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bichaeng · 2 years
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UHM WHAT IS THIS A JOKE U DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THEIR STORIES LIKE OH EM GEE SOMEONE FUCKING SLAP ME @oddeonu
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sunnymainecoonx · 7 months
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Been thinking 'bout Fresh lately
If you guys didn't notice I got high on crack through the middle of this
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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years
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Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.
#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-(#also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish#handwriting. written in crayon lol#call this the naruto businessman au#every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream#sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid#fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad#at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control#the world and put an end to all this business!#oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart#anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol#but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was#unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of#that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit#looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute#anyway this is fucking dystopian lol#unrelated#naruto ramblings
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adreamoverlife · 2 months
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Thinking about how Pomme is q!Antoines only child. Baghera has Dapper and Tilin, Etoiles has Dapper and Pepito, Aypierre has Richas, Bad has Dapper, but Pomme is his. He's a half crazed past scientist and possible god but he is also a father to one child and one alone. That is how much space in is his heart. And what experiments did he even do? Why does the Federation consider them a failure? Was it his "failed" research that was an overture for the eggs? What about Baghera? Was she created before or after his work? Did he know? And what about Aypierre? They were watching Pierre for years, did he know then? How long has this gone on? How long does the betrayal backlog? How long has Pomme been an only child? In the Watchful Scribes library at The End of The World there is no place for her.
(this post is brought to you by this clip that still drives me crazy to this day.)
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haespoir · 1 year
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everytime: jjh, mkl.
⨯ pairing: situationship!jaehyun, situationship!mark, reader
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⨯ summary: going back to jaehyun felt natural. a single call from him had you running back. but with enough encouragement, your friends are able to convince you to pursue other people. god, you hated dating in 2023. what the fuck was a situationship anyways?
⨯ warnings: jaehyun loses lol, mentions of drugs (weed) and alcohol, some suggestive content but that’s about it, gn!reader but i used good girl once bc i felt legally obligated im sorry. 
⨯ playlist: breathin, ariana grande / everytime, ariana grande / feather, sabrina carpenter 
⨯ extra content: texts between reader n mark, jaehyun pov, mark pov 
⨯ a/n: i’m going to blame it on the copious amounts of caffeine in my system, so if you see any errors, please ignore it! i definitely have more in mind for this pair, so the chance of this becoming a mini series is possible. i just have adhd and i’m jobless atm so my attention is going everywhere 
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Somehow you’ve found yourself once again wrapped in Jaehyun’s embrace; the warmth of his body making you overheat under his blanket. It’s like he’s everywhere. You couldn’t escape his scent even if you wanted to. And it’s not like you wanted to anyways. It had been at least 3 months of whatever you and Jaehyun had going on. Was it friends with benefits? Were you guys exclusive? This was a question that neither of you could answer. 
Though if you were cornered into answering it, you knew the answer would be one that only broke your heart. You were his; there wasn’t anyone that you wanted more than Jaehyun. But he was not yours. You knew that he flirted openly with the girls on campus. You had been blown off by him numerous times so he could spend his time with other girls all the time. As long as you were able to hold Jaehyun at night, in your little corner of the universe, you thought it would be okay. 
However, that was not the case when his ex-girlfriend came back into the picture. It felt impossible to even get a grip on the male. Even if you knew you had spent the night with him, she would have him again by the time he woke up. 
As quickly and quietly as you can, you untangle yourself from his sleeping form, ignoring the way he groans and tries to pull you back into his bed. Your resolve would crumble if he was able to get you back into that bed, and you knew this to be a fact. Once your clothes are back on, you feel the shame settle in your bones. How many times was this going to happen? Did you have any self-respect? 
Too many times, by the way. It happened way too many times. The same damn thing. He wouldn’t contact you all day, not until he had the tiniest amount of weed in his system. And then your phone was blowing up. 
“Where you are?” 
“I need you.” 
“I’d give it all just to kiss you right now.” 
“Sorry, it won’t happen again. I’ll treat you better.” 
“This time I won’t break your heart. I swear.” 
How many excuses were you going to let slide by? Each time he did the same thing. It did happen again; he didn’t treat you better. He definitely broke your heart, each and every time. But this time it’s different, not because of Jaehyun though. You’re usually able to escape the apartment before any of his roommates wake up, not this time. This time Mark Lee is seated at the island, a donut and two coffees spread out in front of him. He gives you a shy smile, gesturing to the breakfast. “I got you a donut and coffee when I was out this morning.” 
The gesture has your eyes glossy almost instantly, tears threatening to spill over. Jiwon would snort at your behavior. The bar was really in hell, wasn’t it? “Thanks. You didn’t have to,” you say quietly, standing next to his sitting figure. 
“I wanted to.” And you can tell he’s being honest. It was no secret that Mark harbored a crush on you; and while you adored the male, you were so stupidly into Jaehyun that you didn’t have it in you to entertain Mark’s advances. You could break your own heart, but you sure as hell weren’t breaking his.
“You don’t have to stay; I know you usually don’t.” His words make you feel even more pathetic, even if you know he doesn’t mean any harm. You thought you were sneaky after leaving the next morning, but Mark knew. He always seemed to know. 
So when you get home and Mark’s name lights up on your screen, you swear you won’t fall into Jaehyun’s trap again. 
mark [8:30am]: home safe? 
you [8:33am]: yea
you [8:33am]: thanks 
mark [8:33am]: any time 
“It’s like Dua Lipa said,” Jiwon says one night, “If you’re under him, you’re not getting over him.” Her words are met with a pillow to the face and a roll of your eyes, but you know she’s right. It had been 2 weeks, almost half a month, since the last time you had slept with Jaehyun. But practice makes perfect, and when you’re drunk, you have no business practicing anything. 
So when you wake up in Jaehyun’s bed, it feels horrible. Even more so when Mark isn’t there with coffee and a sweet treat to make you feel better about your bad decision. And what a bad decision it was. 
Because suddenly you’re stuck in the same trap again. Jaehyun’s got you in his sticky grasp, yet he’s always slipping through your fingers when you think you have him. It was unfair. Everyone around you told you this. 
“He doesn’t care. Just drop him.” 
But you cared. 
“You deserve better.” 
You didn’t want better; you wanted Jaehyun.
“Stop doing this to yourself.” 
You couldn’t stop. 
“I love you, but this has gone on way too long. I’m coming over, and we’re going out.” 
Now this was something you could do. What was meant to be a girl’s night out, quickly turned into you nearly begging your friends to let Jaehyun to go. But fate seemed to be on the side of your girl’s tonight, Jaehyun’s voice blaring from the speakers on your phone as he tells you he can’t make it.  
“Are you seriously not coming, Jae?” He can hear the irritation in your voice, and while he wishes he could say something that would soothe the flame that lights in your heart, he can’t. The sigh he lets out is all you need to hear before you’re spitting out quick profanities and ending the call. 
Your friends are met with a blank stare; you were always so different when Jaehyun wasn’t there. It was like the male held your happiness in his hands, and they absolutely hated it. So many times they had sat you down and begged for you to end things with the male. You were on the back burner ever since his ex walked back into the picture, but when he called you high, you were crawling right back. 
“You can’t keep going back to him,” Jiwon states, the only friend there brave enough to break the silence. “It’s getting ridiculous at this point. It’s the third time he’s flaked to hang out with her.” 
It hurts so bad to know that it’s true. You had given the male multiple chances to hang out with you and your friends this week. And each time he let you down. With a small sigh, you slouch into the arms of your friends. If you couldn’t be in Jaehyun’s arms, this was the next best place to be. 
“Here’s what we’re going to do,” Jiwon says, passing you a red solo cup that you assume is filled with some sort of concoction of soju and juice. “We’re going to pregame, and then when we get to the party, you’re finally giving Mark a chance.” The pointed look she gives you is one you know you can’t argue with. Even if there’s nothing more you’d rather do than lay in bed and wallow in your self-pity, you know your friends want the best for you. And so you do exactly as Jiwon says. 
The second you arrive at the party, Mark’s arm is around your waist. It’s impossible to fight the permanent blush that dances across your cheeks at the way he treats you. He’s so sweet, so incredibly sweet that you feel the cavities forming after you’ve pressed multiple short kisses on his lips. 
You’ve almost nearly forgotten your relationship with Jaehyun if you could even call it that. It’s not until you hear his laugh, his ex’s laugh echoing just as loud in your mind. Of course, he was here. It was Johnny’s party. He had to be here. He just couldn’t be here with you. It washes the sweetness of Mark out of your mouth, and suddenly you feel yourself on the brink of tears. 
As if he can feel the tsunami of emotions you’re feeling, Mark presses another sweet kiss on the corner of your lips. “Breathe.” When you look up at him with glossy eyes, he gently squeezes your hip. “It’s okay. I’ve got you.” And for some reason, you trust everything he says. Which is why Jaehyun’s forced to watch as you slip out of the house, one of his best friend’s arms wrapped tightly around your waist. 
And that’s how you find yourself propped up on the hood of Mark’s car in an empty parking lot, a large fry shared between the two of you. You had also gotten a large soda, but Mark had forfeited the drink to you quickly, happy to see you sobering up. 
“I’m sorry, by the way,” you say, breaking the comfortable silence. 
“What for?” 
“For a lot,” you start, thinking about all the times you pretended to not notice the way Mark hovered around you, his eyes seemingly always on you. “But mainly for crying. Ruined the vibe, no?” 
Mark laughs at your words, and it squeezes your heart. You had always loved his laugh; it was just so… Mark. You think to yourself that there was nothing you wouldn’t do to hear his laugh. “Don’t apologize. You know I’m always in your court.” There’s a boyish smile on his lips as he speaks, unable to look you in the eye.
You swear your heart is melting. He had always been like this. Firm in his attraction, but always too shy to make a move. So you make the move for him. After a series of brief kisses, the two of you settle down, and time seems to fly with Mark. You guys watch the sunrise from the hood of his car, a spare blanket from his trunk wrapped tightly around the two of you. You had talked for hours, about anything and everything. It felt so natural being with him, nothing like Jaehyun. When he drops you off at home, you’re pressing a soft kiss to his lips. One that leaves him chasing your lips for a second. And a third. He returns home with a promise that you’ll give him a chance, him and only him. 
So you can’t blame him when he sends Jaehyun a cheeky text, the lyrics of the song you sang at the top of your lungs on the way home fresh on his mind. 
mark [8:20am]: i’m so sorry for your loss bro
Jaehyun doesn’t understand the text for a while. When he doesn’t hear from you for the next two weeks, he thinks it’s just like before. You just need your space, and then you’ll come crawling back. Just like you always do. You understood Jaehyun better than anyone; you never left him for long. He loved that about you. 
It’s Tuesday when he finally hears you again. Quickly, he rushes out of his room only to freeze in shock when he sees you under Mark’s arm on the couch. There was no fucking way you had left him for Mark Lee. You were his; you always had been. Mark fucking Lee had no right to have his arm slung over you like that. Not on the same couch where he had spent hours kissing you. “What is this?” he asks, doing his best to not explode on the spot. 
“Huh,” you ask, turning to look at him, “that’s our leftovers. You can have some.” You act like he’s talking about the white boxes the two of you had left on the counter. You know that’s not what he means though. But Mark had taken you out on a date this morning, something Jaehyun had never done. The two of you usually went back to your place to avoid running into Jaehyun, but Jiwon had claimed ownership of the apartment for just one day. Something along the lines of the sight of you and Mark making her lovesick. You had rolled your eyes at her dramatics but granted her wish nonetheless. 
“Good girl,” Mark whispers against your neck, pressing small kisses along the area. It was a message of encouragement only for your ears, and it was one that had heat spreading across your face. If there was one thing Mark asked of you when you first started talking, it was honesty. So you were honest. You had spent hours in his arms crying about how you loved Jaehyun, and how you felt so guilty towards him. And Mark did his best to comfort you. He always reminded you that he was there; he would teach you how to love him as you loved Jaehyun. Even better, he made sure you loved yourself. 
You had no idea how it made Mark feel, seeing you blatantly disregard your past fling as if he meant nothing to you. While he felt bad for Jaehyun, he meant it when he said he felt sorry for Jaehyun’s loss. Being with you was everything that he imagined and more. His heart was full, and he wasn’t going to let Jaehyun rain on his parade. 
“Yea, there’s a burger and some fries,” he says offhandedly, sliding off the couch and pulling you with him toward his room. “Enjoy.” 
Once the two of you are behind his doors, you burst into a fit of giggles. Whatever confidence Mark had seemed to seep into you as you pulled him into your arms and onto his bed. “You know, he’s probably livid,” you say, carding your fingers through his hair. 
“He has no right to be,” Mark scoffs, thinking about the numerous times he had seen you heartbroken over Jaehyun, “we’ll just call it his karma.” 
“I feel bad though.” 
He nips at the skin on your jaw, the grip he has on your waist tightening. “You’re seriously thinking about another man in my bed? Am I not good enough?” He shifts so that you’re under him, his arms caging you in. 
The pout on your lips is absolutely adorable, and Mark swears it takes every fiber of his being to not devour you on the spot. “You know that’s not what I mean.” 
“I’ll help you forget about him.” His body is on top of yours, his mouth busy on your neck once again. 
“Promise?” your voice almost gives out on you when he begins to nip and lick at the tender skin. 
“Promise, babe.” 
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daffodils4echo · 7 months
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So lately I could not stop thinking about what will happen to Echo in tbb season 3 right. And until now my worst fear was that "oh he might die, probably on Hoth or something and the Echo base is named after him and whatnot" BUT. I SHIT YOU NOT. I just woke up from the craziest nightmare.
That was basically Echo laying dead (great start) in Rex's arms and he puts his hand (thats somehow covered in blood) on Echos chest as he mourns him, his bloody hand leaving a stain on Echo's armor. As he lifts his hand away there he has his signature Rex hand print on his chest again.
I woke up in a cold sweat.
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albino-parakeet · 5 months
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“You okay Darius?”
This is the scene I was talking about in my previous post btw. A good chunk of JP fans I’ve seen think of it as really silly.
Music used in the BG: Jurassic Park 3 Soundtrack: Plane Ride/Alan’s Nightmare. At around the 1:30 mark
Transcript undercut
Transcript:
[Darius relaxing in the passenger seat of Ben’s van. Large footsteps approach causing the Dino ornament on the rear view mirror to bounce. Darius looks in the rear view mirror to see a glimpse of something]
[Darius turns to the driver side to see he’s alone]
Darius: Ben?!
[The footsteps stop and a shadow falls on the passenger window. Darius turns round in his seat and is met with an Allosaurus]
Allosaurus, in Brooklynn’s voice: Darius.
[Darius is frozen as the van disappears from under him, leaving him on the ground. Defenseless]
Allosaurus, still in Brooklynn’s voice: You said you’d be here.
[Darius unable to speak, sits in terror at the theropod circling him. Until the Allosaurus roars, mixed with Brooklynn’s screams, lunging at him. Darius throws his hands up in a useless effort to protect himself.]
Unknown Voice: Darius!
[Darius is shaken away by Ben, who is keeping his eyes on the road while driving. The grip on his shoulder is firm and almost painful, but grounds him from his night terror.]
Ben: You good, bud? You were having a bad dream.
[The screen changes to black with text meant to be read as Darius]
Darius, off screen: Yea… I’ll be fine.
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fckedupnerd · 8 months
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Mathew Baynton in Midsummer Night’s Dream at the RSC
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ony-y · 3 months
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Well, except for point no. 2 in my theories about todays episode, nothing that I wanted to happen- happened.
Who would've thought that our cliffhanger will be once again a breakup of Mafin?!
At least from the preview we can assume that at the end of that fight between Marta and Jaime he will probably tell her about his tumor..... we know Marta is absent from episodes 97-100 so maybe she will go with Jaime to get a treatment?
It will take a while for Isidro to get better so I don't see Fina trying to leave soon, but I wonder how will they act between themselves now...
I love Isidro so much, he is such a good father, I think maybe he will start suspecting that Fina has something against Jaime because she has something for Marta🤔
And I love Fina's and Carmen's relationship, at least Fina can always come to her for comfort (that doesn't include kissing and getting caught jsjsjsjsj)
Anyway, me after this episode:
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leenfiend · 5 months
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anyone else ever have nightmares about having to take endless amounts of chewing gum out of ur mouth
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rozugold · 1 year
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cpuffychu,,? <:3
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They’re on a date 😌
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uc1wa · 9 months
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18+ minors dni
tags: fem reader, toxic relationship, misogyny, manipulation, infidelity-ish? nothing romantic straight grimey sunarin
minimal words were said when suna entered the study space he knew you were in. the same room at the end of your apartment hallway that became a sort of meeting space for the two of you.
he walked in, a greeting in the form of eye contact as he slung his backpack in another chair, taking a seat beside you. "hi," you roll your eyes, watching until he’s sat and going back to your computer. he hums, setting his elbow on the table and resting his cheek in it, full attention facing you.
"new shirt?" suna questions, eyes falling where your exposed chest is out on display for anyone who glanced in your direction. cleavage enticing for him, but it irks him that you’re wearing it out and in the open. don’t you know he’s the only person who’s supposed to see your skin? especially when it’s unmarked by the man himself? "yeah, do you like?" your concentration moves from your computer screen to suna, a small grin on your lips.
"too much," your eyebrows furrow and you scoff. it should’ve been expected, but a mixture of annoyance and something warm stings your chest. if suna didn’t care about you, he wouldn’t care what you’re wearing, after all.
your head nods, looking down at the buttoned sweater that does show more skin than you’re used to. but, it was new and you wanted to feel more dressed up—outside of your usual attire of sweatpants and crewnecks. a smile graces your lips, your thumb and index finger move downwards, finding the top button and undoing it. more skin being exposed as you do so, "that better?"
"slut," he rolls his eyes in nothing but annoyance, lips in a straight line while his hand moves to grope the soft flesh that’s covered by the sweater. and if it weren’t suna, you’d smack whoever’s hand away. but it was him, and nobody was in the room with you, so you let him. you liked knowing that he was enjoying himself because of you.
his hands fall underneath the fabric of the sweater, fingers feeling on the lace bra that’s underneath. it makes his cock throb some, moving underneath that fabric and letting one of your breasts spill out of the fabric, then the other. cold air hitting the warm skin as it sits outside of the top you’re wearing. nipples perked, and smirk hitting suna, a slight change to his bored expression.
"‘kay, then work like that," he says, taking his hand away to dig into his backpack and grab his computer that has one too many stickers stuck to the backside. "since you wanna be a fuckin’ slut, show everybody who walks in" he glazes his eyes back to you, lips continued to stay sitting up on one end while his hands type away into his computers passcode.
you can only thank the design of the room, a door with only a tiny window to see through sitting on it. your tits fully exposed and sitting pretty on top of the new sweater you’d bought, pleasing suna as every so often his hand moves to pinch one of your hard nipples, enjoying the sounds that stay in your throat.
a few minutes later and it starts getting too cold for you to think you deserve punishment anymore, so you’re fixing yourself up. suna has headphones in and doesn’t give you a spare glance, so who cares? you fix your button and go back to working at your desk space.
it’s only when another girl walks into the area with you. low waisted sweatpants that show off her curves nicely, a top that shows her cleavage more than yours did and hair thrown up into a messy bun.
she’s staring and grinning at suna the second she walks in. naturally your eyes move to his and he’s letting her suck him dry with eyes alone, smirk gracing his lips while he traces her body with his eyes.
without a glance in your direction he’s moving his computer to sit near her on the other side of the room. chatting and talking until his hand finds it’s way on her thigh and you think you hear the unbuckling of jeans from behind you.
but, that was proof alone that he cared for you. after all, he didn’t give any disapproval to the girl who walked in with her tits out… it was only you he punished.
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v1x-holo · 5 months
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DBBQ YOAI reveal 🐺🐺🐺💥👽❤
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Note-on-face giraffe himbo man and Froggay my beloved
I'll draw something else w em later jsjsj
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I had a dream that Ruin from tsams (but he was like, ruined you know?) chased me while he was wearing a school girl uniform, I was just trying to make a salad when he started chasing me, why did he chase me idk maybe he found it fun or maybe he wanted to kill me or some other motive who knows but Ruin in a school girl uniform has been haunting me all day so I caved and drew him in said school girl outfit enjoy
also legit first time drawing Ruin and I was drawing what he looked like in my dream he had those beady lil eyes that just look spooky lol
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phan-and-dil-tears · 4 months
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I have been informed that Phil is wearing a crop top that I had not noticed. I am in shambles
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degeneratesmind · 1 month
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Dump.... sulkos... I love u Sullivan... oc x cc el oh el
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