#americanbi’s posts

[miss-americanbi]

i had a vision

[miss-americanbi]

muriel brings a real “i’m on it boss *fucks up immediately*” energy to good omens i didn’t know i was missing

[miss-americanbi]

seeing the next generation of kids falling in love with pjo, fighting over godly parents, posting shitty headcanons on instagram… feels like passing a torch fr

[miss-americanbi]

felt so gaslit by uncle rick due to the increased number of pearls in ep, 6 that i had to consult the ancient texts (my beat up pjo boxed set that’s survived three moves, four exes, and a hurricane)

[miss-americanbi]

the switch up is insane!! gay people deserve to make bad choices too!!

[miss-americanbi]

well, hand me a field guide and call me a bird watcher the way i’m waiting for those stupid nightingales to sing again

[miss-americanbi]

shit james t. kirk graffitied on the side of riverside silos as a teenager

[miss-americanbi]

crowley’s demonic form being a snake is so devastating to me because not only do snakes have notoriously terrible eyesight, but also they’re cursed (in the biblical sense) to crawl flush to the ground forever. his fall wasn’t just painful from the, you know, falling of it all. it was the day crowley was damned to be blind to his own creations, to be forever banished as far away from his stars as heaven and hell could possibly force him.

[miss-americanbi]

making something your roman empire?? nah. i’m out here making things my romulan empire.

[miss-americanbi]

justice for the zebra lowkey

[miss-americanbi]

me saying “that’s so fallout” when literally anything happens in the fallout tv series (i am, in fact, watching a show based on that game)

[miss-americanbi]

pjo tv’s ares was truly giving “football coach at an underfunded high school who is also forced to be a history teacher” energy and i’m here for it

[miss-americanbi]

absolutely in love with how star trek is set in a near-utopian future where discrimination and inequality are almost non-existent and then you just have leonard “i will call you a slur without hesitating” mccoy looming in the corner like >:)

[miss-americanbi]

anybody want to put their mind to my mind and their thoughts to my thoughts or what

[miss-americanbi]

soul-crushing thought of the evening: what if aziraphale’s favorite color is yellow because that’s the color of crowley’s eyes

[miss-americanbi]

can’t believe the bentley is now a child of divorce :(