I must ask the forbidden question.
Does Rian ever get to be happy... And can I give him a cookie. If they eat those.🪻
He does! In his good end he gets a big family of friends that care a lot about him and help him unlearn a lot of BAD behaviors from Mal.
Speaking of Mal...
He would really appreciate that cookie
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I was tagged by @ronqueesha to use this tiefling picrew to make my character. Unfortunately, I have no tieflings. Fortunately, the picrew is awesome and allows for other fantasy races besides tieflings. As such I have created my D&D characters:
From top-left to bottom-right:
Io - elf bard
Amri - dragonborn (bronze) cleric
Opi - harpy bard
Shava - drow rogue
Baláar - half-elf (drow/human) ranger
I will tag (only if you want to play) my other D&D friends.@butchdollyparton, @vulpixelates and anyone else who would like to play!
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it’d be funny if Gelfling gender was just “Wings = woman, Wingless = man” purely for the chaos of
skeksis not getting how this works
(not helped by Gelflings almost always wearing cloaks)
skeksis getting frustrated at being corrected every other word bc they addressed someone wrong again
(apparently it's rude to ask if someone has wings)
emperor skek’So having to ban throwing Gelflings out of windows just to check what gender they are (winged or traumatized)
skek’So making new laws to make sure only women get important positions partly to control Gelfling society but also partly in the hopes this will Simplify Things
skek’So messing this up when he promotes a Gelfling for her leadership during the Arathim wars and makes her captain of the castle guard only to be told afterwards that Ordon is in fact a MAN
skeksis giving up and defaulting to calling all Gelflings “Gelfling” because gender is stupid
different clans having stricter or laxer ideas of what makes someone a woman or a man depending mainly on how close that clan’s social ties to the Skeksis are
re: Stonewood, Spriton, and Vapra being very No Wings No Woman and No Woman No Leading while
the Sifa let men be captains and love mixed up things including genders
the Dousan keep to older traditions including allowing men to be Sand Masters
the Grotten left Ha’rar partly because of the silly new rules the Skeksis were pushing there, including wing stuff
and the Drenchen have medical transitions thanks to the healing vliyaya of their Maudra’s family
Gelflings calling the skeksis “Lords” instead of “Ladies”, even though in their culture it’s the ladies that usually do the leading, just because the skeksis don’t have wings
Gelflings calling Aughra “Mother” even though she doesn’t have wings because even though they don’t remember how important she used to be to them the tradition of referring to her with the most respectful way they have still lives on.
Gelflings assuming Podlings are all men or eternally children
Podlings having fun with this by sometimes pretending to pull a newborn baby out of a pod while a Gelfling watches and goes ‘OAO` ????
Jen and Kira’s exchange of “Wings! I don’t have wings? :C” – “Of course not. You’re a boy XD” getting extra silly bc
poor “raised-by-mystics” Jen doesn’t know how Gelfling gender works and
Kira “remembers-her-mom-and-was-raised-by-podlings-who-understood-gelflings-gender-perfectly-fine-even-if-gelflings-wouldn’t-return-the-favor” thinks Gelfling gender is so obvious she doesn’t explain that “no wings = boy”, instead of the “boy = no wings” that Jen probably understood it as
Jen getting very confused when some of their kids start growing wings like ??? if they can grow wings... can I grow wings? OuO
Kira repeatedly having to save Jen from jumping off tall things
everyone watching the two saviors of Thra go crashing into the trees again bc one of them is sure if he falls enough times he will someday Fly
and the other literally died and got better so this doesn't even seem that far out to her and she completely supports her partner in Jumping Off All The Things
speaking of being supportive
Onica is still called a woman even after losing her wings (supposed indicator of womanhood) because she is either dealing with
her own clan (who don’t care)
other people from other non-conforming clans (the Grotten and Drenchen)
Kylan (who is a sweet heart)
or Tavra (her loving wife who cares more about people than any laws or tradition that might hurt them so much she died for it [and then also got better])
BONUS:
it would also mean Amri The Ally dressed in Gelfling drag to help a lesbian save her wife
and he rode off into the sunset with Naia, possible medically transitioned winged Gelfling who is now literal queen of her swamp people
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Holding a Princess hostage
(We see the Castle of the Crystal for a moment, we then cut to the back of skekOk)
skekOk: So, Princess Brea...I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you...the way I want to!
(The camera pans to show a helpless Brea before him)
Brea: No, no please, leave me alone!
skekOk: No, you are mine!
(Out of the blue, Kylan, accompanied by Naia and Amri, enters the scene, holding a sword)
Kylan: Not so fast, Scroll-Keeper!
skekOk: The son of Mera!
Kylan: That’s right, I’m here to save my girlfriend! (Turns to the captured Brea) Hi, honey!
skekOk: Now, you are going to die.
(skekOk claws Kylan, causing him to faint)
Naia: Hey, what’d you do to my friend?
skekOk: The same thing I’m about to do to you, Drenchen! (He knocks her out before turning to Amri) And you too!
(As the Skeksis managed to defeat the invading Gelfling, he turns back to Brea)
skekOk: So, Princess Brea...at last we are alone.
Brea: (Pants desperately) I hate you, I hate you, leave me alone! Yet...I find you strangely attractive.
skekOk: Of course you do! Vapran Princesses are often attracted to knowledge and power, and I have both and you know it!
Brea: Oh leave me alone.
skekOk: No, kiss me!
Brea: No, no!
skekOk: Yes!
Brea: No!
(He rushes to Brea and the two struggle for a brief moment before the Princess calms down)
Brea: Your glasses are so big...
(The two embrace and kiss....the scene then fades to the Castle library where we see skekOk playing with a figure of himself and Brea)
skekEkt: (Suddenly bursting through the door) Scroll-Keeper!
skekOk: (Quickly grabbing all his toys and hiding them in his claws) WHAT?!
skekEkt: We gotta attend to the Crystal Chamber!
skekOk: Knock on my door, knock next time!
skekEkt: Alright, Scroll-Keeper!
skekOk:...Did you see anything?
skekEkt: No, Scroll-Keeper, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!
skekOk: Good!
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