#and asparagus ...

[daily-deliciousness]

Sheet pan parmesan steak and potatoes

[inthedarktrees]

It's the last entry, dated February 23rd.

Sheryl Lee & Kyle MacLachlan | Twin Peaks

[adobe-outdesign]

considering Neopets has an item dedicated to changing your pet's gender and how easy it is to alter their color and species I think being trans would just be accepted immediately. like no one really cares that your red Ixi coworker is now a woman when Bob from accounting woke up one morning and decided he wanted to become a pea

[ryllen]

still on with the vegetable debate 🥗🥬🥒🥦🚜🧑‍🌾

[natalikoromotoart]

FOOD FACE Pt.1🥦:o)🥦

[w-e-i-r-d-f-o-o-d]

Dare I ask what kind of hot drinks people were making in 1906 that required the use of concentrated asparagus syrup

[ricky-mortis]

Ok but Agent Curt Mega with long hair though?

[themostimportantnight]

Skimbleshanks is such a wonderful cat, he loves his job so much 🚂💪 (+ headcanons below the cut!!!)

- Many of Jennyanydots’ mice have snuck onto the train with Skimbleshanks after the two hung out, necessitating that he bring them back to her (she’s always very grateful when he does this, her mice are too busy dancing to reproduce ✌️)

- He’s incredibly theatrical and gesticulates a lot while telling stories for the sake of the kittens who might not understand everything he’s saying, as well as for Victoria (he isn’t as adept at communicating with her non-verbally as the rest of the jellicles given that he spends so much time away from the junkyard, so he tries his best to make his gestures and their meanings clear for her)

- Munkustrap learned the hard way during a production of The Pekes and the Pollicles that Skimbleshanks likes to have a bit of scotch every now and then

- Skimble spends most of his time around humans, trying to keep them all in check; as such, he finds it embarrassing to give into his cat-like urges (chasing mice just for the thrill, chirping back at birds, etc), as this always leads to people gushing over him (he figures this means they’re taking him less seriously)

- Half of the cats in the junkyard have spiked collars because Skimbleshanks once raided a kinkster’s suitcase on the way to London, and decided to bring some gifts with him

[hellsitegenetics]

imagine being held at gun point (bear with me) by a literal animal, and the only hope of rescue (BEAR WITH ME) is posting a coded message on a tumblr gimmick account's asks

String identified: ag g at g t (a t ) a ta aa, a t c (A T ) tg a c ag a t gc acct' a

Closest match: Crioceris asparagi genome assembly, chromosome: 6 Common name: Asparagus beetle

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[daily-deliciousness]

Garlic butter ribeye steak and shrimp

[foodfuck]

smoky sweet salmon with sesame asparagus · how sweet eats

[wiggispa0fartface]

This has definitely been said before I feel it in my left kidney but

The reason we can't distinct what's symptoms of autism/or quite frankly any neurodiversity and what's effects of trauma is because society has not produced a single not-traumatized neurodivergent person.

[savorytoothgirl]

Pesto Pasta Salad with Grilled Chicken & Asparagus

[junipers-insects]

I tried to draw a background. I couldn't ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Cream+baby at the grocery store

I was this 🤏 close to hitting the tag limit-

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I spent over 6 hours on this, which is the most but still