#also this post is a joke obviously

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))

[philsbrownquiff]

Guys, Phil is 37…. Debating if they’ll have kids or not is pointless he’s already too old to be getting pregnant without complications (geriatric pregnancy starts at 35), not to mention his health problems. Like Dan should’ve knocked him up years ago, they’re really past the point of no return. Sorry about it but they’re not stupid, they would’ve already done it if they were gonna

[rainedroptalks]

What is it with fantasy high and girls dying before their lives ever began. How we can never really know who they are, or who they could’ve been. Brennan Lee Mulligan I will find you

[deoidesign]

Hm... I'm feeling benevolent...

[chuuyascumsock]

Whoever asked for more Milf/Dilf Reader x Characters— what about the Gilfs?

What about Gojo telling you “I’m going to fuck this pussy/ass so hard it’s going to cremate”?

What about Tojo only being in it for the life insurance and calls you his “little hag”?

What about Geto already planning on finding places that will euthanize you because he thinks the elderly needs to be put down after 60?

What about Nanami being there because in order to be a Boy Scout leader he needs to get his “helping the elderly” badge?

What about Choso who needs someone to make him milk and cookies and knit him ugly Christmas sweaters?

What about Sukuna planning on having you burned at the stake because it’s tradition back in his day to light the respected elders on fire to sacrifice for the people? (He just wants to see someone on fire.)

[wisecrackingeric-2]

You know you wanna vote for him. You wanna vote for him sooooo badly. That man is on twitter and twitch BEGGING to win. You wouldn’t let Joe Hills down, would you?

Also my partner described him as “looking like what an awesome guitar riff sounds like” if that’s not convincing enough idk what is

[brittlebutch]

btw Still thinking about the moment where Tula first realizes she's literally, mechanically unable to keep up with / catch Jaysohn when he bolts and runs his full speed. That revelation that she's not fast enough to stop him, or get alongside him, much less get in front of him to protect him if he needed it. The dread terror of it. :(

[celestialrealms]

I just noticed Mephisto matches with Barbatos (who is matchy with Diavolo) in the anniversary outfits in his SSR memory card

These three were also the only three who had half masks in the masquerade event!!!

Anyway, The Royals with Mephisto chat group when? We got one for Purgatory Hall with Raphael..... it's just fair !!

And one for Mephisto and Diavolo as well, but also one for Mephisto and Barbatos too. because you can't tell me their relationship isn't deeper than the devs portray when Mephisto has lines like this about Barbatos's room:

[kyluxtrashpit]

Kens? I think you mean... RENS

[tadpolesversion]

I choose to blindly believe that people who are like "it's very weird of Wyll to just show up and hang around the grove despite being infected and put people in danger" have not played more than an hour of bg because you cannot tell me you've played the game past act 1 and are still so loud and wrong.

First off, Wyll was likely not seeking out the grove or any kind of civilization. He was likely passing through and came across a similar scene as Tav, so a goblin attack. He likely jumped right in and helped, just like Tav does. He then learned of the plight of the grove just like Tav does and decided to help in whatever ways he was capable of in that moment JUST LIKE TAV CAN CHOOSE TO DO. You can literally choose to play Scooby Doo and solve the mysteries in the area, stop for a jam session, and generally just solve peoples squabbles and help them prepare for what's to come which is no different than what Wyll does.

"Well he didn't show up there that much earlier than Tav" you don't know that. If you have long rested at least once or twice, that puts a day or two separation between him winding up there and Tav finding him. The druids AND tieflings imply these attacks are frequent. "Well he chose to stay around people despite not knowing when he will turn" SO DOES TAV. Hell if you make certain choices regarding Shadowheart, so does she. Literally no one in that party knows when they will turn or that they won't until you reach a certain point and trigger the dream guardian.

"He could turn in an instant, he's doing it for the ego boost not cause he actually cares". I. Am. UNLOVINGLY. Slapping you across the face. Logistically the only people who know about "being changed at the pull of a lever" are Tav, Lae'zel, and maybe Shadowheart depending on how you deal with the cultists in the room where she's trapped. Wyll describes the process for ceremorphosis as taking several days, as does Gale, so he is weighing his options and likely considering that he will leave as soon as he feels himself turning and banking on the fact he will be able to hide it, since day one is fever and memory loss. He could also 100% be hoping that Mizora will be able to have some sort of hand in delaying or removing the tadpole though he's hoping he won't have to rely on that or ask something of the devil who literally preyed upon and entrapped him. But it's a decent bet to hedge and he likely hopes that he can somehow use his most recent hunt of Karlach as leverage in some way if it's successful or that he's at least hoping his usefulness to Mizora will see her exerting influence to keep him from being turned. Which would also explain his insistence on still going after Karlach even when the situation is so dire. It isn't duty, it's a chance at survival.

Trust and believe me when I say if you don't believe his brain is going a mile a minute considering his next move and putting intention behind his every choice, I have no hope for you. That lack of hope triples if you unironically hold these opinions about Wyll while sidelining getting rid of the tadpole to help everyone in the area.

[keekeenuggets]

We don't talk enough about how well ALL of the Vees know and care about each other so much, like--

We first see them when Velvette is calling Vox about Val being upset in ep 2, but there's no way he would have asked for the help himself. Like he's not gonna be like "hey get Vox for me I need him" because that seems too vulnerable, BUT he was expecting Vox to come.

He literally says "Fuckin' finally!"

Which would either mean that Velvette told him Vox is on his way, OR Val knew Velvette would tell Vox to come. (It is possible he expected it because of the cameras, but Vox didn't seem to know Val was throwing a tantrum until Velvette called him, and Vox's plan for the day seemed to involve multiple meetings, so I don't think he watches the cameras often enough for that.)

Also Velvette knew how to calm Valentino down. She was busy with a fashion show and needed to focus on that, and she was mad that Val was wrecking her shit, but even after he was out of her hair and not a problem to her, she repeated to Vox that he needs to go take care of Val.

"Take care of the piss baby!"

I 100% believe she could have done it herself (she probably did partly?? considering he stopped the tantrum and was in his room before Vox got there-- unless her telling Val that Vox was on his way was what did it, but that would still be something she knew to do), but she had a show to run. Still, she wasn't going to leave Val alone to be moping around.

Also the fact Valentino seems to have some level of control over his smoke implies he wanted to be dramatic as fuck or wanted to hide himself and sat in a cloud of smoke on purpose.

Vox obviously knows how to talk Val out of shit, and canon makes it more clear that he understands Val well.

But overall there's obvious intimacy between all three of the Vees in that they care for each other and know exactly what's needed and/or what will happen in situations like that.

[bread--quest]

as a tumblrologist i actually love whenever there's a sudden influx of tumblr users from another site. the response of the users is like a whalefall of information

[tip to new users: tumblr users are easily won over by references to whalefalls.]

[shrikeseams]

When you skim through the B&L silm chapter to check something and--

[Huan] brought [Luthien] to Celegorm, and Lúthien, learning that he was a prince of the Noldor and a foe of Morgoth, was glad; and she declared herself, casting aside her cloak. So great was her sudden beauty revealed beneath the sun that Celegorm became enamoured of her; but he spoke her fair, and promised that she would find help in her need, if she returned with him now to Nargothrond. By no sign did he reveal that he knew already of Beren and the quest, of which she told, nor that it was a matter which touched him near.

...Luthien really did not give two fucks about politics, huh? Anything anyone ever said about the Noldor in her presence just went in one ear and out the other. Like, she apparently couldn’t link the name of one of the major Noldor princes, who ruled some of the territory RIGHT NEXT DOOR to Doriath, to either his faction or the fact that HE IS A KINSLAYER. She doesn’t care about Iathrim-Noldor political tensions because she never notices that said tensions exist.

...You know what, maybe I WILL accept interpretations where Dior didn’t anticipate the second kinslaying, but ONLY because he inherited his mother’s political acumen.

[lgbtlunaverse]

Payment for surrogacy gets really complicated because on one hand paying for it means most surrogates will end up being lower class women who need the money and will be easier to exploit, something which is rife in the current implementation of surrogacy, but on the other hand being pregnant is genuinely like body horror to me and I think that if you go through that for someone else you should get a billion dollars.

[densitywell]

usually i like to think i have a bead on what's motivating any particular cr fandom habits or talking points, but i only have a vague idea for why a lot of people just refuse to engage with luda & the rest of the vanguard as they're presented. and instead are focused on undermining not just their competence but like, the idea that they provide the narrative any depth that it wouldn't get from generic raider band #200 or an evil foldable chair. i thought we were all cool objective media analyzers who clap and cheer on characters who do bad things now