#also yeah that's athena not minerva. 1 minerva doesn't have kids like athena

[intergalactic-garbage]

mlp x chb crossover

no u don't need an explanation. pinkie pie is cabin 12, dionysus cabin. dionysus is the god of parties and being craaaazy (ok it's actually madness but close enough). she's a party planner through and through

rainbow dash. you'd think something like ares or hermes but no. it's actually cabin 17 - nike. my mans is obsessed with winning and yeah she's fast, but she cares about winning more ithink <3 (i do think making her a child of iris could be funny as well)

applejack is cabin 4 - demeter. next question

fluttershy you'd think is demeter but what the fuck bro. no. the best estimation i'd have to say is a satyr. and yes i know satyrs are technically biologically exclusively males, and that their biologically female equivalent would be nymphs. but 1. nymphs are still about fucking flowers and 2. more power to transfem!fluttershy innit

rarity is. if we're not calling her a roman and child of minerva (which we can't, because minerva doesn't have children in rick's canon), the best i can do is really putting her in aphrodite's cabin 10 edit: oh fuck she could be a child of pluto and summon gems im so sorry miss please don't step on me

okay okay i know what you're thinking, twilight could be a child of hecate, but then again, she's giving major athena kid vibes. well, i think this is so fucked up because i truly can't decide if i prefer her being a cabin 20 kid who yes, learns magic, but generally just learns friendliness and all the other shit too, and then later down the line when starlight joins, she'd be wayy more powerful than twily, despite her being an athena kid (whos probably a hecate legacy imo), OR yeah just leave them as athena!twilight and hecate!starlight bc she is such a powerful sorceress naturally. there'd also be like interesting potential in making twi and star hecate siblings, because we get to see the duality of cabin 20

fuck you i'm still going bc i love these bitches octavia is definitely a child of apollo and vinyl is a child of one of the muses. *checks notes* calliope.

i think trixie could plausibly be a child of hermes, as her magic is mostly.. heh.. tricks

sunburst is a child of athena. trust me bro

obvsly mfs like carrot top, strawberry sunrise or bonbon would be demeter kids

i think it would be really funny to genuinely have maud as pinkie's cabin 12 sibling

do i shallowly think sunset shimmer would be a child of apollo? yes im sorry apollo just fucks a lot

zephyr breeze? definite satyr.

[yourthirdparent]

jason but he's more god than man.

he's become the priest of the gods, he's brought respect to their names once more, he's brought their children to safety.

he's spent more days among them than apart.

because he's not just the son of jupiter, he's descended from more of the others than he can count. he's the champion of the queen of the gods. he's favoured by his brothers, by his sisters, by the goddesses who've taken him as their child, by the deities he's worked so hard to help. he's the priest of the greek and roman pantheons.

and he was already less human than the others.

and he might not have been human to begin with.

he covers his cuts quickly so no one can see that he bleeds the wrong colour.

no nobody knows he bleeds more gold than red.