Imagine that you're Dulcinea, for a hot second here. Because your house is so fucked up you were born with fuckin super cancer. You're going to die before you're 30.
Then you receive a letter stating that the emperor needs lyctors. You have a chance to not die. You obviously take it. But then, some fucking bitch you've never seen before shows up, kills your Cavalier in the blink of an eye, and then starts grilling you about your life.
You know this crazy lady is going to kill you, you know she's going to take your place otherwise she wouldn't be asking all these questions.
So you lie through your fuckin teeth, you tell her the most fanciful bullshit about yourself, you don't even mention your on-again off again penpal lover.
She kills you. You're dead.
Then you... Aren't? You're in a building you've never seen before, surrounded by people you don't know, but they seem to know you. Also Pro is here but you know that he's dead so... Wtf?
But you still go along with it because you're an absolute badass.
Then people are getting murdered, shit gets real, you don't understand, but you're here anyway. And it all feels wrong.
And the wrong is all centered on the angry little goth nunlet. So, naturally, once the mystery is tidied up nicely, you stay behind a little longer than you should to tell her something.
Something important.
Then you fuck off back to the afterlife.
Can I just say? Dulcinea is a total bad bitch queen and I love her? She fooled Cytherea so good. And she's horny for revenge.
Rest easy my love 💖
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the secret of us | oscar piastri
summary: after you break up with your boyfriend you start getting closer with a certain mclaren driver, but you’re afraid of what people might say about your new relationship
fc: dina denoire
warnings: ex!age gap, some ugly comments
request: here
a/n: this request is so perfect because gracie has been my hiperfixation since she released her album so i’m dying to write about her songs! also, i chose carlos for the ex since you said you didn’t mind, anything else i hope you like it <3
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yourusername vroom vroom 🏎
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username the queen is back at the paddock
username i hope you know i’m in love with you
username so beautifuuuul 💗
carlossainz55 hermosa🥰 (beautiful) (liked by yourusername)
username the best wag fr
username face tutorial!
username gorgeous girl 🥵
username stunning 😩
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carlossainz55 not a bad start to the season 🏆
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username last picture goes craaazy
username well deserved podium👏🏽
username carlos in his villain era 😈
yourusername who’s that smooth operator 👀
carlossainz55 🤭
username go king !!!
username calos we can be world champions‼️
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yourusername tourist mode: on 🇮🇹🍝
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username ugh her !!!
username so gorgeous
bffusername prettiest girl in italy (liked by yourusername)
username did she and carlos broke up?
username ???? why?
username idk she hasn’t been to any gp’s lately and they don’t like or comment on each other posts like they used to
username they also haven’t been seen with each other since the beginning of the year
username they still follow each other tho so idk
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f1wags y/n y/l/n recently with her friends clubbing in milan
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username she looks so fun 🤩
username does this mean she isn’t going to this weekend’s race either? :(
f1wags doesn’t seem like it since she’s still in italy
username breakup rumors getting louder by the second
username oscar randomly liking this post then unliking? 😭
username he got caught lurking 👀
username if yn and carlos really broke up i’m gonna stop believing in love
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yourusername babylon lovers hangin' lifetimes on a vine
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username oh no
username 💔💔💔
username wtf does that even mean 😭
username well, taylor wrote it so, you’re probably gonna have to google the meaning
francisca.cgomes face card 🤑
yourusername yours!!!
username omg this song with that specific lyric 😩
username they broke up broke up :(
username hot take but this is probably for the better?? their age gap was weird anyway
username get out of here
username no because who looks like that after a break up 😭
username right??? like she seriously has to be the prettiest woman ever
username guys they unfollowed each other i’m not okay !!!
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yourusername i missed this place 🏁 thank you so much mclaren for having me🧡
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username OMG???
username last thing i ever expected was seeing yn as a mclaren girlie ???
username no cause she has always been the ferrari it girl this gave me whiplash
username never beating the prettiest girl allegations
mclaren it was so nice to have you yn🧡 (liked by yourusername)
francisca.cgomes next time you’re coming to alpine with me!
lilymhe no no no, williams next💙
yourusername i’ll go to every garage at this point 🤣
username the way carlos was at the podium and she didn’t even glance at him once 😭
username and then she was photographed talking to charles and alex 😭😭
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yourusername i enjoy walking camden market in the afternoon☕️
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username yn in her london boy era ???
username and who is the london boy? 🤨
username i just know the breakup did her good she’s glowinggg
username yn in london is all the content i need
bffusername find me a british husband while you’re there
yourusername already networking!
username so pretty💞
username and they call her the it girl
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oscarpiastri london for the weekend🍵
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username he’s sooo boyfriend coded
username last pic made me feel woman things
username omg not him lowkey matching with yn🤭
username first two pics AND both in london⁉️
username coincidence??? or could they be…
username weird way to ask me to marry you but okay
landonorris london boy😎
oscarpiastri not you too🙄
username “you too” ???
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yourusername we’re happy free confused and lonely in the best way ❤️
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username when you’re in a swiftie competition and your opponent is yn
alexandrasaintmleux happy birthday my yn💞
lilymhe happy happy birthday love💘
bffusername 22 years being the prettiest, coolest and kindest soul in the planet🤍
username i can’t believe she’s 22 😭
francisca.cgomes i don’t know about you🫵🏽 but tonight we’re going drinking
charles_leclerc happy birthday, yn!
flavy.barla happy birthday prettyyy💗
landonorris happy bday🥳
oscarpiastri happy birthday🤍
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f1gossip ex-wag y/n y/l/n celebrating her birthday party with her friends and allegedly oscar piastri
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username last thing i expected was to see lando and oscar celebrating yn’s birthday
username 2ND PIC??? 🤭🤭
username they’re so hot
username oscar and yn together was not on my 2024 bingo card
username homie hopper
username are carlos and oscar even friends? 🤣
username i’m sooo invested in this couple
username oscar being always on her likes makes so much sense now
username my man was WAITING for her and carlos to break up to shoot his shot
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yourusername so happy to be back at the mclaren garage this weekend 🧡 best birthday present
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username and she was on oscar’s side of the garage🥹
username petition for mclaren to invite yn to every grand prix (liked by yourusername)
username it still feels weird to see her at mclaren and not ferrari but i’m so happy she’s still going to the races 💕
username am i the only one who finds it weird that she moved on from carlos to oscar that fast?
username yes
username she wants to be a wag so bad 🤣
username or maybe !!! just maybe !!! she’s just living her life and happened to meet a guy she likes who also happens to be a driver, mhhh 🤔
username the way they’re not even official 😭😭 y’all are making up things where there aren’t
oscarpiastri so my present was not the best? 🤨
yourusername close second!
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f1wags oscar piastri and y/n y/l/n at the grand prix’s after party
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username cute!
username awww they look good together 🥰
username OSCAR CAN YOU FIGHT
username i don’t understand why people glorify yn so much like she’s clearly a grid bunny it’s gross
username yeah the only reason she’s famous is because she dated a famous guy
username oscar deserves better
username i like them together 💞 they seem happy
username someone needs to save oscar from her 🤮
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oscarpiastri monaco sight-seeing💐
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username well good morning to you too oscar piastri
username how did he bag a baddie like yn 😭
username by being socially awkward i assume
username forget him i want HER
username he’s really committed to the carlos hate train huh
username adopt me! i can be the fly on the wall!
username yn is stunning 😍
username the only couple ever
yourusername 🥰🥰🥰
oscarpiastri ❤️
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I was reading the Attack of the Clone's script for *research* purposes, and it's been a while since I've seen the full movie but:
OBI-WAN: You look tired.
ANAKIN: I don't sleep well, anymore.
OBI-WAN: Because of your mother?
ANAKIN: I don't know why I keep dreaming About her now. I haven't seen her since I was little.
OBI-WAN: Dreams pass in time.
ANAKIN: I'd rather dream of Padmé. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating.
OBI-WAN: Mind your thoughts, Anakin, they betray you. You've made a commitment to the Jedi order... a commitment not easily broken... and don't forget she's a politician. They're not to be trusted.
Literally I will never be able to take the "Obi-Wan is so mean he didn't let Anakin go find his mother" argument seriously ever again. On a purely factual level, there's not a single indication Anakin told Obi-Wan his dreams showed him his mother was in danger or that he thought they were dreams from the Force. Anakin says himself that he doesn't know why he's dreaming of her, which makes Obiwan's "Dreams pass in time," so incredibly reasonable.
Wait wait wait let me update the language to the *pretentious voice* modern parlance. It'll be like a Shakespere "translation." Here we go:
Obi-Wan: you look tired
Anakin: I haven't been sleeping well
Obi-Wan: Cuz of your dreams?
Anakin: Yeah I've been randomly having dreams about my mom all of a sudden.
Obi-Wan: They'll probably go away if you wait a bit. Brains are weird like that sometimes.
…
The only evidence Obi-Wan might have to the danger point is that the dreams are disrupting Anakin's sleep. But Obiwan is the one to bring up the dreams, in context of them disrupting Anakin's sleep. If Anakin was looking for an opening, that was it.
But way more importantly to me currently is the fact that Anakin transitions out of talking about his mother by going "I'd rather dream of Padmé. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating."
Wtf anakin??? Who says that??? Let alone to their brother-dad???
He seriously goes from talking about his dreams of his mother to how his crush that he's known for a couple days total at this point is really hot, and people expect me to believe that Obi-Wan was supposed to divine from this conversation that they needed to immediately run halfway across the galaxy to prevent imminent disaster?????
Let me continue my translation:
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Anakin: I'd rather dream about having sex with Padmé. She's so hot and pretty and nice
Obi-Wan: Anakin remember how the beliefs you've been committed to for the past ten years are maybe important to you? Also politicians are generally corrupt, we eat the rich in this household.
This is a fanfic type miscommunication plot at best, except for some reason people act like Anakin isn't being about as clear as mud.
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cat’s out of the bag | c.l.
social media au
synopsis: in which people find out about you
my masterlist
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f1gossippofficial F1 driver Charles Leclerc was seen locking lips with a mystery brunette last night while in Monaco? Is there a new woman in the driver's life, 2 years after split from former girlfriend Charlotte Siné?
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user this was not on my list of things I expected to see today
user1 if he's happy, i'm happy for him as well!!
user same here
user2 who is she????
f0rmula1wags we think it might be y/n y/l/n!!! she's been friends with the Leclerc family for a long time and it is reported her and Charles got close over the last couple of months!
user2 omg i'm so happy for him 😭😭
user3 such a shame, i loved him with cha
user4 we all did, but just because they didn't work out doesn't mean we can't be happy for him if he's found someone else
user2 user4 true that!!
yourbff 😋
user3 UM HELLLOOOOO?????? YOURBFF?????
user4 THIS IS THE CONFIRMATION WE NEEDED
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yourinsta looking good, living even better (soft-launching shit)
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yourbff BEING THIS GORGEOUS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL🤯🤯🤯🤯❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
yourinsta i love you !!! come visit soon !! ❤️❤️
yourbff i will!! gotta meet that bf of yours 😩😩
yourinsta 😏💛
user1 we all agree this is y/n soft-launching charles, right?
user2 agreed
user3 agreed
user4 hell yeah
user5 it's so obvious
francisca.cgomes you're gorgeous !! we need to hang out soon <3
yourinsta we do !! i can't wait to see you !! ❤️
user4 you're hanging out with Charles' best friend's girlfriend and want us to think you're not dating? gurl 🥲🥲
charles_leclerc you're beautiful, bella ❤️
yourinsta thank you charlie ❤️
yourmother i miss you two!! visit soon!
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yourinsta we will !! ❤️
leclerc_pascale ma belle fille 😍😇 (my beautiful girl)
yourinsta ❤️❤️
user6 charles literally liked her mother's comment and they really want us to think they're not dating
user7 she is actually gorgeous like wtf
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charles_leclerc they also call me charles lewink 😉
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yourinsta damn
charles_leclerc 😌
leclerc_pascale je t'aime, mon amour ❤️ (i love you, my love)
charles_leclerc je t'aime aussi, maman!!! tu me manques 🥺❤️ (i love you too, mum! i miss you)
carlossainz55 this is the best kept secret ever for you
charles_leclerc she would murder me otherwise
carlossainz55 she does have a point, you run your mouth too much sometimes
charles_leclerc don't bully me
carlossainz55 just stating facts
arthur_leclerc you look decent 👍🏻
charles_leclerc thank you brother. that's the first nice thing you've said about me all year
arthur_leclerc not my fault she's better than you
charles_leclerc can't argue with that
scuderiaferrari ❤️
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user1 there is no way in hell that's not y/n
user2 they look kinda cute together. i dig
pierregasly kika is driving me crazy about going on a double date?
charles_leclerc let me ask the boss
francisca.cgomes pierregasly 😐
charles_leclerc she said yes. granted you get out of the dog house by then
francisca.cgomes i'm not promising anything
pierregasly i'm sorry baby😭😭
user3 they're toying with us at this point
user4 oh, to be y/n 😮💨
user5 to be y/n? more like to be charles. she's gorgeous, she's kind, she's literally perfect
user3 facts
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charles_leclerc & yourinsta us ❤️
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leclerc_pascale vous êtes parfaits l'un pour l'autre !❤️ (you are perfect for each other)
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yourinsta nous t'aimons, maman! ❤️❤️ (we love you, mum)
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arthur_leclerc he's more sufferable thanks to you
yourinsta it's called the girlfriend effect
charles_leclerc i didn't know this was bully charles time
yourinsta i'm sorry, mon coeur. i love you ❤️
user1 WE KNEW IT
user2 PARENTS. AAAHHHHHHH
user3 they are more beautiful together than i imagined
francisca.cgomes ❤️❤️❤️
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pierregasly you can finally stop driving me crazy with this
charles_leclerc i did not drive you crazy
pierregasly tell that to my sanity
user4 not Pierre roasting Charles 😭😭😭😭
landonorris you two make me sick
yourinsta awwww, is someone jealous?
landonorris as if
yourinsta i could set you up with one of my friends
landonorris don't toy with my feelings, woman
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yourinsta my man ❤️
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charles_leclerc you make me the happiest I've ever been❤️
yourinsta charlieeeeee, you're gonna make me cry 😭😭❤️
charles_leclerc noo, don't cry mon amour, come cuddle
yourinsta omw❤️
landonorris you two are disgusting
yourinsta says the guy who can't get a girlfriend
landonorris ouch, that hurt
yourinsta you had that one coming
user1 ugh she is so lucky, look at him 😭😭
user2 MY PARENTS
alex_albon i'm actually surprised you've kept it a secret for so long
yourinsta no thanks to charlie, he nearly blew our cover at least 20 times
charles_leclerc i think you're exaggerating the number a little bit
yourinsta no i'm not
charles_leclerc ok ma'am
user3 HAHHA THE POWER Y/N HAS OVER CHARLES HAHAHAH
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user4 i cannot wait to see her at another GP
yourinsta i'll be at every GP once the season starts again !! ❤️
user4 OMG MOTHER IN THE PADDOCK 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️
lilymhe you make me and alex look bad
yourinsta noooo, you're perfect
charles_leclerc not more perfect than we are
alex_albon keep dreaming, eclair
user5 alex and charles bickering in the comments <3
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