#amazon patriot

[gordopickett]

🎉 Happy Birthday, Michael Dorman! 🎊

Wishing the happiest of happy birthdays to the incredibly kind, humble, silly, optimistic, versatile, talented man who plays...

...my long-haired foodie landscaper 🪻🌿🌻…

…my extremely loyal babe who makes a great surrogate daddy 🧢…

…my violent bully 🚗…

…my troubled long haul truckie with big dreams 🚛🔧💊…

…my sweet boat captain 🛥️🔺🚢…

…my haunted, grieving college student 💉…

…my drug-sharing, late-night-swimming restaurant cook 💊🏊‍♂️…

…my charmingly disarming babe 🧗‍♂️…

…my island hunter boy 🏹…

…my silly carefree bushranger 🔫🤠♣️🐎💰…

…my post-apocalyptic hunter 🔫🔥…

…my quirky, eccentric lawyer ⚖️…

…my sweet but commitment-phobic babe 🤵‍♂️👰…

…my cocky, jerkwad satellite expert 😎🐍…

…a desperate father determined to save his child 🏥🫁…

…my oft-barefoot cabinet-maker surfer boy sweetheart 🍽️🪚🏄‍♂️…

…my babe determined to help out a friend 📱…

…my debonair first officer 🏴‍☠️…

…my PTSD-laden folk-singing intelligence officer 🎸🐕…

…another desperate father determined to save his child 🍼...

…my wayward troubadour trying to find himself again 🎱🚬🎸…

…my lovable cocky-turned-humble adorably chubby astronaut 👨‍🚀🚀🌖…

…my treasure-hiding pirate boy 🏴‍☠️🪙…

…and my sweet troubled girl-daddy teddy bear game warden! 🤠🐎🍪

(I only added Mikey characters from works I've seen so far, so I know I'm missing a few. 😊)

[tavners]

Did I get my friend to agree to sit around and watch Patriot with me? Yes.

Am I going to be weird about it and make themed snacks and drinks and quote it the entire time? Also yes.

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]

"Alice, your husband is crying mercy but he has no voice."

[cowboyunderscore]

john lakeman edit #2

[itsjustafan]

My gosh

So het relationships don't usually grab me, especially in TV shows or movies where the husband has some kind of job that takes him away from home, and the writer's make the wife all resentful and passive aggressive

'why don't you spend time with me and the kids?'

'if I don't go to work we'll lose our home'

and

'tell me all about your secret job that you can't tell anyone about'

'I can't tell you about that '

'WE MUST DIVORCE!!'

Blah. Never give the wife enough credit.

but PATRIOT. As always. I'm shipping Alice and John hardcore, I love it.

[heybiji]

Patriot season 3: John with pillows taped to his hands and feet to ensure he won't hurt anyone any longer

[dansidoon]

homelander inspired fit 🦅🇺🇲

[mock-arts]

Finally making progress on Leslie again, now that my garage isn’t burning/freezing. Dragged him inside to check how he looked under the dining room lights (his eventual home) instead of under the dreary garage lights.

[pearbosc]

sketch of a character I love from a show like no one has seen

[gordopickett]

I could literally listen to Mikey sing & play all day long. And ffffffff I'm LOVING this look of his, with the beard & shaggy hair! Generally my fave look on a guy. 🧸🥰🎸😍🥝

[tavners]

Whenever a friend asks me what Patriot is like I simply send this.

[hang-on-lil-tomato]

[tacidem]

I feel like the name of the series "Patriot" scares away a lot of people who would actually enjoy the show a lot. What if it was called "Sure Shot" or "Un Monsieur Triste En Costume" or something else instead?

[jenceno4848]

what do you mean this show only has 2 seasons

[heybiji]

🎶 I'm showing several signs of increasing mental instability

Talking to my wife would be... well

That would be awfully nice 🎶