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scoopdi-woop · 2 years

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Important!

Only happened a few times but god knows I savour it.

#Priest Knoxville got me on my knees #and I’m not praying #johnny knoxville #jackass #mtv jackass #wildboyz #mtv wildboyz #mtv #pj clapp #steve o #chris pontius #viva la bam #bam margera #bad grandpa #father #hot priest #just something about it idk

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adaki · 2 months

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Yk I think Toby is by far the least freaky crp in design but the thought of an encounter with him is terrifying.

#ticci toby #myart #creepypasta #crp #horror #tobias rogers #tobias erin rogers #slender proxy #slenderverse #creepypasta proxy #also while I was drawing this one of my neighbors was literally murdered by two home invaders they still haven’t caught???#rest in peace but also I’m going to die bro pray for me #does this count as a redesign #just an interpretation #I’d hate to be chased by Toby bro he’ll naw #I’d hc most of the proxies have a stronger pain tolerance but like how do you even stun someone like Toby

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breesperez139 · 4 months

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Dc x Dp Prompt #6

“I’m a twin”, Damian said one night. He could feel the narrowed eyes of his family drilling holes on his back in disbelief. Not that he could blame them. Damian had never so much as implied being raised with a companion, much less a sibling.

“I had a brother”. Damian paused to recollect himself. He had not said his brother’s name out loud in over 8 years.

“His name was… Danyal”. Damian hated the way his voice wavered, but he could not help it. Danyal was everything to him, his other half. Their heart beat as one and when one heart stopped beating, the other one died with it. At least until his family put his heart on metaphorical life support without ever realizing.

“Where is he now?” His father asked, voice filled with knowing grief and a hint of betrayal. It had in fact been 6 years since Damian first showed up on his doorstep.

“Up there”. All eyes shifted towards the specific star he was pointing to. “Right before he died, he promised me he’d guide me from the stars. Unfortunately, the stars are not visible in Gotham, so my brother is unable to be of much help unless I leave the city.”

“Your brother is Polaris, the North Star?” Tim questioned warily, most likely in attempts to not offend him. Damian was aware of how stupid it sounded, but Danyal had promised, and his brother never broke his promises.

“Yes. Danyal is with the stars now, just as he always wanted”

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc fanfic #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc crossover #ghost king danny #demon twin au #danyal al ghul #batpham #they are not in Gotham at the time of this conversation #I’m thinking they’re visiting the Kent’s on their farm but tbh as long as the stars are visible it can be anywhere #Danny did in fact reincarnate as Polaris #sort of #Polaris is more of a title the Realms gave him the day he was crowned #he is the star meant to guide them through a new era #or something like that #But Damian does look up at the stars for guidance whenever he sees them #and before he knows it he’s accidentally begun praying to Danny #it’s his coping mechanism for being unable to speak about him to anyone #but back to Danny - he regained the memories of his time as Danyal Al Ghul when he died in that portal and became a halfa #well it was more he regained the memories of ALL his previous lives but his most recent one holds a special place in his heart #if only because he knows his brother is still alive on whatever earth he was born on #as bad as it sounds Danny can’t wait until he gets to reunite with Damian #he hopes Damian forgives him for not guiding him though #fun fact! Danny was once known as the god Dan-El in one of his previous lives #he’s ALSO the reincarnation of the Greek Titan Astraeus (and he’s pretty sure Dani is his daughter Astraea)#his previous lives are all so interesting (he still can’t believe he was raised an assassin or that he was a god in multiple lives)#but in all honesty it’s even weirder feeling so old and so young at the same time

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alienssstufff · 6 months

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VERY real life

with VERY /srs life series designs (almost drawn with non-dominant hand)

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aussie-bookworm · 2 years

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I don’t mind too much if the Twitter users immigrate to tumblr.

However I will start Biting if tumblr becomes the standard social media site everyone uses.

My employers don’t need to know that I am a clown and this is the circus I frequent. They don’t need to learn about the chainsaws I juggle or the jokes I yell while entering a tiny car with a bunch of other clowns.

#itsallmine #Twitter #tumblr #They can just look at my family photos and things my family have said while I’m busy throwing pies in the background #i will be extra pissed off if corporations move over here too #*prays in incompatible target markets*

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potato-lord-but-not · 3 months

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what do you pray to?

or alternatively: Oscar sees John for the person he is and John gets to be forgiven

#like………. John lists Oscar as something he’d pray to and then Oscar gives him the kind of forgiveness Oscar never got from god. HELP #IM UNWELL #yknow…. I haven’t lost the plot in a fandom like this since overwatch. I’m straight up putting these guys in situations #artists on tumblr #traditional art #malevolent #malevolent fanart #malevolent podcast #john doe #john doe malevolent #john malevolent #oscar malevolent #gold cross #Arthur Lester and his three boyfriends #<- just because

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bitesonmyneck · 3 months

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@mothercain for Praying, 2021

#my praying x adidas shoes are getting worn and i’m scared because they’re never gonna do a restock #ethel cain #hayden anhedönia #praying #prayingg #fashion #liminal spaces #weirdcore #southern gothic

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windwenn · 2 months

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POV ur being judged by a teenager objectively cooler than u wyd

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xmilkwee3dx · 6 months

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My ultimate fantasy is to be able to trust someone with my entire heart and being.

#that’s scary but I just hope and pray that I’m able to one day #is that even possible?#to trust someone to that extent?#seems fake #thoughts while watching The Matrix #doesn’t even correlate

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robiinurheart33 · 2 months

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Johnny gets ghost a tiktok for the very first time and the first thing he sends him is a video of two butterflies circling each other.

Us <3

Ghost is understandably confused.

?

Those are butterflies.

No that’s us

What?

Like

That’s the concept of us yk

Those butterflies remind me of the both of us

I think I get it.

Soap highly doubts he does, but Ghost proves him wrong the next day, when he sends Johnny a video of two seagulls fighting for a piece of food and texting:

Look, it’s you and Garrick.

Asshole.

It’s not even online too, whenever Ghost and Soap are deployed together or when they’re outside, Ghost will find something that represents the both of them, or the people around them. They’ve turned it into a little game of sorts, actively looking around their environment for things to compare themselves with.

Two uneven rocks leaning against each other. “Look, that’s us.”

The shared mass hall microwave exploding because some recruit thought it was a great idea to place a whole fish in there. “That’s Price.”

A kite getting stuck in a tree. “Me for real.”

Most of all though, they’ll be pointing out things that remind them of themselves. Clouds, cats, plants, any inanimate objects they see that reminds them of themselves, they’ll just point it out. It’s proven to be incredibly adorable, but it also gives Ghost a little more insight on how Johnny looks at the world. He really looks at his environment now, actively seeking out anything that could resemble their relationship. The trees are a little brighter, the sky a prettier shade of blue, the sound of a certain someone’s laughter sweeter than anything else in the world.

It’s no secret that Soap means everything to Ghost. But Ghost doesn’t know if Soap feels the same way. Soap has so many people in his life that love him, appreciate him for who he is and what he stands for. He could bend the whole world to his knees if he wanted to. Ghost has no one except Johnny. And for a while, that thought scared him. But now it feels like he has the whole world, because he has Johnny.

He loves his quirks and how his little mind works. He loves that Johnny thinks about him in his day to day life. Ghost loves Johnny, and Johnny loves Ghost. It’s that simple. He doesn’t know when it all suddenly became so clear, that his feelings had suddenly felt so much lighter, but he knows it’s all because of him.

Johnny, who sends him a TikTok at 3am captioned: it’s you and me!

#god I wrote this so long ago #and I just wrote the last few paragraphs #I’m rlly hoping this will jump start my way back into writing #please I pray #robs ramblings #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghoap #ghostsoap

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hawkinsbnbg · 2 months

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Eddie tried to look after his sweetheart and took safety precautions seriously whenever they had sex.

And yet, those condoms he had stashed away in every nook and cranny in their shared apartment never got used.

Because every time he took out one, Steve would sniffle, “You don't love me anymore?”

And every time, Eddie would fold like a house of cards, standing no chance against those teary eyes and pouty lips.

Good thing that Eddie had already bought the ring and written his vow.

After all, who was he to deny his girl anything even when it was impossible?

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #simp eddie munson #steve ‘born an omega but forced to be just a man’ harrington #eddie ‘i’m gonna defeat science to knock my girl up’ munson #steve has a massive breeding kink and never-ending baby fever #everyday eddie would pray for steve to never change lmao #sionewrites