami-san? Whyyy?!” He sobbed loudly, the flames around him still burning intensely.

Nami lifted her hands in mock-surrender. “Matte… Sanji-kun…”

Zoro shoved a pinky in his ear looking irritated. “Aho.”

“Urusei shitty swordsman!!!” Sanji roared and he continued yowling a string of curses all directed to his now—officially—love rival.

“Aww!” Franky hollered above the blond’s continuous outburst. “But honestly! This is supeeer! And here I thought you and swords-bro are gonna lie your way out of that."

Nami sighed as she watched the bawling chef. "Maybe we should have…" she glanced at Zoro, who tsk-ed. 

"Girlie, we all saw you two with your tongues down each other’s throat," Franky deadpanned. "Unless you are trying to resuscitate each other, I don't think we'll be able to believe whatever it is you're going to say."

"Language Franky," Robin reminded him that there are still young-ish minds around them.

“Ooops! Sorry.”

“Well,” Robin stood up. “Congratulations are in order then, Nami, Zoro. I guess no more sneaking and slinking around the Sunny at odd hours.”

“So she does know,” Zoro grumbled. “Figures.”

“Well it is Robin after all.” Usopp mumbled. “You know? Eyes and ears and sometimes herself, everywhere.”

“Hnnn…”

Brook peeked from behind Sanji, completely unaffected by the blond chef’s absurd fire. “Congratulations Nami-san, Zoro-san,” he sang aloud. “Though I believe this will happen sooner or later. Maybe for the last time Nami-san can show...”

“No,” Zoro’s growl promised extreme pain at the perverted skeleton.

“I was just kidding Zoro-san.”

“Why is everyone ok with this?!” Sanji sobbed-yelled. “I am not ok with this! I vehemently object!”

“As expected...” Usopp exhaled wearily.

“Like I care about your opinion,” Zoro muttered. 

“Shut up grass-head! Grrrrrrrr! The captain still has a say to this!” Sanji shouted at him.

At that everyone shifted their gazes at Luffy who was unexpectedly silent.

He looked like he was lost in his thoughts. A hush settled on them as they waited for their captain to say something. Even Sanji stopped burning and started waiting. 

“I don’t know guys…” Luffy finally said.

“Luffy?” Nami shared a worried glance with Zoro. She unconsciously reached out for his hand. 

Sanji smirked at the green-haired Supernova. “Oh! How about it? Looks like our captain’s gonna say no.” 

“Hmph! You’re the only one who says no.”

“I hate you shitty marimo!” Then the color drained from his face when he saw their hands. “LET GO OF NAMI-SAN!!!”

Luffy strode towards them, staring at their joined hands. His eyes met Zoro’s gray one. “Are you sure about this Zoro?” He asked in a serious tone.

Zoro met his captain’s stare directly. “Yes.”

The younger man folded his arms across his chest. “You are really brave Zoro,” Luffy said with a nod. “Really, really brave.”

Everyone waited with bated breath to hear their captain’s decision.

“Aren’t you afraid of her? Nami can be really scary you know!”

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT AHO SENCHO??!!" Nami exploded, her fists colliding with Luffy’s head.

“Itaiiiii!” 

The whole crew, except Robin, cringed at that.

“Point,” Usopp whispered. “Gosh he is so right!”

“I heard you Usopp!” Nami whirled around and glowered at him.  

“Zoro!” The sniper shrieked, automatically taking a step behind the swordsman.

“Nami,” Zoro said in a firm tone as he reached for her hand this time. He squeezed it; a silent request for her to calm down and deal with the matter on hand first.

And also to stop her from beating the crap out of their captain and sniper.

Nami conceded but not without a pout. Zoro was right. They had to know what Luffy’s opinion about their relationship is first. She looked at him with a hint of apprehension in her chocolate-colored eyes.

He gave her a small, reassuring smile. 

“Are you ok with this captain?” Zoro asked the straw-hat wearing lad who’s currently nursing a bump on his head.

“No he’s not.” Sanji answered.

“Shut up aho cook.”

“Make me muscle-head!”

The captain pouted, still rubbing his head. He looked at his two friends, their joined hands and their somehow uneasy faces. Zoro and Nami were the first ones to join his crew, the first ones to join him in his adventure. They may be at odds with each other most of the time but he knows that deep down they genuinely cared for each other. And they may not admit it, but he also knows how loyal they are to each other… the way they are both loyal to him and to their crew.

Now they are asking him, if they can pursue their relationship. If he will allow them to pursue it.

“Shishishi!” he suddenly laughed, clutching the straw hat he’s wearing on his head.

It was stupid. Why wouldn’t he?

He gave them a wide grin. “Of course I am!”

“Luffy!” Nami squealed, heart swelling with too much happiness as the others smiled at their captain’s answer.

Luffy turned to Zoro. “As long as you promise to protect Nami’s smile just like I did!”

Zoro grinned. “Yakusoku sencho.”

“Shishishi!”

“And as long as Nami promises to never let you get lost Zoro!”

“I don’t get lost Luffy!”

Nami laughed. “I promise captain! We couldn’t risk losing one of our best fighters right?”

“This calls for a celebration!” Luffy shouted enthusiastically as the others cheered and hooted.

Nami tugged lightly at Zoro’s hand. “You heard that Zoro?” She asked in a subtle tone amidst the noises their nakama were making.

Zoro grimaced when he saw that devious look on her face. The one that usually means trouble for him. “I did. And I get the feeling that I’m going to regret it.” He grumbled as Nami beamed at him.

He returned her smile. They made it past one major hurdle after another. They were able to finally tell their crew about them and got Luffy’s approval as well.

He brought her hand to his lips to kiss it.

“Oi Sanji! Make some meat! Lots and lots of meat!” Luffy pumped his fists into the air exuberantly. “Let’s celebrate!”

“You shitty captain! You gave them your blessings!" Sanji thundered, as tears streamed down his face. "Nami-san! Nami-san!” He cried as he flung himself on the navigator.

“Eeh? Sanji-kun,” Nami took a step back when the chef tried to wrap his arms around her.  

“Nami-san!!!”

“Shit cook!” Zoro growled, shoving a hand on Sanji’s face before he can even touch Nami. “Hands off.”

“YOU get YOUR hands off Nami-san!!!”

"The one damn good thing about admitting this is that I finally get to tell you to BACK OFF!” Zoro shoved the cook away, stepping in front of the navigator. “Keep a one-mile radius away from her.”

“Damn you! As if that's possible! We are on a damn ship aho kenshin!”

“Oi Sanji!” Luffy yelled boisterously. “Let’s celebrate! Aren’t you happy for them?”

“NO!!! Only you would think that this is worth celebrating!”

"But if it makes Zoro and Nami happy, then I’m all for it,” Luffy said defiantly.

“I refuse to celebrate that asshole marimo’s  happiness!!!" 

“But… this calls for a feast. Captain’s order!”  

"I don't care even if the devil himself orders it!" 

“Quit bellyaching swirly,” Zoro groused. “It’s damn irritating!”

"NANI?!!!"

Nami rubbed a hand on her temple again as Sanji started bickering with Zoro. Between Robin's soft giggles, Franky and Brooks' laughters, Usopp and Chopper joining Luffy's chants of 'feast' and 'food'... she can feel a headache coming down.

"Oi Sanji!" Luffy whined getting impatient that their chef refused to prepare a feast for them. “Don’t you care about Nami’s happiness?”

That put a stop to all the noises and ruckus. The Mugiwaras all gaped Luffy. He just unwittingly used a psychological attack to make the cook bend.

It looked and felt like a ton of bricks hit Sanji everywhere as his mouth hung open in shock. His whole body trembled and he turned away from Luffy.

Of course he's all for Nami-san’s happiness. It’s the idiot moss-head that he doesn’t care about!

He immediately twirled around, kneeling in front of the surprised navigator. “My Nami-swaaan! My sweet mellorine! Of course I’ll do anything for you! Anything that makes you happy, makes me happy as well!”

Even if it's that second-rate swordsman.

It was just his tough luck that his angel had fallen for the uncouth, muscle-brained, useless marimo.

Sanji stood up tall and proud. “I hear you captain. I will prepare a feast. To celebrate their,” he glared daggers at Zoro. “Love. For. Each. Other.” He punctuated each word through gritted teeth.

“I will make all your favorites my love!" With that the cook headed towards the kitchen as Luffy followed him, cheering excitedly.

“What are the chances that we will have a stomachache after eating this feast?” Usopp whispered at Chopper.

“Chances are very high Usopp-san.” Brook answered as Chopper nodded. “Even if I don’t have any stomach to ache. Yohohoh!”

"Is the food gonna be ok?" Franky asked in a hushed tone. "I've got a feeling it would be bland... you know."

Robin placed a chin under her hand contemplatively. "Sanji's a great chef. I'm sure the food wouldn't get affected by his heart getting broken." 

Everyone looked at Robin with wry expressions.

“If our food doesn’t taste good in the next few days, I’m blaming Zoro and Nami for it.” Usopp stated with a nod.

“Oi,” Zoro protested as Nami clonked the curly-haired lad on the head.

The chef suddenly stopped when reached the kitchen counter and Luffy smashed into his back. Sanji wasn’t even fazed as his eyes zeroed in on Zoro, who in turn narrowed his lone one at the blond.

“I’ll make all your favorites too, marimo.” Sanji said in a surprisingly pleasant tone that he never, ever used when talking to Zoro.

The blond smile. But there was an unmistakably, purely evil look in his eyes that was worth noting.

“Enjoy!”

They all stared at Zoro as Usopp gasped when a horrifying thought struck to him.

"Good freaking Kami! He's gonna poison you!"