#and also the 'canon' of medusa disliking it and bb liking it of course

[maximusboltaqon]

There's another old What If joke where Black Bolt eats pineapple pizza before bed and has a weird dream, which causes him to call out to Maximus and accidentally razes Attilan. Then all the other Inhumans get annoyed with him and Medusa criticizes his food choices. So going off the idea that once Black Bolt discovers pizza and likes it with pineapples, where do the rest of the Inhuman Royals stand on the subject of "Hawaiian" pizza? Which of them like it, are okay with it, or absolutely hate it?

!! maaan it sounds like the old what ifs are the slice-of-life inhumans stories i need!!! is it morbid to say i find the premise kind of adorable?

but hmm… i don’t know!! i admittedly very rarely think of things like favorite foods or clothing styles, even for my own ocs (my poor underdeveloped children), so this is a complicated question for me. i imagine crystal and triton would be more open to it, as i can see them wanting to delve more into human culture than some of the others. i think triton is polite enough that even if he didn’t like a type of food, he’d still eat it without complaints! i can definitely see him and crystal trying lots of different foods, though.

i think maximus would act like he hates it just to try to rile up bb, and also act like he loves it to try to rile up medusa, and meanwhile he’s completely neutral in reality.

i don’t have any particular idea for karnak, luna, or ahura… i don’t think gorgon would like hawaiian pizza. i think gorgon is the pickiest eater out of them all!