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freemindedspirit · 8 months
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Another (Un)friendly PSA
People, we SEE YOU when you are coming to us readers with certain intentions. We see the people who want us to "confirm" they are a fs, soulmate,tf, a mrs.bts or whatever.We see you asking questions expecting a specific answer. You are seriously not fooling anyone lol. Most of us also talk with each other.We recognize people asking copy paste questions to different people. We see the people who dont even care whose blog is it, what are the readers boundaries and who just ask mecanicly to every reader whatever questions they want answered.One of those days some of us are gonna be so annoyed we are just gonna create a block list and stop answering yall. At least be fucking honest, bc you at least owe us that. Most of the intended people might not even see that, but just so you know, my next step is either blocking you or letting karma deal with you when you go too far.
I have no problems with innocent questions, or providing people with help when they dont understand their dreams, thwir soul bonds or whatever.But im never gonna lie to you and confirm to you something that is simply untrue.
For every single soulmate i have picked up on, important or not, even for the smallest link of fate,none of it can be bettered by any of them spending their time going around making themself obvious and obsessive about it in the present or future, to readers online.Especially in the bts tarot tag.
You genuinely think you have some sort of link to bts ?Work on yourself.Focus on your life.Go out and live.
You are having a weird situation around bts and need someone with more spiritual experience to help you make sense of it and tell the delusions from the signs ?Sure !Lets work on that together !
You had an angel number and a dream and now you want me to tell you you are "mrs.yoongi" or "mrs.jk"/ "mrs.tae"( or both at the same time...) but you are also trying to act smooth about it and not outright ask me?Bruh, you look ridiculous. Want me to play circus music on your way out?
So yeah, i hope you guys stop losing both your and our time by not bring honest with us.
Thank you to anyone who has not wngaged in any of these behaviors, you are the best and i love you.
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hopiiiie · 3 years
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Oml, I read your other fics and- *chefs kiss* Would it be possible to make one w/ Sukuna? Just breaking the absolute brat--
what brats get
warnings: sugarbaby!sukuna, sub!sukuna, dom!reader, fem!reader, finger fucking in a bathroom, a lil bit of mommykink
word count: 4.5k
summary: Sukuna, your sugar baby, thought it’s a great idea to act like a brat but when he felt your fingers down his throat, he knew he shouldn’t have.
note: i think i have a thing with hands and fingers. i remember liking a person back in highschool just bc of their hands lmao
i don’t know how this reached 4.5k words. i had a hard time writing this. i did so many drafts, i kept getting stuck at the intro and at how this should go. also experienced writer’s block tf. did some editing for this but if something’s wrong, don’t hesitate to tell me!
I WON’T BE PUTTING SUGAR BABY IN THE TAGS BC I KEEP RECEIVING REPLIES FROM SUGAR DADDIES. I DON’T WANT ONE THANKS.
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Sukuna is a whore.
No, he doesn't fuck for money. He fucks for your undivided attention, and yes, maybe for Gucci and Louis Vuitton too. Before becoming your sole sugar baby, both of you established limitations and boundaries written in a contract. He receives designer clothes, expensive automobiles, and every material need he had in exchange for his company. Sometimes, when you felt like it, for his sensual and intimate services too.
This time, however, he's your partner at a dinner party. As much as you like indulging yourself in suits and skintight dresses, you despise interacting with self-centered, obnoxious pieces of shit, also called rich people. Sure, you're loaded as well, but you don't shove it in other people's faces. In short, you don't brag about your hard work to intimidate and belittle people who actually work for their money.
"Remember what I said in the car?"
You gripped Sukuna's arm while you smiled and waved at your peers whenever you caught their eyes.
Sukuna rolled his eyes. "What? You think I'm stupid?"
You grit your teeth. You're already annoyed at being invited—no, summoned is the right word—at this superficial party. Everyone's kissing everyone's cheeks, but they're all probably thinking, I hate kissing this ass, go die. But appearances matter for them, and because you're there, it matters to you too.
"Don't give me that attitude. I don't want to hear you drowning in alcohol later and how I couldn't keep my boy away from a bitch's tongue, especially from these moneybags."
Sukuna merely smirked, arrogance evident in his face.
"Don't worry, mommy," he purred, putting emphasis on his chosen term of endearment. "I'll make sure not to let them see."
You stopped walking, causing him to bump into you. He glared, but you leaned into him and held his jaw in place. "No, darling." You kissed him hard in the mouth, uncaring if every rich people in the room watched you, uncaring if your teeth clashed against his, uncaring if that kind of kiss would elicit disapproving looks from some.
In that space, at that moment, you're already marking him, showing everybody who he belonged to. Sukuna opened his mouth to lick your lower lip, but you gripped his face harder, making him whine softly in your mouth. When you pushed him off your lips, Sukuna's eyes were clouded with lust. "You should make sure I don't see."
.
.
Moments later, you're with your friends, listening to them talk about their trivial accomplishments. You laughed and smiled, congratulating them, but inside you're rolling your eyes. Nobody gives a shit about your company deal built on unsolicited sex, Karen. Talk to me once you finally got an honest business of your own. Get on my level.
Your reverie was interrupted by a sudden chorus of laughter behind you.
The dread you felt started behind your neck. Curiosity demanded that you look back, but somehow, your instinct screamed that you shouldn't. But the former won, and you glanced behind your back to see the only thing you don't want to lay your eyes upon tonight.
Sukuna was standing within a cluster of people who were cheering him on as he downed a bottle of wine. He wasn't drunk, that's for sure. His face wasn't flushed. But he indeed was acting like one. He kept raising the bottle while thrusting his hips in a way that made the girls around him squeal.
As if that wasn't enough, when he caught you looking, he winked and grabbed the nearest girl, to her absolute delight. He leaned in to kiss her, but her escort dragged her away from him.
"Wow, your date for tonight really knows how to party. Can't say I've seen one act like that in this space, though."
Your friends clapped your shoulder in admiration while some snickered at the look of disbelief on your face.
You were barely holding on to your rationality. You wanted to drag Sukuna from those people encouraging his actions, bend him over the nearest table, and spank his ass red. It didn't matter if he got humiliated because that's what he deserved right now. It was how he should be punished for disobeying you. But you hated sharing.
You knew what he was like. He was spoiled and arrogant, but he constantly desired to be with you, which meant obeying you. But this...the scene in front of you was like a big slap to the face. It was like he's broadcasting to all of these rich assholes that you, the most cunning and ruthless CEO, couldn't handle one boy. He might as well say, "Look at me, mommy! Look at how you have absolutely no control over me!"
Instead of going over to stop Sukuna, you stood in your place, face devoid of any emotion. He wanted to behave like this in front of many people, including your competitors? Fine. Let him have a taste of what is about to come.
You went back to the table and sat comfortably, taking a sip of the alcohol in your hand, ignoring the exchanging glances of your friends. But that didn't mean that you weren't aware of their smirks. "Friend" was not the term for them. They were more like vultures that wait for a sign of weakness, and then they swoop in for the kill. And this meant that you couldn't afford to lose face here. Not to them and definitely not to anyone.
"You won't stop him from making a fool of himself, y/n?"
And a fool of you is the unsaid part of the question.
You sighed, making a show by flicking your hair back. Nonchalantly, you caressed the rim of your glass, feigning interest in the glassware.
"No, in this room, he isn't the most stupid boy," you said, pointing your glass to the side of the room. The vultures followed and saw a boy shoving his throat to an overwhelmed girl. One of your so-called friends squeaked and excused herself, running towards the boy, but the damage was already done. The whispering started like a buzz.
"Well, you're right, I guess, but aren't you worried about the rumors?"
Rumors? About you? You chuckled. "Sweetheart, bitches who'd talk behind my back know better than to let me hear them."
Sukuna arrived at the perfect moment. He was grinning wide, smug with sweat adorned his forehead.
Oh, how much you wanted to wipe that look from his face. To teach him a lesson by shoving him down to the floor with your fingers in his ass. To humiliate him to your heart's content. But you're fucking possessive, and that sight was only for you.
The vultures around you waited for your reaction. Waited for you to burst a vein and shout. Too bad for them.
You stood, a smile gracing your face.
"Well, we both enjoyed ourselves at this party, haven't we?" you said, stroking his cheeks with the lightest touch. Sukuna's eyes closed for a second, savoring your gentleness. When your fingers reached the back of his head, they curled on his soft locks.
"Now, accompany me while I do some retouching, hmm?"
.
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Your patience came to an end the moment he walked inside the bathroom. Checking for anyone inside and finding none, you pushed the lock in place.
Sukuna knew what he did. He was aware of the mood he put you through, but his grin was relentless. You didn't waste another second and pushed him to the nearest sink.
"So rough, mommy," he sneered, mocking you. "Wh—"
Whatever he was about to say was cut off when you slipped two fingers inside his mouth, the pad settling on his tongue. He jolted at the rough intrusion, eyes widening.
"You must've had fun, huh? You think you're tough shit for disobeying me? You think making me look like a fool is hilarious?" you hissed your questions with every venom you could muster.
Still, his eyes reflected the same heat, the same defiance. Your upper lip raised to form a snarl when he showed more retaliation by running his tongue on your digits, coating them with his saliva. He puffed his chest, arrogance swelling in his eyes. This was nothing, he thought. He got his head in your "little game." Your "punishment" was superficial and lacked severe bite. He wasn't thrown off! You got nothing on him—
His eyes bulged when you shoved your fingers down his throat. You watched as he gagged, choking on your fingers. His hands gripped yours, eyes tearing up as his breath was lost somewhere in between. His nails dig their way on your wrist, creating little crescents, but you didn't let go.
He watched you, searching for any signs of humor, and when he found none, he knew he fucked up. Maybe his joke went too far.
You watched him in return. You observed as his sense of rebellion gradually disappeared. Something else was replaced in his eyes.
This was the moment where the thin line between fear and arousal was concretized.
Your anger was genuine, and the punishment he was about to receive wasn't all going to be about a pup barking. You'll bite, and when you do, you'll bite hard enough to leave marks, to remind him of this night and his disobedience. Tonight, he was a brat, and you're determined to make him say sorry for it, something he never did.
Tonight, you'll break him to his core until nothing else is left but his undying desire and adoration for you.
Losing the battle, Sukuna whimpered and slumped on the sink behind him. His face was turning red as his lungs became empty of oxygen.
"Pweaashh," he managed to babble; words nothing but unintelligible sounds.
You tilted your head, a patronizing look on your face. You pouted and pulled your fingers to let him breathe.
The moment your fingers left his mouth, Sukuna gasped and coughed violently, bending down to catch his breath. His body convulsed as his lungs desperately and hungrily took in air. Sukuna's coughing and heavy breathing echoed throughout the bathroom.
When his breathing became steady, you grasped the locks of his hair and pulled him up to you. Crimson eyes stared back at you.
"What was that, darling? I can't hear you over my fingers fucking your mouth stupid."
With that, you thrust your fingers back in. Sukuna pulled back, but you held the back of his head in place with your other hand.
You plunge your fingers in and out slowly, making steady eye contact with him. When Sukuna got used to the pace, he started bobbing his head, taking in your fingers and coating them in his drool.
"That's it, darling," you cooed. "You're already taking my fingers so well in your mouth."
You rewarded him by nuzzling your face to his neck, kissing your way up to his ear, feeling him shiver against your body. Your teeth grazed at his earlobes as you whispered, "You fucking pervert."
His breath hitched. Sukuna stopped sucking your fingers as the hand on the back of his neck slid down past his hard nipple to the bulge in his pants.
"This is supposed to be a punishment, Sukuna, but you're fucking hard."
Sukuna moaned, the sound muffled by the fingers in his mouth as you palmed him through his pants.
"I bet you could cum just from this, you brat," you snarled right at his ear, "make a mess of your favorite luxurious pants, dirty the Gucci fabric like you did yourself tonight, right? But do you think you deserve to? After the stunt you pulled?"
You were met with silence, heightening your anger.
"Answer me," you growled under your breath.
Sukuna cried out when you tightened your hold on his cock. His answer was incomprehensible, but by the shake of his head, you could guess he opted for no.
"That's right, you don't. So do not cum."
With that, you stroked him through his dress pants. As you felt him throb in your hands, Sukuna started to suck your fingers again. He stared into your eyes, reminding you of his antics earlier, and you gritted your teeth, forcing yourself to focus on what you're about to do.
You were going to break him, not hurt him, which was why your mind should be in its proper state.
You pulled your fingers off from his mouth, creating a string of drool to latch from his mouth to your digits.
He whined from the loss but quickly groaned when your lips replaced them. His eyes fluttered shut, followed by yours as he moaned into your mouth.
Sukuna took no time to play and went straight to work. He opened his mouth and stuck his tongue out, which you took in, tasting him, feeling him, grounding him to place.
Your kiss was different. It wasn't gentle nor soft; it was demanding and hard. It was all tongue, teeth, and lips, and you let yourself get lost in the process.
For a minute, you kissed him without anger but with scorching desire.
The hand, wet with his saliva, found its way to his jaw, pulling him more to you.
He kissed you with the same ferocity, stimulating your tongue and mouth. Sukuna tilted his head more, taking you in, focusing on the pleasure that came from your kiss. All the while, your hand continued touching and groping his leaking cock.
Piercing moans traveled through the closed space, and when Sukuna broke off the kiss to breathe, you started kissing the corner of his lips, to his jaw and neck.
"Oh, y/n, you make me feel so good," he groaned as he bared his neck more to you.
The action sent heat between your thighs, and you want nothing more but to put him on his knees and grind against his mouth. And while showing more of his neck an innocent action, to you, it portrayed him yielding. Giving you space to work. Showing vulnerability. You stiffened the growl threatening to escape from your throat. The idea of ruining the boy before you was overwhelming, but when he sighed in pleasure, you were brought back to your aim—make him wish he didn't act like a brat.
You bit the one spot on his neck that you knew would send him over the edge and sucked hard. He gasped harshly, jerking his hips to your hand and grabbing your shoulder to prevent himself from falling on his knees.
"Y/n!"
You felt the crotch of his pants became wet.
Ah, he came, just like that, you thought.
As much as you found it endearing, he still disobeyed you. Again.
You clicked your tongue and, without a second thought, turned his whole body that his back was against your chest.
The both of you stared at the mirror on the sink.
Sukuna took in the desperate look in his eyes, his uneven breathing, his drooling mouth, and the wet spot on the crotch of his pants. He unashamedly groaned, holding himself steady by clutching the sink hard. Instinctively, he found himself grinding against your crotch.
You smirked, eyes flashing on the mirror's reflection.
Yeah, pegging him would usually cause that.
But you weren't graced with your strap-on. The thought of bringing it never occurred to you tonight, just like you never thought that you'd be fucking Sukuna in someone else's bathroom.
The lack of the toy wouldn't stop you, though.
"Darling, have you cleaned yourself today?"
It took a few seconds before your question reached his dazed state.
"H-huh? Uh, yeah, took a bath, if that's what you're asking."
You chuckled, kissing the back of his head.
"Not what I meant," you whispered, groping his ass.
His breath hitched. "Oh."
You waited for his answer, for his approval, for him to say—
"Yes," he whispered, staring at you in the mirror and watching as your smile widened into a full grin. You bared your teeth like a fucking animal ready to devour her prey.
With a sudden cry, you shoved Sukuna down to the sink. His chest hit the cold marble while his ass stuck out perfectly for you.
This was where he belonged, bending over for you, presenting himself while shyly looking back at you in the mirror.
Your chest heaved as you took careful breaths, humming as you stroked his shoulder down to his ass, groping it.
Sukuna's blood ventured south, feeling his cock harden again in his pants. Your innocent act of touching his ass felt possessive, and it made him breathless. He clenched his teeth when he remembered the way you bit his neck. So controlling, and yet he loved every second of it.
He shifted his hips again, pushing back against your hold, moaning as you gripped his cheek hard.
When you pat him, Sukuna moved to take off his pants without having the need to be told to. His belt came away first, followed by his pants, and his chosen underwear for the night came into view: red, lace panties.
A sudden loud laugh from you made him jump, and he turned back to glare at you.
"Fuck, Sukuna," you bit your lip to stop another laugh from erupting. "Your ass looks so fucking fine in those. That all for me?"
He scoffed, rolling his eyes as he bent over again to the sink, hands gripping the sides. The truth was, it is. He planned to rile you up at the end of the dinner party and wore his favorite underwear because it never fails to get you in the mood. And now, seeing you caught up at the sight of his ass, he knew he chose the right one. But he'll be damned if he quickly gave into your hands. He would be putty at his own volition.
So he said, "Fuck no. This is for the girl earlier." He grinned, flashing his arrogant smile. "You saw her earlier, right? If that fucker didn't stop us, we'd be...well, fucking," he chuckled.
"Really, now? Well, can we look at the mirror to see what got that bitch excited earlier?"
Sukuna turned his back on you, focusing on himself in the mirror.
The drool that lingered at the corner of his mouth had long been dried. But the flush of his cheeks was still evident, and so fuck you for making him look like that with so little effort. Damn you and your fingers and tongue and lips and—
Cold fingers traveled lower on his back, and Sukuna already knew where they were going when you asked him a question earlier. And fuck, he could barely contain his excitement. He bit his lip, his heavy breathing stifled.
When your finger touched his hole, Sukuna buckled, and he would've fallen to the dirty bathroom floor if it wasn't for the strong arm around his waist.
"That good, darling? I've barely started."
Sukuna gritted his teeth and hissed, "Just hurry up!"
Your eyebrows scrunched at his tone, so you raised a hand and slapped it on his ass, making it jiggle. You took great pleasure as Sukuna yelped. The sound felt so dirty that his ears reddened, embarrassed that he reacted to a simple thing.
"Your mouth is just begging to be stuffed, huh?" Too bad you don't have your strap-on.
You reached forward, and he parted his lips, letting two fingers in. He sucked your digits with great ferocity, not giving a fuck about the slurping sounds he was making, not caring as you smirked behind him because he just proved you right. His mouth really did need something.
Within minutes, he was lost in it, kissing the tips and licking the length of your fingers. You had to grasp his hair and pull out to stop his obscene act.
You wasted no time as you spread him and slipped a finger in, noting how loose he was. Yeah, he definitely planned this night and was definitely prepared for this.
Sukuna moaned, arching his back. You took it slow even if he was ready, and your consideration, your kindness, was rewarded with him snarling and glaring at you in the mirror.
"Are you gonna fuck me or what? What are you so slow for? Do I look like I need this kind of soft shit right now? You fucking—"
You cut him off by adding another finger in.
"You ungrateful little brat," you spat.
You threw your little sense of gentleness out of the window and started to thrust your fingers.
"You disobeyed me out there in front of those people. You showed them my inability to rein a mere boy in. You made me look weak among those shitty bastards."
You paused, letting the words settle in, and then growled, "And now you have the audacity to order me around?"
By the lack of answer except for his sharp gasping, it seemed that words were no longer enough to reach a brat like Sukuna, so while your hand fucked his ass, the other gripped the back of his head and pushed down.
He grunted and stuck his ass out.
Sukuna was burning. He could feel your fingers inside him, curling and finding that one spot that never fails to make him mewl like a cat. The stinging pain whenever you pull his hair, the squelching sound of your fingers fucking him, his constant moans and grunts, they all made him so dirty.
"Look at me."
Sukuna obeyed and turned his head to glance at you and what he saw made him clench his jaw.
Your eyes gleamed dangerously, dilated and deep, and he felt like drowning in that void. Your cheeks were flushed, and your lips red from your own biting.
Sukuna felt so dirty, like this was something that he shouldn't be doing, but, fuck, the pressure of your hand and eyes made him burn. And need. And ache. He'd prefer becoming prey in front of you, like a helpless deer before a starved lion. It was stupid of him to think that because when accompanied by the predatory look on your face, he let out a pathetic whimper.
"You're dripping on the floor, darling," you cooed, eyeing the precum pooling beneath him.
Dirty. Everything about this was dirty.
Sukuna deserved more than this. He deserved to be fucked in a room with romantic candles and flower petals. He deserved to be pressed against a soft mattress with multiple pillows.
Instead, he was being fingerfucked in someone else's bathroom. He was pressed against a cold, dirty sink, forced to look at himself in the mirror with eyes half-closed with desire. You were degrading him while people partied outside, unaware of what was happening inside an innocent-looking room.
It should've made him disgusted and humiliated, but he moaned loud, uncaring if he was heard outside because this was him being put back to place. Being fucked back in place.
And when your fingers finally found his prostrate, his toes curled, his eyes squeezed shut, and he mewled, arching his back. You continued prodding that bundle of nerves, and Sukuna felt the tightness in his abdomen. He forced his eyes open, stared into your eyes, and his panting began.
"You wanna come, darling?"
He wanted him to say yes, to plead for his release, to give up his small grasp on control, but he gritted his teeth. He will come when you see him fit to come. He wouldn't plead, wouldn't beg because he didn't deserve your mercy.
And he knew that. He knew it from the look in your eyes, from the fingers sliding in and out of him, pressing his prostrate repeatedly. This was his punishment.
But he could feel it in him, his impending orgasm, and he couldn't hold it in anymore, no matter how much he gritted his teeth, so he whimpered, "Yes, yes, 'm come."
It was his mistake. From the very beginning, his attitude and his actions from earlier were his faults. And when your fingers pulled out, he couldn't stop the sob escaping his lips. He couldn't demand you to thrust back in and fuck him regardless if he hurt if he slumped against the bathroom sink. All because it was his fault he was in this position in the first place.
The pleasure was gone, and he felt empty. No fingers, no touch, no burn.
Sukuna could feel himself shaking and panting. The high of his arousal slowly disappearing even though he's hard and leaking. He looked down to see his cock red and weeping with precum.
You sucked your teeth, appreciating the sight before you.
Sukuna slowly turned to face you. His demeanor completely changed. His eyes remained on the floor as he panted. So cute and so submissive.
You leaned in towards him and gently caressed his warm cheeks. Lovingly, as much as you can, pouring every bit of adoration you had for him.
"You've been a very bad boy, Sukuna," you mumbled close to his lips. "Aren't you supposed to say something to me?"
Sukuna closed his eyes. This was it. His chance to redeem the right to stand beside you. To go out there and get your pride back and to earn his release.
"I-I'm sorry," he whispered.
"Good," you snarled. "Once we go back in and you disrespect me again in front of everyone"—your eyes glinted, a promise unsaid—"I'll make sure to put you in your right place. And trust me, Sukuna, that would involve you being neglected for days."
Sukuna shakily exhaled, not noticing that he was holding back his breath. The thought of not cumming for days made him breathless.
With a huff, you let go of him.
"So behave, you brat."
Sukuna tucked his cock back into his pants, restraining the urge to just say fuck you and jerk in front of you. Instead, he fixed the collar of his shirt to hide the hickeys that started to form around his throat. After minutes of cleaning, the two of you went out without bothering to do so separately. And Sukuna thought it was your purpose because the moment the both of you walked under the blinding lights, people started staring and whispering.
He glanced at you, looking for signs that you're bothered but found none. In fact, you were smirking.
Ah, he thought. This was his punishment too. People knew what transpired inside the bathroom or something that came close to what really happened.
This party wasn't mandatory. You went here just for show. People need to see you walk among them, to be included in your prestige, which was why you could've ended the night and punished him at home. But where's the fun in that?
Everyone saw how he behaved in a place ruled by etiquette. And now, people also saw how you were able to secure the hand on his throat in just a few minutes of a bathroom voyage.
Sukuna bit his lip, barely stopping himself from moaning.
It took him making a fool of himself to receive fingerfucking. He should've done it a long time ago, especially if it included parading him like a pet, a boy, a sugar baby.
Yeah, along with designer clothes and costly wristwatches, he deserved this too.
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dramaphan · 2 years
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Awake… but at what cost. Anyway I haven’t looked at any social media yet I’m going into this video totally blind watch me lose my shit in real time starting now
• “Against some guy” listen I know it’s a joke but Dan’s been gone from YouTube so long that there’s probably a decent chunk of people who actually don’t fucking know who he is and that’s so goddamn funny
• Two hometowns: a hill and a parking lot. Very exciting
• “Clench your buttcheeks mate” oh don’t worry Dan I’ve been clenched for a week now
• Okay how scripted is this thing because I don’t know if I can handle 25 minutes of this if they have lines
• Bye Dan nice seeing you
• “Me and Phil like to crush each other” do not elaborate on that
• I’m a whopping two minutes in and I hate this I don’t know why I hate it but I think it’s the acting. Please tell me they stop acting soon
• Adrenaline valley huh? Sure
• Dan is so competitive right off the bat and for what we all know he’s not winning
• Oh good we’re here at Ye Olde Gloryhole this is off to a great start isn’t it. Rumour has it this is where Phil was conceived
• Who’s dog is that
• We’ve all had a little teeth bang haven’t we phil
• Oh my god there’s fucking side interviews like we’re on big brother or something I’m gonna end it
• I’m praying we run into someone these fools actually know at some point there is no perspective I want more than the old biddie that has known Phil since childhood
• Damn it I was hoping we were doing shots fuck you YouTube and your rules
• I feel we’ve already run out of steam
• Phil doesn’t want to go to Dan’s hometown either does anybody like that place
• Oh wait I was wrong about the gloryhole I actually think this is where Phil was conceived. Under the glowing blue light of the alien monument
• Wait fuck no hold on are we gonna get deep I’m in no mood I can’t get deep right now can we pause
• Jesus okay barely dodged that bullet
• Oh we’ve gone Parkin at the top of the hill have we. That means something else here entirely. Stay safe boys don’t get pregnant
• Why do they always try to bring back the 7 second challenge why do we do this to ourselves
• There’s just like. Other people in the back trying to have a day and I know these idiots are ruining it
• “I’ve never cared about where I come from or anyone that lives there, but now I do” may I ask what exactly was the price tag on getting you to care
• The way that bench is wobbling around like it’s made of cardboard is killing me what’s going on
• Obsessed with the overhead shot of Dan’s hometown being just a field. At least Phil had some buildings, Dan grew up in the woods apparently
• I do enjoy that Dan apparently is not going to tell us shit about his childhood or what he was up to he’s just copying Phil I am more than happy to come out of this video with zero new information about Dan’s younger years
• Oh we’re in a real place now huh damn
• I want to clown on Dan so bad but to be fair my hometown is also in the middle of the woods and the nearest place you could call a town is three parking lots next to the highway so I’m really just feeling some solidarity
• Man listen I hate to admit it but Dan really is getting relatable I too used to drink filtered water under a bridge with my friends
• Phil getting the axe throw on the first try… hot
• What’s with the dramatics where tf are we going now
• Why does this theatre look like a library
• Yeah that sure is a theatre kid look at him what a miserable little shit
• Okay we’ve reached the weirdly deep portion of the video again I’m clenching my butt
• Did anyone else see that massive spitball jesus
• Dan has kissed a boy before???
• Something about Dan telling his spin the bottle story and then immediately telling Phil he needs to “soak in the experiences”
• This improv set is going to kill the Queen I know it I’m gonna get my server back
• A goose coming out as gay sadly is literally just what big was
• So Dan completely lost right like we all agree that no matter the official verdict that was a lose for him
• Fuck you phil
• A bunch of cars in a big empty room is this nascar are we gonna get to see them drive
• Aw I wanted to see them drive a car
• Neither of them are gonna make it past the first thing right
• Wow Phil won is literally anyone on earth surprised
• “I’m sure you’ve gotten to know us and our origin stories on a deep level” did we actually learn anything new I feel like I came out of this with net zero information
• “subscribe to me… check out Dan” well that just says it all doesn’t it
• “nice joke” YEAH THAT JUST SAYS IT ALL
Final thots: that was fun. Still can’t figure out why Dan would ever agree to it but he somehow managed to half ass it and get paid so good for him I guess
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itsjustascarecrow · 3 years
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Ayy no I didn't make a sideblog, I just don't keep a blog after deleting a joke board I had in highschool, this account is 6ish? Years old. No, my point is, if they aren't allowed to take off their helmets around any living being, what would it matter if someone knew what their face looked like? What can they do with the information, esp if they're already hunting down mandos. I don't understand why you think I'm trying to start shit I'm trying to brainstorm key reasoning behind the helmet rule.
“I tried to discuss in messages but you have them shut down :/ Sorry just saw the end of your response, lol not catholic, islander/asian mix af. I think the reason people are taking offense at me asking the logic behind it is because they're looking at the religious insinuations, and think I'm arguing with that. I want to talk canon etc, which I guess this is the wrong place. ‘NOT TO MENTION THE SHEER AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO THINK THE IRL EQUIVALENT OF JEDI ARE CHRISTIANS??? AND NOT LITERAL MONKS????LIKE JUST ADMIT YOU HAVE CHRISTIAN BASED RELIGIOUS TRAUMA AND GET SOME THERAPY; STOP PROJECTING IT ONTO STAR WARS’ FUck okay you're hypocritical no wonder you just snap at questions, nvm I'm gone”
copying all your dumbass asks onto one, lol
first off, how tf do you have a blog for that fucking long and have absolutely shit all on it and NOT expect people to think you’re a spam account/sideblog, ghsjg.
and secondly, i’m aware of at least three of us now (myself included) who’ve been getting asks/replies from supposedly the same person who is just straight up not listening to a damn thing we’re trying to explain, like did you just completely fucking miss the part where i said din was FORCED DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCE to reveal his face to the empire?????? (not to mention we have no fucking idea how long these particular mandos have been using the strict helmet rule, so this could be an entirely new thing they decided to do to protect themselves further.) and even if it wasn’t an imperial agent who happened to see any of their faces, they can sell that information to them. and then the empire would have a face to a name to a set of armor and that makes it easier for them to track. they can find old contacts, haunts, etc and basically use backdoor methods to figure out all they can about their targets. and at this point, i can’t help but think you completely missed the scene where moff gideon knew who din and cara were and rattled them/got under their skin by sharing background info that neither thought the empire knew. THAT’S what they fucking do w/ information like that and again, it takes TWO FUCKING SECONDS to puzzle this shit out, kjghskdhkj. 
thirdly, no fucking clue where you got this idea that i haven’t been talking about canon THIS ENTIRE FUCKING TIME. like eve before the fucking ethnoreligious parallels, i’ve been trying to give in-fucking-universe examples/theories what tf ever to answer your damn question, but it’s like half of it you’re not even fucking reading, lmao.
and as for my tags on a completely unrelated post, how tf is that hypocritical. i’m fucking mixed native american/scandinavian raised by two recovering catholics but i’m not out here like the people i was complaining about who (also have zero critical thinking skills and) think christianity/the jedi are parallels for each other then there’s no evidence to that point. these people are projecting their religious-based trauma onto a group of people who aren’t even comparable; i may have my gripes w/ christianity too, but at least i’m not making baseless connections, lmao.
lastly, pretty sure i have my blog set to replies from mutuals only, so you wouldn’t be able to reply regardless, and i only snap at stupid questions like yours, honey. but good, glad you’re gone, you will not be missed, and frankly i’m amazed you came back into my inbox at all. please gain some fucking critical thinking skills before you bother anyone w/ this kinda shit again
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sturnioloshacker · 4 years
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There’s Just Something About Him! - Big E (WWE) Imagine
Requested - Yes @bduchrnskei: Hey I love your work and I was wondering if you could write an imagine for big e (wwe) where the reader ends up teaming up with the new day and has to work with them for a little while and she starts to notice things about big e that she’d never noticed and starts to fall in love and the same with big e... and basically some cute shit. Thank you! And could you tag me in it thank you so much!
Warnings: None. Just pure fluff. Slight swearing but who tf cares?
Today is your first day of being part of the Smackdown roster after being called up from NXT. You walked into the building and took in the surroundings. As I looked around, you could feel tears rolling down your cheeks. Ever since you were little, you’ve always dreamed of being a WWE superstar. You would watch every single video WWE posted and try and copy each superstar’s move set. When you bursted onto the NXT scene as Lola Martinez, you were a nobody. It wasn’t until you had a feud with Bianca Belair that everyone believed in you. You made so many friends but you had to leave them behind because another opportunity was waiting. Now you’re here at Smackdown and it feels so surreal. 
“You’re finally here! So good to see you!” you hear a voice say. You turn around to be face to face with Stephanie McMahon and her husband Triple H beside her. Your breath gets caught in your throat when you spot them. They both give you a hug and you’re immediately taken to cloud 9. “Is this real?” you ask and they both laugh. “Oh, it’s real alright!” Triple H says. They lead you to the office where you get taken through what your character is and how your storylines will unfold. “So, here’s the plan. You’re gonna start off slow, okay? We won’t put you in the main picture just yet cause you still have a lot to work on to get to the main spotlight. We’ve decided to put you with a tag team and you can manage them as well as wrestle with them when a mixed tag team match is made. Does that sound good?” Stephanie asks. “Of course! That sounds amazing!” you reply. “Excellent! So the tag them you’ll be managing as well as pairing with is The New Day!” Triple H says. “Awesome! I can’t wait to start! Just one question. Is my name still gonna be the same or are you planning on changing it?” you ask. “You’ll still be Lola Martinez”, Stephanie says. “Sweet!” you happily say. “Thank you so much for this opportunity! I promise to not blow it!” you add as you shake the hands of your bosses. You leave the office and head to the women’s locker room. 
As you follow the path to the locker room, you meet some faces that you’ve always wanted to meet. “Lola! So good to meet you!” you hear Alexa Bliss say. “Hi Alexa! So good to meet you too!” You tell her about your gimmick and she smiles. “That’s so cool! In fact, the guys are just around the corner if you wanna introduce yourself to them!” she says and you smile. “Awesome! Thanks! Hope to see you around!” You continue to make your way around the corner and you spot the guys you’re managing and partnering with. You slowly make your way to them and they turn their heads towards you. “Hello! How can we help you?” Kofi asks you. “Hey guys! I’m Lola Martinez. I came from NXT and now I’m here on Smackdown. Steph and Triple H have made me your manager and I also get to wrestle alongside you guys!” you enthusiastically explain and their faces light up with excitement. “You’re Lola?! Oh my gosh it’s so good to finally meet you! We were told by Hunter that you were joining us!” Xavier shouts and shakes your hand so fast that after he let go, your hand felt numb. 
~TIME SKIP~
After managing and wrestling with the guys, you all became besties. They were like family to you and it was so heartwarming. Their enthusiasm and positivity were just joyful and amazing to be part of. There was a feeling of excitement running through when you wrestle with them and there was a feeling a safety when you travel together. There was also another feeling. A feeling you haven’t felt since your school years. This feeling was a crush. All the guys were sweet and friendly but you have more of a connection with Big E. He’s just so caring and so nice and just made sure you’re having fun and made sure you’re part of the Smackdown family. 
You kept your feelings to yourself in case he didn’t feel the same way. You head to the locker room after your tag team match with Big E against Sasha Banks and Scott Dawson of The Revival. You spot one of your besties that you have made, Carmella, in the corner of the locker room. “Hey Mella! Can we talk? I need some advice” you ask. “Sure Lola! What’s up?” You sit down and start explaining. “So, I’ve developed a crush on Big E. There’s just something about him that I love. He’s sweet, he’s kind and he makes me happy. I just don’t want to tell him in case I ruin my friendship with him and he doesn’t feel the same way. What should I do?” Carmella thinks for a moment and then turns to face me. “Just shoot your shot, girlie! If that’s how you feel, then you should tell him how you feel. You never know, you might just get your wish”, she says with a wink. “Just go find him and explain your feelings for him. I’m sure he’ll understand!” she adds. “Okay. Thanks for the advice! Appreciate it!” you reply and you head out to go and find E. 
You turn the corner and find E talking to Xavier. You stay behind storage equipment and quietly listen to their conversation. “She’s just so cute, man! Like, she’s the best! So friendly, so motivated and she makes us all happy! Should I tell her?” E explains to his best friend. “Dude, are you for real?! Go for it! Tell her how you feel! She might feel the same!” Xavier says and E nods. “Thanks, bro. Glad I can tell you cause Kofi might expose me and I kinda don’t need that”, Big E says. “Oh my god, he likes me?!” you say to yourself. You quickly turn around and run back to the womens’ locker room. You pretend to walk out of the room and you head back to where you originally were. You stop when you see Big E heading towards you. “Hey E!” you say as you go to embrace him. “Hey Lola!”
An awkward silence fell over the both of you. “So... I have to tell you something”, you say, rubbing your arm in nervousness. “Same here”, E says. “You go first”. E looks down and then back up. “Lola, I really like you. Like more than a friend like you”. You look away and then back at him. “Same here”. You both look at each other in shock. “Really?! No fucking way! Seriously?!” you both say in sync. You laugh at each other and you hug each other. “So, does this mean we’re together?” you ask. “I guess so! Let’s go and tell the boys”. You run over to Kofi and Xavier who are watching you two with confused looks. “WE’RE TOGETHER!” you both shout at the same time. “YES!” Xavier shouts. “So happy for you guys!” Kofi says happily. 
After Smackdown ends, you guys head to the car park and decide to celebrate at the hotel with take-out. You and E skip to the car, hand in hand and laughing till you cry. “This right here is what we have to deal with until we split”, Kofi says which causes Xavier to laugh. As long as you two were happy, Kofi and Xavier were happy too. 
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rosesanthology · 4 years
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Escape Plan | Matsukawa Issei x F!Reader [mafia!AU]
This took me SO MUCH TIME to write aaaaaah it's not surprising that it's so long :0 i just have many many feelings for Matsukawa Issei ALSO im begging y'all to listen to the playlist before/as you read please !!
Im kinda pissed that i cant add a "read more" option since im on mobile tho :\
(Also ngl at first i planned to get one of the 2 shot but i didn't have the heart to go thru with it)
Warnings : Fluff, it starts with humor but at some point it gets angsty ???? Idk y'all tell me
- Au that could be considered as a ennemies-to-lovers type of situation
[Tags] : @raevaioli and @haikoo like i cannot stress this enough @haikoo this your main manz
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- if you could only use one sentence to describe your job to a Karen it would be : stealing from the rich in order to trick other rich people
- you had been what the people would call a spy for most of your life now, the Tokyo based Nekoma Organisation being something close to a family
- you worked with both of your very good friends, Kuroo Testurou and Kozume Kenma
- Kuroo, the leader of your little squad, had been the first one to open up to you when you joined
- he was a gifted chemistry genius and you were sure he could make any poison or soporific out of the most random stuff
- he also had insane combat and physical abilities which made him fit to act in a lab as well as on mission grounds
- Kenma was a little more reserved at first, he was the same age as you but still was really reluctant to accept you as one of his own at first
- when he saw how much Kuroo trusted you and how interested you were in his work he slowly but surely found himself caring for you
- to put it simply Kenma, better known as "apple pi" was a hacker. His job ranged from creating computer viruses to full on enabling the security of whole museums
- despite his cute appearance and shy demeanor he was probably the scariest of you three
- finally, you Y/L L/N was the infiltration and weapons expert of the group, you could weild literally anything from guns, to swords to,,,,,metal rods (but you don't wanna talk about this one) and you were of great help when deciding which infiltration angle was the best in missions
- Kuroo, under the orders of Boss Nekomata, quickly taught you the dangers and ways of the job during your first months working with them, the organisation specializing in outsmarting rich bastards and stealing their precious ressources in order to make "better use of them"
- if they were hoarding a particularly efficient brand of medicine, your goal was to steal it all, and sell it to people in need for free or a low price
- if they were in possession of some important object like let's say,,,,,the construction plans for the emperor's new vacation house, you stole it, made copies to sell at a high price to the highest bidder and your good affiliate, the Fukurodani Corporation would keep an eye on the original as part of their personnal collection, you were fine with that
- yeah they were others organisations like that in Tokyo, your friends from the Fukurodani Corp of course but also the Shiratorizawa elite crime group with who you had worked a couple times before
- ah and there was the Yakuzas too....honestly they were the only group in Tokyo with whom you were still on dangerous terms with
- they didn't like Nekoma in their affairs and you didn't like them in yours, but you tolerated each other
- your boss had established a truce with the representant of the big Yakuza group of your area, Kondo "the viper" Takara, a truly scary woman who had blasted her way to the one of the top positions of the hierarchy
- she even had a cool nickname ヾ(`ε´)ノ
- but you knew better than to mess with them
- all in all y'all kept doing your jobs well, not bothering anybody
- except for one remaining rivalry with some Miyagi group
- the Aoba Johsai Institution.
- well, rivalry would be a strong word because you kinda got along with that Iwaizumi guy, he was a great hand to hand combat fighter and you respected that
- the others however ? Trash. 👁3👁
- they seem to act like Tokyo will be their territory in the next 5 seconds flat like ??
- THEY DON'T EVEN GO THERE ????
- "they be acting like they can just swoop in and eat OUR rich" you had told Kuroo and Kenma one day over ramen
- spoiler alert : it was a bad idea cause Kuroo snorted and almost made the noodles go up his nose
- no but seriously they always seemed to take advantage of YOUR missions to attract attention
- how did they even know which missions you were on anyway ??? (Kenma and Kunimi are actually good friends cause they play video games together but he'd never tell you that)
- it's like that one time you infiltrated a business company's heir's residence and then you came across a dude named Hanamaki and you had the HARDEST time whisper shouting to him how blowing up the whole place was a bad idea to retrieve one (1) diamond
- at the end you felt so tired that you gave it to him anyway ಥ_ಥ ("just take it ffs" "really ??" "Don't make me regret this")
- they also had the single worst person ever on one of their teams.
- Matsukawa Issei
- just thinking about it made you want to take your metal bat and break something in your shared room with your two other friends
- seriously that guy was like the epitome of clownery
- he's also supposed to be his team's gun expert except that's not the best task for someone who refuses to take anything with him but his freaking FISTS
- the first time you had met y'all ended up being on the same case to assassinate some guy who had kidnapped some cute freckled kid from a place in Miyagi called Karasuno
- EXCEPT HE WAS IN TOKYO SO IT WAS YOUR DUTY !!! NOT HIS !!!!
- you had Kenma on the earbud telling you about the guy's position in the club you were currently one street away from. You were posted on the rooftop of a building with a sniper rifle ready to get done with it and go save the kid but GUESS WHO COMES IN FISTS SWINGING WHEN YOU LITERALLY HAD THE TARGET IN SIGHT
- and he had the nerve to look straight toward your rifle's aim and flip you off while smirking
- sir you're about to catch these hands🚶🏽
- he had knocked him out alright and he got the young boy out but you were NOT ready to let that slide so you quickly got down and crossed path with him at the back exit of the club
- "what exactly do you think you were doing in there ?" Listen. You may have sounded confident enough saying that but you had NO idea that this dude was like a whole ass giraffe
- and he knew he was tall so he had the audacity to say
- "sorry can't hear you so well from down there midget, i was just doing my job (▰˘◡˘▰)" if it weren't for the karasuno boy being right there you would have stabbed his kneecaps on sight
- anyway after that y'all just seemed to run into each other wayyyy too often
- insults were shared just as often tho
- "well butter my buns and call me betty broker if it isn't my sweet little midget shooting people !"
- "stfu before i choke you"
- "kinky but can you reach my neck ?"
- "you've sunk low enough"
-so yeah f u n  t i m e s
- aside from that, business was going great but Kuroo had had news of a very important mission for you but he insisted on letting Boss Nekomata tell you about it himself for some reason
- he'd never done that :(
- you were kinda hurt that your best friend was hiding stuff from you tbh :(
- and Kenma did not seem to know more than you for now
- so you spent a whole week just mopping around
- sometimes you would go and poke fun and the newbie Lev Haiba but it wasn't the same
- Kuroo and Kenma kept working on missions while you were left waiting for that one assignment that Nekomata seemed to keep you for
- until today when Kuroo finally told you that the boss was requesting you in his office
- ngl you were EXCITED
- maybe you would have to zipline down the Tokyo tower (σ≧▽≦)σ maybe he was going to let you take a chainsaw with you this time (σ≧▽≦)σ
- maybe he- "oh" you deadpanned, stepping foot into the office and seeing none other than your arch nemesis, Matsukawa Issei in all his pisces clown glory
- "why tf are you there shitty eyebrows"
- "i had a good day too Y/N ! thanks for asking :D" today was the day. You were 100% ready to kill him and the knife that was attached to your thigh strap seemed like such a good option rn-
- "stop it you two. Y/N take a sit" Nekomata gestured, as you didn't hesitate to listen to your superior even fully aware of Mattsun's eyes annoyingly following your every movement
-"Okay so. Y/N i know you may be wondering why Matsukawa's here but to put it simply we've been informed that a rich family have gotten their hands on one of Aoba Johsai's rarest item : a gold engraved katana that belonged to their first boss"
- "so what do you need us for ?" You didn't mean to use "us" but you knew better than to piss off your boss, he was like a parental figure come on
- "i need you guys to infiltrate an auction held by said family and steal it back in the span of one week. It's up to you to work together or not but keep in mind that our arrangement states that we're autorised to make copies of the katana for future sells."
- you guys nodded, after all you were professionnals before everything and you were about to leave when Nekomata put something on the table
- "here are the keys to your appartment near the auction site it'll be your hideout !"
-.....now this had to be a cruel joke-
- "id rather sleep under a bridge then live with her for a whole week"
- "wow this is the first time we agree on something Mattsun" the oh so familiar nickname dripped in venom as you said it, unsure of what was supposed to happen
- "oh yes you could but i suppose that you don't have the supplies and tools that you will definitely need during that mission :)"
- you locked eyes with the brunette for a minute before reluctantly stomping to the table and grabbing hold of the keys and adress written on a paper, storming out of the door,  letting out a loose "come on shitty eyebrows we have data to collect" to your new....partner ? Ugh it was about to be a long week
-  it turns out the appartment was a lot smaller than you hoped for, with two single person beds, a computer post and different storing purposed furniture
- it was a common thing however, because the last thing an undercover spy would want is to draw attention with a flashy hideout
- the first step was to gather information on who would be at the auction which shouldnt be too hard
- "hey ill take the lead and contact my friend so that he can determine who is going to be here" you said as you sat on the chair in front of the computer
- "mm yeah you do that ill check what kind of weapons have been provided to us" Mattsun had no difficulty finding them as the drawers well full of them....this was very promising
- Kenma had just sent you the list of people that had been invited to the event, and you recognised many names as being members of the powerful Yakuza group lead by Konda Takara, of course.....the infamous viper herself
- you called out to Mattsun to show him and briefly explained what they were up too and how they usually fonctionned
- the auction was to take place the last 3 days after an opening party, leaving the rest of the week for preparations
- they usually took their time in comitting their crimes so you thought that stopping them mid plan by taking advantage of it was the best way to get the sword
- Mattsun didn't have anything to say for the moment, seemingly thoughtful about the whole situation
- "just so you know" you started, already regretting the decision of talking in your head, "i don't plan on being friends with you anytime soon but i feel like for this we should at least try not to rip each other's hair out"
- "i never planned on that second option"
- "huh ?"
- "i hope you know that we've never had a single conversation without insults of some kind before so for the sake of both of us it would be better to actually get to know each other since we're supposed to work together"
- you hated to admit it
- but he was right
- however you didn't comment on it, opting for throwing him a dry "let's sleep" before plopping yourself on your own bed on the other side of the room
- this is about to be one hell of a week
-3 days had passed in the crammed appartement both you and Mattsun struggling to inform yourself on each specific individual that was going to be present at the auction
- right now, you were both sitting on the floor, wearing simple oversized shirts and pyjama pants and shorts, cheese pizza box laying on top of the document covered surface
- "Mattsun, pass me the paper about Okuda Takeda please" :000
- Matsukawa froze, because he knew that in 2 days of living together y'all had establised that you wouldn't be at each other's throats
- but hearing you using his nickname unironically and saying please ???? That was still something he had to get used to
- "what are you staring at ? Give me the paper shitty eyebrows >:[" ah there she was
- "thats my girl" he thought, handing you the document and resuming his own reading
- here's the catch : Mattsun was head over heels in love with you since like day 1 that Hanamaki told him about this pretty girl who let him take the diamond from his mission. He tried to repress his feelings as he had noticed that you seemed way closer with your friend Kuroo who he had seen on missions with you
- maybe you liked him
- he would understand, he seemed way more confident than him and he was also probably way smarter since he was a genius and all
- also the way you were always soft to him and not Matsukawa kinda got to him
- he wanted you to hug HIM after a mission too and NOT insult him
- but he judged it for the better as he still got to be close to you in his own way with the playful fights you always seemed to pick with him
- it was easier than confronting his feelings or rejection
- this mission proved to make things so much harder for him tho
- like yeah he saw you being a badass plenty of other times but now ?
- he got to see you being all clingy and grumpy in the morning (he never knew being called a dumbass while you were falling back asleep on his shoulder was his thing but hey) , got to see your nose scrunch up when you were focusing on mapping out the position of the vent system of the venue
- he could go on for hours about how much he loved you and your plan was not making it easy.....profiting off the yakuzas' plan took way too much waiting and he understood that you wanted it to go as well as possible but he just couldn't keep living like this until then
- it felt like torture
- and he did not want to see you in that gorgeous dress that you were supposed to wear at the auction during the infiltration
- he knew that a couple more days could drive him crazy and make him do dumb shit like kissing you
- he had thought about that a lot of times but never brought himself to do it because je knew it was pointless
- he had to take action now
- the night of the opening ceremony, the day before the Yakuzas would start their scheme
- both of you were laying in your beds, awake, that was a habit you had developped over the past nights, you were just, aware of each other's presence and then sometime you would ask him something about his life, his friends, himself
- it made his heart beat too fast everytime and he could feel himself falling even more by the second when he heard you giggling talking about the time you pulled a prank on your friend Yaku with Kuroo
- he knew that you were already very sleepy from the way you were slurring your words
- "Y/N do you hate me ?" He said, abruptly and he heard a strangled laugh coming from you followed up by the question
- "what's that for dummy ?"
- "please answer" he asked in a whisper, sounding almost desperate
- you took a second to think about it
-you had grown quite close to your tall partner in such a short period of time, even letting your guard down and stopping from being so defensive
- "i don't hate you....i could never" you said the last part more to yourself tho but Matsukawa didn't miss it, he wished he did as he heard the soft sighs coming from your now sleeping form
- his heart ached as he got up, putting on his black coat over his mathing turtleneck shirt, taking his gun and spare map of the auction venue
- you were totally going to hate him now....
- and then he left for the opening party
- the rain was pouring outside
- for some reason you couldn't sleep well that night
- that only happened whenever Kuroo was out on a mission at night or Kenma was working in his office
- you hated sleeping alone, you couldn't do it
- being alone was the one thing you dreaded the most in your life, death was nothing if nobody knew where you were, if nobody aknowledged your existence you weren't alive
- but Mattsun was there and you trusted him.
- yeah you were kind of an ass to him during like 90% of your interactions with him but you just didn't know how to talk to him ??? He was so strong and good at what he did so you couldn't help but feel admiration but also intimidation
- yet you've felt probably more comfortable with him than anyone in your life (yes even Kuroo and Kenma weirdly enough)
- it was a nice feeling
- maybe it was because you saw him differently than them...
- but anyway
- you felt like yourself around him
- and yet
- why couldn't you sleep ?
- "Mattsun ?" You called out to him, voice cracked from not having used it for a while
- no answer
- maybe he didn't hear you over the rain....?
- you had a bad feeling about this
- "Mattsun ?" You called out a little louder, sitting up
- yep definitely
- you turned on the light and to your surprise, Matsukawa was nowhere in sight
- your heart sunk at the realization
- you were alone
- what about the plan ? Ah its true that he never said anything about it
- did he not trust you enough with it ? Did he think you were too assertive ?
- you wanted to cry but it seemed as if your brain wasn't working, your body rushing on its own to check the date and time on your phone : past 10pm on thursday night.....
- the opening party !
- "shit shit shit he must have gone there to take them by surprise wtf is he thinking doing this alone?" You thought aloud, maybe it would trick your body into not being scared
- at this point you were terrified, rushing to get the red dress on as well as putting your 2 guns under each of your thigh straps
- is he alone ? Surrounded by highly trained and dangerous Yakuzas ? What if....you were too late ?
- you didn't have time to think too much about it as you knew that this kind of thoughts led nowhere.
- you had to infiltrate that party the fastest you've ever done in your life and see for yourself, luckily, the venue was only a few crossroads away from your appartment
- truth was Mattsun's plan was not so bad
- after all you had insisted on making him find info on every staff member there too so it's thanks to you if he just so happened to know what type of guy that one waitress liked in order to flirt with her and convince her that he had forgotten his watch in one of the closed off aeras of the venue
- the place was absolutly gigantic, after all it was a mansion bought will illegal money
- he hated this, he just wanted to get it over with, retrieve the sword, gtfo and go back to Miyagi forever so that he wouldn't feel the pain of the illusion of being by your side when you were clearly far ahead of him
- you'd always been anyway
- he had finally reached the generator room and opened the vents with much difficulty as the room was a mess of cardboard boxes and storage shelves
- he was just going to cut the power, which would take about 15 minutes to get back, allowing him to go thru the vents to the main hall that was right thru the wall to his side, retrieve the sword and just make a run for it
- hopefully the rain would cover most of the sound he made so that was even better
- see that would have been great if he hadn't felt the icy cold metal of a gun at the nape of his neck as he was fiddling with the generator
- he had been caught.
- it was the end.
- shit he fucked the whole mission over and now even you didn't have a chance to-
- "what exactly do you think you're doing Mattsun ?" You said coldly even tho the hurt in your tone didnt go unnoticed by the taller man
- "haha Y/N whatchu doing here on this fine night ? You look stunning btw"
- "Cut the crap shitty eyebrows i asked you a question"
- you finally lowered your gun allowing your harsh glare to show how upset you truly were
- damn, Matsukawa really felt shitty :\
- he'd never seen you like that- well not soaked from the rain but....so vulnerable to him
- all your feelings talks happened in the dark of night in your hideout, he'd never seen your face look so pained before
- "I did what was best for both us..."
- "bullshit." He wasn't sure that he believed himself either to be honest
- "what the fuck are you even doing anyway ? I thought you and i were in this mission together ?? Did nothing matter to you ? I finally think that i found someone who i could trust other than my fucking family and that's what you do ? Ditch me for your own profit ?? You did what was best for your damn self Matsukawa"
- you were upset. He got it really, his insecurities had gotten the best of him like they often did....except he didn't have the strength to confront them, to confront you about it. So he got it and he didn't retaliate.
- "so what ?? You're not even going to say anything ?? Not even TRY to fucking apologize ? Do you really don't care ?" You searched for his eyes, but little did you know that he just....couldn't talk nor maintain eye contact with you right now
- "Mattsun...i thought you and i had...something ? I don't know maybe i hallucinated or some shit but i thought we were at least friends you know ? D-did you ever tolerate me at all ?"
- your voice cracked, it got lower and it cracked, and at that moment he was sure his heart broke right at this instant too
- he wanted to tell you that that was the farthest thing from the truth
- he wanted to tell you that he loved you
- but you were too far. Once again, you were miles ahead of him, more than ever
- and the sound of voices coming from the corridor did NOT HELP
- you could not afford being found here so with the professionalism left in you, you pushed your feelings away and pulled Mattsun behind a shelf, crouching and waiting
- you were so close he could feel you shivering from the cold and he felt so so bad
- but now was not really the moment
- "didn't you hear shouting ?" Shit. Maybe you should have waited until getting out of here for your heart to heart because this guard was definitely not trippin
- there were 2, luckily they didn't have the idea to split up to search the room, all you had to do was move low and close to the walls in order reach the door and well....the katana literally could not matter less to any of y'all rn
- at this moment you really regretted going out in such a hurry completly forgetting to contact Kenma, he could have hacked into the camera system and told you were they were so easily.....
- anyway, despite that you guys were stealthy enough to get out if the room
- now the problem was getting out of here.....
- you held Mattsun's wrist loosely as you ran thru the corridor of the building, thunder raging and labored breathing filling the silence
- "Y/N we could get out from the rooftop !" Right....if you could only get there then maybe you could just parcour your way out of this by getting on other rooftops....damn you were glad Matsukawa always thought of every escape plan possible
- you didn't really mean what you said earlier
- yes, you were disappointed but, you were also scared for his dumbass
- and rn may not be the best moment to realize it as you were most likely in a life of death situation but....you loved him
- fuck you loved him so much that you were running in a goddamn dress right now
- "i truly hoped it wasn't you" said a voice from the end of the lobby
- of course it just had to be the Yakuza boss you dreaded so much
- Kondo was just standing there, arms crossed but you knew better than to take her lightly
- "did you come to retrieve it ?" Its funny how her voice seemed to dominate even the full on storm outside, the occasional lightning bolt shining light from the huge windows into the corridor
- "No....let us pass please we just want to leave" Mattsun felt how tensed you were and immediatly rested his hand on his gun handle under his coat
- "yeah sure sweetheart but only if you tell your guard dog to calm down unless he wants me to cut his fingers clean off" she threatened nonchalantly as her hand met the handle of her own katana strapped to her belt
- Matsukawa was deadass glaring at her so hard you didn't recognise him
- he honestly looked like he could take her on but...you didn't feel like testing this theory tonight
- "hey hey, it's alright" you soothed him, putting your hand on his arm and squeezing slightly
- it seemed to work because he quickly let go of his gun even tho he was still glaring
- "let us go" he said firmly
- she pushed herself out of the way and motionned with her arm as if to say "go on~" in the most theatrical way
- you passed her without issues and soon found yourself on the roofs as planned in Mattsun's escape route and made it safely to the streets, rain still pouring
- you were finally letting out a breathe you didn't know you were holding all this time
- you were alive and most importantly, so was he
- you turned around and were ready to say something when he cut you off by grabbing your arms and pulling you into a kiss
- it was short but it managed to get his point across very well as well as warm you up when he wrapped his arms around your waist, resting his forehead against yours
- "i love you Y/N....i swear i didn't mean to hurt you and put you in danger like that....if i knew i would have done things differently i-"
- "i love you too Mattsun and it's never been a problem to me, i've done way more dangerous things in my life than rescue my boyfriend from getting killed dummy"
- in the end, you weren't alone
- somehow he had become, your escape plan from it
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river-of-asgard · 4 years
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Quarantine Questions
Tagged by the lovely @pikapeppa ! Here we go:
Are you staying home from work/school?
Sadly, I work at a hardware store, which has been deemed "essential", so I'm still going to work as usual. Thankfully it's died down since our governor issued a shelter in place order last week, but for a couple of weeks, it got freaking crazy. I guess people just can't live without their gardens for one year.
If you're staying home, who's there with you?
My cat is staying patiently at home for me, as always, and my roommate, an older woman, has been self-quarantining the way she should. (Good on her, I say. We're still getting our regulars at work who are popping in three times a day for tiny purchases, or to just chat with the store manager, like everything's normal, and that's driving me bonkers. Especially because we're in between roughly five retirement communities, so most of our clientele is high-risk. And since I work retail, I don't have health insurance, but I can't tell people to go tf home.)
Are you a homebody?
Oh, gods, yes. If I didn't have to work, I'd be doing just fine staying holed up in my room right now. A friend who's much more social than I am asked how I was holding up, and I had to be honest and said "Things haven't changed all that much for me--I go to work, I come home, I hide from the world, I hang out with no one." INTROVERT FOR THE WIN WUT WUT
What movies have you watched recently?  What shows are you watching?
Let's see. Before my Netflix got turned off (one of the perils of leeching off of someone else's account), I binged The Letter For The King. Before that (before things got really bad, but when we knew it was coming) I finished another re-watch of The Witcher and Queer Eye. In the last few days, I've watched Into The Spider-Verse, The Gamers: Dorkness Rising and The Gamers: Hands of Fate.
An event you were looking forward to that got cancelled?
I was supposed to have my panel interview to get into the local electrician's union on March 19th. That got cancelled five days before it was supposed to happen. They're not predicting the union hall will open again until April 26th at the earliest, so if I'm lucky, I'll finally get my interview in May. Why'd a pandemic have to happen the year I decided to finally get off my ass and get my life back together?
What music are you listening to?
I've been on a folk kick lately, and dance remixes of folk music. I found this really awesome remix of Drunken Sailor which I can't stop jamming to. Also the PotC theme, and some good ol' electroswing.
What are you reading?
Slowly working my way through Tevinter Nights, thanks to @kittimau sharing a link in the Rowdy Scouty Discord. I'd prefer a paper copy, but I'm old-school like that, and at least with it on my phone, it's super-portable. I'm also trying to stay caught up on my favorite fanfictions. (What am I gonna do when Winds ends? *sad*)
What are you doing for self-care?
Keeping my room clean (it becomes a Depression Mess real easily, so I gotta stay on top of that), working on various crochet projects that have been abandoned (plus my commissions from before the plague), going through the bins in my closet to try to get those organized/consolidated and to find my witchy supplies, making sure I go for walks still (and lemme tell ya, social distancing is the best thing to ever happen to my walks--for the first time in years, nobody acts like I'm the weirdo for not saying 'hi' to strangers and giving them a wide berth as I pass). I'm trying to exercise more actively beyond walking, but there's so many other things to do. I'm also staying active on social media, making sure to chat with my friends both near and far fairly regularly, and honestly, otherwise just living life as normal. I rarely left the house except for essentials before all of this, so I haven't had to change much about my life since. I guess I'm lucky in that sense.
Have a COVID-19 selfie, since that's what all the cool kids are doing:
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Fight the plague, but make it fashion
Tagging @schoute, @lostinfantasies38, @lyrium-lovesong, @sharkapologists, @cornfedcryptid, and anyone else who wants to play!
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haevolution · 4 years
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name: enki
birth year: 2001 and wondering how tf i'm about to turn 18
sign: Sagittarius
height: idek at this point, somewhere around 1,65m????
put your playlist on shuffle and name the first 4 songs:
mirror by stray kids
mixtape#2 by stray kids
murder song (acoustic) by aurora
the good side by troye sivan
grab the nearest book, turn to page 23, what’s the 17th line?:
so the whole sentence is actually like 4 lines long so im putting the whole thing here bc i want you to suffer through thomas mann's obnoxiousness with me (and leaving it in german bc i cant be bothered to translate this shit):
"Höre, mein Freund, es müßte bequem und lustig sein, nicht immer so den ganzen Kerl spielen und für beides aufkommen zu müssen, das Wollen und das Tun" - Mario and the Magician by Thomas Mann
ever had a song or a poem written about you?: nah man im pretty sure im not the kind of person people rlly write poems about
when was the last time you played air guitar?: it's probably been a while, and it was probably when playing around with my brother, bc playing air guitar is the inevitable side effect of having a mom whos super into rock and him being a carbon copy of Slash
what’s a sound you hate/love?: i absolutely despise the squeaky sound some markers and chalks make and also when you scratch a plate with a knife/fork, and i love the sound of cats purring/meowing/any cat sound tbh, and the sounds of the kind of bonfire we used to make at the end of camps with my old scout troop: fire crackling, cicadas, singing our favourite songs with each other
do you believe in aliens?: i refuse to believe that in the entire universe, the only planet that contains any form of life is the Earth, doesn't matter if bacteria or complex, intelligent beings
do you believe in ghosts?: its,,,, complicated. kind of?? spirits and such metaphysical concepts are hard for me to wrap my head around, but if they do exist i wouldnt be shocked/surprised so to say
do you drive?: nah mate nor do i plan to get my drivers license any time soon, public transport in my city is good enough, we don't even have a car, and like why contribute to the carbon emissions yknow??
last book you read?: i literally took a break from/am procrastinating reading Mario and the Magician bc i have school in less than 8 hours and i need to have read it by the 1st period but this book is so indigestible especially since i gotta read it in the original german version (german being my 3rd or 4th language depending on how you slice it) and thomas mann's writing style is such a pain in the assssssss
do you like the smell of gasoline?: HATE IT SO MUCH i literally used to try and breathe the least i could whenever i was in the car w anyone and they had to stop for gas
the last movie you saw?: Maleficent 2
do you have any obsessions right now?: not rlly ig
do you tend to hold grudges?: not rlly?? unless someone does me really dirty i just kinda try to ignore it and move on,,,, key word try to
are you in a relationship?: ksdujdkajdhskshdjjajdhdjajdhjeudjejnsjcuajwjbxjskakdhdjsjhxkdmshfjdkkahxjdjwhcjwkoskfjs no
I got tagged by @taurusland
I'm tagging literally anyone that sees this and wants to do it bc god knows only like 3 people will actually see this ksgkdkamcje
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desert-dyke · 5 years
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I should finally do this before I forget, but i was tagged by @thedarknessofheaven  (fangs! Get it? Cause I’m goffik?)
nickname: Katie is technically a nickname and I was p much exclusively called that when I was younger so that when I first started learning how to read I was like  “why tf does this say Kathryn? That’s not me!” bc i didn’t know it was not legally my name. Other than that, I don’t really have any cool nicknames that have stuck (And I don’t really care for either name tbh)
zodiac: aqueerius
height: 5′4″ (I stopped growing in elemntary school so like literally I used to be the Tall Kid, until everyone caught up)
last movie i saw:  p sure it was About Time. I’ve seen it once before, but rewatched it with my mom recently. I don’t think i cried the first time, but i def did the second time, even tho i knew what was coming
favorite musician: its kinds weird bc I’m not like obsessing over anyone rn, and for a long time it was always like there was One Band I liked more than anyone else. so i really dont know who to put here
song stuck in my head: this is dumb but some electronic tune i was working on earlier
do i get asks?: not regularly. I appreciate those mutuals who will throw me an occasional bone
other blogs: ive got a lot but don’t really post on any of them besides this one. I’ve got like two blogs that are jokes, three specific fandom blogs for posting my cringe content I didn’t want to post here (which was mostly nsfw stuff, back when that was allowed), i have one for my band, one for my personal music projects, one for hosting images for rpg when i did that, one for Aesthetic Images Id want to find again at a later time, and one that I used to save spook-queen as a url back when I was ruff-boi (and now its just another url I want to horde)
favorite song: ill force myself to pick one, since i didn’t for musician. Ive finally listened to the Horrors’ latest album, rather than just listening to the singles, and its great and my current favorite album to listen to while driving. “Something to Remember Me By” is still my favorite track tho
what am i wearing: this t shirt thats soft and comfortable and i used to wear it nearly every day in college under a hoodie i also wore nearly every day and I forgot about it for awhile but recently rediscovered in my closet so now its on my bod
dream job: this is kinda a sore subject rn bc I have no idea what I am doing with my life and am kinda panicking about that and am afraid I am forever going to be stuck in my benefit-less, min wage retail position for the rest of my life and I have daily panic attacks about this since my interview for A Good Job didn’t work out
favorite food: i dont mean to copy you Griffin, but pad thai is so good and I am always down for shrimp pad thai, even tho yes I am allergic to shrimp but its worth the shrimp sweats
instruments i play: guitar, uke, bass
last book i read: Record of a Spaceborn Few by Becky Chambers. Pls read it. like literally anyone reading this post rn. I need people to talk to about this series. 
last song i listened to: I think we’re alone now - Tiffany
random fact: my first kiss did happen in the grass next to the mausoleum 
describe yourself as an aesthetic object: a halloween decoration you’ve forgotten to take down, and has turned weathered in the rain
ok i tag @justnevilledup @queen-of-arcordia @church-of-cherche @truck-sheperd @vesuviusclub @my-desertroses
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sophoreads · 5 years
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Annotation notes for Wicked Saints
Attached under the cut are my word-for-word annotation notes pulled straight from my copy of Wicked Saints. Check out my previous post and goodreads review before reading the annotation notes.
I only decided to start annotating this book 115 pages in, because I realized that there were so many problems I was complaining about to my friend Sophie over text that I thought “Hey, I’d better write this shit down so I have receipts/can easily reference my thoughts.” I’d never really done annotations before, so I pulled out a new pack of sticky notes and color tabs that someone gave to me for free when I was in college and got to work. I ran out of sticky notes (started a new pad) and yellow tabs (borrowed last few from a weird tab/highlighter I found at the bottom of my college study stuff bin). I also got so frustrated I had to put the book down several times, because I’d paid eighteen dollars to pre-order this fucking garbage.
Pg 115 Pink tab – Character note --Bitch do you want to kill him or not? This is like bad Reylo fic— (Nadya being ~~inexplicably~~ held back from killing Mal, because she really wants to kill Mal, but just CANT for SOME REASON)
pg 123 Yellow tab – writing/literacy/grammar note --no note written— “He braced himself for the inevitable summons from his father. It arrived immediately by way of servant wearing a plain brown mask that left only his eyes visible. One of his father’s personal servants.”
Pg 137 Yellow tab – writing/literacy/grammar note --WTF is “it commanded attention”?! This whole throne bit is needlessly over-explanatory and could be fixed by adhering to golden rule “show, don’t tell”—
pg 139 Yellow tab --you don’t have to repeat the same thing twice!— “…Serefin paused, swallowing down the anxiety threatening to choke him. He was suddenly unspeakably nervous.”
Pg 140 Yellow tab --you just said they didn’t know who it was and now, not even a page later, you’re literally describing Mal and saying you DO know who it was?! WHO TF EDITED THIS SHIT— (Izak telling Serefin that they don’t know the vulture who escaped, then the vulture lurking behind him describing the backstory of the vulture who escaped)
pg 145 pink tab --what, is she Canadian now?— “You’ve realized your father isn’t so good a father to you, eh?” she [Pelayega] asked.
Pg 146 Yellow tab --For all that Duncan over-explains things in this story I still don’t fucking understand the High/Low prince thing??? Not once has she gone into it. And what the fuck is a slavhka?— (in reference to the first mention of there being “low princes”)
pg 148 Blue tab – Plot note --Why is the church still standing they LITERALLY TORE IT DOWN! THIS PART OF IT COLLAPSED!!!— (in reference to parijahan lying on top of pillows in the church Mal and Nadya just destroyed to get rid of the Vultures)
pg 153 Yellow tab --Are we really still saying “invalid” in the year of our unbridled insanity 2019?— “…Your mother, Estera, is an invalid…” (Mal making up a fake background for Nadya)
pg 153 Blue tab --SINCE WHEN DOES HE HAVE TATTOOS ON HIS HANDS— (in reference to the very first mention of Mal having tattoos on his hands, 153 pages into the story)
pg 155 Pink tab --Anna is so flat a character she could be removed from the whole book and not one thing would change— (in reference to Anna deciding to leave the group to re-join Kalyazi forces. I hold by this statement because Anna had no fucking role in the end of the book, and was therefore a useless character throughout)
pg 157 Pink tab --I’m sorry are we ETHNIC CLEANSING?! IS THIS WHAT WE ARE ENDORSING?! WTF?— “…then we can cleanse Kalyazin of the heretics entirely”
pg 163 Blue tab --this is the first we are hearing about any hierarchy in the vultures, which we should have read many chapters ago, not just when convenient for the author/plot— (in reference to first mention of Crimson Vulture)
pg 164 Yellow tab/Blue tab (overlapping domains) --Inches? FRACTIONS? IN THIS ECONOMY?!— (what is math in medieval Poland)
pg 167 Yellow tab --Still have not defined nobility and what makes a family “noble” or slavhka or whatever “low prince/royalty” or some shit— (In reference to yet another mention of low princes/royalty and somehow differentiating them from slavhka)
pg 168 Blue tab --I am more interested in gay Romeo/Juliet in a blood mage society than I am the entire plot of Wicked Saints— --Also this interaction feels cringey and thrown in for…no real reason?— “You’ve missed so much! Did you know that Nikodem Stachowicz was caught in the palace archives with the youngest Osadik boy?” (Zaneta)
pg 170 Yellow tab --FIRE YOUR COPY EDITOR— He shrugged, burying his tattooed hands in his pockets. “It binds over time, magic does. Especially blood magic. It’s so accessible. You don’t have to have a true affinity for it…” (Mostly I got furious over the fact that we’re only just getting Mal’s tattoo hands, which was obviously written in as an afterthought for his character partway through the writing process and not retconned into the story. I also just hate the sentence “it binds over time, magic does.”)
Pg 170 Yellow tab --Page 170: “walked on” Page 177: on horseback. WHAT IS THE TRUTH?— “Malachiasz stopped to wait for Nadya while the others walked on ahead” (this note coincides with a future note)
pg 173 Orange tab – blatant parallels to and lifts from Dragon Age franchise --you get a special shame-color for copying Dragon Age (also WHAT IS YOUR MAGIC STRUCTURE HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE) (it’s just bad writing)— “He was referring to witches—apostate magic users outside the gods’ approval—but there had been no witches in Kalyazin for decades. Their route of magic was considered just as heretical as blood magic…”
pg 176 yellow tab --Emily A Duncan focuses [more] on the little actions of Malacheezit than she does for any other character and it hurts the story— (specific reference to line “He fidgeted, fingers picking at a hang nail” interjected in dialogue. This action-dialogue tag does no service to the story at all.)
Pg 177 Pink tab --What the fuck? Is this about Holy War or is this a romance fantasy? (note the order: not “fantasy romance”)— “In a flash, his hand was underneath her chin, thumb brushing against her jaw…If Nadya hadn’t been sitting down she suspected her knees would have given out on her.”
Pg 177 Yellow tab --SINCE WHEN DO THEY HAVE FUCKING HORSES?! FIRE ALL YOUR EDITORS FIRE THE PUBLISHER— “Nadya let her horse wander instead of tying it up, sending a short prayer up to Vaclav to keep an eye on the animal so it didn’t stray too far.” (These horses were never mentioned before (note connects to a prev. note) and were never mentioned again after this. I literally cannot fathom how or why this book made it to final printing in this state.)
Pg 183 Pink tab --All this romance shit seems so forced for both Nadya and mal. I see no actual attraction on either party?— (I’m not recording the second note as it is a crude remark against the author, a remark of which I still stand by, but would be damaging to both her and myself. However, the emotion of the second note follows the concept of “anyone who knew what they were talking about wouldn’t write this kind of bullshit.”)
Pg 185 Yellow tab --“Per se”? I’m sorry is there LATIN in this world? (it’s bad writing)— “He wasn’t putting it off per se, he…”
pg 186 yellow tab --“It was fitting THAT assassins…” ugh— “It was fitting assassins chose to strike that same evening” (Doesn’t the author have a masters degree? And works in a library? How is her writing this chopped and sloppy, omitting crucial subject/action markers?)
Pg 198 Blue tab --Jesus, are prostitutes of war a NORMAL THING? WE SHOULD BE SAVING THESE POOR WOMEN— “The girl is…” He faltered, convincingly. “Well, you understand.” He winked at the soldier. (the soldier doesn’t even remark on Nadya’s sex slave status) (Also I realize that “prostitutes of war” is not the correct vernacular, however I’m committed to giving you my direct and exact notes. I know that they are slaves of war, sex slaves specifically, and do not receive true compensation or reparation for their suffering.)
Pg 201 Pink tab --HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NOBLES? YOU LIVED YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN A MONASTERY!— “Nobles are nobles,” she [Nadya] said waving a hand. “Regardless of where they come from. The pettiness of court transcends all cultural boundaries.”
Pg 202 Blue tab --WHAT THE FUCK? EXPLAIN YOUR MAGIC/MYTHS— (referencing the blasé and brief mention of Wolf Changers, which we never hear about again)
pg 203 blue tab --WHAT NECKLACE? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?— --Oh, that necklace, that was mentioned in the first chapter, forgotten, reintroduced the following chapter, then COMPLETELY forgotten again! Bad writing. Bad props.— “Her prayer beads were safely in her pocket, so she clutched at the necklace Kostya had given her.”
Pg 205 Blue tab --Is her accent suddenly better?— (reference to previous statements of Nadya having a terrible travanian accent, hence the sex slave thing to the border guard so she doesn’t have to talk, but now she’s talking and there was no reference to her improving her accent at all or even working on it.)
pg 207 yellow tab --I can see Emily has a kink for masks + chin grabbing— “He [Serefin] reached out and took her chin in his hand, lifting her face up to his” (Mal has also done this to Nadya countless times and she orgasms almost every time.)
Pg 209 Orange tab --The veil, yet another stolen Dragon Age concept!— “…closed her eyes, letting herself feel the invisible wall separating gods from men. She felt it the moment they had stepped into Tranavia, the weight of the veil pressing down against her, choking off her only access to the divine.” (This is also the very first reference to any such veil being in place. It took 209 pages for this to be mentioned, in a book chock full of a girl talking to gods in her head. Also, they’ve been in Tranavia for awhile. Why wasn’t this mentioned when they first stepped foot inside? (because it’s bad writing))
Pg 209 Pink tab --Nadya’s powers seem almost limitless at this point— “Holy speech whispered through her head and she moved to disassemble the spells woven through the walls. She couldn’t take them apart completely— someone would notice, precautions in place—she was just making them fuzzy, bleeding them out. She dulled them so any information imparted back to the mages who set them would appear mundane.” (If Nadya’s powers (at this point in the book) are tied to the gods, there is no mention of which god provides these powers. If this is meant to foreshadow that Nadya has her own powers, it’s a lazy job. It’s simply overpowered and oversimplified. )
Pg 210 [no tab just a sticky] --oh FINALLY we hear how they met!— “I’ve known him [Rashid] my whole life. And we crashed into Malachiasz about six months ago after getting into trouble with some off-duty Kalyazi soldiers.”
Pg 214 [no tab just a sticky] --also can we acknowledge the whole “brown girl serves a white girl” thing because WOW— (in reference to Parijahan playing handmaiden to Nadya at the palace)
pg 215 Pink tab --“Couldn’t worry about the prince”? wasn’t HE the one she wanted to kill in revenge for Kostya? (IS THAT ALL FORGOTTEN NOW?)
pg 216 Pink tab --First Zaneta is Indian [coded] and now she’s black [coded]? WHAT?— “…a tall girl with luminous skin like onyx threaded with gold…her spiral curls fanned out around her head like a halo.”
Pg 217 Orange tab --The game? Court intrigue? Masks? This all reeks of Orlais and direct theft from Dragon Age— (in reference to basically the whole castle competition, masks, etc)
pg 217 Yellow tab --And now we’re switching perspectives mid-chapter? Just start a new chapter!— (in reference to the very first mid-chapter perspective switch, which will occur more from here on out)
pg 232 yellow tab --I am so sick of these italicized words without any translation or description— (in reference to szitelka which I still DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS)
pg 233 pink tab --what the fuck is Nadya’s perspective? Does she want to kill all Tranavians or not? Emily make up your fucking mind— (in reference to Nadya getting pissed at Mal for killing the other blood mage girl in Nadya’s duel, so that Nadya wouldn’t die and the duel would end)
pg 234 pink tab --literally when has Nadya worried about his safety, esp. when she’s the one always threatening to kill him?— “She hadn’t forgotten, not even while she found herself worrying about his safety and wanting him by her side.”
Pg 235 Pink tab --oh FINALLY we get a description of his tattoos! 235 PAGES IN!!!! BULLSHIT YOU HACK WRITER!— “She found her eyes drawn to the tattoos on his long, elegant fingers. They were simple, straight lines: two on either side of each finger and one down the back that started at the bed of each fingernail and ended at his wrist in a single black bar.” (I literally vomited in my mouth when I read this)
Pg 238 Pink tab --Oh so Mal can’t murder to save you but you can murder Tranavians and its fucking justified? Nadya is such a bad Nazi char.— “It’s not an apology for murdering that girl, she noted. But it was a start. It was something from this boy who obviously had no morals and no regard for anything that didn’t serve his own interests.” (Nadya is the worst hypocrite and I want to punch her in the face)
Pg 239 Yellow tab --Hanged? Since when? Has hanging? Been a threat? Ever? In this world?— “…or else this whole mess of a plan will go up in smoke and we’ll all be hanged for it.”
Pg 240 Pink tab (this is another omitted note because it is a crude comment in part against the author, but the other half does say that Nadya is such a virgin and that I am second-hand embarrassed because this book and the “romance” scenes are so bad)
pg 242 blue tab --If Nadya used blood magic, why don’t the gods cut off her powers for her heresy? It would only make sense— (this is just a general comment on the chapter and how, after the duel and Nadya used blood magic, her gods were still talking to her. This is also before we find out that Nadya has her own powers)
pg 247 yellow tab --the way this is lazily written we’re supposed to assume it’s Ostiya at the door. Could be written much better (all of this could be written much better)— “Serefin hastily wrapped his still-bleeding hand with cloth while Kacper got the door. Ostiya blinked her single eye at the sight of both of them.”
Pg 248 Blue tab --“delicate gov[ernmen]t? we don’t even know how  the gov’t is even structured!— “This was too far. It would crumble Travania’s already delicate government.”
Pg 259 Blue tab --Oh good, a love triangle. Good to know Nadya’s type is “blood mage  tortured/charming boy” that grabs chin + kisses hands— “…and wasn’t sure what to do with this charmingly awkward boy. That he was one of the most powerful blood mages in Tranavia...She wavered too much already; she couldn’t allow herself to feel any more.”
Pg 260 Pink tab --Literally all that Parijahan does is be soft + comforting? That is literally all she does to Mal + Nadya + Rashid?— “Nadya usually didn’t see this side of Parijahan. It relieved her to see there was a warm softness to Parijahan’s flinty gaze.”
Pg 270 Blue tab --What do you mean? When did you mention that the gods had withdrawn their power from Nadya?— “She had no magic. She had nothing. She had no hope without her gods.”
Pg 275 Blue tab --But they would abandon her for using blood magic you dumbass— “The gods wouldn’t have abandoned her. Not for a few doubts, not for kissing a heretic—not even that.”
Pg 278 Blue tab --Okay this is actually a really cool scene— (when Nadya is first using blood with the pendant to see her way out of the room the rogue Vultures locked her in)
pg 280 blue tab --Calls her “little bird” is this Mal?— (referencing this unnamed god that Nadya is talking to via Kostya’s necklace)
pg 287 yellow tab --sloppy transition makes it seem as though a new person is talking— (Basically for the next two pages Emily incorrectly punctuates her paragraph breaks while Pelayega is talking.)
Pg 294 Orange tab --Velyos=Solas=Mal? Oh my god is this whole plot a regurgitation of DA:Inquisition/Trespasser?— “Have you heard of him? I suppose not. The veil went up, Velyos broke away. Your gods were probably relieved, but here he is once more...”
pg 298 blue tab --fucking called it (“acted like he was dead”? Literally said before that he was “sent to the country”)— (in reference to Serefin seeing Mal and discovering that his cousin is the Black Vulture. Previously, a not so subtle mention of a nameless male cousin of Serefin’s was “sent to the country” when he was young. I immediately pegged it as being Mal. But now it is written that Serefin was led to believe that his cousin died? The inconsistencies are rife.)
pg 308 pink tab --Does Nadya literally have no self control or sense of morality (for her own morals)? What the fuck is this?— “Then her traitorous, heretical hands betrayed her as she reached up and wove them into his hair, pulling his face down to hers and kissing him. Because she was angry with him, furious with his lies, but not even her anger was enough to cool the burning she felt when he was near; the heat that spread through her nerves when he touched her.”
Pg 308 Pink tab --ooh power shift, she’s doing the chin-grabbing now!— “She took his chin in her hand, directing his gaze down to hers.”
Pg 309 Blue tab --except for the vultures that kidnapped her? What about them?!— “Go to the cathedral when you’re finished here,” he said. “None of the Vultures will give you any trouble.”
Pg 313 Pink tab --Didn’t want the fate of nations? She LITERALLY came here to topple the monarchy and uproot Tranavia and start a mass ethinic cleansing— “She was only one girl; she didn’t want the fate of nations resting on her decisions.”
Pg 314 Pink tab --YOU CAN’T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS YOU DUMB BITCH— [the dumb bitch being Nadya] “The war took something important to me,” she said, fingering Kostya’s necklace unconsciously. She couldn’t think about how it had been Serefin who had led that attack. (Nadya literally forgets and completely forgives Serefin for what she believes is Kostya’s murder (we know that Kostya wasn’t killed by Serefin but his BABY BRO WAS). Like, wasn’t Kostya super important to her? And she tried to kill Serefin in revenge but Mal stopped her? And in literally less than a week she totally forgets about it?)
Pg 318 Pink tab --Honestly, Mal deserves better than Nadya. He’s clearly doing his best and she’s just being racist and unwavering.— He opened his mouth, at a loss for words. Finally, he asked, “Will it always be like this?” Would it? She couldn’t say. Would she ever be comfortable with what he was? Or would it always be this constant hot and cold, friends one second and enemies the next? “I don’t know.” (Nadya is so abusive in this whole relationship I feel bad for Mal)
pg 321 yellow tab --He literally said he only told her the truth?! Mal has literally not told one lie?— “He was a liar and she wanted his truths”
pg 322 yellow tab --The whole order of this scene description + the characters is clunky and wrong— (no further comment really, that pretty much explains it)
pg 326 pink tab --Did she literally forget about Kostya? Did Nadya literally just forgive Serefin b/c she thinks he’s cute and tortured? LITERALLY? WHY?— “Serefin. He’s good,” She nuzzled his chest. “I like him. He should live.”
Pg 327 Blue tab --Can Serefin suddenly write his own spells now?! I thought only Mal could do that— “As he sat down at his desk with spells sprawled out in front of him, blood still drying on the pages, he couldn’t shake the feeling…”
pg 335 pink tab --That’s right, bitch! You’re damn nigh abusive to him and for some reason he keeps coming back! I don’t know why since you have the personality of a Nazi but for some reason Mal just really wants to fuck you!— “How could she be the only good thing to happen to him? She had almost slit his throat, had hung him off a railing. She didn’t even trust him, not really.”
Pg 351 Blue tab --since when have we seen a fucking calendar system?— “…turned the tide of a battle in 625 when…” (this is a “Vasiliev’s Book of Saints” entry for chapter 33. There is one more reference to a year in an earlier codex entry (tsk another Dragon Age ripoff) for something like 15XX. We don’t know what year it is, nor do we know when/why they started counting. Maybe it’s not critical for the story but it IS critical if you’re bringing it up.)
pg 357 orange tab --Literally Solas’s plot in Trespasser— “She bit back a cry of pain and shoved her magic harder up at the veil. If this was when she died, then fine. Fine. She would tear this veil down first and bring the gods back to Tranavia with her dying breath.”
Pg 360 Blue tab --How did she get here? Already? These scenes are so lazy, show me Nadya scrambling up the dais to Mal’s waiting neck— “He idly spun a chalice on the armrest and Serefin watched as the cleric stood and darted for a dagger that reseted a few steps away. It was time to test just what he could do with this power. (now it’s Nadya’s POV) Malachiasz’s eyes closed. He tilted his head back, baring his throat to Nadya’s blade.”
Pg 363 Yellow tab --Did we just miss Serefin fighting his father for Nadya’s sexy threatening? Was that really a real choice the author made?— (Nadya looks over at Serefin) “Serefin was on his knees, hunched over in pain, blood oozing from his head, one hand white-knuckled on the ground holding him up. Dead moths littered the floor around him. The stars around his head began to flicker out.”
Pg 368 Yellow tab --you CANNOT call it an “Adam’s apple” when there is no “Adam” or Christianity in this fantasy world! Lazy writing indeed!— “His head tilted back, Adam’s apple bobbing, as he swallowed hard.”
Pg 376 Yellow tab --this line is so cliché and fucking bad why the fuck is it even in here?— “The king is dead, long live the king,” she said, handing it [the crown] to him [Serefin].
Pg 376 Yellow tab --And why didn’t you write that the other vultures disappeared? There is so much missing here— “Where are all the Vultures?” Ostiya asked “Most probably fled with their king,” Serefin said.
Pg 378 Yellow tab --Is what enough? Power? Crown? What the fuck? This is so sloppy— “Will this be enough?” she asked him [Serefin]. “To stop the war?” … [Serefin:] “It will”
pg 380 yellow tab --No clear description of where Mal is. Is this physical or ethereal? What the fuck is happening?— (Mal’s whole epilogue)
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thedepthsremember · 5 years
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Choices Fandom Ultimate Questionnaire
I was tagged by @littlecrookedheart!
1. Which of your MC’s would win the hunger games?
I can see my ILITW mc Dana doing well. She’d go the Rue/Peeta/Foxface route of hiding as long as possible, but when it comes down to it, she’ll do what she needs to in a fight. And then be traumatized forever. :( 
2. Which MC is your favorite?
Riley (TRR) is the one I’m personally most attached to, but I do particularly enjoy how the Desire and Decorum MC is written. 
3. If only one LI could be transported into your real life to become your real-life partner, who would it be and why?
Right now I’m feelin Ben from LoveHacks, or Lucas from ILITW (+10 years pls) 
4. Which character do you relate to most?
There were way too many Maxwell moments where I had to stop and put my face in my hands because oh no I do that. 
5. What was the first book you played?
High School Story! The app recommended it from whatever I picked, and I was too overwhelmed to really try branching out until I finished all 3 books. 
6. Which book have you replayed the most times?
TRR, definitely. 
7. Would you rather have Hero 2 or Most Wanted 2?
I haven’t played the first of either of them, sorry D: 
8. Did you like LoveHacks?
I really did! The characters were great, even if it felt like the 2nd book got a little lost in the middle. Very chill fun. 
9. Do you like RoE?
I’ve only played the first two chapters so far. Seemed ridiculous in a mostly good way? I keep hearing really cracky things from people who’ve actually played, enough to intrigue me into giving it a real try... eventually. 
10. Which MC in your opinion is the most beautiful? 
Haunting of Braidwood Manor, hands down! God, why don’t they reuse her, all the options are so pretty. 
11. Which female character (from any book) is the prettiest in your opinion?
Scarlett from Veil of Secrets! That design is way too pretty to be a side character that disappears halfway through. 
12. Which male character (from any book) is the most handsome in your opinion?
When Lucas showed up I was kinda like 0_0 Like wow, look at him. 
13. Which character is the most intriguing?
I’m gonna cop out and copy Ophelia’s answer: We don’t really know much about Jax! Who did he used to be before he got Turned. Who turned him. JAX BACKSTORY BB2??? 
14. If you had to befriend anyone from any book, who would it be?
Hana would be fun to hang out with. 
15. Which MC has the best outfits?
TRR MC’s are pretty consistently fantastic. What a life! Perfect Match also has some good ones. 
You didn’t ask, but for worst, ima say Bloodbound’s are pretty meh overall :/ 
16. Which book would you want to be transported into and live the life of that MC?
LoveHacks MC has a great life with low stress. But in terms of the more exciting ones... Probably Perfect Match? 
17. List 5 characters you dislike the most.
Duke Richards can rot in hell, Lorelai Lee (get your claws tf away from your daughter), Madeline is cancelled, Vega (backstabs you and smiles), Priya (no boundaries and entitled af). There are other ones I dislike on a personal level, but still might admit are good as characters. Those are the ones who can just go away. 
Tagging @breaumonts @damiensjacket @kadencantarella @riseandshinelittleblossom 
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okay so I wrote a “review” (really just my thoughts in a disorganized way) of Sonic Forces about a year and a half ago and never got around to posting it, but I still have it so I’m posting it now because I have opinions
Main Game
Green Hill. Again. Argh. I mean at least they tried to change it up a little by throwing sand over it but that didn't really make any sense. (sega plz)
Look, I like Chemical Plant alright (for some godforsaken reason), but it's already been in Gens and Mania. Just give us Mystic Cave Zone or Mushroom Zone or something! Hell, use both! We could have Mushroom Zone instead of Green Hill Zone!
I gotta say the goop waterfalls in Network Terminal are really flow-breaking, you just come to a dead stop if you touch them and have to stop half the time to avoid hitting them, and you can't reliably avoid them very well. You can't even boost through them!
Luminous Forest is pretty and all but uuuuuggghhhhh casino levels suck
Infinite is delightfully edgy and I thoroughly enjoyed him, but they didn't utilize him very well.
Infinite's battle themes reflect his boss battle quality!
First battle: total banger of a song, pretty good boss fight (runnin’ on a SNAKE)
Second battle: excellent song, decent boss fight (best use of his nightmare zone powers, at least in the first half)
Third battle: okay song, boring reskin of the Metal Sonic boss fight
Why did they not give us a Chaos boss fight :( lame
Also why did Infinite use Chaos 0 instead of literally any other version, all of which are stronger? Like, would Perfect Chaos use too much energy or something?? He made giant snake versions of himself just fine...
Actually, why couldn't those have been Chaos??
Metal Sonic fight was okay but way too similar to Silver's in Gens
Also why is Metal Sonic a copy?? Just use actual Metal, come on, Eggman
There was no resolution to Infinite's plot and I am disappoint
Why does Infinite just flip the Avatar around with the Phantom Ruby in Metropolis? I feel like he should be at least shooting cubes at you or something instead of just occasionally passing by to frick with your gravity in suspiciously convenient ways
If Sonic was tortured for six months why is there no indication of this? He doesn't look or act any different than usual. Even without being tortured (as in the JP script), he should at least have some ill effects from being imprisoned for half a year.
I'm okay with Knuckles being the commander of the Resistance but who thought it was a good idea to let him come up with strategies? He's mostly a traps and punching guy on that front. I realize Tails was gone and all but I feel like most of the other characters could have strategized better.
Classic Sonic does basically nothing of note and has the worst levels and gameplay. Why is he even here if they weren't going to use him properly?
Caveat: I'm mostly going off of other people's statements re: his gameplay, I suck at Classic games overall and would probably dislike his levels regardless
Why does destroying the Phantom Ruby send Classic back to his dimension? I wouldn't think the Ruby would need to actively hold him there...
First of all, I feel like Tails should have been able to fix Omega. Secondly, why did they leave him there for six months?? Thirdly, HOW DID HE GET FIXED????? (Loved that he was here, though.)
I want to see the fight between Silver and Infinite, it was probably super awesome
Okay, so I can kind of excuse the giant snake given the giant worms of Lost Hex, but why would it try to eat Sonic. He'd be a tiny snack. What does it even normally eat? Other giant snakes?? (Is it an illusion??)
Why are both of Classic Sonic's boss fights just bomb tennis
Why is the final boss called a Death Egg Robot? The only similarities are in the first form's head (when protracted) and its primary (shoulder) arms. The rest is tentacle snake nonsense. And the second form is a straight-up tentacle robot, and somewhat similar to the Nega-Wisp Armour. And it's not even on the Death Egg!
Final boss was really ominous though, I liked it. First, dramatic orchestral music. Then, it murders you repeatedly by barely telegraphing its attacks to a first-timer. (Stop killing the floor!!) Then you "beat" it and a chestburster tentacle robot explodes out and dumps you in null space. The actual tentacle bot fight was kind of a letdown though, it was basically just the Nega Wisp Armour from Colours instead of something new... (also I was bad at timing my laser dodges so some salt there)
How is Classic Sonic doing Homing Attacks in the Death Egg Robot's third phase? He literally can't do them yet, wtf. (I choose to believe Modern Sonic and/or the Avatar is throwing him at it :P)
The water slides in Aqua Road are neat and fun the first few times, but when you're trying to S-rank the level they are such a pain. The RNG with the Motobug bouncing is the woooooorst. (Getting unavoidably knocked into spike balls sucks.)
Also why were a) spike balls there to begin with, it's enough of a challenge not falling out, and b) the spike balls moving slower than everything else in the slides? And then slow you down to their speed if you hit them, so when your invincibility runs out you're still glued to them and die?
Avatar gameplay is really fun, but I'm not a fan of how many automatic grapple points there are. Just let me do it!! It's not hard!!!! (Plus some of them are really unnecessary)
No boss fight with fake Shadow either, but that's less disappointing than Chaos for whatever reason (maybe because he's around more?)
Gotta say though I liked a much larger portion of the music in this game than usual, it's really good
However, the music for Classic's Green Hill stage is screechy garbage.
A good chunk of the stuff conveyed with the overworld dialogue would have been better presented as actual cutscenes (esp. the ones that use sound effects :/)
There is literally an area called "City" are you freaking kidding me
Okay, so Eggman decides to drop the sun on the Resistance...but he's also there?? I assume he's like, just not included in the illusion and is just laughing at their stupid faces, but it would have been nice to have some indication of that.
Why even make Zavok copies?? He sucks and no one likes him. Also he's kind of part of a set, where are the other Zeti copies?
I realize this is a video game, but why does Infinite make such easily dodgeable cube obstacles/attacks? "Ah yes let me make some long rectangles with big gaps to go through at each end, this will never fail"
I would like to thank Sonic Team for not making Imperial Tower a timed mission, that shit was hard enough as it is
I would also like to thank Sonic Team for making Imperial Tower so easy to cheese with Hover Wispons
I really wish the Null Space level had more...Null Space. You're in it for like 30 seconds, and it's a waste of a really pretty level design. AND it's just a straight shot that's 80% Double Boost.
Why is Double Boost a thing? The Avatar is just some random civilian, they shouldn't have weird team-up super speed powers.
I love that basically all of Sonic's friends are here doing stuff again, it is glorious. (Even though they were kind of epic fails until the Avatar joined/they got Sonic back...)
However, it would have been nice to see them occasionally doing stuff in the levels (like beating up robots in the background or something), rather than just in cutscenes.
Classic Sonic doesn't get an Infinite fight. :(
Which is weird, since he's the only playable character with Phantom Ruby experience/story.
In Final Judgement, the radio chatter includes them going "so this is where Eggman built Infinite" and...there are several things wrong with that. First of all, "built"? He's organic, it would be better to say something like "created" - even putting aside that that would be more metaphorical, as Eggman didn't straight-up create Infinite the person, just his current identity (not that they have any reason to know that - but they have no reason to think he made him either). Secondly, how are they coming to this conclusion? There's no tubes or assembly machines around until the end tubes with Phantom Ruby prototypes(?) in them, and those are part of the reactor. Plus an early cutscene has Infinite in a tube in a completely different area, though it could have been contained in the same superstructure. I mean I guess you could argue that the level looks like a factory?? Thirdly, how can they even see inside? They're not there.
Episode Shadow
Why is this so goddamn short. Only three levels? Really??
Why is the last cutscene just the first one from the main game?? They should be explaining where tf Shadow's been during the main game! So lazy.
Aqua Road is like 80% waterslides whyyyyyy
Infinite is really bad at getting revenge, holy shit. He just...illusions him for a bit until he gets away?? With some cube attacks tbf but STILL...
Also this shit never comes up in the main game why exactly? (I know the answer is probably they came up with this later like FOOLS, but argh)
ALSO also why do Infinite's attacks not send Shadow into the nightmare realm like they do in the main game?
Why do they go to such lengths to hide Infinite's face if they just straight up show it in his comic??
Honestly the way Shadow treats Infinite in this feels kinda out of character. I feel like he wouldn't be quite that harsh. (Definitely in character if it was Boom!Shadow, though...)
I am disappointed that Shadow is just a Sonic reskin. Let me use Chaos Spear! >:(
Also disappointed that Shadow can only be played on Modern Sonic stages; why not also Tag stages??
Misc
Infinite's theme is hilariously edgy and I love it (could do without the rap tho)
Kinda disappointed that this game has no fancy CGI cutscenes. I always look forward to those...
I think they had way too much nostalgia-baiting in this game. Classic Sonic, four previous Sonic villains (mostly Chaos and Metal Sonic though), Death Egg Robots, Green Hill and Chemical Plant and Death Egg...it just smacks of desperation. Not sure if it's "Generations was popular let's do that again" or just general trying to get fans back, but it's silly. You expect this sort of thing for Generations bc it was an anniversary game, but this one decidedly isn't and it feels like they're grasping at straws trying to get/keep players.
Also this is a Modern Sonic game, why is 50% of the content not playing him. Why is Classic even heeeeeeere
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i forgot to copy andpste the rules fuckjdjh anwyay taged by @younghyuuns and @pupcats :D thank u guys for tagging me i havent done this in ages
tagging: @minhyukwithagun (just saw ur new icon ffuck) @briwoon and @tokayhk u guys dont have to tho ily all oh also @hyunghoney and @hyungkyunnie and @minhyukt suddenly im tagging everyone u guys dont have to do it either ily toohdjh
last:
drink: water hddhh im so happie to hear everyones answer is water too stay fresh
phone call: ................ oh my mum i was gonna say i dont call ppl but she called the house phone yesterday
text message: ‘what’ jhddsjhjhsh
song you listened to: beside you by 5so/s im wheesinghs falen kdhs
time you cried: really cried??? january on a thursday aka last month i broke down in school djhhsjh schools the place i cry the most i couldnt go through one month without breaking downdjhdhs every year i have 2 cry there at least once apparently jesushdjs
have you ever:
dated someone twice: i havent even dated anyone once
been cheated on: see above
kissed someone and regretted it: see above
lost someone special: immmdmfmmdkks i guess not? in terms of friends they were special but not anymore so i guess that doesnt count
been depressed: nope
been drunk and thrown up: in this house we only drink water
in the past year have you:
made a new friend: heck yeah? i made so many good pals after revamping this blog im so happie :( 
fallen out of love: no lol i stopped having this crush on this person at the end of 2016 best decision of my life
laughed until you cried: one too many times but i cant remember any ;-/ 
met someone who changed you: falen?? but everyone has an effect on mehjd 
found out who your true friends are: well . yeah
found out someone was talking about you: idk i dont rememberjhdhjhs i dont care enough
general:
how many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: only karissa and she doenst even use tumblr much ;-/ 
do you have any pets?: i wish i did D: but not now.. jsjd maybe when im out of this country/place
do you want to change your name?: ifjkksj not rly..??????? i just hated it for a while when i was younger bc i didnt like the nicknames that came with my namejhddh
what time did you wake up this morning: 11am fuck my life
what were you doing last night: giffing :D and then i gave up bc it started messing up so i went to bed
name something you cannot wait for: school to start bc im excited since its a whole new jhhdhsh thng? but im also terrified im learning physics theres a reason why i took biology instead man my course is called biotechnology nothhjjhhjjhsjhhf physics dont interact 
have you ever talked to a person named tom?: the only tom i know is tom from tom and jerry
what’s getting on your nerves right now: the gifs 
blood type: a emoji
nickname: when ging said her answer i lost my mind how many of you arent using ur real names tf... does ging stand for ginger also this question is about me hold onfjdhhhjshd uh egg and meggan i guess? nutfucker toojhdjhhjdh bc that was my ig name so irl ppl would call me that and embarrass me thanks or just nut because of that username too
relationship status: never dated thank god
zodiac sign: capricorn sun and taurus moon im the .optimum dirt call me soil hdjsh also i showed ayesha my chart and she lost her mind saying the reason why i say oh worm so much is bc im like 50% earth i couldnt stop laughing tumblr install a filter search function in chats i need to dig that up 
pronouns: she/her
favorite show: haikyuu i aint gonna stop loving u bitch
college: idk what this means either im not gonna tell yall my school im gonna be doing biotechnology tho trust me i dont know what the fuck that course is about im a fool all i know is that it has to do with cells [changkyun voice] well its cells
hair color: black but i like to think its brown
do you have a crush on someone: crushes and the whole. love game is cursed 
what do you like about yourself: i learn... from my mistakes i guess idk also im generally friendly .         ...
firsts:
first surgery: none
first piercing: none im a [redacted] 
first sport you joined: fucking. golf or swimming or tennis i used to be all about sports now i just. walk 
first vacation: probably malaysia
first pair of sneakers: converse which i used to deem as clown shoes ... now all i wear are converse dkhhdshj
right now:
eating: amylase 
drinking: nothing i need to drink water im thirsty hold on stay hydrated if ur reading this drink some water
i’m about to: pee i need to go, 
listening to: spotify ad time hates me. ill go back to this later oh wait this isnt a spotify ad anymore scavenger by finish ticket who r they? idk either my friend recommends me songs and theyre good but by bands ive never heard of
want kids: no iwnt animals
get married: marriage ? sounds phake
career: ive been saying this since 2016 but farmer
which is better:
lips or eyes: i hate myself i read lips and thought of l** m*nhyuk ;-/ singularity’s impact! and nojhhsjjhdh idk? fucking both i guess ??????? i dont look at peoples faces often
hugs or kisses: depends on the kiss but i love huggingjdhjhd i dont think. id be able to hug certain people tho? which is weird im fine with likejhdhjsjh hugging this person (usually happens when we’re watching movies bc djdkjjs im a [redacted] again so i have to hide my eyes) but i cant imagine myself.. hugging my other friendshjhdh??? idk itd be awkward ig 
shorter or taller: taller ! love me that height if ur below 165 cm dont talk to me
older or younger: older ???? or my age idk 
romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous im always like this with my friendsjhfhjhdh me: hey lets walk there instead my friends: ready tof ucking kill me
sensitive or loud: a ? a mediudndjs like... an in between 
hookup or relationship: preferably nothing but relationship of coursehjhd
troublemaker or hesitant: an inbetween jjdshjshd?? idk shit lads
have you ever:
kissed a stranger: nope
drank hard liquor: drank sparkling water once it counts 
lost contacts/glasses: no im so blind they always have to be on my fucking face 
sex on first date: sex never . 
broken someone’s heart: yeah but when i was kid so it probably didnt mean much 
been arrested: iddjsh i was gonna joke but i cant think of anything so no
turned someone down: jhdhhdjs yeah but mostly like hangouts?? hdjhd not like dates and shit 
fallen for a friend: let me think the first girl i liked wasnt a friend but when we became friends i was like o womrie nvm but she did help me realize im Not straight as did tumblr which even tho i constantly insult it helped me a lot fjdhjhs but my two crushes after were on my friends ;-/ my first crush unfortunately on a guyddhhs wasnt my friend either tho damn now u guys know my whole backstory :D
do you believe:
in yourself: sometimes bitch has 2 get those grades man
miracles: yes you (love live) please come home........ ... .... 
love at first sight: dam. was gonna talk abt anime again but hjhdhshj no ? i guess not maybe like wow ur attractive at first sight but thats it
if u read until the end thank u ur the realest have a good day!!!!!
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justsomekpopstuff · 6 years
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nsfw tag (pls dont judge me)
So, I was tagged by @au-writer (thank you i am suffering)
I am also putting my answers to this tag under the cut bc I know some of my followers are either 1) underage or 2) uncomfortable with this stuff. I am not so much but WOW this tag goes from 0 - 100 REAL quick... Is it hot in here? I’m sweating...ok here we go
How to play: STOP! Don’t read the questions yet!!!
 List 8 of your biases and bias wreckers so that each of them has one number and then answer the questions by copying the post and bolding your answers and/or giving an explanation beneath. Tag your friends who you think would like playing the game as well.
Joshua - seventeen (mah boi)
Changkyun/I.M - monsta x
Jinjin - astro (I double bias with Moonbin but i want to have one from each group i stan)
Johnny - nct
Taekwoon/Leo - vixx
Yixing/Lay - exo
Sunmi - solo artist
Jae - day6
Fall asleep next to 7 OR wake up next to 8?
Wake up next to Jae. I feel like he would be good for morning cuddles, y’know
Make out with 4 OR grind in a club with 1?
Omg...can I do both? I can’t choose...I have to go with One on this one bc he’s my ultimate bias and wow i am just...even though we’re both not big party people...just...wow
Play spin the bottle with 3, 4, and 8 OR take body shots with 5, 6, and 7?
Spin the bottle bc why tf not (they look kissable, don’t judge me)...also i’m not a very big alcohol person, I just don’t like drinking so i wouldn’t be super into body shots
Play never have I ever with 1, 7, and 8 OR strip poker with 2, 4, and 5?
I am so sorry shua ily I have to go with strip poker...pls dont judge me let me live. I mean lbr I feel like they would be kinda into it too, and I also am such a loser that never have i ever would not be very interesting
Give 2 a lap dance OR get a lap dance from 5?
Can I do both? I think if I had to choose, I’d probably give 2 a lap dance bc i can fake it till i make it, and i feel like Leo would get too flustered and explode...
Give hickeys to 1 OR get hickeys from 7?
these are so difficult omg...i think i’d give hickeys bc Shua has a really nice neck for it tbh and i feel like i would have more fun giving than receiving (plus could you imagine what he’d be like getting hickeys omg)
Get a naughty video from 6 OR get naughty pics from 2?
omg im sweating...i feel like Lay would get a bit awkward with it so i might have to pick naughty pics from Changkyun...i’d have to protect them from the NSA (bc my country is just a hot mess), but that’s what i’d prefer
Have romantic sex with 4 OR rough sex with 6?
Romantic sex with Johnny. i’m not really into the rough stuff tbh, thats just my preference. Plus I feel like he’d be the perfect person for that bc he’s a bit of a softie and so full of love
Have sweet talk with 1 OR dirty talk with 3?
Sweet talk with Shua. I love Jinjin, but I am 100% soft for Shua and I would just melt if I could hear his voice whispering sweet nothings to me omg my heart would just explode
Have shower sex with 6 OR pool sex with 7?
Pool sex with Sunmi bc i don’t want to die getting nasty in the shower. I love Lay but he’s a bit of a klutz and I feel like with our brains it would not end well if we tried something in the shower
Have kitchen sex with 5 OR wall sex with 8?
oooooh i think kitchen sex bc i’d feel a bit safer (plus theres food...wtf am i saying this is going down the deep end real fast). Like I said with Lay, I love Jae, but tbh i don’t think it would end well if we tried
Get teased under the table at a formal dinner by 3 OR do it to 4?
omg...im not good with teasing either way bc i have literally zero patience, but I feel like I would feel better if I were the one in charge of it bc then i could decide where it heads...
Angry sex with number 2 or make up sex with number 1?
If im angry im definitely not going to be in the mood bc thats the way my brain works, so make up sex with Shua. Like, im the least attractive when im mad so that would not be good
Have car sex with 7 OR backstage sex with 5?
Car sex with Sunmi bc I feel like that could be slightly more private than being backstage. i’d rather not get caught bc im a very awkward bean and would like to keep my private life private
Get overstimulated by 3 OR get your orgasm denied by 2?
Overstimulated. I got no patience so being denied is, like, not an option for me, so i’d rather have more than less (does that even make sense)
Go down on 1 OR have 5 go down on you?
FUCK IT. BOTH. I’M NOT CHOOSING.
Ride 3′s thigh OR sit on 2′s face?
Fucking BOTH I am the WORST bc literally how can i choose? like, both would be, like, perfect?
Get handcuffed by 8 OR blindfolded by 1?
I love Shua but i’d rather have my sight (i’m more of a visual person) so I’d rather be handcuffed...good lord what are these questions
Make 6 beg OR have 4 spank you?
I’d rather be spanked...I love Lay too much to make him beg, plus Johnny’s got some nice hands...pls dont judge me
Dominate 1 OR be dominated by 2?
ooooh dominate Shua...i feel like that would be something we’d both enjoy literally wtf am i saying i am sweating...
Get tied up by 8 OR have phone sex with 3?
im an awkward bean on the phone and i suck with words when i talk, so i’d rather get tied up by Jae...i feel like somehow he would make it more fun and playful rather than kinky
Have morning sex with 4 OR a one night stand with 5?
I’m not in to one night stands (i despise the idea of them actually) so I would rather have sweet morning sex with Johnny
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nikowldrabbles · 7 years
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This is for @saucey-and-spicey because I’m such a dumdum and I accidentally deleted her anon ask :c I’m sorry XD BTW I LOVE ANSWERING ASKS SO IT’S OKAY TO RE-DO :D
1) What got you into Tumblr ?
-I don’t remember when and how I made my Tumblr account, but I remember being addicted to Percy Jackson ? I liked almost ALL Percy Jackson fb pages, and I noticed they use posts from Tumblr a lot… Then there was this art that’s just—w o w. Amazing. I was really amazed and, I don’t know, I wanted to draw like that ? So I thought “who tf is this” and went to find the artist name—and it was Viria ! Yep, the almighty Viria. I found out her DevArt and I followed her there—then I also found out she had Tumblr so… I made my own. And followed her @-@ Is this creepy ? Fuck it sounds creepy—but yes, I did ! And so I thought “huh I wonder if Soul Eater is alive here” because truth hurts but… Soul Eater is dead in mostly every other website other than here :( SO I searched the SE tag and FUCK I’m not disappointed ! ;v; So many art, events, resbang, SE friends… AHHHHHHHHHH—
So yes. That’s how I got to Tumblr 😂 Cheers to @bbbutterfingers for inspiring me to draw Soul Eater things because of her cute af art ;v; And cheers to @mrsashketchum for being my first PH friend who also likes Soul Eater ! ;-; You are so rare mak omg ily 2) What made you passionate about drawing ?
-Soul Eater ! :D fuck, now you can tell how much this anime ate my life, huh ? XD Soul Eater was my first anime and it left something… Idk, great. In me. And while I was watching I can’t stop thinking about how the animation was simple but LIT, so when I got back home I decided I’ll draw them. I was like, nine ? Or ten. Somewhere before fourth grade… I drew a lot, EVERYWHERE, even in notebook paper. I copied from references in the hopes of me being able to draw them from heart, which is what I’m doing right now ;v; My art is still not perfect but I’m still practicing, and I plan to, like—take a course in college that can improve it ? I plan to be an artist in the future <3 I don’t know, I guess in the middle of all the copying of references and staring at digital drawings (until I got my drawing tablet), I developed the passion to learn more and draw… If one day, I’m able to PAINT Soul and Maka digitally, I’d be so fucking proud I might cry @-@ (I can also show you my very first drawings if you want, I kept them… It’s cringey but I’m proud because I’ve gotten so far without even realizing it :’) ) 3) Why do you love Soul Eater ?
-FUCK, I’VE WAITED FOR THIS QUESTION FOR SO LONG—
I love Soul Eater for A LOT of things. Soul Eater opened a lot of opportunities to me—drawing, writing… I first saw Soul Eater with my cousins. My family and theirs have this tradition that over summer vacation, I’d spend a week in my cousin’s house. And there, well, my elder cousing (let’s call him Kyle) told me something about “a girl being able to lift a scythe easily and a boy who can’t” ? And yes folks, that is SE, ft. Maka and Blackstar. So I was amazed, like “woah she sounds cool”, and because of that, the three of us watched the anime. And I was shook, okay—I already shipped SoMa at such a young age XD And I was so eager to draw them ! I wanted to draw Maka and Soul so much—I wanted to learn to draw them without references because I saw my eldest cousin (Kirsten) drawing Kid from her computer. It has been years though, and they’ve moved on from the show, but I haven’t @-@
Also, uh… A few years ago my life went a bit downhill and… I developed anxiety ? I haven’t consulted a doctor but I think I did, and… I don’t know. I never finish a day without being so terrified of something—may it be a deadline, or an argument, or something I did… It was also those days when I missed Soul Eater so much. So one day, I was scared of approaching a friend to apologize from a fight, then something came to me, like “What would Maka do ?” And it hit me—exactly. What would she do ? And I thought, she’d be really scared like how she was when she and Blackstar had that fight (episode 33 I guess ?) but… She’d face it. Then there’s also this “fear makes us stronger” quote she said and… Since then, that was how I cope. It helped me face things recently :D
The bottomline is, Soul Eater helped me a lot with life. It gave me passion, gave me an inspiration to fight something I hardly can. The characters were so great and I learned something from each and every one of them, and I don’t think I’ll ever forget how much this anime helped me ;-; Okay this is getting dramatic now Mari I gotta stop—
Thanks for sending an ask ! Even though this asshat was a dumdum who accidentally deleted it <3
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#cluecrewquestionnaire
Questionnaire made by @detectively
rules: copy and paste, answer the questions, tag 10 mutuals to do the same!
1. What is your favorite Nancy Drew game and why?
My all-time fav would probably be Shadow Ranch, it takes place in my home state (so all the inaccuracies are especially hilarious, like everyone having a southern accent and 89 degrees being "hot") My other favorites are FIN, SAW, ASH, and DED.
2. Have you played all 32 games in the series? If not, which ones haven’t you played? If yes, which one did you play first?
Yes! My first one was MHM in 2001, followed immediately by FIN.
3. What is your favorite line from any character in the series?
Either something from Eustacia "You-are-not-dead-yet?" Andropov or Alexei in ASH after you say, "Not all politicians are corrupt," he goes, "Where's your youthful cynicism? Yes, all politicians." Or something like that. :P
Nancy's sass is especially strong in FIN, so those are all contenders as well.
4. If you could change the ending to any game, which one would it be (no spoilers, though)?
Eh, I always thought the ending to DAN was pretty goofy and unrealistic, but I don't necessarily have ideas off the top of my head.
5. Which game is your least favorite, and why?
SCK. Very unappealing locations/aesthetic. Kinda boring characters and plot. Also RAN because the puzzles just. Never. Stopped. Also, going back and forth fetching driftwood for a spoiled bird is not my ideal gameplay. The monkey activities got pretty old too if you're trying to get all the trophies and had to play infinite games until you die. :P
6. Which character is your favorite? Why?
I have a few, but Ryan Kilpatrick from Deadly Device is a big favorite. I can relate to her addiction to gummy candy and I like her cool charts and motorcycle :P Also, maybe Jenna Dublin. Her personality seems really chill. Plus she gives me free souppp.
7. Which character is your least favorite? Why?
Takae and Renate only for the simple fact that conversation takes EIGHT MILLION YEARS to get through because of their monologues. Also Lily because she is so bossy and entitled, she really rubs me the wrong way.
8. How do you feel about the whole Nancy/Ned vs. Nancy/Frank situation? Do you ship her with someone else? Who, and why?
I don't really ship Nancy with anybody. Nancy/Ned is cool, Nancy/Frank is cool too (I can be a sucker for the agony of unrequited love so maybe Nancy/Frank is something I could get into? Why do I like sad things lol)
9. Do you have any fun headcanons about any of the games or characters?
Some from SHA, but I won't share them here because they're going into my fanfiction I'm writing!
10. If you could visit any of the locations of the games, which ones would they be and why?
The Ryokan Hiei, River Heights in ASH (I am always a slut for Nancy's beautiful house), Shadow Ranch (Dry Creek, Cougar Bend, and Cliff dwellings?? Sign me tf up), Thornton Hall, and Blackmoor Manor (that conservatory!!!)
11. Did you read any of the original Nancy Drew books? If yes, do you like them? If no, would you consider reading one?
I haven't! I would like to read some, but I'm not sure where to start, there are so many of them. Would love recommendations.
12. What is one thing any good detective can’t live without?
Either a camera to take pictures when you're snooping/trespassing and can’t take things with you, or a notepad.
13. Which game had the best soundtrack?
Hands down, it's between HAU and SHA. The Irish-themed music in HAU makes me melt, and I love the ethereal guitar pieces in SHA because they're so befitting of the desert.
14. What is one thing you wish HER would’ve included in any of the games (a conversation, interaction, location, feature, etc)?
I haven't thought about it too much, actually.
15. Do you have any ideas for a future game? What is it?
Not really, maybe something with more of a Whodunit aspect like in the older games.
16. How long does it take you to finish a game from start to finish?
It really depends. A few hours, sometimes I'll drag it out for days if I'm trying to savor the gameplay :P
17. Did any of the games scare you? If yes, which ones? If no, why?
SAW was spooky, and so was GTH and CUR. The ghosts and the nightmare sequence definitely added to the feeling.
18. Why did you join the Nancy Drew fandom here on tumblr?
There are so many hilarious jokes and I like seeing all the URLs that are just inside references to the games. ND stuff doesn't fit on my main blog so I decided to make a ND themed blog! I have a lot to say about ND, and sooo many aesthetic post ideas.
19. What is your favorite Nancy Drew joke (from in-game or even floating around the internet)?
I haven't been in the tumblr fandom for too long so I don't have one yet!
20. Who is someone in the clue crew you’ve always wanted to get to know?
Again, I'm too new to the tumblr fandom but I'm looking to make friends :)
21. What are three unpopular opinions you hold about the games?
--I think DDI is a bit overrated. *ducks to avoid flying projectiles* I liked it, but the gloomy seaside aesthetic is so depressing to me. I don't like the ocean, beaches, or perpetually gray skies. Sand? Salt? Cold wind? Boats? Seasickness? No thanks. --The type or amount of puzzles in a game rarely affects my opinion of it (aside from RAN). I usually rate the games by the plot and the atmosphere. --I can’t stand Loulou or Coucou, those birds get insta-muted whenever I play CUR or RAN.
22. Do you have any fun theories about any of the games?
Not off the top of my head! May edit some in later if I think of them.
23. Who was your favorite animal character featured in the games?
Good Ole' Bob from SHA.
24. Do other people in your life know about your love for Nancy Drew?
My husband and two close friends. I usually keep it to myself :P
25. How long have you been playing these games?
Since 2001 when I was a wee child! My friend had MHM and FIN and when he started playing MHM he got so scared that he couldn’t finish it and passed it over to me to try and I was completely hooked.
I don’t have anyone to tag but feel free to fill out!
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