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fingertipsmp3 · 1 year
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I think the weirdest lie I’ve been told by a pathological liar was when this friend I had in secondary school told us all she got kicked out of her house and was living in like a random shed and didn’t have access to a bathroom or electricity, and everyone was somehow believing her, and I was just looking at her like.. your hair is straightened, teeth brushed, you washed your face and you smell of soap
#it was just such a blatant; blatant lie#if she’d even tried to cover it by saying ‘oh i snuck in and used my parents’ bathroom’ or ‘i used the leisure centre bathroom’ i wouldn’t#have said a word. but like. this was someone who had showered within the past 12 hours; straightened hair; done a skincare routine#and brushed her teeth#if she’d even said ‘there was a sink in the shed’ i probably would’ve believed all of this lol. we were 14!#but she didn’t even try to make it a realistic lie. didn’t show up looking like shit or anything#i think she had makeup on. your shed has a mirror? your parents let you grab your makeup on the way out?#anyway this person also pretended to be pregnant at least twice that i know of and one of the fathers was supposedly famous#i heard secondhand that she lied so much about being pregnant that no one believed her when she ACTUALLY got pregnant#she gave birth and people were like ‘oh’#still somehow not the biggest liar i’ve encountered#that title goes to the girl who said her family disowned her for being gay#when actually SHE cut THEM off after she ran up £20k of credit card debt and they paid it off for her but wouldn’t give her any more money#even after her girlfriend threatened to KILL them#i only found out about this recently and idk what to do with this knowledge lol. i feel like i’m sitting on a powder keg#it’s all just so weird. i mean yeah i’m not the most truthful person in the world but most of my lies have PURPOSE#i’d never pretend to be pregnant.. i just lie and say i have an appointment whenever i don’t want to do something#personal
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cutetanuki-chan · 1 year
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thinking about Kiriona lying in a protected room, pretending to be just a corpse and waiting for Harrow to come for her the same way Harrow went to the tomb
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mispatchedgreens · 10 months
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communal spaces! are the heart of any throuple! (2 versions bc im just an indecisive baby)
it's @zukki-week and day 1 was domestic
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midoristeashop · 11 months
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can we see human! toothiana?? 🙏
HERE SHE IS
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It occurred to me that I haven’t drawn any of the other guardians and that is a CRIME
Also warrior tooth>>
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lesbianlotties · 3 months
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SHE HATES STRAIGHT SEX SO MUCHHH SHE WAS SO MAD!!!!!!!!1
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adelheidvonschicksal · 7 months
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Zayne enemies to lovers, but it’s really just him with Dentist!Reader. 💀 and he's the only one thinking they're enemies.
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thefrsers · 7 months
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ASK ME IF I’M OKAY COS I’M NOT🥹😭
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theriverbeyond · 8 months
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do you think Ianthe and Kiriona brushed their teeth together. just standing side by side at the sink silently scowling and brushing fastidiously
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jessiesjaded · 1 year
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I really, really wish people who don't have the capacity to properly take care of animals would simply accept and acknowledge that about themselves. This isn't even a post of me trying to be mean or judge anyone, I'm sure most people go into getting an animal with good intentions, but intentions and actions are different. If you don't have the time and the space and the care an animal needs, the animal will suffer. The fleeting joy of having a kitten or puppy or anything else doesn't last forever and they aren't toys to be put down and forgotten once you've moved past the inital excitement. If you don't have the ability to properly care for an animal, just accept that and simply admire them from a distance.
#the amount of people i know who flippantly just. buy a random pet with no prior planning or thought#and like its not always outright neglect#you can technically feed and groom a pet get them flee treatments etc but if you lock it outside 24/7 and spend no actual time#like why do you have that animal?#you should not have that aninal#if you have too much in your life to adequately care for one its vetter for YOU and for the animal to not have one#like this little cat is so sweet#actually the sweetest cat ive ever known and my cat tigs has always been a massive sweety already#so its saying something that shes been even sweeter#i mean i brushed her teeth and got matted fur off her and cleaned her eyes and she NEVER bit or scratched me once#shes so quiet and sweet#but the people across the road clearly just left her outside to her own devices her whole life#seemingly no vet checks. didnt feed her properly and i sometimes wonder if at all bc their next door neighbour was feeding her apparently#and he has no pets!! even he knew that shit was wrong#and now shes so sickly and small and malnourished and her teeth are rotting out of her head#and its just like ????#why have her#you could have realized you werent really the type for pets and given her to a shelter#and she would have been adopted 100%#but they kept her all this time but also not really bc its not like she was kept properly at all#its sad she didnt come over here sooner#i wish id had since she was a baby or even a year ago#bc then maybe i could have helped her more#its just so unnecessary. Animals are a privilege not a right.#and again like. go visit your cousin or uncle or sister or friends pet in that case#you might not have the time or ability but you could still enjoy animals wothout directly having one
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teacupballerina · 7 months
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he just wants her to brush her got dang teeth
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gert-the-disaster · 4 months
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YOU ARE DEAD !!!!
oh no!!!! (lifetime achievement award moment, i love lemon demon ughhhhhh)
(domestic k9 au belongs to none other than @magewolf-the-artist)
this is some real fun maze shenanigans.
can you guys tell i really like purple and pink neon color palettes…..
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pupkashi · 2 months
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hellooooo i apologize for falling off the face of the earth again but i have adopted a kitty !! I’ve been so obsessed with her she’s everything to me <3 her name is magnolia :3
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snapdragoned · 15 days
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Basil and Vishal share a very weird charcuterie meal together after the date. Basil decides that he should be the one dating this hunk, not his stupid sister.
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He confronts Bianca about it later.
Basil: Keep your head on a swivel... the boy is mine (ง︡'-'︠)ง.
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moocha-muses · 5 days
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"It's not you, Mal. I think it was the crepe fumes."
"You want some saltines and ginger ale? That's what my mom used to do when I had an upset tummy."
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abirddogmoment · 8 months
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forced out of bed for Tortures (learning to swim in a private heated saltwater pool)
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daydreaming-jessi · 1 month
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Fell in love with the movie Ultraman Rising (oh my god such gorgeous animation) became fixated on the potential friendship between little Chiho and Emi, I just love the idea of these two becoming best friends. It’s. Been a good minute since I last drew, so this was a lot of getting back into the swing of things, haha. I still struggle with drawing Chiho’s massive floof hair gyggfyfgfgry
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