Roleplay Server Log #294
“Slender Check, Red Scales, Temple Thief, Nessie's Star”
[Yaunfen] Pokes head up out of the water- Who that?
[TLOT] Is checking the local chunk as best he can for errors-
[Steve] scared- Slenderman....
[Slender] Notices them and then seems to realize where he is- My apologies, I hadn't realized how far I had followed my brother in
[TLOT] Has his hands out and his eyes closed like he's psychically searching for water- It's fine. The server is pretty tough and it's shored up to the nines for emp.
[Steve] Yanks the fish a little too hard to make it stop pulling and the lemon gummy fish flops on the ground near his mate-
[Slender] - I hope my brothers pet hasn't caused too much trouble?
[TLOT] Finishes and relaxes, his eyes opening with a slightly brighter glow from his concentration- Nah. She's had a few growth spurts and is verbal now. She's a stubborn kid, that's all. Elusive too.
-Fish flopping-
[Splender] In the distance- PINWHEEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[TLOT] Um? - mentally- Splender? Is she hurt!?
[Splender] - SHE'S KILLED CRIM!
[TLOT] Aloud and in chat- If she killed him there'd be a death message in the chat? And there's nothing for today.
[Splender] - BUT SHE'S TEARING HIM APART!
[TLOT] Shakes his head- Where are you?
[Splender] - ON THE WAY TO CP'S!
[TLOT] At Steve - Please watch Yaunfen, my lamb.
[Steve] Got it.
[TLOT] Picks up the fish and it becomes a flat item and stops moving. He gives Slender a slightly long-suffering look- Shall we?
[Slender] - Lead the way
[Splender] Is freaking out nearby-
[Pinwheel] Is still helping Crim and bits of red scale are flying everywhere-
[TLOT] Walks up and stares - Um... Splender? Crim is incredibly relaxed and not in any pain. I think he might be shedding.
[Splender] - BUT THERE'S SO MUCH RED!!!!
[TLOT] That's because he's red. - he picks up a tiny scale and turns it in the light. it's just a single pixel and nearly invisible on the edge.
[Splender] Still making worried noises-
[Slender] Sighs and goes over to Pinwheel and picks her up- The other one seems to be asleep
[Pinwheel] - Nooooo! Helping Cri!
[Splender] Gasps-
[TLOT] Checks on Crim, there are scales everywhere and the patches of new color she was exposing look fresh and shiny- Yeah, he's shedding. How odd. But she was doing good. It's nothing to freak out over. You know these two are friends.
[Splender] Tries to grab Pinwheel from Slender-
[Slender] - No brother, you know you hug her too much, that's why she bites you so much
[Splender] - But she's talking more now!
[TLOT] Is looking up at both of them- So let her talk-
[Pinwheel] - I helping Cri!
[Slender] - To the point that he fell asleep, that is usually a signal to stop so you don't accidentally hurt them
[Splender] - Brother! Let me cuddle her!
[Slender] - You only just remembered that she was still here...
[TLOT] Hops a couple of times and throws dirt blocks under his feet so he's level with them- Pinwheel? What happened to Crim? Is he shedding?
[Pinwheel] - He got itchy after getting in some water
[TLOT] Aww. He should come find me or Doc if he gets hurt. You should too.
[Pinwheel] - I took bad scales away
[TLOT] Sounds like shedding to me. Good job kiddo.
[Pinwheel] - I keep going?
[Slender] - You should wake until he's awake again
[TLOT] Just in case. If you hit a sensitive patch you might wake him before he's done sleeping-
[Slender] - Brother, can I trust you to not smother her?
[Splender] Blubbering- Pinwheel!
[TLOT] Maybe try a bit of shoulder perching?
[Pinwheel] - No, me play with Cri
[TLOT] Do you want to stay and sleep with him?
[Pinwheel] - Yes!
[TLOT] Well there you go. Splender? Just hang around here for a bit. Let her keep her buddy company.
[Slender] - First he should come and close the portal once I leave
[TLOT] That would proabbly be a good idea-
[Steve] Has succumbed to the temptation to toss things in the hole to see what happens. There's a pile of small items and a cow on the irl side of the hole now-
[Slender] Puts Pinwheel down and grabs Splender before his brother can smother the dragon in a hug- Let's go brother, it'll only be a few minutes more
[Splender] - Awwwww...
[TLOT] removes the small tower and follows them-
[Steve] Chucks a stone pickaxe and it sticks in a tree on the other side of the divide-
[Slender] Let's go of Splender- Don't forget your responsibilities brother
[Splender] - Sorry brother...
[Slender] Steps through the portal and Splender quickly closes it-
[Steve] Skittered to the side when they came back-
[TLOT] It's no biggie Splender, have a fish. - Holds up the gummy fish and it gives off a very strong lemon candy odor.
[Splender] - Gummies!
[Steve] Pipes up-We were just fishing for some...
[Splender] Sniffs- But I forgot about Pinwheel...
[TLOT] I think you'll be forgiven. She's very independant and I think she enjoyed her running around time.
[Splender] - Still... This is when my pets usually die...
[TLOT] She won't die, she's strong, and she's hooked to respawn anyway.
[Steve] Sad face- Pinwheel's not a pet anyway. She's as smart as a child already.
[Splender] - I know...
[TLOT] Maybe you should approach her more like a parent. It's good practice.
[Splender] - I'll work on it...
[TLOT] Good- He pats Splender's calf since that's as high as he can reach. - Goodness knows we've been getting a lot of practice parenting ourselves- Indicates Yaunfen-
[Splender] - Where is Doc?
[TLOT] Irl. Markus needed to regain a physical body and Deerheart and Flux went along for the same purpose. Doc is back and forth and Cp is standing guard out there.
[Splender] - I see, well, I think I'll go back to keeping an eye on Pinwheel
[TLOT] Okay. And I'm glad to see you back no matter the circumstances.
[Steve] We were worried something might have happened to you!
[Splender] - Oh no, nothing had happened. But thank you for being concerned- He turns and heads to watch Pinwheel and Crim
[Yaunfen] Pops up out of the water trying to cram three fish into their mouth-
[Steve] Remember to chew!
[Yaunfen] Climbs out of the water and puts the fish down before yawning- All done
[Steve] Good job-
[TLOT] I think it's nap time....
[Yaunfen] - Not tired
[CP] Is just tossing a fireball around-
[Notch] Rolls over a bit to look at him. His voice is raspy- Sorry you're bored...
[CP] - You're actually awake?
[Flux] Perks from where she's reading-
[Deer] Is sleeping-
[Notch] Kinda wish I wasn't. My throat feels like I ate one of your fireballls....
[Flux] Approaches- Do you want some water?
[CP] Twirls his fire around a bit- Eh
[Notch] Anything...
[Flux] Fills a glass for him and kneels in front of him, holding it for him-
[Notch] Sharp intake of breath - Flux...
[Flux] - Yes?
[Notch] You look human now... But still lovely.
[Flux] - Deer has also shifted to look more human
[CP] - Apparently server's have an easier time becoming real since they already have a physical component
[Notch ] Deerheart came as well? - Takes the water- Can I see?
[CP] - Just roll over the other direction
[Notch Drinks the water and sets it down to look, it's obvious its painful to move. - Well at least she'll blend in if she wants to go somewhere with Doc...
[CP] - She already has
[Notch] Where did they go?
[CP] - A diner
[Flux] Puts a hand on Notch's forehead to check his temperature, it's rising somewhat quickly-
[Notch] Lays back- I feel like I was sunbathing in the Nether...
[CP] Looks around for some of his wife's cold flowers and finds a couple in a corner which he tosses at Notch-
[Notch] Perfect... - He shakes one flower over his face and the snow falls on his cheeks- I had decent dreams at least, thanks to you...
[CP] - Whatever
[Notch] It almost feels wrong to be so detailed again...
[Flux] - Do you need anything else?
[Notch] Not sure. You close by feels good though. I'm glad you're not suffering.
[Flux] - I just wish you weren't...
[Notch] It was going to happen eventually. I'm not sorry. I'm just glad I can go back there when it's done. The server is my home now.
[Flux] - But now you can also show me your old world
[CP] Is getting annoyed over the lovey talk-
[Notch] I'm so taking you to the office. My old team would go bananas.
[Flux] - If you want
[CP] - Speaking of, how do you plan on getting there if you've supposedly only been using cash since you went missing?
[Notch] Can't we just make a portal back to the server and come out somewhere within walking distance of my apartment?
[CP] - That officer will want to check your story on how you returned, and we don't have to return to the server for me to portal us from one place to another
[Notch] We could ask Dawn? She's good at getting around on the down-low, isn't she?
[CP] - If you want...
[Notch] I trust you... - He's starting to fall asleep
[CP] - Fine- Instead of using the tv, he just teleports to the island
- There's no one around, but there is a faint motoring noise from down the beach-
[CP] Turns towards the noise and then heads towards it-
-The Morgenheutiengesternwelt is bobbing in the waves. It's anchoered just offshore and Mort is making a rather large mess from the side of it., there's a red streak down the hull below where he's standing.
[CP] - The fuck are you doing?
[Mort] Huh? Oh, just chumming. Dawn likes fish, but this is a nice way to get rid of the guts and heads and stuff.
-Down below there a ton of sharks snapping at the bits he's tossing down like an old lady feeding birds-
[CP] - Where's Dawn?
[Mort] Wheelhouse-
[Dawn] Mort? Are you talking to someone?
[Mort] Cp is here.
[Dawn] Peeks out - Oh, hi.
[CP] - We have to get Notch back to Sweden in a way that's doable, can be seen on camera, but not require him using a card
[Dawn] Eh. I'll get him on his way, I can afford it. - grins- Do I get anything in return?
[CP] Suspicious look- What?
[Dawn] What are you offering Cp? Could you get me something unusual I could sell or use?
[CP] - Fuck if I know
[Dawn] I'll sleep on it and get back to you. But you'll have my help. What kind of timeline are we working with?
[CP] - We have at least another week before he's capable of going anywhere, reforming a physical body and all
[Dawn] I'll make the reservations-
[Mort] Wow... look at this!
-There's a great white circling around with the other sharks-
[Mort] She's not the biggest I've ever seen, but so pretty.
[CP] - By the way, I ran into your Mothwoman last week
[Dawn] Oh, Klaarese? What's she up too?
[CP] - Some weird energy portal thing in the sky over a weird cat wall
[Dawn] A cat wall? Can you be more specific? I mean the portal is no big deal. They can be common in window areas where cattle mutilation is going on.
[CP] Gives her a mental image of the wall-
[Dawn] Oh, that's not a wall, that's an earthwork. They're usually just made of packed dirt and rocks. And it's not really a cat either.
[CP] - Well she was giving me a warning not to go out at night... Typical Doc picking a place where there's potentially a danger
[Dawn] Well they're not always dangerous. Unless you try to bulldoze it over. Is there a lake anywhere near?
[CP] I don't know... I think I remember my wife mentioning one when she helped Doc become physical...
[Dawn] Then that's why it's there. It's probably got a lake monster legend attached to it as well, and for good reason. The mound was likely made because of the lake.
[CP] - I don't know, all I know is that there are scratch marks on the door and the ground is disturbed outside the entrance as well
[Dawn] Eyes narrow- Have you seen any wolves around?
[CP] - That's what the claw marks look like
[Dawn] I wonder what they would want with you? Usually they hang around cemetaries, or lovers lanes...
[CP] - What are they?
[Mort] Is just listening intently.
[Dawn] Hard to say really. Sometimes they seem to be just upright wolves. But they're smart. Too smart. Maybe even a little bit psychic.
[CP] - Oh joy
[Dawn] They're also territorial. But they should leave you alone unless you have something they want. Generally if you get in their territory they'll try to scare you, bluff or scratch at you so you'll run away.
[CP] - Then why did they attack me?
[Dawn] I don't know? Were you carrying anything they might want?
[CP] - No, but there was this weird eyeball tentacle thing
[Dawn] Oookay... Let's try this, what happened right before they attacked you?
[CP] - Um... Some weird smells?
[Dawn] What kind of smell? Did someone hit you with the psychic equivalent of deer pee?
[Mort] Snickers softly-
[CP] - Spiced oils?
[Dawn] I don't know. Unless it was someone's concoction for summoning them...?
[CP] - Not sure, but we've smelled it around the server too
[Mort] Did it occur to you then that maybe the smell is attached to something they're searching for?
[Dawn] Have you been grave-digging Cp?
[CP] - No, my job is to put them there, and I don't know... But Slender had to work on my head to keep that eyeball thing from affecting my mind
[Dawn] It must be something powerful then. Some of the Outsiders are just bad news in general. I always wonder if some of them decided to personally torment HP Lovecraft. It would explain a lot.
[CP] - Well, I have to get back to the bunker, we'll be back in about a week or so
[Dawn] Slightly ominious since the witch has been asked for a favor- I'll be ready.
[CP] Teleports back to the bunker without another word-
[TLOT] Is walking through Lie's yard.
[Steve] Look, it's probably nothing. You know how she is...
[Lie] Is repairing some fences in the back-
[Steve] Just give her another one, she'll get over it eventually. She wasn't using it like I suggested anyway.
[Lie] Yawns and reaches over to pat Rosebud who wandered closer-
[TLOT] But who in their right mind would...? I don't get it...
[Lie] Catches sight of them and hears the last comment- Who's done what now?
[TLOT] I have to go check on my Testificates. I got a message that they wanted me to come to that dammned temple in the snow biome.
[Lie] - Do you know what's going on?
[Steve] Someone stole from Lady Nessie, amongst other things.
[Lie] - Stole? That doesn't sound good...
[TLOT] Who breaks into a temple full of monks who are experts in several different types of combat? They'd have to be insane.
[Lie] - Would you like me to go with you? I don't have much else to do
[Steve] If you're going you should take your cloak, it'll be cold.
[TLOT] More the merrier.
[Lie] - Just give me a moment- She goes back inside and returns with the cloak made from CP's hair. The Avulpix following her
[Steve] Points at the pokemon - Um Lie?
[Lie] Glances back before picking the Pokemon up and putting it back in the house- No you stay here
[TLOT] Hopefully this won't take long. They lit up a really old summoner to call and we're going to come out close to where we need to be. - heads down into the cage-
[Lie] Follows them down, smiling a little at her offensive pod-
[TLOT] Makes the portal and hisses at what's on the other side. He bows his head and walks through anyway.
[Steve] Follows and frowns -
[Lie] Is last and closes the opening behind them before looking around-
-The landscape is wrecked. It was a swamp biome with a village on the plains just touching it. The village is mostly washed out foundations now. Ahead of them the swamp is littered with felled trees and craters that have been filled with rainwater. Rising high above it all is a conical spire that was once a natural tower. The top looks exploded.
[Lie] - What is this?
[Steve] It was home... once...
-Theres a ridge of stone near the ruined tower that bleeds over into a mountain range and TLOT heads that direction-
[Lie] Follows the older brine, trudging through the swampy water and leaving a few lilies in her wake-
[Steve] Walks beside TLOT so his mate can lean on him a little.
-They reach the base of the ridge and Steve starts breaking rough stairs until they reach the top. The terrian turns to spruce forest and Steve shivers-
[Steve] I hate these woods.
[TLOT] Lets just get this over with...
[Lie] - Is it much farther?
[TLOT] Not too far, and a good thing too. I don't feel like playing with the mobs.
-After a bit of walking the temple rises into view and the two monks at the door cross their spears and shout back for a third to fetch Lady Nessie.
[Lie] Shivers despite the cloak-
[TLOT] Just let me in, I'm freezing. - he sweeps a hand and shoves the Testificates back against the wall with a small amount of weight.
[Steve] Scoots past them- sorry!
[Lie] Also gives an apology as she follows the two men in-
[Nessie] Stomps toward them, fuming- Desecrated! The very nerve!
[Lie] Leans closer to Steve- Does she mean us? Or the person who stole from them?
[Steve] I'm guessing the thief. She can see when we come and go because she's able to read the chat.
[TLOT] Please calm down
[Nessie] NO. This is unforgivable!
[Lie] Subtly spawns a few calming flowers-
[TLOT] Rubs his temples- what happened?
[Nessie] Puts her hand on her chest- my star was stolen!
[TLOT] I'll give you another one...
[Lie] We're gonna fight a wither?
[TLOT] Mentally- if you want to do it that way?
[Lie] - No
[Nessie] That's not all! Our altar was desecrated!
[Lie] Mostly to herself- How do you desecrate a grass block?
[Nessie] Who actually has really good hearing- See for yourself! - She turns with a swirl of dress and stalks back up the hallway
[TLOT] Shakes his head and follows
[Lie] Eeps a little-
[Nessie] Tosses open the double doors angrily and gestures at the altar- I haven't touched it since the crime was discovered!
- where the grass block was in front of the huge window there is now a cobweb block-
[Lie] - Oh... Well that's different...
[TLOT] looks uneasy- Testificates can't place those...
[Steve] if there was a spider in here there would be more right?
[Lie] - I doubt a spider could get in here Steve...
[Nessie] I'm thinking of tearing out the whole room and redoing it! This is unprecedented!
[Lie] - I'm sure that's not necessary...
[TLOT] Do you know how they got in at least?
[Nessie] Of course I don't! And the whole monastary has been searched top to bottom. No one has the block or my star!
[Lie] - TLOT... Do you think?
[TLOT] Is projecting a small amount of fear but only Steve and Lie can feel it-
[Steve] We'll get you a new block. It's no problem.
[Nessie] Huffs-
[Lie] - Do the blocks come from anywhere specific?
[Nessie] No! It was a gift. Only Herobrine and Notch can place a greened block.
[Lie] - Would you accept one from me then?
[Nessie] ....
[TLOT] Just take it. She could make grass on stone. She's my pupil and more then worthy.
[Nessie] Looks at Lie more closely. It's dead obvious she'd rather have one given by a Notch.
[Lie] - Consider it a gift given on my father in law's behest, the Supreme Notch
[Nessie] Twitch-twitch, she's considering it.
[Lie] Waits patiently-
[TLOT] Gives her a look-
[Nessie] Fiiine. I will accept it. But get rid of those horrid cobwebs first.
[Lie] Steps forwards and swats the webs away before placing a dirt block. She concentrates and thick foliage erupts from the top of it, it's thicker and greener than the previous block-
[Nessie] Tries not to look impressed- And the star?
[TLOT] I'll kill a wither for you myself and deliver it in a matter of days.
[Nessie] Still looks irritated-
[Lie] - I'd rather not go fighting...
[TLOT] Shoots her a clear please shut up I'm lying expression-
[Steve] We'll take care of it.
[Lie] Goes to stand behind TLOT and Steve-
[TLOT] We'll be back.
[Nessie] Gives him a 'see that you are' haughty expression.
[TLOT] Is walking quickly towards the entrance and Steve is trying not to walk right behind him because he's making the cobbles hot-
[Lie] Dances around the hot cobbles as well-
[TLOT] Gets outside and the snow just vanishes in a four block radius around him. -
[Lie] - Well at least you're warm...
[Steve] I'm going to check the wall under the window-
[TLOT] Thumps his helm hard against a small tree and there's a long creak as it slowly topples over and crunches to the ground.
[Lie] Stands there awkwardly- Umm, TLOT? Is everything alright?
[TLOT] Takes a sharp breath and lets out a very aggravated scream of frustration before slumping. -This whole situation is really stressing me out...
[Lie] - Do you want some calming flowers?
[TLOT] distracted- No, I'm not hungry.
[Lie] Summons them anyways-
[Steve] comes racing back and looks around before speaking quietly- I made a nerd pole outside the window and climbed up. This was on the outside sill! - He holds up his hand and there are spider threads tangled in his fingers-
[Lie] Pulls out the spider threads she got from the alter- I wonder if Doc can analyze them...
[TLOT] Looks at them with trepedation- I really hope this is just a bad joke....
[Lie] - TLOT, do you think it could be your new NOTCH?
[TLOT] Visibly shivers- I hope you're wrong...
[Steve] Suddenly looks inspired- They took the old NOTCH's symbol and replaced it!
[TLOT] Shut up shut up shut up-
[Lie] Reaches out to put a comforting hand on TLOT- Hey, easy, we're here for you
[TLOT] Is shaking a little -
[Steve] I'm here for you too. You don't have to face this alone.
[Lie] - Do you want to head back? Or investigate more?
[TLOT] I'd rather fight a dozen withers then be near this place one more moment.
[Lie] - Then let's go home, I'll make the opening
[Steve] Stands ready with his mate-
[Lie] Creates the opening and motions for Steve to guide TLOT through-
[TLOT] Hurries and doesn't look back-
[Notch] Stirs a little as his phone rings-
[CP] - Oh what now?
[Deer] Is making food for them-
-ring ring ring-
[Flux] - Notch? Do you want me to get that?
[Notch] Little snore-
-ring ring-
[CP] Sighs and moves over, grabbing the phone and looking at it- Oh joy- He nudges Notch-
[Notch] Groans in pain-
-ring ring ring-
[CP] Hits answer-
[Jeb] Hello? Markus?!
[CP] - What do you want?
[Deer] - CP be nice
[Flux] Is trying to encourage Notch to wake up-
[Jeb] recognizes Cp's voice- There was a cop here looking for Markus-
[CP] - We know, you had her call him
[Jeb] Hey, I was trying to defuse the situation. I'm calling to see if I can help. What's the plan?
[CP] - Well currently he's regaining a physical form
[Jeb] Holy shit... so he's bedridden?
[CP] - Yup
[Flux] Quietly- Notch, wake up
[Notch] Painful cough in his sleep-
[CP] - He's got a little less then a week left
[Jeb] Are you already nearby? Do you have a plan to get him here in a traceable way?
[CP] - I have no idea how close we are to you, but we are setting up a way to get back-
[Jeb] Good. That cop has been watching the building and she's probably got his apartment under survellance too-
[CP] - She's a tenacious one
[Jeb] Sullen- Unfortunately for us...
[CP] - I know ways to kill her, especially to make it look like suicide
[Jeb] Please don't say stuff like that...
[CP] - Just saying.
[Jeb] Can you bring him to visit us when all this is over at least?
[CP] - That's up to him
[Jeb] If he wants too. We'll buy him dinner, take him drinking, whatever. He is missed around here.
[CP] - Yeah well he won't be alone
[Jeb] Bring friends. We'll make a party of it.
[CP] - I don't think you want my friends around
[Jeb] I'm just trying to make it worth your while Cp. I'll even get you drunk, what's your preffered poison?
[CP] - The strongest shit there is
[Jeb] Done deal! It's a date. Safe trip all of you.
[CP] Hangs up and tosses the phone on top of Notch-
[Notch] Oof...
[CP] - Everyone is waiting for you to get there now
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