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Remembering cult film icon Steve James on the anniversary of his date of birth. (1952 - 1993) Here's some American Ninja fan art to celebrate!
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adamwatchesmovies · 2 years
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American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989)
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While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...
Let me preface my review of American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt by saying that I have seen the first in the series, but not the second. Is it possible that I missed something along the way, that I would recognize this as a masterpiece if I had seen each instalment in the franchise? No. The connection between this film and the other so thin it's barely worth noting. Even if it featured characters you cared about, the performances are appalling, the action scenes laborious & badly choreographed, the plot idiotic and the camera work amateurish. You’ll struggle to stay awake.
Martial artists Sean Davidson (David Bradley), Curtis Jackson (Steve James, reprising his role once more) and Dexter (Evan J. Klisser) learn of a powerful terrorist known as “The Cobra” (Marjoe Gortner). He plans on selling a new super virus to the highest bidder. To prove its effectiveness to the sceptical General Andreas (Yehuda Efroni), "The Cobra" infects Sean. Now, time is running out for him... and the world.
We’re scraping the bottom of the outhouse with this plot. "The Cobra” is finalizing his deadly virus because General Andreas doesn’t understand how biological warfare exists, he demands to see its effectiveness. What better way to prove your weapon will kill anyone and everyone who gets infected than by using it to kill the greatest martial arts fighter on Earth? Of course, that begs the question. How do you determine who the greatest warrior is? By throwing an endless amount of cartoon ninjas - the kind who always dress in black and insist on wielding medieval weapons against potential fighters - against a bunch of guys participating in a nearby martial arts tournament. Whoever beats the most gets the title, I guess.
Even if the set up made sense, the execution is awful. Most of the dialogue is dubbed over, probably because the original actors were either barely intelligible thanks to their accents, or so awful even shoddy filmmaker Cedric Sundstrom cringed. It makes you wonder what their performances were because nobody is convincing. Not when they’re following the script and certainly not when they’re improvising dialogue on the fly.
If at least the action scenes were good, but they aren’t. There’s no tension or excitement as our three heroes casually bat away black-clad morons in broad daylight. They’re so unconcerned with their opponents our heroes don’t even bother to hold onto the weapons they grab to defeat them. The camera always seems positioned at the wrong angle, or slightly too far, making you wonder if this wasn’t everyone’s first foray into motion pictures. It’s improved none by the climax, which features that trademark ninja magic courtesy of Chan Lee (Michele Chan), who comes in, solves every problem at the last second and makes you wonder why anyone bothered.
There’s something exhausting about a plot that only continues because the villains are too stupid or too stubborn to pick up a gun. The “who cares?” story, the flat characters and the general lack of ambition will have you pining for the good old days of American Ninja, and not because Michael Dudikoff is gone. The only good scene in American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (what does that title have to do with anything?) features a small plane landing on a moving flatbed truck. It’s got nothing to do with martial arts, but that’s some damn good flying. (On VHS, May 27, 2018)
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“I mean, does it have to be ninjas?”
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Spin-Kick Vindication
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argocitycosplay · 3 months
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American Ninja 3 : Blood Hunt
Canon’s Ninja Franchises Part Two American Ninja OK, so American Ninja three starts off with some assassins at a boxing match in 1979. Are you sure this isn’t Daredevil? No wait, they’re thieves… And the kids’s dad gets gunned down… okay, so it’s Spider-Man…Right? I’m distracted, because The killer looks a lot like Uncle Leo from Seinfeld (he’s not, it’s just a look). Anyhow, this results in the…
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theactioneer · 3 months
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American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (Cedric Sundstrom, 1989)
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Do you still have the list of movies that inspired ST4? I had a picture of it but I lost it and I haven't been able to find it since. Please and thank you in advance.
Yep!
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Long post warning lol
300
2001: A Space Odyssey
47 Meters Down: Uncaged
12 Monkeys
28 Days Later
13th Warrior
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Altered States
Amelie
American Sniper
Analyze This
Annihilation
Aristocats
Armageddon
Assassins Creed
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Arrival
Almost Famous
Batman Begins
Batman V. Superman
Basket Case
Battle at Big Rock
Beauty and the Beast
Beetlejuice
Behind Enemy Lines
Beverly Hills Cop
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
Billy Madison
Black Cauldron
Black Swan
Boondock Saints
Borat
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Burn After Reading
Broken Arrow
Blade Runner
C.H.U.D
Con Air
Cast Away
Congo
Constantine
Children of Men
Cabin in the Woods
Crank
Casablanca
Carrie
Crimson Tide
Clueless
Dukes of Hazzard
Don’t Breathe
Death to Smoochy
Doom
Dark Knight
Dogma
Deep Blue Sea
Dreamcatcher
Drop Dead Fred
Die Hard
Die Hard 2
Die Hard 3
Don’s Plum
Dances with Wolves
Dumb and Dumber
Edward Scissorhands
Enter the Void
Ex Machina
Event Horizon
Emma (2020)
Forrest Gump
Fargo
Fisher King
Full Metal Jacket
Ferris Bueller
Fallen
Fugitive
Ghost
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Ghostbusters
Good Fellas
Girl Interrupted
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Get Out
Good Will Hunting
Hackers
High Fidelity
Hellraiser 1
Hellraiser 2
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Hidden
High School Musical
Hurt Locker
Heat
Hunger Games
Highlander
Hell or High Water
Home Alone
I am Legend
It’s a Wonderful Life
In Cold Blood
Inception
I am a Fugitive from Chain Gang
Inside Out
Island of Doctor Moreau
It Follows
Interview with a Vampire
Inner Space
Into the Spiderverse
Independence Day
Jupiter Ascending
John Carter of Mars
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
James Bond (All Movies)
Julie
Karate Kid
Knives Out
Kingsmen
Little Miss Sunshine
Labyrinth
Long Kiss Goodnight
Lost Boys
Leon: The Professional
Let the Right One In
Little Women (1994)
Mad Max: Fury Road
Magnolia
Men in Black
Mimic
Matrix
Misery
My Cousin Vinny
Mystic River
Minority Report
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Neverending Story
Never Been Kissed
No Country for Old Men
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
North by Northwest
Open Water
Orange County
Oceans 8
Oceans 11
Oceans 12
One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Ordinary People
Paddington 2
Platoon
Pulp Fiction
Papillon
Pan’s Labyrinth
Pineapple Express
Peter Pan
Princess Bride
Paradise Lost
Primal Fear
Prisoners
Peter Jackson’s King Kong
Reservoir Dogs
Ravenous
Rushmore
Road Warrior
Rogue One
Reality Bites
Raider of the Lost Ark
Red Dragon
Robocop
Shooter
Sky High
Swingers
Sword in the Stone
Step Up 2
Spy Kids
Saving Private Ryan
Shape of Water
Swept Away
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Superbad
Society
Swordfish
Stoker
Splice
Silence of the Lambs
Source Code
Sicario
Se7en
Starship Troopers
Scrooged
Splash
Silver Bullet
Speed
The Visit
The Italian Job
The Mask of Zorro
True Lies
The Blair Witch Project
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Tangled
The Craft
The Guest
The Devil’s Advocate
The Graduate
The Prestige
The Rock
Titanic
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Fly
Tombstone
The Mummy
The Guardian
The Goofy Movie
The Peanut Butter Solution
Toy Story 4
The Ring
The Crazies
The Mist
The Revenant
The Perfect Storm
The Shining
Terminator 2
The Truman Show
Temple of Doom
The Cell
To Kill a Mockingbird
Timeline
The Good Son
The Orphan
The Birdcage
The Green Mile
The Raid
The Cider House Rules
The Lighthouse
The Book of Henry
The A-Team
The Crow
The Terminal
Thor Ragnarok
Twister
The Descent
The Birds
Total Recall
The Natural
The Fifth Element
True Romance
Terminator: Dark Fate
The Hobbit Trilogy
Unforgiven
Unbreakable
Unleashed
Very Bad Things
Wayne’s World
What Women Want
War Dogs
Wedding Crashers
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Welcome to Marwen
Wet Hot American Summer
What Lies Beneath
What Dreams May Come
War Games
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Weird Science
Willow
Wizard of Oz
Wanted
Young Sherlock Holmes
You’ve Got Mail
Zodiac
Zoolander
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theghostlycoyote · 10 months
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a flood of blood (blossoms) to the heart
by me :) aka @coyotecrackers
CHAPTER 3 IS UP NOW! - Danny learns more about Jake. Jake learns more about Danny. And where is Spud?
Summary:
Danny Fenton is tasked with investigating a warehouse full of blood blossoms. Jake Long is also tasked with investigating a warehouse full of blood blossoms. What happens when fate (and a warehouse full of blood blossoms) brings these young heroes together?
Tags: crossover, minor injuries, minor violence
Current WC: 10.8k
Chapters: 3/?
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This is a Danny Phantom and American Dragon: Jake Long crossover fic, all born from the amazing art created by @ryd3rthest4r for Ecto-Implosion 2023
Find their art here:
Tumblr || Instagram || Ch 2 of the fic on AO3
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Chapter 3 Sneak Peak:
There’s a dragon in front of him. An honest-to-god, real-life dragon. With bright red scales, green hair, wings, and a tail. Definitely not a ghost. He doesn’t look like a ghost. Plus, Danny’s ghost sense never went off.
And the dragon is also maybe a shapeshifter? Who can change at will, no amulet needed, unlike Dora. He doesn’t see a trace of the kid who had just grabbed him, only his friend, who was now approaching them with caution, flashlight back in hand.
He called himself “the American Dragon”, like Danny is supposed to know what that is. He feels a little bad; the guy clearly hasn’t met many people who don’t know him.
The pain of the blood blossoms around is ever-present, so it’s hard for Danny to do much thinking at the moment, too focused on gritting his teeth and not passing out.
“Well, uh,” the dragon continues, haltingly. “My name is Jake, I guess. I’m the American Dragon.” He rubs at his neck with a clawed hand. “Which means it’s sort of my job to protect magical creatures. Like you.” He studies Danny, reptilian eyes zeroing in on the wound in his side, which is still sluggishly leaking ectoplasm. “Did the Huntsclan do that to you?”
Danny hugs his side a little tighter. “If you’re talking about those crazy guys in ninja outfits that are trying to hunt me down. Then, yes.”
Jake snorts. He holds his hand out again, and this time Danny takes it, pulling himself up with effort. He grunts as his side pulls uncomfortably. He holds on to Jake’s scaly arm for support, blinking away the darkness in his vision. He finds it surprisingly stable and pleasantly warm to the touch, compared to his own icy cold hands.
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laresearchette · 4 months
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Saturday, June 01, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: FOR LOVE & HONEY (W Network) 8:00pm THE LIFE AND MURDER OF NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON (Lifetime Canada) 8:00pm
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
<b>AMAZON PRIME CANADA</b> AGENT CODY BANKS AGENT CODY BANKS 2: DESTINATION LONDON AMERICAN NINJA   AMERICAN NINJA 2: THE CONFRONTATION     AMERICAN NINJA 3: BLOOD HUNT AMERICAN NINJA 4: THE ANNIHILATION ATUNWA CHICAGO MED (Seasons 5 - 7) CHICAGO FIRE (Seasons 8 - 10) CHICAGO PD (Seasons 7 - 9) CURSE OF THE PINK PANTHER THE DECAMERON DOLAPO DOUGLAS HOT TUB TIME MACHINE     HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 JOINT VENTURE A KIND OF MADNESS     LEGO NINJAGO CRYSTALIZED (Season 4) LEGO NINJAGO DRAGONS RISING (Seasons 1- 2) LEGO NINJAGO: PRIME EMPIRE (Season 2) LEGO NINJAGO THE ISLAND & SEABOUND (Season 3)   MANHATTAN THE MECHANIC THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER OLDEST BRIDE’S MAID OMUGO MEFA THE PINK PANTHER THE PINK PANTHER 2 THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN THE RETURN OF THE PINK PANTHER REVENGE OF THE PINK PANTHER SAVAGE SALVATION SON OF THE PINK PANTHER THIEF TRAIL OF THE PINK PANTHER
<b>CBC GEM</b> BEARS’ LAIR CASA SUSANA WATERMAN – DUKE: AMBASSADOR OF ALOHA NSI INDIGIDOCS ATHEGUS LIVING WEAVING (10min, Short Documentary, Canada) pî-kiwîk
<b>CRAVE TV</b> WARM BODIES
<b>NETFLIX CANADA</b> AMERICAN PIE AMERICAN PIE 2 AMERICAN REUNION THE INTERN JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK     THE TO DO LIST TOO OLD FOR FAIRY TALES (PL) TRUTH OR DARE
EPSOM DERBY (SN360) 11:00am
WNBA BASKETBALL (SN1) 12:00pm: Sky vs. Fever
US WOMEN’S OPEN (TSN2) 1:00pm: Second Round - Part I (TSN2) 3:00pm: Second Round - Part II
MLB BASEBALL (SN) 2:30pm: Pirates vs. Jays (SN Now) 4:00pm: Rays vs. Orioles (TSN5) 6:30pm: Reds vs. Cubs (SN1) 10:00pm: Yankees vs. Giants
NHL HOCKEY (CBC/SN) 8:00pm: Game 6  - Rangers vs. Panthers
TO ENGLAND, WITH LOVE (Super Channel Heart & Home) 8:00pm:   As far as Ali's concerned, she has it all. Until a mysterious quest sends her from Los Angeles to England on a treasure hunt through history and she finds herself opening up to old and new loves all over again.
SHADOW MAN: WILLIAM STEPHENSON AND THE ART OF POLITICAL WARFARE (Super Channel Fuse) 8:00pm:   A British undercover agent, William Stephenson, is on a secret mission in the USA during the Second World War; he aims to convince Americans to join the war against Hitler's Germany.
NBA BASKETBALL (TSN/TSN4) 8:30pm: Game 6 - Timberwolves vs. Mavericks
THE BOOGEYMAN (Crave) 9:00pm:  Still grieving over the recent death of his wife, a therapist and his two young daughters encounter a terrifying supernatural entity that preys on families and feeds on the suffering of its victims.
HOW THE GRINGO STOLE CHRISTMAS (Starz Canada) 9:00pm:  A Mexican father's Christmas celebration goes from merry to messy when his daughter shows up with her new boyfriend.
MLS SOCCER (TSN3) 10:30pm: Vancouver vs. Colorado
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE BARN (Crave) 10:40pm:  Bill moves his American wife Carol and children Nora and Lucas to Norway where he's inherited a family estate. There, Lucas discovers a mischievous barn elf from ancient folklore living in the barn who plots to get rid of the American intruders.
JOKER (CTV) 12:35am:  Isolated, bullied and disregarded by society, failed comedian Arthur Fleck begins a slow descent into madness as he transforms into the criminal mastermind known as the Joker.
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American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt
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American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1983)
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cinematicwasteland · 5 years
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American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989)
Jackson is back, and now he has a new partner, karate champion Sean, as they must face a deadly terrorist known as "The Cobra", who has infected Sean with a virus. Sean and Jackson have no choice but to fight the Cobra and his bands of ninjas.
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fitsofgloom · 1 year
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"It's time for action! Let's go!"
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