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1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

well that would be dani and i would be very confused. “why was i naked?” i would ask. i have no reason to be naked around dani. or anyone, for that matter.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

well i found out he was a trump supporter (rip) so i deleted him from everything. i still feel gross and its been almost 6 months.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

honestly depends on the drug. weed? i dont care. shrooms/lsd/acid? id be a little iffy, but i ultimately wouldnt care. heroin/cocaine/opiods? id immediately try to help them get help.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

ya its 7 lol

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober (unfortunately)

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

no? i dont think so

7. What does your last received text say?

“i like that color”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

idk we made out for like twenty minutes because i was too chicken to say “hey you were fun for ten minutes but id really rather be with my friends”

9. Where was your last kiss at?

some shitty halloween rave

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

i dont have a sister lol

11. What do you drink in the morning?

water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in my bed? where else am i gonna sleep? the dumpster behind my dorm? a clown car?

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

yeah. its constant work, but it shouldnt be annoying work, you know? its work thats hard but you enjoy doing it

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

ya i wouldnt spend so much money lol

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

YES GET ME OUT OF THERE AWAY FROM TRUMP BOY

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy!!!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

nope

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

wish i fuckin knew. probably not.

20. Does anyone like you?

no i dont think so.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

nope

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

fuck no

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

the boy i last kissed

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

i already have one lmao

25. In the past week have you cried?

yeah i cried in the airport because i had to call my mom because i didnt have enough money for the uber home and i was freaking the fuck out

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

i dont know! but he was littleand cute and i love him

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

no all the football players i knew in high school were gross, and my current school doesnt have a football team

29. Do you think you’re old?

im not 20 yet so no

30. Do you like text messaging?

yes! i love texting! it makes it so easy to talk to my friends back home and also its so much easier to put things into writing

31. What type of day are you having?

eh, its ok. i met with my schools career service center and we talked about what i have to do to get my dream job, and also an actual job.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

yeah, but i cant do piercings.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

WARM

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

my dad! even though he annoys me sometimes hes still my dad and i love him a lot

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

a fling. i dont have the time, money, or desire for an actual Relationship rn

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

id like to think simple, but i also know that my logic doesnt always make sense to other people, which can make me seem complicated so *shrug* idk

37. What song are you listening to?

im listening to the sabres/sharks broadcast sooooo

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

usually39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

dani, anishka, brooke40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

well he plays for the sabres and hes super cute and i love him hes softe. he doesnt know i exist because why would he but i lov him.41. When did you last receive a text message?

well since i wrote the beginning of this post i have received two (2) texts, the most recent of which was 3 minutes ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

I NEED MONEY. I HAVE $6 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND I HAVE $100 IN FRATERNITY DUES AT THE END OF THE MONTH.43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

dani is one of my best friends lol44. Does anyone disgust you?

myself, mostly. but like, ACTUAL disgust? anyone who is alt-right.45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

probably not46. Are you in a good mood right now?

relatively, yeah47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my roommates48. What color shirt are you wearing?

its a black parade mcr shirt...................49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yeah, that im poor lol50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

myself51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

yeah, i honestly hate him so much hahaha but yet were still facebook friends so

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

the buffalo sabres53. Do you like rain?

yes!!! i love rain so much!!! especially thunderstorms!!!! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

no55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

all the time in high school. i knew they didnt like me back, so pair that with crippling shyness and nothing ever happened.56. Do you like to cuddle?

YES. CUDDLE ME.57. Are you shy?

GOD YES. i Cannot talk to new people. 58. Do you get along with girls?

i gotta. us women gotta stick together.59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

yeah dani and i dated for like almost 3 months lol 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone. i always, always have my phone with me. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

oh fuck yeah. i love ghosts gimme some ghost love. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

eh. sure, lets say yeah. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

nope, but i wanted one. and now i am Here, single, bitter. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

OH MY GODDDDDD FOREHEAD KISSES KILL ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALSO TEMPLE KISSES GOD I AM SO WEAK FOR THOSE65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

yeah, i surprised brooke and dani and they both screamed which was probably cute, but mostly made me warm inside.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

uh 19/20, 18, and 16 (at the time)

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

id do them myself lol i dont fucking care. 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

...zebra?

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

no but i want some70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

lil wayne, i dont fuck my cousins.71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?

iphone bith!!!72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

like two-ish weeks ago?73. Do you like diet soda?

yeah i like diet coke more than regular coke? idk it tastes better74. What color are the walls in your room?

here theyre an ugly beige, back home theyre sabres blue and gold (i was in seventh grade ok bye)75. Are you 16 or older?

ya im 19 now76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

nope.77. Do you have a job?

not yet, but i applied for a ton! please send positive thoughts my way that i get one!!! 78. What are your initials?

MMR79. Did you ever have braces?

yeah, for two and a half years :/80. Are you from the south?

do i fuck my cousins?

81. What does your last status on facebook say?

my most recent activity was me sharing the article about harrison browne retiring, but my most recent original activity says “ED SHEERAN IS COMING TO BUFFALO THIS IS NOT A DRILL”82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

nope. he re-followed me on twitter in november tho lol83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

probably my mom, but it used to be the other way around.84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

no but i wanted to so bad when i was younger!!!85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

the lego batman movie lol86. Do you smoke?

nope. both of my parents smoked cigarettes and i dont fuck with that. as for weed (which i assume this is actually referring to), i smoked it once over the summer,but i dont really want to again? idk i just have no burning desire to get high.87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

flip flops.88. Is your phone touch screen?

ya89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

my hair is limp bitch90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?

yeah lol once i snuck out at 1 in the morning to go to noco and buy chocolate milk it was an Adventure91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

pool. im not about to get some fucking parasite in my vagina, which would happen to me with my shitty luck.92. Have you ever made out in a car?

ye93. …Had sex in a car?

no, im a version94. Are you single or in a relationship?

single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?

what WAS i doing last night at midnight, thats actually a good question.96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

uh new years. in person? fourth of july i think.97. Do you like the camera on your phone?

yeah. i mostly take my picture through snapchat so98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

I FUCKING WISH99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

no but ive thrown up.............100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

a few101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

bitch do i look like im stickin dicks in my hoo ha102. Name your favorite Kesha song:

her cover of true colors? iconic, show stopping, brilliant, amazing, never been done before103. Do you have any tan lines right now?

yes! its amazing bc that never happens104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

FUCK. NO.

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unicorn-poop · 5 years

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(Alt!)Rose Lalonde dream

[Nepeta and Kanaya are having a tea party outside a huge mansion. Rose and Dave are looking into the refrigerator for some delicious food].

ROSE: I am so hungry Dave. There is nothing here to eat!

DAVE: That is what happens when you live in a mansion with 12 other assholes.

[Rose finds some pie]

ROSE: Um, did someone make key lime pie

DAVE: Gam’s soper slime shit

DAVE: You don’t want to eat it!

[Gamzee appears]

GAMZEE: GIMME MY MOTHA FUCKIN PIE BITCH!

[Gamzee snatches the pie from Rose]

DAVE: Fucking clowns man....

ROSE: Out of all of the Trolls...I hate purple bloods

DAVE: You’re purple

ROSE: Oh shut it! If I were a Troll I’d be a Fuchsia Blood

DAVE: Why? Because of your girlfriend?

ROSE: FEFERI IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

DAVE: Yes she is :)

[Kanaya walks in]

KANAYA: Please refrain From Yelling Ms. Lalonde. Nepeta, Can You Believe It? Humans Are Loud

NEPETA: :33 yes they are.

ROSE: I wish I could live in another reality brother. Anywhere but here

ARADIA: i wish too so i can rip vriskas arm off :)

[Rose and Dave leave very creeped out]

ARADIA: your wish shall be granted tonight rose :3

[Rose is in her room sleeping when she wakes up to see Aradia in bed next to her]

ROSE: uh, Aradia

ARADIA: so rose i got a great timeline for you to live in. you have 72 hours live in this timeline :)

ROSE: Oh why thank you Aradia...now please get out of my bed...you are ruining the sheets

[Aradia gets out Eridans wand and zaps Rose to another dimension].

ARADIA: man i love how she smells like lavender

[Rose appears in the alternate relaity. Everything just looks the same. Until Rose walks past a mirror. She was a Purple Blooded Troll. She had no clown makeup though.]

ROSE: Oh my. It appears that I am a Troll in this AU

[Suddenly a male Aradia appears]

ARADIA: oh boy! this is going to be fun! what a time to be alive! come on feferi! we don’t want to be late!

[A very cute Male Fef appears. He’s shirt less mind you exposing that nice body of his.]

FEFERI: GLUB GLUB! I’M SO --EXCIT--ED!

[A female Gamzee appears with a female version of Lil Cal]

GAMZEE: cOmE oN sIs. lEtS mOtHeR fUcKiNg RoLe.

[A female Sollux appears]

SOLLUX: jesus ii have a fuckiing headache

[A male nepeta appears]

NEPETA: :33 *the wild hunter decideds to attack his pray*

[Nepeta jumps as a male Kanaya appears. Damn is he cute].

KANAYA: Nepeta Please

[A fem Equius and Tavros appear]

EQUIUS: D--> i hope we’re going to the diary carnival because this STRONG bl00gal right here can use some delicious milk

TAVROS: uHH EQUIUS, I DON’T THINK WE’RE GOING THERE,

[Male vriska enters and damn is he hot.]

VRISKA: Terezi will you shut up! If you keep 8eing annoying I will destroy your scale m8′s.

[ENTER MALE TEREZI]

TEREZI: 4ND 1F YOU DO TH4T 1 W1LL R1P YOUR 4RM OFF!

[Both Vriska and terezi get into a fight. Fem karkat enters]

KARKAT: WILL YOU TWO ASSHOLES JUST FUCKING STOP! ERIDAN IS TRYING TO GET HER BEAUTY SLEEP!

TEREZl.....

[ENTER FEMALE ERIDAN]

ERIDAN: to late! fucking landwwelling assholes! this is wwhy i hate men.....except for feferi.

ROSE: Wow.....they’re all the same but are genderswapped....interesting. Gamzee is making me-

KARKAT: HEY ROSE WILL YOU BE JOINING US TODAY?

ROSE: where are we going? The amusement park?

KANAYA: Uh, No

KARKAT: OH YOU’RE SO FUNNY! NO WE ARE ALL GOING TO THE MALL BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MUCH SHIT FOR ALL OF US TO ENJOY AT THE MALL!

ROSE: Nice I could use some new clothing...

FEFERI: Yea)( you could use some new pretty clothing! You sea-

[Rose just stares at a shirtless Feferi]

FEFERI: WAT--ER YOU STARRING AT?

ROSE: Oh nothing sea dweller lets go

[Feferi shrugs and closes the door on his way out]

[After the mall]

KARKAT: HOLY SHIT ROSE THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT! I FINALLY GOT A NEW DRESS!

KANAYA: Yes Rose This was A Nice Idea. I Now Have A Shirt To Go Good With My Pants.

TAVROS: yOU RULE ROSE!

GAMZEE: yOu ArE tHe BeSt SiS

SOLLUX: ii am 2till a better 2narker than you

ROSE: Yeah- (Burps) Excuse me

KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU EXCUSING YOURSELF FOR? COME ON (Burps Loudly)

ARADIA: ha! that ain’t shit! (burps even louder)

SOLLUX: guy2 2top plea2e

TEREZI: YOU GUYS SUCK! (Burps so loudly).

VRISKA: Nothing beats the real thing though (Farts loudy)

KANAYA: Vriska Please.

EQUIUS: D--> That was weak. I’ll show you

TAVROS: eQUIUS NO!

Too late. They were at their next destination anyways. Equius rips a STRONG ONE. Everyone piled out of the car coughing. All Equius could do is smirk.

EQUIUS: D—> Wimps

KANAYA: That Was Just Disgusting

ROSE: Come on now to Grimdark Restaurant to get their black berry pie.

(To be Continued)

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