I think the weirdest lie I’ve been told by a pathological liar was when this friend I had in secondary school told us all she got kicked out of her house and was living in like a random shed and didn’t have access to a bathroom or electricity, and everyone was somehow believing her, and I was just looking at her like.. your hair is straightened, teeth brushed, you washed your face and you smell of soap
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thinking about Kiriona lying in a protected room, pretending to be just a corpse and waiting for Harrow to come for her the same way Harrow went to the tomb
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communal spaces! are the heart of any throuple! (2 versions bc im just an indecisive baby)
it's @zukki-week and day 1 was domestic
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can we see human! toothiana?? 🙏
HERE SHE IS
It occurred to me that I haven’t drawn any of the other guardians and that is a CRIME
Also warrior tooth>>
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SHE HATES STRAIGHT SEX SO MUCHHH SHE WAS SO MAD!!!!!!!!1
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Zayne enemies to lovers, but it’s really just him with Dentist!Reader. 💀 and he's the only one thinking they're enemies.
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ASK ME IF I’M OKAY COS I’M NOT🥹😭
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do you think Ianthe and Kiriona brushed their teeth together. just standing side by side at the sink silently scowling and brushing fastidiously
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I really, really wish people who don't have the capacity to properly take care of animals would simply accept and acknowledge that about themselves. This isn't even a post of me trying to be mean or judge anyone, I'm sure most people go into getting an animal with good intentions, but intentions and actions are different. If you don't have the time and the space and the care an animal needs, the animal will suffer. The fleeting joy of having a kitten or puppy or anything else doesn't last forever and they aren't toys to be put down and forgotten once you've moved past the inital excitement. If you don't have the ability to properly care for an animal, just accept that and simply admire them from a distance.
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he just wants her to brush her got dang teeth
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YOU ARE DEAD !!!!
oh no!!!! (lifetime achievement award moment, i love lemon demon ughhhhhh)
(domestic k9 au belongs to none other than @magewolf-the-artist)
this is some real fun maze shenanigans.
can you guys tell i really like purple and pink neon color palettes…..
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hellooooo i apologize for falling off the face of the earth again but i have adopted a kitty !! I’ve been so obsessed with her she’s everything to me <3 her name is magnolia :3
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Basil and Vishal share a very weird charcuterie meal together after the date. Basil decides that he should be the one dating this hunk, not his stupid sister.
He confronts Bianca about it later.
Basil: Keep your head on a swivel... the boy is mine (ง︡'-'︠)ง.
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forced out of bed for Tortures (learning to swim in a private heated saltwater pool)
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