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zanyana626 · 1 year
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Alright, so here's my thoughts on the new Helluva Boss episode! 😈🤠❄️
Everything’s tagged as #hb spoilers for those who haven't seen it yet!
Stolas & Stella confronting each other be like:
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Ice King Andrealphus being the third fucking wheel, questioning why he even showed up, but staying for the literal tea
Stolas & Stella obviously hated each other from the get go, so yeah, he didn't betray no one (except maybe his daughter's trust)
COWBOY DADDY STRIKER STRIKES BACK!!! Still sad that Norman Reedus didn't return to voice him, but I kinda already had a feeling that he wouldn't return cuz 1) We didn't get to hear Striker in the S2 Trailer & I think it was confirmed that most of the cast had finished recording their lines for this season over a year ago and 2) It's understandable bc he's a busy man in the acting industry!
And besides, Ed's an awesome VA (especially with all the characters he's voiced so far in the Hellaverse), so I didn't really mind the recast!
"Um... sexy?" Yep, Stolas & the I.M.P crew know what's up! 😉
Wonder what other kinds of Blessed items/weapons exist! I want more lore content!!!
Not bad for an M&M themed episode!
Mixed thoughts on the Blitzø & Loona B-plot of the episode! The Sloth Ring making these two wait 5 years for a rabies shot appointment & the dumbass staff not getting "Bingo & Tuna's" names right was funny tho!
Also, fuck off Fish Karen! It's Hell, no one gives a shit and yet, you're fine with your illegitimate son insulting Blitzø to his face!
"How does one get their own theme song?" Striker unwillingly getting his own theme song was gold! It gave me "Gaston's Song" vibes and I love it!!! 👏🏼
Moxxie finally fighting his own battles (even if it's for something as simple as a hat), good for him!
So there are tinier Imps in Hell, now? Again, lore content pls!!!!
Striker's little bat-cave: "I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick so badly", 'nuff said! 🤣
The parallels of Stolas "messing around" with Striker while being held hostage, to the time Blitzø & Moxxie fucked with the government agents in "Truth Seekers" was good too! 👌🏼
Hope we get to see a Striker backstory cuz he reeeeally has some sort of grudge towards the Goetia family or any of the higher ranked demons! Wonder if Paimon had anything to do with that?
"Prepare for trouble & make it double!" Stella & Andrealphus's dynamic was funny, but slightly creepy (mostly on Andre's side towards his sister)
LEAVE MAH CHILD VIA OUTTA THIS!!!! Like she hasn't had enough shit to deal with already!
M&M HUNGRY FOR A LI'L PAYBACK!!!!
They said, no Country music for a battle theme, only Pop music!
The fight scene mixed with Loona fighting back at her shot appointment was funny!
Angel Dust vs. Sir Pentious callback?? Moxxie's definitely been taking notes from the spider boi!
We still haven't seen the last of Cowboy Daddy Striker!
Poor Loony, getting a "cone of shame". At least she got a lollipop for being a "good patient"? 🤷🏻‍♀️
HOW TF DID THE MEDIA FIND OUT ABOUT STOLAS GETTING ATTACKED & NEARLY KILLED???
"...He can get hurt?" Yes, Blitzø! He may be a royal demon w/phenomenal cosmic powers, but he's just as fragile and hurting on the inside, just like me & you bud (and holy weapons don't help with that fact either)!
Had to pause to look at the Stolitz texts: so they have brought up the Ozzie's incident, but apparently haven't ACTUALLY talked about it face-to-face! At least Stolas is trying to work something out & give Blitzø some space!
BLITZØ, YOU BETTER GO VISIT YOUR MAN IN THE HOSPITAL, OR SO HELP ME…!!!!!
One thing that bugged me the most is Loona not getting any lines in this episode, yet Erica still got credited?
The last episode was understandable bc Loona appeared for a few seconds in the beggining & end. But they could've at least given Loona a few lines this time around, especially given the fact that she was freaking out & didn't wanna get the shot!
Overall not exactly the best episode, but it was still alright (I just mostly missed my cowboy daddy, ok?) Hopefully, the next episode does better!!!
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the characterisation is so great tho ... the dialogue ... the delivery from his ex and himself .... the piss-like colour grading that actually looks good .... Cinema ...
The dialogue.
Jesus fucking Christ, the dialogue in this movie is so well done. The very first scene is brilliant and shows us directly how complicated Mark is. We learn about his motivations and upon watching this movie for the first time you think “Oh, yeah. He wants to be in a final club. Phoenix, Porcellian, whatever — he wants to be part of a club. He wants to be cool.”
Yes, Mark wants to be popular. He wants to be liked because for him it’s very difficult to be social. But when you think about it, he doesn’t want to be popular per se, he just wants to be connected. He doesn’t have to be the youngest billionaire, he didn’t even want that. He just wanted to be liked and accepted which is why — at the end of the movie — he still tries to add Erica as friend on facebook, refreshing the website over and over again, desperate for some kind of connection. 
That is why it’s a social network. Connecting with humans, being social — those things are why we, as a species, have survived.
And isn’t this what we all want? To be accepted, to be loved by the people around us, despite how difficult we are as a person? And don’t get me started on the whole Eduardo thing, I mean DO NOT FISH EAT OTHER FISH????? 
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starboywille · 3 years
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i made an edit that cant be posted to tumblr but these are the reactions so far from @purplehoodiesimon and @angelbabysimon
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glorious-spoon · 2 years
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Star of the Masquerade [Stranger Things; Steve/Eddie] 4/5
Rating: Mature Wordcount: ~13K this chapter; 40K total Warnings: Canon-typical violence; temporary character death Other tags: Fix-it; time-loop, getting together
CHAPTER FOUR ON AO3
Steve hasn’t moved from his spot by the door in at least an hour, in Eddie’s estimation. It’s not like he can check; his watch has been frozen at 8:26 since he dove into Lover’s Lake yesterday night, the minute hand twitching spasmodically but never actually moving forward. Which is a pretty apt metaphor for this situation, actually.
There are no clocks in Hopper’s old cabin. Everything is coated in a thick layer of dust that he feels weird about disturbing too much—less out of respect for the dearly departed police chief's privacy and more out of a lingering fear that the cantankerous old bastard will come back to haunt him for disturbing the peace.
There's no power, although there must have been a hookup at some point, given the light switches and the old TV set perched in front of the dusty, sagging couch where Robin is sacked out on Nancy Wheeler’s shoulder. It doesn’t look like a particularly comfortable position for either of them, but Nancy hasn’t made any move to shove her off. Max and Lucas are on the love seat, eyes closed, shoulders tilted together; Erica and Dustin are on round six of a cutthroat tournament of Go Fish using a deck of cards someone unearthed from one of the kitchen drawers, and Eddie is… sitting on his ass, trying not to vibrate out of his skin from boredom heavily laced with anxiety. The camp lantern on the coffee table illuminates the whole scene in flickering yellow light and deep shadows, and the smell of hot oil almost overwhelms the stink of mouse shit and mildew and dust.
“Do you have any… kings?”
Smugly, Erica says, “Go fish.”
Cards shuffle. A deep sigh. By the door, Steve shifts his weight, unfolds his arms and then folds them again, peering out into the night. Max's head tilts forward, her headphones dislodging briefly before Lucas reaches down to adjust them, sliding them back over her ears without even opening his eyes. He pushes back a strand of hair as well, then lets his hand drop.
“Thanks,” she mumbles. He hums acknowledgement.
Nancy has been watching the game, but now she looks at Max and Lucas, then at Eddie, and her wide-eyed, thoughtful expression doesn’t really help with the whole ‘wanting to crawl out of his skin’ feeling.
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its-toasted · 3 years
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We hemorrhaging that hard-earned but we getting there man. We tell ourselves we’ll stop with July. Hmmm
Who knew big windows and a ceiling fan and a screendoor are everything. In some ways I’m that simple. Every morning feels like when I was eleven on the roof of grandpa’s beachhouse in Korea. Where have you been my whole life.
You’re thinking beachhousewowsickgood but I assure you it was a Shack in the cut. But it was also near this lil strip called Malipo beach and we'd go fishing and baby crab hunting under rocks. Then my brother went to the ER off a crazy centipede bite. I don't think you've seen Korean centipedes.
Other lovely memories of Korea: EMart was the OG Walmart. Church felt the same. Cool Shot was sugar-stuffed ice chips and possibly my first addiction and there is literally one single picture of this joint on the internet. Samchun’s apple orchard. Wondering why mom left all of these people. But I don’t need to ask that anymore.
I been at my new place for a week and I’m home. Like this is enough. Sunsoaking in a breeze on the balcony. Fan drifting like a lazy river, just enough to keep things crisp. I can't do stale air. And this only costs copper and sometimes a second layer.
I forgot to grab my cello. We might tune up again. That’s crazy, y’all don’t even understand. I was pretty dirty. She’s maybe the OG old flame. Nah that’s a lie. Sydney’s voice takes me any day. She was my first real muse. Our life in Gchat. She was a real dancer. And a better drummer. And a voice like a tender Emma Stone. First girl I'd fall asleep on the phone with. Ugh.
This is what happens when I try to write in order, like starting from the top. I'm a mess. I need aderrall. Anyways so I had classical music booted up from umma’s foot to my ass since I had glasses. Which is like since I remember anything at all. I dug the youth orchestra scene but the adults were all a bit stuffy. That's a euphemism for stiff. Imagine if I ever had a cool conductor. In another life I’d be teaching cello lessons. I didn’t get along with like half my conductors, I could be difficult. But we tried to play nice.
I had the greatest first cello teacher. I haven’t thought about her in many years. She was a twenty-something tumbler, all virginia slim and lipstick and designer sunglasses and a really big smile. Living the dream just outside DC. Lessons with Erica were like therapy. Or being in a big sister program with a master cellist. She caught me. She taught me how to play right, got these guilty hands first chair everywhere but state. She moved away before I hit high school for a better degree and a gig in NYC. I never got along with any cello teachers after her. Maybe I stopped wanting to learn when she left. I’m like that. Like I said I can be difficult.
I almost majored in music in school, and then I didn’t, and I set that bitch down in her case like sleeping beauty lol. Goodbye like shit for over five years. I was too busy finding a good pen (Zebra-301). I got her restrung the day after my birthday two summers ago, fooled around for two weeks, and tucked her away again.
So rocky is about right. But we'll give it another go. There’s love there somewhere, I know that. It’s just hard because I don’t associate it with good times, you know? But I love music. And the deep of a cello. Honestly I stopped playing around the time I bought my first good piece and started bumping r&b and maybe that was a mistake.
A friend said they wished I tried writing short stories. I think I'm averse to doing new things these days. Always finding reasons why not. I don't like that. I miss feeling like everything was for me. And I write like we’re getting back there but it’s always waves. This is the best I can do today but we're tryna keep things in mind.
Here's my joint I'm airbnb'ing the couch or you can BYOBed and currency can be chipotle or plant matter please DM me a photo of you in the summertime and your second favorite book
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Nightfall (CH.16)
Synopsis: Pre-Resident Evil 1, slight-AU/Canon Divergence. Claire Redfield comes home to visit her  brother Chris for the holidays but gets caught up in a dangerous game of  cat and mouse with Albert Wesker, the Captain of STARS, after stumbling  upon dark secrets. She can’t call the law; Wesker is the law, and she  can’t tell Chris. She is trapped…Claire/Wesker & Slight Chris/Jill (There’s Wesker & William Bromance too lol). Rated M for smut, language, violence, adult content.
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Chapter 16: Mine
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Warning: this chapter contains lots of smut. You’ve been warned, okay? Okay! :P Because of this, only the first section of the chapter is available on Tumblr. Please follow the link to AO3 to read the rest. Thank you! :)
Okay, she knew her luck had taken a big dump recently, but this was ridiculous! If she thought the university job was difficult, she promptly changed her mind. That was a walk in the park compared to this. Claire stared at all the people. The exquisite party was happening at the ritzy Orient Restaurant on the second floor of the most luxurious hotel in the city, Central Hotel.
There had to be close to a hundred people here! The whole restaurant was closed to cater for the invitation-only event. Why did she even assume this “Christmas Party” was going to be just a group of rich, old dudes bragging all night? With how her luck has been, she should've known better!
Claire gaped at the man beside her who was unfortunately the closest thing she had to a friend at the moment. She recalled William’s little “briefing” on the drive over here.
“The party’s not gonna be that big. Just a simple “get in, get out”. You’ll be home in no time! Actually, you’ll probably be at Al’s home in no time!”
He was still rubbing his arm where she decked him.
“This is nothing like how you explained it!” she hissed.
But the mad scientist only half-heard her, his eyes lit up as though he was a kid about to enter his very first amusement park. Something in here was on his kill list because Claire overheard he wasn’t a stranger to parties, at least not to parties like this that could get him something he wanted. 
William was actually quite handsome all cleaned up in his suit. Claire had grown accustomed to his usual disheveled appearance that made him attractive in his own way.
He grinned slyly. “Oh relax, sweetheart. You’ll be fine. Most of these people are total bores…losers just out trying to feel important. They got nothing on you!” He winked at her. “You know what to do, who to find. Ada’s on your earpiece and Al and I are here to watch your back. Don’t worry. Al _definitely _won’t let you out of his sight. Just…don’t distract him too much. I need him focused tonight.”
“Are you fu-”
“Erica!” William nearly squealed, waving both arms and abruptly abandoning her. “Is that gown designed by Broca’s aphasia? Because I’m speechless!” 
Claire glared at the fickle bastard as he ditched her to join some other people standing around talking and drinking. She was on her own for now.
“Forget about him, Claire. Just focus on getting to Bennett. Best not drag this out longer than we have to and risk exposing ourselves,” Ada said on her earpiece.
“Okay,” she mumbled, and got into character, her natural Redfield bravado and assurance making it easy to stroll through the party like she owned the place.
It was a beautiful Asian restaurant. Most of the dark tables were accented with candles and glasses. The lounge-like chairs were colorful and comfy, and the tall ceilings gave way to soft LED string lights, oriental paintings and sectioned lattices. In warmer seasons, the same kind of setup could be seen on the massive balcony, but it was currently closed off.
She felt many eyes on her as she started her objective. But she only cared about one set of eyes as she discreetly scanned the place for them.
This many people here was both a blessing and a curse for her mission, and it could go either way real quick at any time. More people meant no room for mistakes, too many eyes. But on the other hand, this many people distracted amongst themselves could make it easy to get away with nearly anything.
Claire soon found the eyes she had been seeking, felt the familiar, pleasing burn on her skin they always caused. She traced them to an area with more people, where a grand, gold statue of Lord Yama sat. Directly in front of the god of death, Wesker was encircled by a small group, mostly beautiful women, and he charmed them effortlessly.
The younger Redfield had to keep herself from staring, also charmed by his chameleon smile, good looks, and striking black suit. Her nerves tingled from simmering blood. She couldn’t believe it. She was actually jealous?! Claire was angry with herself. How could she possibly feel anything of the sort over the man that was blackmailing her?
Besides...she knew Wesker well enough by now to know that it was all pretense. She was sickened and enthralled by how easily he could deceive and influence people. Ada was right. His calculating mind, his clever tongue, those were his deadliest weapons; not his hands, not his gun.
The statue of Yama was simply a backdrop to the true god of death in the room. His admirers probably had no clue and listened intently. The women batted their eyes, pushed out their chests, even the ones who had dates. And those men did nothing about it, perhaps too enthralled themselves or maybe it was the fact that Wesker had an uncanny ability to make most men around him submissive.
He may have looked like he was paying attention to them, his eyes concealed behind black shades, but Claire knew he was watching her. All of her. Every breath, every step, he was in complete tune. Something about that lit a fire in her belly so fierce, she trembled.
The jealousy she felt instantly crumbled. It didn’t matter if those women were rich or prettier or dressed in nicer dresses. They meant nothing to him. Not like she did.
And why was that, exactly?
Claire frowned, faltering mid-step, eyes still locked on Wesker across the room when she should've been moving on. She had some suspicions, if her gut and Ada and William were anything to go by. 
More importantly, why do you care?
“Claire?! Earth to Claire, hello?”
“Huh?”
“You aren’t exactly being inconspicuous staying in one spot drooling over Albert.”
Claire’s face flushed and she briskly walked away with a huff. “I’m not drooling!”
The first place she needed to check for her target would be the bar. Typical. It was in the back of the restaurant, low-lit, a massive, semi-circled bar with a marble countertop up against an airbrushed wall depicting a dragon floating through the clouds.
“Whatever you say, hun.”
Claire bit her tongue, taking a deep breath. “I was just happy to see him chatting up other women. Less problems for me.”
Ada sighed. “Claire, fishing is beneath you. First, they aren’t his type. More importantly, Albert detests easy women.”
That wasn’t her intention. “I wasn’t-”
“Unfortunately and fortunately for you, you are his type and are as difficult as they come. I probably shouldn’t be saying this, but you’re as close to obsession as he’s going to get romantically.”
The only fortune she could come up with was that it was unlikely Wesker would kill her. But obsession through people with sociopathic and psychopathic tendencies like Wesker were never a good thing. Her life might be spared at the end of all this...but at what cost?
Claire briskly pushed that thought aside, something cold and heavy dropping in the pit of her stomach. She needed to focus on finding Bennett and getting this over with. That was her excuse. After all, she wasn’t ready to acknowledge that her own growing infatuation would likely veer her into her captor’s arms for good.
She looked around the bar area. There were all kinds of high-status people attending Bard’s Christmas party. Doctors, politicians, city officials, even Mayor Warren and Chief Irons were here.
She recognized Mueller from Raccoon University having a casual conversation with the man that had to be her target. A picture was never granted, but a detailed description allowed her to quickly analyze him. It had to be him. Tall, average build, auburn hair and an anchor beard. He chatted with Mueller with a drink in his hand.
Just as Claire stepped their way, a strong grip snatched her wrist. She was spun around, coming face-to-face with Nathaniel Bard. He looked fine since the anaphylaxis she put him through with the shrimp, but the creep wasn't happy one bit with her, still keeping a painful grip on her arm.
"I knew I'd see your face again, girl. What happened at the university is all your fault."
Claire glared at him. "You're gonna be hurting more if you don't let me go right now."
The music and all the guests chatting around them helped conceal her threat from eavesdropping ears but the Spencer Memorial doctor heard her clearly.
He considered challenging her, lips pursing, but soon let her go after his eyes scanned the numerous faces within the party. "I know you're working with those two bastards. You have no idea how much harm you’ve caused me and several of my colleagues. Lowery was a good man, understand? He had a family. And now I’m trapped doing those two psychos’ bidding.”
“Maybe you aren’t the only one who is trapped.”
“Well then there’s more to your pretty face, isn’t there? They wouldn’t risk it otherwise.”
Who the fuck did this guy think he was? Claire clenched a fist, as it took all of her willpower not to break his damn nose. She had a job to do here. If she caused a scene in the middle of this party, especially with the man hosting it, then she could kiss her freedom and potentially Chris’s life goodbye.
She did let him in on what he was narrowly missing out on by grabbing his hand and twisting it slightly, squeezing hard on a pressure point. Just enough to make it really hurt, just enough to get her point across while looking like she was just holding his hand to nearly everyone else. “If my life didn’t hinge on fulfilling this job, you’d be on the floor with a broken fucking face, do you understand me?”
“Damn, Claire. I like your style,” Ada chimed in.
The younger Redfield ignored her and smiled, showing the guests they were having a pleasant conversation. Bard hissed in pain, quickly nodding. Claire released him and he jerked his hand away, shaking it off with a grimace.
“Listen, I’ll make the job easy for you. Just...do what you need to do and get out of here. Take those assholes with you. And never show your face at one of my social events ever again.”
“I’d love to, but it’s not my call. But...I have a feeling you know exactly who you can talk to about that.”
Bard scowled, rubbing his injured hand. He muttered something under his breath and motioned her to follow him, heading towards Bennett and Mueller in the back of the bar. “C’mon, and follow my lead.”
“Ugh, he better not screw this up.”
Bard put on a welcoming smile once they reached Mueller and Bennett’s table. Mueller recognized her, but didn’t say anything. She barely got a moment’s glare from him before he flashed Bard a guarded look, as if asking “what are you up to now?” The two men stood and the doctor shook their hands.
“Mr. Bennett! I trust you are enjoying the party? What kind of host would I be if I was neglecting my honored guest?”
He looked to be in his thirties maybe. His smile was warm as he nodded. He noticed Claire nearly right away, and there was a definite reaction of some kind. Attraction, she guessed, immediate infatuation. Great…
“Oh yes,” he said in a European accent. “I am grateful to you and Greg’s hospitality. You’ve made being so far from home much more bearable.”
“Good, good! It’s a shame your business partner couldn’t join us this evening. But I’m sure he had his reasons. You two are busy men, after all!”
Bennett nodded, composed yet amiable. “That we are. I’m sorry, but I have to ask, who is this beautiful young lady you have with you?”
Bard didn’t skip a beat in his front, presenting her with a grin like she was a piece of treasure up for auction.
“I know, stunning right? This is Elza. She’s one of my...assistants.”
The European man held out his hand with a handsome, friendly smile. It could’ve fooled anyone, and it almost fooled her. But her gut constricted at the last moment, her first indication something wasn’t right about this guy.
He took her hand and kissed it softly. “It is my utmost pleasure, Miss Elza. I’m Stephan Bennett. Please, just call me Stephan.”
Claire put on the sweetest smile she could muster, batting her lashes. “The pleasure’s all mine, Stephan.”
He looked her over, and although he was an attractive man, it made her skin crawl.
“Has Greg taken you up to your suite yet?” Bard asked cordially. “I’ve left you a little treat as a thank you for choosing to stay the night in Raccoon City’s famous Central Hotel!” 
Bennett ripped his eyes from Claire and shook his head at the host. “No, sir. I got the keycard to the room earlier, but wanted to check out the party before retreating for the night.” He presented a friendly, almost sheepish smile. “Honestly, I’m still a little messed up with the time zone changes. I didn’t think it would affect me this much.”
“That’s not a problem. My assistant and I will escort you up there. There’s a little bit of business I’d like to discuss with you anyway,” Bard replied.
“What about your party?”
“Eh, they’ll entertain themselves! Greg will take care of things while I’m gone. It won’t be but a few minutes.” Bennett glanced at Claire, expression unreadable, and Bard quickly added. “My assistant is completely trustworthy, don’t worry. She knows about our research.”
Bennett nodded, relieved. “Alright, lead the way, Nathaniel.”
Claire was uncertain what to do as Mueller shook hands with Bennett and bid them good night before heading for the bar. Her job was to stick a bug on the European businessman, probably so Wesker and William could track him straight to Aaron Roth. Leaving the party just tossed her whole plan into the garbage. This just got way riskier.
Nothing like winging a mission where my life’s literally at stake. What’s the worst that can happen?
“Great,” Ada whispered in her ear, not helping Claire’s gut feeling. “Wesker’s watching and listening through your piece. He says it’s fine. Just get that bug on Bennett without him knowing.”
Was that supposed to make her feel better that Wesker said it was fine? And how exactly was he able to do that anyway? That just made her earlier conversation with Ada a lot more awkward...
With a slight tick of her jaw, Claire composed herself with a friendly smile and followed the two men out of the restaurant and into the fancy, historical hotel.
They went to the lobby, a grand room with high ceilings, bright lights, and expensive carpet and decor. The elevator ride to the fifth floor seemed extra crowded, even though there were just three of them. Bard and Bennett chatted normally about their lives and careers. Claire didn’t like the frequent glances Bennett gave her. She waited for an opportunity, stayed vigilant with that inkling sprouting in her gut.
It got worse when Ada told her she lost visual on her from their location.
Wesker’s making you do this alone because he wants to see how you do, said a small voice in the back of her head. She didn’t have proof, but she wouldn’t put it past him.
She gave vague answers when Bennett asked her something, either curious and flirting or digging and deceiving. She wasn’t exactly sure.
Bennett scanned his card and held the door open to the big, two-bedroom suite. Bard strolled right on in but Claire hesitated, not wanting to put her back to these men. When she did, she felt his eyes all over her, and when he closed the door, he purposely brushed her to get by.
They stepped into the spacious living room first, accented with a bar and impressive kitchen. There was a home theater set up in the den, opposite a wall of glass that displayed downtown Raccoon City. Dark buildings silhouetted within soft glows of lights of all colors. Speckles of white rained down softly outside.
“You meant it when you said this suite had a view,” Bennett stated, drawn to the panorama.
Bard gave her a look, dipped his head in the direction of his “guest”, as if urging her to get her business done. Claire glared at him as he turned off to the bar instead.
“Yes, I did! And over here, something just for you, Mr. Bennett. Your favorite wine. All the way from home!”
“I don’t like this. Are you okay? Cough if you are.”
“How thoughtful of you, Dr. Bard. Thank you. You’ve gone out of your way to make me feel at home here.”
Claire didn’t like it either. She looked around, keeping up her appearance as she joined the men at the bar. She didn’t see any danger, but something like it was lurking about. Whatever it was, she was fine for now.
She coughed. “Oh, excuse me.”
Bennett watched her more than Bard, but she still couldn’t read his expression. Bard took the fancy bottle out of the container of ice. “Shall we have a glass while we talk?”
“Yes. I’d like that.”
That clicked an idea in her brain. Claire put a hand on Bard’s arm, mustering up the realest fake friendly smile she could handle, looking between the two men under thick lashes. “How about you gentlemen take a seat, get comfortable? Let me serve you.”
Bennett’s smile held something darker, but it was gone in a flash. Bard looked at her funny, but composed himself and slowly put the wine down on the counter. “Of course, Elza! You’re always the sweetest thing! Come, Stephan, over here.”
“What do you have planned, exactly?” Ada asked. “Ugh, I hate going by sound alone.”
Her cohorts had lied to her, she realized. William promised Wesker wouldn’t let her out of his sight and Ada said she would watch over her. Wesker didn’t say much to her before the party, but disclosed if she did what she was told, she would be fine. She was alone here and certainly felt something other than “fine” was coming her way.
The doctor and his guest went to the lounge chairs nearby, sitting across from each other. It was the perfect way for Claire to bug Bennett without him knowing. She opened the white wine and poured their glasses, giving them time to get settled in their seats and start talking. The more distracted they were, the better. It also gave her a moment to get the tiny tracking device ready.
The younger Redfield served Bennett first. She caressed her fingers up his arm, across his shoulder, stopped at the back of his neck, squeezing his collar gently. Her flirtatious smile was enough to distract him from Bard when she handed him his drink. She didn’t remain long, crossing to Bard and giving him his drink with the same smile, the same caress that made her skin crawl. She left them and returned to the bar, gathering up the wine bottle and ice bucket and placing them on the table in between the two men.
Claire eavesdropped on their conversation, but a lot of it made no sense to her. Big research, Sheena and Rockfort Island, Roth, Ashfords, prototypes, T-series. All similar topics that Wesker and William discussed and were involved with.
“You know, it’s strange how all of our business associates keep coming up dead or missing since we’ve been in town,” Bennett said after a long sip of his wine.
Bard grew quiet, confused, his fingers clenching around his wine glass. “What…do you mean?”
The European man looked at Claire, like he knew all of her secrets, not near as charming now. “You know what happened to them...don’t you, Miss Walker? Or should I call you Miss Redfield?”
Claire stiffened, nails digging into the chair arms. She dared not blink, glaring at him, keeping calm, but reeling underneath on how to react. He knew her name. Her _real _name.
Shit!
“Shit!” Ada echoed in her ear. “Claire, don’t do anything rash. Hang in there.”
It wasn’t as though she had much of a choice. She was on her own. Bard’s alarmed face told her everything. He was just as surprised as her, but would be too much of a coward to help her.
Claire took a deep breath. “I don’t know what happened to them.”
“I think Dr. Lowery would say otherwise.”
“How do you know my real name?”
The European businessman crossed one leg casually, swishing the wine in his glass, sharp eyes on her. “All it took was a little digging. You really shouldn’t use your mother’s maiden name as an alias, darling. Especially one as unique as hers.”
Cold steel bumped the back of her head. A gun.
Wesker had told her the same thing. Warned her.
She was careless to use it after not being prepared at the university. Now she was in real danger. The other wolves that Wesker claimed he was protecting her from had stalked her right into a corner. Then again, maybe he wasn’t expecting _this _pack. Or maybe he had and was ready to give her up as tribute for his own motives…
“Uh, Stephan, what’s going on, is t-this necessary?” Bard asked.
“Quiet, or you’ll have one to your head also.” Bennett motioned for Claire to stand. “My business partner, Aaron, would like to speak to you one-on-one, Miss Redfield. You have the time, right? You can help fill the gaps on what’s been happening to our dealings. We’re getting warm, but it seems as though everyone is too afraid to give us answers. Whoever you’re working for, we’ll cut you a nice deal if you expose them.”
Claire kept his gaze, defiant, silent. She had no choice but to comply. She had no weapons on her, no way to hide one in this dress. She slowly moved her hands down to her sides, preparing to push herself up, and felt it. The cold, metal coil of a corkscrew. She forgot she had brought it with her while serving the drinks.
Snatching it up between her fingers, she stood. The man who had the gun to her head pulled her out away from the chair. Bennett rose from his seat, finishing his drink and setting the empty glass down.
Bard shot up as well, looking between Claire and his guest, panicking. “Wh-What are you doing?”
There were two other men in suits now. They must’ve been hiding in the suite this whole time. Although they didn’t have weapons drawn, they were probably packing like the one behind her.
“Nathaniel, lying to me that she is your assistant? After what happened to Simon, I’m shocked. Someone’s got you cowering and afraid, just like Greg. Just like our friend the Police Chief.”
“I-It’s n-not what you think.”
Bennett nodded to the other men. They grabbed Bard by the arms, containing him. The European man pulled a gun equipped with a silencer from his suit jacket.
The doctor fought his captors. “Wait! No!”
Claire stabbed the man behind her in the groin with the corkscrew. He cried out as she spun, disarming him and shoving him away where he tumbled to the floor. She grabbed the bottle of wine and threw it at Bennett’s head just as he switched his gun on her. The bottle shattered on his face.
She didn’t get far with running. Not in that dress, not in those heels, before she was snatched by his men. A bash above her temple instantly made the world spin. Still, she fought, as weak as she suddenly felt.
Bennett was soaked, his face earning a few gashes from broken glass, blood mixing with golden-colored wine. He cursed, wiping his eyes with his sleeve. He grabbed her neck, squeezing hard.
“You little bitch! You’re lucky Aaron wants to speak with you, or you’d be dead!”
That’s when his arm snapped. Like a twig. He screamed. Claire, her vision still hazy from the blow to her head, realized he was attacked. His men were attacked; she was let go. A few blinks and she saw Wesker using some sort of martial arts to swiftly dispose of them. Not Bennett though. He raced away to his escape while holding his limp arm that flopped uselessly as he ran.
The STARS Captain had killed the other three. In seconds. With his hands. He paused, looking to the door where Bennett had fled, as if deciding whether to pursue him. He was over it in seconds though, grabbing her and pulling her to him. Not as rough as she had expected, but gentle wasn’t really in his nature.
“Hold still,” he commanded. She felt his hand on her head. He must’ve been examining the clout she had received. “Are you alright?”
There was some blood on his hand when he withdrew it, and she felt it trickling in her hair. It must’ve been just a small cut, otherwise it would’ve been all over her face by now.
“Yeah,” she said. And she was. It had only made her light-headed for a minute or so.
The nearby chair squeaked as it scooted on the carpet, and a muffled curse came from the other side. Wesker finally looked away from her, jaw clenching. He marched over to the furniture and kicked it. The chair crashed and skidded several feet away. Wesker seized Bard by the collar and picked him up, slamming him into the nearby bar counter. The sound his body made hitting the granite countertop made her flinch, and Bard’s yelp confirmed it.
“Wesker, wait, please! I d-didn’t know! I didn’t! I swear! He was gonna kill me too!”
“He was,” Claire confirmed. 
She had no idea why she defended the asshole, especially when he didn’t offer her any help before. But she could tell he was telling the truth. Wesker paused, but didn’t look at her, probably contemplating what to do with the doctor as he shuddered in his hands.
“Consider your...contract extended indefinitely,” Wesker growled, and shoved him over the other side of the bar. He put a couple fingers up to his ear, the same hidden piece she had. “Ada, William, we’re finished here. Ada, track Bennett. William, tell Irons he has a mess to clean up with Bard and Mueller.”
Bard got to his feet, shaken, his surprised eyes finding hers. The younger Redfield glared at him, a silent message he understood. She had spared him a cruel fate from the Devil. But she wouldn’t do it again.
She returned her gaze to the three bodies around her feet. The one she stabbed with the corkscrew had a snapped neck. The other two looked as though they had suddenly dropped dead, nothing to attribute to the hands of the STARS Captain. But she had seen it with her own eyes. And although it shouldn’t have, it lit a fierce fire in her lower belly, spreading when his arm wrapped around her waist and pulled her towards the door.
The flames were fanned when he whispered in her ear, his hand squeezing her hip. “You did exceptionally well, dear heart. You make me proud.”
When Ada told her Wesker would want to take her home after seeing her in her dress, she had denied wanting him to, denied she wanted to go home with him willingly. But after what she saw, how he held her close to him like she was his, and his alone, how his breath upon her ear titillated her, made her receptive to him only, she could no longer deny it.
Claire wouldn’t be able to stand the drive there. She wanted him. Wanted him to take her. She was a liar; it wasn’t just a one-time fling or a mistake. It was going to happen again. And she wanted it to, and would do nothing to stop it.
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High School AUs
College/University AUs
⭐ A+ fics (imho) | All of the recs
High School AUs
High Scores by popfly ⭐
Kaner is a DDR master, Jonny is ultra-competitive. Bollig just wants to make out with Shawzy.
Dynamical Systems by jezziejay ⭐ - math geek patrick! jock jonny!
Jonny’s plenty smart, but there’s hockey practice just before a double math period every Tuesday and Wednesday morning. He gets to class on time. Physically, he’s there. But his mind is still on the ice. Throw in a kidney infection that keeps him home for two weeks, and Jonny’s struggling. Not failing, but that C is dragging his GPA down, and his mom is making clucking noises. The same noises that mean hockey time is coming up for review.
There’s a note on the student boards advertising tutoring.
promise i'm worthy (to hold in your arms) [One and Only series] - teenage angst and american douchebags ft. ryan kesler
"So come on and give me a chance to prove I am the one who can walk that mile."
love is a contact sport by hazel, mermaid  ⭐ - high school soulmates!
"And the tragic reality of Patrick's life is that even though they broke up over a year ago, he and Johnny still play beautiful hockey together."
A high school AU, featuring dream-fish, bad movie dates, and a little bit of magic.
Movie Nights or Five Times Jonny Wanted Popcorn (and One Time He Didn’t) by CoffeeKristin
Patrick had only been working at the movie theater a few weeks when a noisy bunch of boys from his high school burst through the doors just before the last showing of Captain America: Civil War and come tumbling into the lobby, whooping it up. He sighed and put down the containers of popcorn he was counting, mentally preparing himself for the asshattery he was likely to endure.
“What can I get you?” he asked the crowd, and true to form, no one was listening so he waited another moment. Finally one of the boys got pushed to the front, stumbling into the counter. “Fuck, Duncs, not so hard,” he said, and oh. That was Jonathan Toews: Captain of the high school soccer team, president of the student council, son of the mayor. Basically, everything Patrick wasn’t.
do it how you want it done ⭐
(very vaguely) grease-inspired high school au.
yeah, i went there.
kissing your honeyed eyes by forochel
The one that's the British boarding school AU.
This Is What A Love Song Sounds Like by fourfreedoms  ⭐ - reunion fic but god the flashbacks! the angst!
When he came out after his freshman year of college his mother said she’d always known, and he’d had to fight down the bizarre wave of paranoia that maybe everybody knew, maybe they’d all just been letting him sweat all those years. It was crazy of course, there was only one person who’d known, who had any idea.Patrick Kane.
Ten years after they fucked around in high school, Patrick and Jonny meet back up at their high school reunion.
roll with it by hazel  ⭐
The one where a bunch of Blackhawks inexplicably go to boarding school, Tazer is the world's meanest DM, and Pat doesn't know why anyone would think cutting the head off a hydra was good idea.
Light Me Up by sahiya - where they both went to Shattuck!
Being serious about hockey always meant Patrick would have to leave home. For a long time he thought it would be for juniors and a billet family. But things don't go as planned, and he finds himself at Shattuck-St. Mary's.
His roommate's name is Jonathan Toews. He can't keep his water bottles on his side of the room, and he's unfortunately, stupidly hot. Because Patrick's life sucks.
boot theory by mentalistecbm - teen angst, break up
Everyone knows that they're broken up.
glory days by liketheroad ⭐ - soulmate, teen angst
He never expected his destiny to involve anything but hockey, never thought it would show up in flip flops, but when Patrick smiles at him across the locker room, quick and surprised, Johnny lets his priorities shift and change without a hint of reluctance or regret.
There's Only Blood Running In My Veins by mikarala - pwp
Patrick and Jonny are making out in Patrick’s bedroom when Jonny says it. “I--I,” he stutters out, in between a moan, “I want you to fuck me.”
Gold Seeking Ends by liveinfury - Flipped AU
“Wanna go on the tire swing with me after?” Jonny asks.
“No,” Patrick answers.
“Oh,” Jonny says, looking deflated. “What about the jungle gym?”
“Nope."
“Um, okay,” Jonny says, shrugging before walking away.Sam giggles some more. “I can’t believe Jonny, the dirt eater, likes you.”Patrick smirks at him. “Everyone likes me.”
(or Patrick and Jonny meet in the second grade. Jonny's instantly smitten, Patrick is...not. Ten years later, things start flipping.)
Keep Calm and Don't Think of Star Wars podfic by exmanhater ⭐ - A Clueless AU
After I once again assure Abby that Johnny and I are not, NOT related (by googling the difference between half-brother and stepbrother because jesus fucking christ am I am the only knowledgeable one around here?), she agrees to help.
but i can write a song 
“We’re not going to be called Jonny and the Patricks,” Jonny says, sounding entirely too put upon  about a name that’s clearly awesome.
[or; the high school band au you probably didn't ask for]
lost in brightness - pat, jon and a crowded train
“You’re gonna get caught one day,” Jonny sighs, herding Pat in front of him as they squeeze onto  the train, the crowd thicker than usual. It’s been raining on and off, fall well and truly taking the city in  its grasp. Jonny’s already looking forward to meeting Pat by his house every morning, red-cheeked  and rugged up, his face barely visible between his toque and scarf.
you're mending what's broken - a stats nerd Patrick story
The guy who sits behind Jonny in AP Stats wants to know how  many shots on goal he had last Tuesday. Or at least, that's how it starts.
A high school AU featuring stats nerd Kaner and his Tragic Hockey  Backstory (TM), without much time or inclination toward actual tragedy. Instead there is  discussion of Corsi. And kissing.
Examine Other Beauties by kiwoa - theater kids!
"I," Jonny says, and he slips his headset up from around his neck to nestle over his ears, "am not an actor."
"Good thing I don't need you to act."
"No."
"Jonny."
"Patrick."
"Please?" Kaner cants forward and tilts his face up to blink at Jonny. In the fluttering light that filters in from the stage, his eyes look unnaturally pale. "Just read the lines, okay? I want to see how well I've memorized them."
Jonny scrubs a hand over his face. The motion knocks his mike askew. "One scene."
A/S/L  ⭐ - 90s teenaged kids meeting on webcam omg
The internet is a dangerous place, or:
Patrick and Jonny meet, lie through their teeth, and fall in love. Mostly that last part.
Actual Prom King Brandon Saad by popfly  ⭐
Patrick might be a little jealous of the new kid.
Sure Brandon is basically the prom king from every feel-good teenage movie Patrick’s sisters have made him watch, but that doesn’t mean Jonny wants that.
Sign it with your heart by tictactoews + podfic by exmanhater  ⭐
Patrick loses a bet and is dared to plant an anonymous love letter into a random locker. It just so happens that the locker belongs to one Jonathan Toews, captain of the school hockey team.Meanwhile, Jonny finds himself in need of a math tutor, and following the advice of his teacher, he asks the new kid, Patrick Kane, for help.
a complicated kindness by liketheroad - young and figuring out d/s  ⭐
Patrick still remembers how scared Sharpy looked, just for a second there. He remembers not understanding why anyone would back away from Johnny when he was like that, why they wouldn’t want to strain closer, pushing to see how much further he’d go.
What Comes Easy by impertinence - summer camp of angst
Kaner's determined to never grow up; Tazer's determined to grow up as quickly as possible. Over eleven years of summer camp, they learn to meet in the middle. Set in stlkrchk's Camp Quaquanantuck universe.
mathletes are totally athletes by ukiyo91, yukonecho
Mathlete Patrick Kane never thought that when he was assigned to tutor hockey jock Jonathan Toews that he would be swept up into a new sport...or into Captain Serious.
Toews was like the guild leader Patrick had always aspired to be in WoW, but more of an asshole.
i'll be the embrace that keeps you warm by longtime_lurker - huddling for warmth
It is like death, but it is not death; lovelier. / Cold, inconvenienced, late, what will you do now / with the gift of your left life?
Clumsy by CoffeeKristin - a short first kiss fic uwu
“Knock it off,” she hissed at him. “He’s looking at you!”
“Who?” Patrick said, his head swiveling around, resulting in Erica smacking him again. “Hey! Quit hitting me!”
“Then quit being an idiot,” she huffed. “Jonny Toews, you dunce. He’s looking over here, and you’re biting on the string of your hoodie like a moron.”
look around once in a while by achilleees
One man’s struggle to take it easy.
Based off of “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” but instead of girlfriends and daddy issues, there’s hockey and pining. And daddy issues.
Summer Lovin' by CoffeeKristin - est. relationship insecurities
Patrick's home from summer camp, and Jonny's first on his list of to-do's. Somehow a little actual angst/plot worked it's way in. But mostly it's just porn.
Ninety-Nine Point Three Percent by jimtiberiuskirk - best friends mutually pining
The problem is, is that Patrick is 99.3% sure that Jonny knows all about his giant, embarrassing man-crush on him.
bring it if you really want it by staraflur - harry potter AU
It starts like this:
Well, okay, Patrick has no idea how it actually starts. But as pertains to him (in other words, the important part), it goes a little something like so:
America, being a nation composed in large part of a melting pot of immigrants who may or may not have taken over land already owned by others using less-than-savory means, doesn’t have much of a magical national identity. Much less a magical continental identity. There’s no grand heritage going back thousands of years. Magical families home-schooled all their kids until, like, the 1800’s, and tough for the muggle-born, apparently. Hopefully you got noticed by someone who knew what to do with you before you got burned at the stake. Since you probably can’t control your powers, sport.
(if you're feeling down) i can feel you up by hawkeytime
"Hey," Patrick said appreciatively from behind where Jonny stood, stoic as always, by the side of the pool. "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.”Or: How Patrick Kane spent his summer hitting on the hot lifeguard with the help of some inspired (read: awful) pickup lines.
kiss and tell by hawkeytime 
“Trust me,” Sharpy says, “this will be good for you.”And then, he shoves Jonny into what appears to be a mostly empty coat closet and slams the door shut behind him.
“What the fuck, Sharp!” Jonny calls, pounding at the door which is, of course, locked.
“Enjoy your seven minutes in heaven, Tazer,” Sharpy singsongs.Then, the bare bulb mounted on the ceiling flares to life, illuminating one Patrick Kane.
Fuck.
i know you are (but what am i) by booktubelover7 - always a girl!pat
Pat throws up her arms in celebration after Toews makes a beautiful goal off of Pat’s assist. She crows in celebration as Toews slams into her, shouting in her ear.
Pat’s playing, she’s playing, she’s playing. Not just that, but she’s winning too.When her line gets back to the bench, Pat leans over to speak into Toews’ ear. “Thank you,” she says. Her teammate just turns his head to look at her, a grin spreading across his face.
Love or Torture - a/b/o
Patrick Kane is too short, too Omega, and his heat too delayed for him to play hockey. Jonathan Toews has a plan to bring glory to both of them.
keep buying the stars by medusacascade22- teacher!Jonny 
“Fuck,” Jonny groans. He props his elbows up on his desk and lets his head fall into his hands. It’s going to be a long fucking year.
(or, in which Jonathan Toews is Patrick Kane's teacher, and shit gets real.)
College/Uni AUs
cello suite no. 1 - THIS IS ONE IS A CLASSIC 👌
The first time Jonathan meets Patrick Kane is because he hits him with a lacrosse ball.
In Jonathan's defense, he threw a perfect pass to Seabs, who failed to just reach the one or two feet above his head to catch it.
"Oh shit," Jonathan says when he watched the ball arc across the lawn and whack a blond kid squarely between his shoulder blades.
"Heads up!" he calls belatedly.
this is how we do it series by staraflur ⭐ - frat bros AU!!!
He doesn’t think Zeus is supposed to have a sword, but their Zeus does. So now Jonny does, because of course he’s in charge. He looks, Patrick is drunk enough to acknowledge, far better than anyone has a right to in a grody old Halloween costume that’s probably soaked up the butt sweat of dozens, if not hundreds, of Theta-presidents past. Jonny wears it, Patrick gets the sword. Win-win.
AKA that time there was a frat AU (of course).
This Heart Is Not For Wasting by fourfreedoms - oblivious best friends
Patrick puts his head in his hands. “How could this get any worse?”
“Wait, it’s not like, a big deal is it?” Duncs asks, looking at him and Jonny in turn. “The way you and Jonny are weird about each other? She’s gotta have made her peace with it ages ago.”
A college AU.
love song for love songs by boodreaus  ⭐ - angst, internalized homophobia
“Right,” Jonny says. “Cool.” He seems to hesitate, pausing when Patrick goes for the door handle, and then, right as Patrick’s bracing himself to run for the house, Jonny says, “You should come.”
Patrick turns back at him and is handed a piece of paper. “To our next show, I mean,” Jonny is saying as Patrick examines what turns out to be a flyer, thick black lettering taking up every square inch of space on the brilliant sunshine-colored surface. “It’s tomorrow night, at the showcase. Feel free to say yes or no or whatever. If you don’t know, it’s cool.”
“I’ll,” Patrick starts, and then stops, blinking up at him. Jonny’s just watching him, kind of, elbow resting on the steering wheel. “Maybe,” he finally says, and Jonny smiles.
yet we will make him run - some more angst, except more erudite
Kaner the English Lit major AU.
Sigma Chi series by hatrickane - frat bros hook up and then angst about it
Jonny and Patrick run into each other at a frat party. Patrick proposes a way to pass the time.
Can't Wait by LouLa - first time pwp
Pat's on a hair trigger.
when you flex like that - hookup in a frat party
Johnny isn’t drunk, but he does let Sharpy and a couple of frat-looking guys he doesn’t even know talk him into a contest of shots. It’s Sharpy’s fault — he appeals to the competitive side he knows Johnny can’t let go of at the best of times, and one of the guys, blonde curls, a lazy smirk of a grin, picks up on it pretty fast too.
Hope you don't mind by haroldslouis
“Oh, sorry, man,” the guy says, giving him a quick grin. “Thought you were someone else.” He taps the visor of Patrick’s snapback and just like that, he turns around and disappears into the crowd.Patrick doesn’t know how long he stands there, just looking at the general direction he disappeared in.
or, 5 times Jonny mistook Patrick for someone else + 1 time he definitely didn't
Room 4 Rent
Patrick stares at the ad for a while, clicking back and forth between the Craigslist page and his  fantasy hockey league, chewing on his bottom lip.
3 bedroom apartment near Loyola. One room available, others occupied by two male students.  Shared living room and kitchen. Two bathrooms. Rent split three ways. Email [email protected]  or call 773-639-7812 for more info. No texts please.
are you buying what i'm selling? - frat party buddies
The Sigma Chi Halloween Bash is in a week, Jonny’s holding two tickets, and he has nobody to go with.
He had a somebody to go with, until that somebody decided Jonny’s student athlete life wasn’t worth  hanging around for. Their relationship was already tanking anyway; Jonny’s more upset about  potentially wasting a $40 ticket than that shit ending. Whatever.
Just A Spark by heartstrings  ⭐ - magical realism!
In a desperate attempt to hide his feelings from the object of his affections, Patrick accidentally drinks a love potion that causes the people around him to fall for him. Too bad it seems to work on everyone but Jonny.
do you know who you are? by liveinfury - frat bros
“Sure, Cap. I’ll try to keep it quiet.” Patrick winks at Jonny. “But be honest, you like the noises I make, huh?”
“What? Of course not!" Jonny sputters. "I’m not gay!”
(or where Jonny can't figure out why he feels so uneasy when Patrick brings guys home to their frat house).
The Great Desk Assembly Project - they were roommates
“I’m going to nail some shit,” he says. “Jonny, come watch me nail some shit.”
“We share a room, I don’t need to watch you nail anything else.”
“That’s not what you were saying last night,” Pat says with a laugh in his voice. He reaches back  behind him and punches Jonny in the shoulder for good measure.
No, It's Not A Secret by SimoneClouseau ⭐ - always a girl Jonny 
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your boyfriend. No way, no way. I think you need a new one.
Jehanne Toews is dating a loser. Sometimes it takes a ridiculous awesome young star on the Blackhawks to see the light.
good form - always a girl Pat!  ⭐ 
“Best head of your life?”
“Yes, he was better than you, you competitive motherfucker.” Hayds says it like it’s a joke, like it’s funny, like it’s not the single most devastating thing a girl could say to Pat.
“A hockey bro gave you the best head of your goddamn life? Am I in the fucking Upside Down?”
“Believe it, baby. Jonathan Toews: hockey bro and magical pussy-eating wizard.”
forever i'll try for you and i by staraflur - always girls Jon and Pat!
It’s extra great—whenever Jo’s losing, she always makes like their running point tally competition isn’t real. Tonight’s true to form: when Trish holds up three fingers and points at herself, then two before pointing at Jo, Jo actually scoffs as she pokes at a couple chicken breasts with the tongs, trying to find the best one.
remedial at love - jonny ‘i'm great at math but the math tutor's really hot so i'm gonna pretend i'm not' toews
There have been a lot of things Kaner’s done that could be considered suspect. He chose the  Backstreet Boys over Nsync for the Kane Dance-Off Championship when he was 15. He opted to go  to Disneyland instead of Disney World for his high school graduation present. He frosted his tips after  coming out in 12th grade because he thought that was like, the obvious thing to do until he realized  this was not, in actuality, the 90s.
But this one. Calling up ‘Jtoews’ and requesting tutelage in math when he was a fucking wiz at math  was -- the most highly suspect of all.
Drink yourself under, fuck yourself over by Mythisea
Jonathan Toews is the sophomore captain of the college hockey team. Patrick Kane recently quit hockey before coming to college.
Jonny thinks Patrick would be perfect on his wing. Patrick would rather be drinking. Jonny does not approve.
Make The Moves Up As I Go by agirlnamedfia - tutor!Jonny with a dash of angst and pining
Patrick has his first Econ 202 class on the second day of the spring semester. It doesn’t exactly go well.
how to make boys-next-door out of assholes series by bessyboo, thisissirius - textfic
Yo man, Sharpy's having a party tonight. You up for it or you gonna be a boring shit and study???
it's only you and me by crystaljules - graduation blues
"We're so fucking stupid."
Overdosed on Confidence by runphoebe ⭐ - fwb, internalized homophobia
“Someone could -,” Jonny starts, breaking off when Patrick ducks down to draw Jonny’s lips against his, kissing him fever-hot and wet and desperate. Jonny’d be embarrassed by how hungrily he responds, but he knows Pat’s into it, moaning unashamedly into Jonny’s mouth when he tightens a hand around Pat’s neck. “Someone could see,” he finally gets out, voice rough, when Patrick pulls back, as if Patrick’s supposed to believe that that’s any sort of protest.
Patrick licks his lips, the hint of a smirk playing at the corners of them in that familiar way like when Patrick's got a particularly bad idea on his mind. “Guess you better be quick then, huh?” he says cryptically, waggling his eyebrows at Jonny. Jonny’s a second away from rolling his eyes and asking what he means when Patrick slithers off Jonny’s lap and onto his knees on the floor beneath Jonny’s table and - oh. Oh.
Silence Gives You Space by liveinfury - pining, misunderstandings
“Have you been avoiding me?”
“’Course not,” Patrick says. “I’m just letting you do your own thing.”
“My own thing?”
“Yeah, didn’t want to crowd your space,” Patrick blurts out. Fuck, he didn’t mean to actually say that.“You’re not…”
“Cool.”
tuck you in - getting together
“You sexiled again?" He smirks and stuffs down the fondness that rolls  through him at theway Jonny’s hair is rumpled and a little bit wavy.
Jonny sits up slowly, groaning. “Yeah. Fuck, this is the third time in a week  and a half.”
obvious from the start - radio DJs Pat and Jon!
It’s not like Patrick even likes radio, because he hasn’t really listened to  anything that’s not on his iPod or his Pandora stations in years, but when he notices the red and  white flyer advertising the student radio station on the ground, he picks it up with the  excuse that he’s trying to be environmentally friendly.When he played hockey they told Patrick that he was too small, too short to  be a hockeyplayer; that he’d never make it because of his size. Hockey is, was, his heart  and soul, and he’d put years and years of his life into the one thing he knew he was good  at; threw his very being into the best he could be to prove that he can do it, be the best,  even if he was small.
Patrick supposes maybe he'll find something else that he’s just as good at.
stupid college boys series by 19trash88 - Jonny is the cute guy from Econ class
Patrick’s not one to wax poetic about a penis, but if ever there was a reason to, Jonathan Toews’ cock would be at the top of the list.
Green Light by heartstrings - friends to lovers
Patrick knows two things: he likes sex and he likes Jonny. If Jonny's newly single there's no reason not to combine the two. Right?
Everybody Wants to Touch Some(body Paragraphs) by Kerfluffle  ⭐
Wherein Jonny writes the worst essay ever, and weirdness abounds.
Motivation by somethingnerdythiswaycomes  ⭐ - pwp
Only Jonny could keep working on his LIT-110 paper while Patrick was getting himself off next to him. Fuck, but Patrick loved him so much.
Muse series by by somethingnerdythiswaycomes
So Jonny had applied for every damn job he was qualified for, even the "life model" one TJ goaded him into.So Jonny had received an email the next day asking for his availability to come in for a session.So, as it turned out, it wasn’t some random chick that was going to draw him. It was some random dude.
So "life model" apparently meant "nude model."
You Love Me, I Love You Harder So by leyley09 - overly competitive boys on the hockey team
Patrick circles around him at center ice. “Jonathan, my team is going to kick your team’s ass so hard your parents will be embarrassed without even knowing why.”“I’m gonna give you a lesson in goal scoring you’ll never forget.”“Toews, you couldn’t give me a lesson in long distance spitting. Anything you can do, I can do better.”“Oh yeah?”“I can do anything better than you.”
Jonathan Toews is used to be being the best. He has zero clue what to do with competition.
Especially when the competition is cute.
middle ground by boodreaus - college road trip, friends to lovers
Jonny, Patrick, and an excellent adventure.
Who Knew by themistrollsin
Jonathan and Patrick meet after they're forced to go to a party by their best friends (Adam and Brent respectively).
Night Moves by heartstrings - meetcute
After a series of unfortunate drunk events that lead him from falling into a snowbank to being laughed at by the police, Jonny meets Patrick in an elevator.
Ignite My Fire, Object Of My Desire by ThalassicThedes ⭐- theater boys!!!
A good ol' fashioned College Au in which the college itself is hardly even mentioned. Just... make of this what you will.
absolute beginners by heartstrings, thundersquall
That time Jonny walked into a diner and accidentally got himself a temporary fake boyfriend.
Like A Classic - royalty!Jonny
So: due to a series of complicated and improbable events involving some sort of life debt and signed promise from two generations ago, it was decreed that Patrick had to marry the Crown Prince of Canada.
Captain Oblivious by wantstothrill - royalty!Pat
Why would Jonny care about the American royal family visiting his university? He's Canadian. He hasn't paid any attention to Prince Patrick since he was a teenager. He's more concerned with the very hot guy he's just run into, who's name also happens to be Patrick. What a coincidence.
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Bucky X Reader
Description: Bucky and Y/N in the 40s. If Steve had a younger sister this is how I imagine their lives would be.  (Inspiration and scenes from Captain America: The First Avenger). Not factually accurate. 
Warnings: Abuse, swearing and of course amateur writing. No editing has been done. 
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Part One:
No matter how many times you madly readjust your hair the purple blotches only deepen above your eye. 
“No no please.” You murmur to yourself. The overwhelming sense of panic runs down your spine as you note the time on the wooden grandfather clock that sits almost mockingly above the fireplace. Steve would be home anytime now most likely with Bucky in tow. Ever since your parents died both Steve and Bucky have gone the extra mile to look after you. Both held a protective gaze over you at all times. If either of them saw you in this current state they would flip. 
You grab your powder, smothering it above your eye causing you to wince - mostly in frustration that the welts couldn’t be covered to the extent you want them to be. 
You feel completely stupid as you evaluate the damage left on your body. You had a cut on your forearm that was still bleeding. A trickle of blood is currently seeping through your dress sleeve. The new shoes that Steve somehow managed to buy for your birthday are scuffed, and the bow of your hat remains detached, lying on the floor.  You had gotten into a fight with your boyfriend, Eric. You’ve been courting him for only a couple of months, but his nasty side becomes increasingly evident as each day passes. He’d enlisted for the army, he, of course, had the extra pressure of serving his country as his father was the mayor of Brooklyn, Fiorello H. La Guardia.  He had to go and fight in the war; his drafting day inches closer and closer which means his explosive nature heightens. The fight you two had was over Bucky. He as usual accused you of having feelings for your brother’s best friend. You didn’t try to deny it, because deep down, you both knew it was true. Bucky’s smile had the power to mend any ache. He is your rock, especially when your mom died. You wouldn’t know where you would be without him. He knew all your secrets, all your fears and how to make you laugh like no one else. No man could ever make you feel the way he did. Watching Bucky go on countless dates broke your heart, it nearly tears you apart at the near mention of another woman. But you ignore the dull ache in your chest; instead of pining over your brother’s best friend you alter your attention elsewhere. You decided that you didn’t want to be heartbroken by this beautiful man anymore so instead, you came up with a plan. Erica was the answer to get over Bucky. 
He beats you. He yells at you. But you still stay. You figure you aren’t exactly innocent when it comes to Eric and his drama. You are and have been using him, maybe not on purpose, but if you were being honest with yourself, he’s a distraction. It made you a guilty party in this mess.  So you stayed and remained silent. If anyone found out the mayor's son was hitting his lady, there would be a huge scandal. Your reputation would be damaged and Steve would run off and get himself killed if he and Eric ever came face to face. 
Rushing around the room you quickly change into another dress, discarding the stained one into a ball at the bottom of the closet.  You fumble in the kitchen cabinet looking for bandages. The number of times you’ve had to fish them out of the draw for Steve when he came home beaten and bloody has gotten you familiar with first aid. 
Two familiar voices irrupt in laughter from outside the walls of your home. “Crap.” You hiss as your fingers fumble with the bandage. 
“Ah, I can’t find my key.” Steve huffs from outside the door. Tying the bandage up and pulling your sleeve down you take a deep breath attempting to calm yourself. 
“Seriously man? Again?” Bucky laughs. You hear some movement and scuffling outside. You assume it’s Buck grabbing the spare key from underneath the loose brick just outside the apartment. A few seconds later the key jingles in the keyhole and the door swings open. 
“Hey Stevie, did you manage to get some bread while you were out?” You call walking towards both men pretending that it was any other normal day. 
“Sorry Y/N, I got caught up. I’ll get us some tomorrow.” He shoots you an apologetic smile. You walk towards them ready to give him an ear full when something stops you dead in your tracks. 
Bucky stands proud and tall in his army uniform. Gold flakes dance in his blue eyes as he drinks in your appearance. 
“You’ve got your orders?” You nearly choke out. 
“Yeah, first thing tomorrow.” You swallow the thick lump that’s formed in your throat. “Y/N, don’t look so sad.” He gently coos. Bucky pulls you into his side, gently rubbing his fingers up and down your arm in an attempt to comfort you, but it does nothing to soothe your aching heart. You dreaded this very day. His hand continues to trace soft patterns as he senses your unease but he soon hesitates. His hand hovers over the bandage hiding under your sleeve. Your eyes interlock and immediately a rush of panic overloads your body as he starts to notice the messy hair, the overdone makeup and the bandages sprawled out in the kitchen. You can see his mind working overtime, putting all the pieces together. His eyes burn into your soul and for a second you are convinced he can see right through you. Quickly pulling your hand away you turn your attention to Steve. Examing his appearance you notice the bruises on his face. They were nearly identical to yours. 
“Seriously Steven? Again?” You huff, “You got into another fight? Who was it with this time?” You begin to fuss over him but he swats your hands away, not allowing you to fully inspect his wounds. 
“Y/N I’m fine.” He wines. 
“Honestly is it too much to ask to just walk away?” You can feel Bucky’s eyes scanning your appearance but you ignore him. 
“Are you going out tonight Doll?” Bucky quizzes. 
“Yeah what’s with the clown makeup, you don’t need it Y/N, you’re beautiful, just like mom,”  Steve interjects. “ And I promise I will be careful next time.” He says while planting a soft kiss on your cheek. “You don’t need to worry about me.” 
You roll your eyes; you’ve heard that before. 
“I haven’t made dinner because I’m going to the Stark Expo.” You answer Bucky while staring at your bare feet.  
“Oh so are we, I just need to get cleaned up.” Steve groans, “Double dates are never fun, but here I am, getting pressured into this situation, again.” He walks into the cupboard retrieving a new tie without any bloodstains leaving you and Bucky alone. 
You silently plead for Steve to come back. 
“Who are you going with?” Bucky asks. He steps closer to you, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear.  You can feel his warmth radiating against your skin. You ignore the shivers he sends up your spin and silently curse at Bucky as butterflies explore in your stomach. 
“With Eric.” You reply, trying to will yourself out of Bucky’s grasp. 
“Is that who did this to you?” He replies softly in your ear but you notice his jaw tighten. You pull away, scrambling to find your shoes and purse. 
“I’m running late, I have to leave now. Eric is probably wondering where I am.” You shout loud enough for Steve to hear from the other room. 
“Wait sis, we will walk you. I’ll just be a minute.” Steve calls out to you.
“You can tell me, doll. I promise I won’t get Steve involved.” He pleads, searching your eyes for the truth. 
“I will see you later tonight. Don’t leave without saying goodbye to me okay?” You ignore him. You reach on your tippy-toes and place a soft gentle kiss on his cheek. 
“I’m all good Steve! Stay at least a mile away from me tonight at all times.”  You yell as you reach for the front door.
“Take care of him tonight.” You instruct Bucky as you fly out the door. It takes every bit of strength to hold in the tears that so desperately want to escape. 
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Part Two:
The stench of the alcohol burns your tongue as Eric pulls you in for a sloppy kiss. Passer bys shoot you dirty looks as Eric continues to make a show of PDA. 
“I’m sorry about today. I won’t happen again.” He mumbles into his flask. You were currently leaning up against the fence watching the crowd play fun carnival games and dance the night away. 
You’d only been here for an hour, and so far you’d engaged in zero fun. Out of the corner of your eye, you can see Bucky,  Steve and two other girls. Steve looks uncomfortable, while the blonde woman looks bored. The brunette is attached to Bucky at the hip. However, Bucky’s glances haven’t gone unnoticed. About half-an-hour ago he spotted you with Eric and has made a conscious effort to stay close ever since. The sight of him in his uniform causes tears to pool in your eyes. There was a chance he was going to die and that very thought made you want to breakdown and scream. 
“Seriously Y/N? You can’t keep your eyes off him can you?” Eric’s voice booms, as he takes another swig of his flask. “You can’t help yourself!” He gets considerably louder causing some heads to turn. 
“Eric I wasn’t-” You start.
“Don’t. Lie. To. Me.” He hisses in a tone so deadly the pit of your stomach drops. 
“Eric it’s not like that.” You begin to explain. Familiar fear creeps in. If you didn’t shut this down now, a very public scene would occur. Eric is twice your size, so any attempt of getting away is slim. He pulls you into his firm grip and tightens each time you squirm. 
“You’re a filthy bitch.” You cry out as he pushes you back into the fence. You stumble back dropping your purse. 
“Hey, that’s my sister!” You hear Steve say as he charges at Eric. You and Steve are pretty much the same in height and weight. There is no way Steve could ever take on your date. In fact, three years ago, Eric beat up your brother in one of the parking lots downtown. Steve’s face was so swollen you could barely recognise him. 
“No Steve, please. Don’t.” You scream but it’s too late. Steve is on the ground groaning in a matter of seconds. Kick after kick you desperately scream at Eric to stop. 
A few seconds pass, hearing a scuffle you blink furiously but your eyes are blinded by tears. The grunting seems to halt suddenly but you can’t seem to stop crying. This is your worst nightmare. The whole of New York, your brother and Bucky have just laid witness to your daily abuse. 
“You’ll pay for that Barnes!” Eric’s voice screams from a distance, but the only thing you can focus on is the loud pounding in your chest. 
“Hey Doll, Shh, I’m here.” A familiar voice whispers in your ear.  Your body is shaking uncontrollably as the shame sets in. Bucky’s hands fly to your face assessing the damage. “Are you hurt?” He asks, but the only reply you can manage is a whimper. “Y/N? Are you hurt?” He scans your body furiously for any injuries. 
“Y/N! What the heck was that?” Steve yells causing you to flinch. Your brother has never yelled at you in your life. “You need to explain this to me right now.” His eyes are filled to the brim with rage and his breathing ragged. You’d never seen him like this.
“Take a walk Steve, you're scaring her,” Bucky instructs as he finishes his examination. 
“No. Buck cmon!” Steve insists. 
“I said take a walk. Come back when you’ve calmed down.” Bucky says which Steve reluctantly follows. “It’s okay man, I’ve got her.” He assures. 
You watch as your brother angrily picks up your purse and stalks in the opposite direction kicking a trash can in anger. 
“Cmon beautiful let's sit down.” Bucky gently commands as he leads you over to the park bench he pulls you into his side protectively. 
“I’ve never seen Steve so mad.” You whisper glancing down at your fingers. 
“He’s just scared Y/N, he feels like he failed you as a big brother.” He sighs, as he scratches his head, “Frankly I feel like I’ve failed you as well.” 
After a moment of silence Bucky speaks up, “Why didn’t you tell us?”
“I didn’t want Steve to get involved. As you just saw he likes to think he can take on the world.” You mumble.
“Okay, I get why you didn’t tell Steve, but why didn’t you tell me.” He gently wipes a tear that’s managed to escape. “I would have handled this for you.”
“I don’t know,” You whisper, wishing you were anywhere other than Bucky’s accusing eyes.
“That’s not good enough Y/N, why didn’t you tell me when I asked today?” He pushes. His jaw tightens and his brows furrow. 
“Because you're leaving Buck.” You finally gain the courage to look him in the eye, “You leave tomorrow, and as soon as you leave I lose the ability to count on you. I’m not stupid. I know Steve is out there, day after day trying to get shipped off into a war zone. He will either get accepted or thrown into jail for lying on the enlistment form, so I can’t rely on him either.” You swallow back the ball of cement that seems to be lodged in your throat. “I thought I could deal with this on my own, ya know, without you because soon enough, it will just be me.” You take a deep breath, “I guess I just wanted to prove to myself I could handle this.” 
“Come here.” Bucky pulls you into a fierce hug and for just a split second all your troubles melt away. 
“I’m always going to find my way back to you Y/N. Always.” He whispers.
“Not if you die in the war.” You whimper. “What if this is the last time I ever see you.” Your heart starts to pound in your ears as horrible thoughts burn in the back of your mind.
“Hey, shh, Doll.” He hushes, “I will come back, even if I have to crawl through barb wire or walk thousands of miles without food or water just to see your pretty face. I will. I will always find my way back to you.” He presses light kisses to your bruises and pulls you in closer.  
“But I need you to promise me something.” He gently grabs your chin so you are both holding eye contact. “I need you to promise me that you won’t ever go back to him or any guy like him okay? Actually on second thought, maybe don’t go near any guy that isn’t me or Steve.” He shoots you a goofy smile and you nod causing him to let out a light chuckle. 
“I’m only half-joking about that last part.” He reassures, he takes a second to think before making his declaration, “When I get back I’m taking you on a real date Y/N, I’m going to show you what true love is.” He looks down at you, adoration shining in his eyes. “I’ll make you forget all about that scum.”
You laugh, loving the sound of that. “You’ll have to tell Steve and then get his approval first.” You joke lacing your hands in his. 
“He knows doll, he’s always known about my feelings for you,” Bucky whispers. For a second it feels like the world just stopped turning.  Your face must mirror the confusion you feel inside because Buck laughs as you try to comprehend the words he so confidently spoke. 
“You better come back to me Barnes.” You whisper as you gently kiss his lightly bruised knuckles from when he saved both you and your brother. 
Bucky was and will remain your hero. 
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Apologies for changing the storyline of Bucky & Steve. And a double apology for not editing this but it’s 12am here. 
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he was still acclimating to irving’s social scene.  six months,  while arguably no short amount of time,  had only allowed zachary to dip his toe into getting to know people around town.  so when he showed up to parties like this,  there were still more unfamiliar faces than not.  he’d simply tagged along with erica,  clinging to the social escapes of his cousin like a stray dog,  and realized after his first luke-warm beer that he wasn’t even sure who’s house he was at.  he was in over his head,  he stood in the kitchen and stood out like a six-foot-tall thumb.  but his whole being in irving was based on this feeling,  and learning to not just embrace it,  but overcome it.  so,  with nothing to lose,  he grabbed the attention of someone looking over the array of snacks laid out,  and hoped for the best.  “  do you ever think it’s weird,  ”  he started,  hovering closer,  “  that when people talk about aliens,  they look like earth things?  little green men aside,  people want to go to like,  squid aliens or worm aliens or like...  people but mixed with fish.  i mean,  they’re alien.  they could be anything.  they could be balls of light or completely gaseous ----  if i told you to close your eyes,  and picture an alien,  what do you see?  ”
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Episode 32 Review: Sea Fever
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I apologize for the delay in posting this review. Once again, I’ve been busy in real life and didn’t have enough time to work on it last week. (And so soon after starting my Shadow Over Seventh Heaven review series!) But now I’m back and I have enough time to write about my favorite show again--and, in a week or so, hopefully enough to continue my other review series as well.
This is the first episode to differ completely from the Lost Episode summaries published in various U.S. and Canadian newspapers--and therefore probably the point at which the original outline and the final one began to diverge. Episode 30′s summary described an event that happened in the episode, but whose cause appears to have been changed during forced rewrites; last episode’s was still accurate after revisions; but this one’s summary is the first to describe a scene absent from the final, aired episode. (More on that later.)
Shall we begin this review? This episode features some of the darkest Jean Paul (yes, Jean Paul!) dialogue thus far, along with many entertaining facial expressions as multiple characters feast on the scenery. It’s a wild ride with a genuinely scary scene, and, if you like those things, I think you’ll enjoy it.
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We open right where last episode left off, with Elizabeth reacting to Jacques’ little comment about Holly and how he would stake her life in a bet that Vangie couldn’t contact Erica in the planned séance. ”Jean Paul,” she shouts, “your inference that I would harm my daughter to take her fortune for my own is insulting and in bad taste: something I’d never expect of you!”
The handsome devil replies, “Your strong defense against a simple query lends credence to a simple supposition”--which is just a fancier, less archaic way of saying “the lady doth protest too much.”
She flounces and runs into Vangie at the door--figuratively, not literally, although that would be amusing. “You interrupted Mrs. Marshall’s romantic exit from which there might be no return,” Jacques comments, which sounds suspiciously like foreshadowing.
The conversation drifts to the séance and how Jacques is most definitely not going to back down because he’s not a coward, and then, suddenly,
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Vangie SCREAMS!
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Apparently, every time a female character other than Raxl screams, she has to try eating her hand immediately afterwards.
She’s screaming because she can sense that someone is tampering with the cryonics capsule. And, at the same time that this happens, Jacques also de-possesses Jean Paul:
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I’ll let these headache faces speak for themselves.
Jean Paul who threatens to kill anyone who tampers with the capsule. Very nice (not)! Normally, I find his concern for Erica romantic, but this is going too far. He reminds me of the captain in the CBS Radio Mystery Theater episode "Sea Fever" (also by Ian Martin) who…well, I don't want to spoil the ending, but let's just say that he is even crazier in love than Jean Paul. It isn’t one of the best CBSRMT dramas, but it will likely chill your bones. It certainly chilled mine.
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Love this shot of Colin Fox backacting while Paisley Maxwell and Angela Roland stare at him with wide-open eyes. This episode is full of unintentionally funny facial expressions.
Jean Paul hurries back to Maljardin with Elizabeth and Vangie, and heads to the crypt immediately to see Raxl about the capsule. She recaps to him about the capsule tank’s malfunctioning in the previous episode. He asks who discovered it; she tells him Dan, which only makes him more suspicious of him. SHe also recaps to him about how Alison and Dan are searching for the cyanide that he stole from the lab. “Everyone questions my changes of mood,” he shouts. “Now I must question changes in others!...There is danger hiding everywhere on Maljardin. It has a history that has plagued the family, that will plague all who pry into my affairs!"
While Vangie questions the sincerity of Elizabeth’s devotion to Jean Paul above, Jean Paul leaves red flowers on the cryocapsule and announces his planned next moves to his love: “Erica, my dove, now [there] are some people here on our island who would destroy the process by which you will be returned to me and fill my arms again, but I promise you, no one, no one under any consequences [line flub], will live again if he or she causes you to remain forever dead!"
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A beautiful shot of Jean Paul with flowers for Erica.
When Raxl next joins Jean Paul in the crypt, she tells him that “only the priestess of the Serpent knows what is really on their minds.” Jean Paul mentions that she has told him before about the human sacrifices that the priestesses used to perform on the island--which is not recap (as we have only heard her tell Matt about them so far), so she must have told him sometime before Erica’s death. She insists that, although that was true long ago, their altar has not been used for them since Jacques's time.
“But, if his evil can rise again, as you fear,” he begins, implying that he wants to start making blood sacrifices.
“No! Please, M’sieu, no!” Raxl interrupts.
“I will do what has to be done, Raxl. Nothing more, nothing less.”
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Raxl draws the Sign of the Great Serpent in the air and the same Great Serpent symbol that's in the Temple appears on screen. It’s a cool effect and not something that’s ever seen in any other episode.
She leaves the crypt, looking back at Jean Paul a few times, probably in complete disbelief that he wants her, daughter of the unseen Priestess of the Serpent, to sacrifice Dan and any other troublesome guests to protect against THE DEVIL JACQUES ELOI DES MONDES. This is a shocking new low for Jean Paul Desmond, and shows the darker side of his character. This is a man who, even without a curse and even when he is not possessed, is capable of murder because of his obsession with his love interest. This is a male yandere.
She sees Matt in the Great Hall, who tells her that he’s searched all over Maljardin and that there must be many hidden rooms there. It turns out they have both searched in every room they know about and still have found neither the missing cyanide nor the conjure doll and silver pin. He demands that she tell him the legend of Maljardin and that old black magic. And so we learn from her some very important background information, some of which is never brought up again:
Where there is evil, there is magic. Where there is magic, strange things happen, but first there must be evil, and there is!...Before the time of Jacques Eloi des Mondes, when this house first stood, it was a palace of kings and there were many people here until this island became his!…Only the greedy and foolish [natives] remained, and none who left ever returned.
There is a curse here, Reverend: him, that devil!
The implication is that Jacques did not build the château, but took it from someone else, which connects to his revelation about a month earlier that he was a “free looter”--or, in other words, a pirate. Matt argues that Jacques cannot still hold control over Maljardin because he died three hundred years ago, but Raxl says that “for some of us, three hundred years is but the span of a single lifetime,” indirectly revealing her true age to him.
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She smiles at him right after she reveals to him that she’s centuries old. I think this is the first time Raxl smiles on the show, and the only time in the entire Maljardin arc.
Matt asks about the natives who stayed on the island, and Raxl says of them, “They died very soon. It was the curse on Maljardin. Have you ever seen a man who has lost his soul, Reverend? Their eyes down, the fishermen no longer fish, the children cease to play. They do no more than sit and wait [for death]...Since then, no native has ever tried to settle on Maljardin.” Only Vangie, the Conjure Woman, can go back and forth to and from the island “on the wings of the Great Serpent,” but she, too, is destined to die someday on Maljardin.
At the end of this scene, Vangie enters and adds that she doesn’t know when she’ll die, because the tarot cards did not (and cannot?) give her an exact date. This would seem to make her death on the show a foregone conclusion, but that may or may not be the case. (I say that not only to avoid spoilers, but also because the show and the original scripts give the Conjure Woman radically different fates, as we shall explore in future reviews.)
Meanwhile, down in the crypt, Jean Paul is still talking to Erica about how he is determined to kill anyone who interferes with the cryonics process when Jacques starts intruding on his mind. Like in Episode 27, the special effects team illustrates this by superimposing Jacques’ face from the portrait over that of Jean Paul when he is talking to him:
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The best example from this episode.
None of Jacques’ lines in this scene are as funny as those of the old, pre-Lost Episode era Jacques, even if Fox-C still delivers the devil’s lines with the same amount of sarcasm and relish as before. His best line this time around is, in my not-so-humble opinion, “Suppose we just whisper so dear Erica may sleep.” I miss early Jacques’ jokes already--yes, even the ham-handed, cornball puns--and it hasn’t even been a week’s worth of episodes since the last.
We cut to Raxl and Vangie in the Great Hall, discussing the upcoming séance. Vangie says that she wants to find out if Erica’s spirit genuinely wants Jean Paul to continue mourning her and keeping her frozen. She insists that Raxl let her touch the cryocapsule before the séance, most likely to get a sense of Erica’s energy before they perform the ceremony.
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Jean Paul: “What are you doing!”
Raxl: “Please, M’sieu. The Conjure Woman is trying to help.”
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Jean Paul: “Only for a séance, Vangie. Erica must remain undisturbed.” Vangie: “And if you don’t like what you learn?” Jean Paul: “I’ll face that--when the time comes!”
The Lost Episode summary indicates that, at some point in the original draft, Raxl and Vangie had a conversation about Jacques, and Raxl would have told her how she can tell him and Jean Paul apart. As I’m sure many of you have realized, Raxl and Vangie oscillate between knowing that Jean Paul is being possessed and merely suspecting, depending on the episode. In the original Episode 32, Raxl would have known when Jacques is controlling Jean Paul’s body and Vangie would have only suspected until after Raxl explained. Ruling out all obvious non-diegetic clues such as the vanishing portrait shots and Jacques’ theme music, she could have said any number of things, including:
His energy/aura changes (although, logically, Vangie would notice that, too).
He wears the ring from the portrait (which we know is diegetic, because Elizabeth commented on it in Episode 13).
He opens his eyes really wide and makes silly faces.
He makes corny puns Never mind, we’re not doing that anymore.
He acts far too cheerful for a man who is supposedly mourning his dead wife.
He talks about kippers.
Etc.
I suppose we’ll never know which one(s) she mentioned, but I suspect #1, #2, and/or #5. Anyway, Jean Paul leaves to return upstairs and Vangie continues whatever she started doing with the capsule. He orders Jacques to “stop turning people against [him],” which he refuses to do, threatening to keep Erica dead if he doesn’t shut up about it.
“When we really get into the battle, someone has to die,” quips Jacques.
“Perhaps it will be you!” shouts Jean Paul in response.
“Or you, Jean Paul Desmond,” the handsome devil replies. “Or will you be preceded by one of our guests? Now let me see. A likely candidate could be...”
Jean Paul turns away from the roars of laughter, and the episode ends before Jacques can name the guest(s) he plans to murder.
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Could it be Vangie? Or Holly? Dan? Alison? Even Elizabeth?
This episode was a fun one to watch, and probably the first review I’ve completed in only one day since sometime last winter. Jean Paul’s willingness to put everyone’s life on the proverbial line to save Erica shows a dark side to his nature that mostly vanishes at the end of this story arc--which is a shame, because I find morally ambiguous antihero Jean Paul the most interesting version of his character. I recommend this one, if you have access to it.
Coming up next: A Quito-centric episode where the detained guests learn shocking truths about Jean Paul’s manservant.
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Lost Fics
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This is where I put fics that I haven’t had a chance to look for or have and have come up with nothing. So if you know any of these, feel free to message me. I may not catch it if you use the ‘reply’ function. Thanks!!!
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Derek has a vision of the future and sees Stiles with kids and he thinks Stiles is kind of cheating and he is about to leave him. When in reality Stiles is pregnant and the kids he sees in the vision are his. He kind of time travels.
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watching  maybe The X Files and Stiles compares them to the ships there and Derek says he'll take care of him like one of them does
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Derek gets stuck as a wolf, Stiles finds him and keeps him as a pet. Derek gets turned back into a human and to cope with not remembering what happened, he and Stiles use pet play
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pwp and just a straight up orgy with Derek and the women of TW. I remember it was Allison, Melissa, and Lydia. one of them may have used a strap on Derek
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stiles is magic, maybe looking to be an emissary & Derek and he start texting & he goes over for a book w/ Parish as an escort. Stiles is really impressed with the library. Stiles tags along to a convention and stays up all night making protection bracelets for the pack. I think Malia's was to help her with control. They get snacks but Stiles feels uncomfy about price/wants to cook. They stay at a cabin.
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Sterek. But it could be Stackson? I can’t remember. The basics of what I remember is. Stiles goes to Cal (university California of Berkeley) for college and gets like attacked by a rogue Druid or something. Then the other moves there and they start living together “to protect stiles” and it turns romantic
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Stiles learned how to bend with Peter, and how not to break in a madman’s basement.”  probably wrong about the exact words of that line, but the gist was definitely that Stiles learned to bend because of Peter and learned not to break with Gerard.
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stiles getting severely injured and Derek having to take care of him? The pack was being chased and the car flipped over, and the pack took away his pain. Derek takes care of stiles in his bed. Stiles doesnt really remember Derek taking care of him.
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Derek left Beacon Hills and Stiles ends up with the camaro, possibly when Derek texts him where to find it after a falling out with Scott. he looks in the glove box and finds everything he would need to leave town as well.
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Stiles being a slave and Derek being a Pharoh? There was angst, Deacon doesn't want Still near Derek. An incident happen which ended up being hurt.
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Stiles and Jackson are dating but Jackson always chooses to hang out with his friends and not Stiles. Stiles decides to break up with him and goes to the club with Derek because they are bros and meets a guy in the club while Derek hook ups with the bartender redhead girl. Stiles plans to go ice skating with the guy he met and the whole gang shows up and stiles fell and hit his head. Oh yes Derek lent Stiles his car to drive for the date. Stiles and the guy meet up again to watch a movie but the guy forgot and they went fishing and Stiles falls in and his phone is destroyed. Derek picks him up before he gets the chance to bathe to go to a pack meeting and Jackson and stiles got back together while in the woods. Stiles’ dad supports Jackson and Stiles relationship because it reminds him of his mom and dad’s relationship.
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Stiles goes to fetch pencils or something from a supply closet but then he’s found with a dead body and everyone thinks that it’s him because he’s been at/his stuff found at other crime scenes and I think Derek ordered the pack (Erica/Isaac etc) to watch him at school but he keeps dodging away from them? It might have been Matt (maybe nogitsune) killing people and trying to incriminate Stiles
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sterek, and it involved Stiles being really pent up and taking his anger out on Derek, trying to push him, and Derek is completely calm and he instead puts his fingers in Stiles' mouth, and that turned out to be what he needed. then some smut happens
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sterek and Scott basically doesn't approve of them being together I think it's starts with Derek and stiles cuddling on the couch and stiles started thinking about how scott didnt react well
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stiles left beacon hills and comes back with a kid? stiles is a fox (?)
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Stiles is a statue and Derek touches him and he comes to like when he takes the pack on vacation.
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between seasons 2 & 3. Basically everyone (McCall pack, Hale pack, + few other main characters) was magically transported to some mysterious place that they couldn’t leave. there being issues between the McCall and Hale pack in this story. Everyone was forced to watch the show Teen Wolf.
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ABO sterek fic but instead of the alphas being in control the omegas are. I cant remember if peter tried to take stiles or stiles tried to run away from derek
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Peter and Chris are mates and from a certain age (18 or 21) they get a copy of their mates' scars. Chris doesn't know that his mate is a wolf and because he doesn't get any new scars, he thinks he doesn't have a mate and starts to self hard. He attempts suicide by hanging/strangulation and it wakes Peter up in a panic and Peter's mum helps him through that experience. They meet when the Hale's deal with an Omega and Peter calls Chris to complain that the body is still there. Eventually, they learn they are mates and Chris learns why he didn't get any new scars
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pack movie night and Derek and Stiles are sharing a popcorn bowl. One of them reaches for the bowl and misses it, touch the other's dick by accident
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sterek, stiles used to tell fairytales to explain certain things/his journey with Derek; I remember stiles explaining at one point why wolves and ravens worked together sometimes and got on well. He actually could turn into a raven(?)
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Derek asks stiles out and they fall in love only for it to be a spell on Derek. He lied and tells stiles he doesn’t love him and there is a teddy bear involved.
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the sheriff faked his death and went into witness protection or something like that, and Derek knew about it so he broke up with stiles so he wouldn't tell him.r they have a confrontation at an event stiles has at his house, maybe a memorial service for the sheriff
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Stiles is at a (college?) party, he is with friends I think maybe the pack but not as pack itself, they don’t know Derek. Derek (hot guy) enters the room they're all in, Stiles says something (not sure about that)about how he could probably kiss the hot guy that just walked in, everyone thinks he can’t/ OR the guys and girls say if only they could kiss the guy, in the end I think Derek hear them (werewolf?) and played I don't know you but I'm going to have you, Sterek end up kissing in front of everyone and afterward Stiles tell his friends that Derek is his boyfriend, think it was a really short story.
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stiles-centric sterek fic (?) post-nogitsune. Stiles is most unresponsive towards people reaching out to him, and the he's being hunted by something for some reason, and he convinces scott that he needs to split up to get away from the hunters. Instead, he's intentionally setting himself up to be killed, and when derek or scott rescues him, he's kind of stunned back into wanting to live
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Friends with benefits Derek finds a college brochure or maybe acceptance letter that Stiles receives and breaks up with Stiles so it forces him to go to college. That was the first time Stiles had stayed over and later in the fic he says something like oh well the one time I did stay for breakfast you broke up with me or something along those lines. Then Stiles goes to college and makes friends. One of which is an OC that is really into poetry? And does a poem for Stiles about a broken door? Derek eventually texts stiles and they start talking and texting again and even Derek comes to visit Stiles at campus.
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Parrish asks stiles out but he’s not interested and tells him he’s dating Isaac as a cover to let him down easy. sterek? Parrish catches Isaac in the woods making out with Danny? And Parrish tries to ask stiles out again and stiles has to be more direct.
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actually a series and I looking for the fanfic in the series where Stiles is kidnapped but escape by pretending to still be possessed by the Notigsune to everyone including the pack. there’s was also a magical kid oc who creates a giant monster and Stiles help her hid the animal in the Preserve and that actually comes back as gotta you moment in the series
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Derek disappears for a while and returns as a wolf? He’s traumatized and won’t change back at first. Stiles lets him hide under a blanket on his couch until he turns back. Afterwards stiles gets taken by a trio of magic users and is put in some kind of suspended animation? When everyone goes to rescue him derek is wearing stiles’ hat and won’t take it off. Might have been “the parent pack”
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alternative universe where the pack was established but Scott wasn’t a part of it and he wanted to be. Scott meets with the pack (minus derek) at a cafe stiles works at and then pack tell Scott to invite Stiles to Derek’s party which stiles agrees to go to. The pack wants Stiles to sleep with Derek but stiles doesn’t know that’s why he was invited but because he needs the money they’re offering he agrees. Derek was angry because he was getting along with stiles and thought stiles knew about the deal the whole time.  Scott also didn’t know that’s why he was meant to invite stiles.
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Sterek fic in which Stiles learns a spell that hides his presence from werewolves and he uses it to specifically mess with Derek. Little pranks like moving furniture just a couple of inches, enough for Derek to be frustrated and wondering what on Earth is going on. At one point I think he sneaks into the loft and glued Derek's table (or bed?) to the ceiling. And I remember Peter was involved somehow. Either he was in on it and helping Stiles prank Derek OR Stiles was pranking Peter too.
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Sterek, and Stiles was in the hospital. He was hurt, or something, and he's not supposed to talk so he uses a white board to write down what he wants to say. Dereks there and really worried, too, and I think the sheriff comes and brings Derek breakfast but Stiles can't have any and he's super annoyed
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Derek and Stiles are having a sort of random/ sporadic [text?] correspondence - maybe Derek is a writer? Idk. Then Derek finds an artist in a gallery near his house (in NYC, maybe ?)and falls in love with the art and buys a piece after talking to the gallery owner, and BAM suddenly, the artist is having a full show at the gallery, and Derek goes to it and BAM it's Stiles?
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Sterek with the scene where Peter comes to Stiles’ house to ask him to do research or something and Stiles offers him a drink that unintentionally makes Peter hallucinate things like the fire, and it’s not You Saw Me Standing Alone.
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Stiles and Derek were a couple at one point and something happened and Stiles leaves BH when he comes back he has a kid (don't remember if it was his and Derek's or not) Stiles starts working as a model for an erotica or porn magazine to pay for his kid and he gains a stalker and Derek ends up going to work with him. He doesn't tell his dad because he doesn't want his dad to know where he works. It's possible this one was a/b/o.
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Sterek fic that isn't really a Sterek fic. It was a somber story about Derek and Stiles getting married in Vegas, but not for romantic reasons. Derek is not okay enough for that and that is not what this is, it's about Pack, it's a promise to always be there. It's all really sweet and full of promises for tomorrow but right now we are just holding on
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sterek fic where stiles is an fbi agent and he comes home and I think an agent fancies him and he comes to their home to get stiles to come back to the office for something only stiles has a go at him and makes sure he knows to stay away from the house and that he’s happy
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sterek fic,in the epic boss fight, Isaac gets his head chopped off, and obviously, he died because of that.
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Stiles had tattoos. Had left beacon hills for a while and then came back with the tattoos. Derek went to go speak to Stiles about his new-found confidence and tattoos. They were talking about something along the lines of how much they liked each other and of stiles's tattoos. Oh, and that the tattoos would move and glow a bright yellow or gold. Especially around Derek when they had sex. Which if I recall was on a sofa as Derek admired Stile's tattoos.
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Stiles had a "toy" model D (or something like that) which ended up breaking (I think). So he tries to buy a new one but can't find it and instead tries to find out who made it to see if they can make another one and in his search ends up meeting Derek and finds out he's "model D"
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stiles and derek having sex and stiles keeps talking about how much he loves derek which triggers him and causes him to start ranting and wolfing out during the second round
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Stiles was helping Derek move boxes or books or something at Dereks place and Derek was walking around in just boxers(I think? Maybe just tight jeans?) and Stiles had said something like “you know how attracted I am to you why are you trying to tease me” or something along those lines and Derek was just like “you’re attracted to me?” And then Derek walked over to him and just dropped his pants (boxers?) and boom. Rimming
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soulmate a/b/o one where Derek owned a company to help ppl find their match and Derek and stiles were matches but Derek set him up with an alpha anyway
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Stiles is an author and is sent on vacation by Lydia. I don't remember a lot about it, but Derek does run into him, and then starts like stalking him before Cora reveals they were/are friends?? pretty sure the Hales were there for either Cora's wedding or someone else's.
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unaway prince derek and a bard stiles He ranway because he didn’t want to marry Kate.Stiles and derek fake being married in at some point  and Derek realizing stiles is a missing prince or supposedly dead prince. It’s called runaway prince or something like that
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Derek is the Stilinski family werewolf, and he protects Stiles against someone, but because he bit/did damage, he gets taken away. Stiles breaks into the facility/garden/wooded area where he's being kept to break him out. They go on the run from the law because of it, and I think Derek had a muzzle on in wolf form, maybe a sword or needle or something in his mouth.
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Stiles keeps shuffling between reality and this fake reality where Derek and stiles are dating and Derek isn’t broken. Stiles wakes up in one and goes to sleep and goes to the other. Something happens he needs more of whatever dust that was sprayed with and the gang tells him he needs to stop so he goes back because of his mom. He needs to see her. So he goes to get dust and Derek gets in the way and he goes into like a coma and they save him but then he doesn’t wanna be with stiles because he feels like stiles fell in love with a version of himself he will never be.
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highschool AU where derek and Scott absolutely hate eachother. Derek and stiles end up seeing each other but keeping it a secret from Scott and he gets so mad when he finds out. I think he finds them making out in a supply closet.
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mates au, and Stiles & Derek are best friends, but they don't know that they are mates. The Hale family are alive and Derek starts to date Paige and Stiles goes on a date with Jordan Parrish
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stiles being shit drunk, he mistook derek as someone else and thought he was cheating on derek? They were celebrating something. Stiles got drunk, saw a guy, flirted with him and accidentally kissed him, only to find out at the end that the guy he kissed was actually his fiancé (Derek).
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stydia brotp and the pack(s?) Think they're dating because they always hold the others wrist or when Lydia would leave she would kiss stiles' cheek or forehead. at first the pack didn't really think anything of it until Lydia kissed Stiles cheek and saying "See you tonight Stiles" or something like that before she left, turns out they had a sleepover and just relaxed and talked about the pack(s?).
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stiles and Derek live in the same apartment building and Derek doesn’t know it but stiles is a vampire and he hides it by having a recording of a heartbeat in his shirt pocket so it tricks Derek into thinking he has a heartbeat.
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not sure was completed or not but at least 7-12 chapters long. I honestly can’t tell you how it starts but I remember two of the chapters vividly. There’s apparently a war of some sort coming and the adults think it’s best to get the high schoolers trained. So they have a rec room that ends up with a huge maze/obstacle corse and the get split up in two teams. Stiles is the leader of team B. They set off into the maze until they find out that there’s a legit witch controlling the twins to protect herself. Stiles of course beats her. Other things I know is I think Cora Hale ends up having younger siblings/cousins/adopted cousins. There is nothing that shows it’s canon either. Hunters and wolves are known. (Side note I’m pretty sure the hunters or at least the Argents are okay with the wolves and vise versa, also when stiles makes his plan for the maze he splits them up into groups. And theres a group that was told to be as loud and noticeable as possible. So these kids put on the brightest colors and the loudest jewelry they could find)
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stiles being a spark and being neglected by the McCall pack so the magical council steps in claiming neglect. They let them have a trial bases to see if they improve.And Coach is a hedge witch I think(?) on the council
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sterek fic where they got together and the next day Stiles got kidnapped by some type of were-animal and Derek does everything to get him back
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here’s a new teacher and stiles immediately doesn’t trust her? and at some point, she kidnaps him and she uses magic to look like him?  it’s because she’s trying to look younger/live longer
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Derek was a trucker and he picks Stiles up and they ride together. Derek also kept a stuffed animal pinned to the front of his truck.
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Stiles was a camboy or something like that and had said he wanted to know what it was like to blow a guy who was uncircumcised, and Derek was one of his viewers but that isn’t how they met. I think they met because Stiles was for some reason pretending to date one of Derek’s sisters, or friends, probably Cora and they were out to eat and then Stiles went to the restroom and so did Derek and I think Stiles explained everything to him but maybe not but I do remember Derek asking if he still hadn’t ever blown an uncircumcised dude, and Stiles saying he hadn’t and then Derek offering to be the first. And I think they ended up living together near the end for some reason
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sterek fic where stiles ex told him his O face looks gross so everytime he sleeps with derek he covers his face or makes it so derek cant see
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Stiles goes to Derek’s apartment after he and Malia fight and breakup because he’s trans. And they end up sleeping together. Stiles needs time way and leaves for 3 months and comes back, telling Derek he’s pregnant. The pack was helping Stiles move out of his dads house and into Derek’s spare room, they borrowed Kira’s dads truck…Derek had a motorcycle.
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the pack goes back to the Argents’ house after defeating some sort of monster, and Stiles ends up having a panic attack. Chris ends up ushering most of the pack into another room and comforting Stiles, and i believe Erica also comforts him at some point.
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either steter or stiles/chris. it’s also girl!stiles. they start dating, but stiles refuses to have the lights on while they’re intimate (until like the end)
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a/b/o with omega!derek and he hires stiles to help him through his heats. Stiles is an alpha, I think in college, and helps omegas through heats for money and because he likes helping or something like that. for whatever reason Stiles and Derek stop (because catching feelings and Derek is emotionally a wreck) but then Derek calls after having a bunch of waves of heats in a row and Stiles goes over to help him.
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fic that has this quote "He doesn’t give his hear t away easily. And it’s been yours for a very long time."
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uncompleted and set pre-nogitsune? Like, the nogitsune makes its presence known to stiles in his mind; they had a whole interaction with each other in the school's bathroom. Stiles ends up making a deal with the nogitsune to let it consume all the chaos that's happened to him/around him. Which leads to Stiles (now with the nogitsune's powers) traveling back in time to certain chaotic events, until he leads in the time Paige was gonna get bit, stops that, and then basically swears his loyalty to the Taila of that time and warning her of Deatons bad intentions
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soulmates au where you get your soulmates scars. Stiles is covered in scars and ashamed. Most people don’t know how bad the scarring is because he wears layers all the time. His body is revealed one day, I don’t remember how, and everyone sees his scars. Eventually Derek and stiles figure out that they are mates.
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Stiles and Derek play volleyball they are rivals. Derek’s parents are like past Olympic players or something, one of the teams were called like night howlers Happy ending. Stiles at one point tells Derek to try is hardest in the championship because if he wins he wants to win knowing the other team didn’t go easy on them
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involving the mumford and sons song "ghosts that we knew". they're dancing to the song maybe at a wedding? or in the kitchen?
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Stiles and Derek were divorced but still loved each other (duh). They also had a child (a boy) together. The story might be from Sheriff Stilinskis POV. Anyways Parrish is interested in Stiles and tries to get close to him. He babysat the kid for a day. Anyways his advances are obviously ignored by Stiles who gets back together with Derek in the end.
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stiles fic where he gets turned into a werewolf by Scott but he’s really upset with scott particularly when Scott tries to help him control his powers cumulating in a big fight in the garage
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Stiles was really hurt but the pack didn't realise and kicked him out and they were really shitty mostly. But Danny found Stiles and he and Aiden and Ethan like helped Stiles alot. Stiles was also a Spark/Mage and Danny a witch and there was like puppy pile cuddling in Stiles bed where Aiden and Ethan took Stiles pain and Sheriff Stilinski saw and was like "....okay wtf" and the wolfs and Danny were like "uhm no homo".
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stiles and Derek are mated with bites and everything, and stiles gets jealous because he found out that Derek gave Kate a mating bite before they got together
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AU where Stile’s mother is still alive, the hale pack is still alive, werewolves are known (either to everybody or just Stile’s family, can’t remember), some form of mates/soulmates exist, and Stiles has some type of magic.  It starts off with some sort of Hale picnic that Stiles family is invited to and while it is happening Stiles and Derek feel that they are mates but Stiles starts panicking cause he knows Derek is dating someone. This causes drama.  someone else is trying to drain the Nementon by performing blood sacrifices to poison it. Eventually the person draining the Nementon tricks the person Derek was dating into helping them kidnap Derek so they could reach Stiles and drain his magics as well, under the promise that they will help them get back together with Derek.
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Bdsm sterek where one of them safe words during a scene because of jealousy when someone else tries to join and it (safe word) might have been ignored
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Sterek fic on Ao3. The fire hadn't happened (...yet?) and Stiles befriended Laura Hale. I don't know anything else apart from this. (Paige may or may not be alive, I don't remember much.) And I think Stiles was new to Beacon Hills.
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Kali stabs Derek with a pipe in the loft in Season 3A, he was lying on top of Stiles to protect him
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derek is a firefighter and he and stiles are together, i think it’s abo, and either stiles doesn’t get heats or is asexual. there’s a scene where Derek can’t get away from firefighting and Stiles is feeling pain because he and Derek have bonded and Stiles’s dad and Derek’s mom have to come help
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the nogitsune never actually left Stiles and stiles knows but hasn’t said anything to anyone. think it was Theo who was the villain in the story and he was taunting the pack and void ended up coming out and protecting everyone. Liam and the newer pack members being there and reacting to stiles/void
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Stiles goes to work in a company where people are afraid of their boss, the boss is Derek.  At the end they discover that Stiles and Derek are together, at the end Stiles was pregnant.  
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remember the last chapter, where Stiles makes the Happy Cake that his mother used to make and that meant that Stiles was finally really happy. I remember that this cake had a different effect/flavor for each person.
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Hale family is alive and Papa Hale is a rare kind of supernatural, a Lion I think (I think it's endangered).  I remember that Stiles and Derek's Son (or Peter) is also the same type of supernatural being.
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Talia/hales offer stiles money in exchange to leave derek? Stiles doesn’t take it and really chews Talia out, which makes her laugh. Derek was either outside with his sisters or grocery shopping(not “rich man, poor man”)
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Sterek fic where Stiles admits his feelings to Derek and Derek kisses Braeden in front of Stiles at the pack meeting to get the point across that he doesn't feel the same way. The rest of the pack gets mad that Derek hurt Stiles' feelings like that.
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sterek fic where it was only Stiles and Peter left in this timeline and Peter helps Stiles travel back in time. I remember that the fic goes back and forth between Stiles' "new" timeline and Peter back in the old one and when Stiles changes something in that timeline it cuts back to Peter where that timeline gets affected. Another part I remember is when Stiles is at school, Cora goes up to him and ask what is he bc she can now smell magic on him.
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the monster of the week is able to turn into different people(could possibly be just mothers) and she turns into Stiles mom. Stiles has a breakdown about it and Derek is there for him. She may also have turned into Talia too at some point.
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Derek keeps visiting stiles at night and kissing him but they never talk about it and one day Derek walks in on HIMSELF kissing stiles and he’s like “stiles that’s not me” and we discover it’s some kind of skinwalker or incubus or demon impersonating Derek to feed on stiles which is why it never speaks because it wouldn’t sound like Derek
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Stiles and Derek aren’t together but basically spend a week together recovering in bed after everything with Jennifer Blake. Stiles reads to him, I think brokeback mountain? And at one point he makes pancakes for Isaac.
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Derek lives beside stiles and Scott. One night he's looking into their house and sees Scott being chased by a person with a knife. Derek comes to the rescue and they end up in the er. Oh and there's a zombie crawl. And it's Halloween or close to Halloween.
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stiles and Derek are in a relationship together and then he gets taken by the alpha pack. This devastates Derek’s spirit and he reverts to his wolf form, he  stops eating and struggles to find his way through his grief with stiles father.  he finds stiles in the woods but stiles has amnesia. Can’t remember him or his father. He’s taken to Deaton who’s able to help
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Sterek Soulmates fic. They dont know each other but are able to communicate via writing on their skin. Stiles is in California and Derek NYC(?) Stiles gets into a car crash and writes to Derek on his arm. Derek knows he lives in California (maybe he knows Stiles is from BH) and calls the Police Sheriff Stillinski is on the phone and Derek tells him his Soulmate is in a car crash in a blue Jeep and Sheriff Stillinski recognizes it as Stiles' car
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Derek coming back to town, Scott is a drunk and has 3 new betas that harm Erika and Isaac. Stiles gets put in the hospital after his dad gets drunk and attacks him. I think allison moves away with her daughter lilly
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Stiles was traumatized  and he gets a therapy dog named Echo.
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old sterek fic. Basically there are soulmates and Stiles is a human and Derek is a centar. And they're soulmates because Stiles' mom was actually a centar that chose to be human for his dad. And it ends with Stiles becoming a centar and going to live with Derek.
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sterek are in high school and are established, the Hale family is alive, Claudia as well, both Stiles and her are magical, Stiles is searching for his focus or speciality (not sure), Peter is with Chris.  Sterek are in the Hale kitchen, they are making out and Derek's little cousin wanders in and says something about his carnassial teeth hurting and they all get popsicles and Derek says: "None for Gretchen Weiners" || Then it's a scene where Derek is working in the basement on his miniature historical reenactments of battles and Stiles accidentally cuts himself on one of the miniature swords || And then while Sterek are leaving school, Peter arrives on motorbike and gives them keys for the Hale family "Love shack" where they later have their first time. And on the back of Peter's t-shirt is a quote: "If you're reading this, the bitch fell off."
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Stiles went missing, Derek wasn’t in BH anymore, Scott called Derek (who was with Cora) to let him know and they came back to BH immediately to help look for Stiles
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the Winchesters ended up going yo dinner with stiles and Derek and I think some of the pack was there and the sheriff was there BUT stiles and Derek were taking care of a baby they found
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Stiles is an omega who works somewhere and his client arrives who is Derek. Also in this alternate universe omegas aren't allowed to work so when they meet they both have some kind of reaction and Stiles fearing he will be exposed takes all his money and pills and then runs away along with other omegas who also want to leave. And Derek chases him all through the country but, right when he was about to catch him, he lets him go. And Stiles leaves the country to some other country where omegas are allowed to have jobs and other stuff but when he gets there, he realizes that the country wasn't much better perhaps even worse and then he tries to go back to his mate but there are many problems in this.
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Stiles and Chris were in a relationship and Chris was in the military. He was presumed dead and stiles lost the house they had together. Chris comes back and stiles and Peter are in a relationship. Peter ends up helping taking care of Chris with his injuries and ptsd. They all end up dating. I think Peter was a professor or something? Chris had a dog too
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stiles get kidnapped by another pack and gets pregnant then he gets saved but the baby is still connected to the other pack
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Derek walking through a forest (it may have been snowing). He found an old house that was revealed to be a hidden magic shop belonging to Stiles. They hit it off, and birds/flowers from the wallpaper came alive at one point
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Derek and Stiles are together and decide to have a baby. I think they use Allison as a surrogate and use Derek's sperm because Stiles doesn't want to pass along his genes. Derek warned him that he'd get extra protective over Allison. When she gets pregnant Derek slowly starts to push Stiles out, eventually choosing the baby's name with Allison. It ends with Stiles leaving Derek and the pack.
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Derek Hale/Stiles story and stiles is new necromancer raising the dead accidentally and while he's going through that experience he's slowly getting together with derek. peter was in it and was sort of chill and trying to help fight off zombies or whatever while they waited for stiles to figure things out.
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AU Sterek where they're in college, and don't know each other. They end up meeting (maybe for a one night stand?) and very soon after Stiles ends up going to a different coffee shop for one reason or another and Derek is there. Derek thinks Stiles is stalking him and goes off on him despite Stiles trying to explain what actually happened, but Derek doesn't believe him. There may have been thrown coffee.
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Stiles bakes a lot to remember his mom? He starts as a kid, and he encounters Laura and Derek trying to sneak Peter out of the hospital right after the fire, and gives them cookies. Point is - magical baker Stiles.
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steter fic. After Stiles was tortured by Gerard, Peter was the only one who noticed, and followed Stiles home. It was a full-shift werewolves fic, and he cuddled with Stiles and drained his pain
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Jackson and stiles get together, and I think have sex in the jeep but I am not sure. I also know that the pack is in having some kind of problems with another pack, and the other pack kidnapped I think two people from Derek's pack and when they smell that Stiles and Jackson have just had sex they hatch a plan for them to go where the other pack is staying since due to the strengt of the scent coming off Jackson and Stiles, the othe pack won't be able to concentrate and they can ambush them,
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sterek and Stiles is in high school and Derek is like a business man? I remember Stiles got in trouble at school and his punishment was to mow lawns for people and he gets to Derek's home and they start to grow close. Derek finds out Stiles is getting bullied and helps him get like a different schedule so he doesn't have to interact with them.
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Stiles and Derek knew each other when they were younger, and they would go swimming all the time (Cora was there too pretty sure). Then the fire happens and Derek leaves. When he comes back they pretend they don't know each other, until the pool scene and they finally admit to each other they remember one another.
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Derek goes into heat and asks Stiles for help. The first few times it happens all they do is dry hump and hand help. It is never super explicit. The final time though Stiles is away fostering good relations with another pack but comes back early because the pack call him freaked out cause Derek is acting weird (stealing blankets and cloths). The fic ends when Stiles comes back and enters crisis mode after helping out cause he's dumb and doesn't realize Derek likes HIM.
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pack ignores or neglects stiles except for Isaac or jackson or maybe peter and stiles acts like an alpha to them even when he is a human. A werewolf comes to inspect the pack, i can't remember why and sees the situation and offers stiles the bite when he realizes derek will not give it to stiles and stiles accepts it.
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Stiles secretly works as a model for a porn magazine. Stiles is at home and one of the sheriff's deputies shows up and threatens to expose Stiles' job if he doesn't go on a date with him.
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Stiles's name is in the "dead pool"/hit list thing, and that's part of how he realizes he's a Spark.
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sterek fic where Derek is de-aged and him and stiles are together and young!Derek is obsessed with taking pictures of stiles. It’s through Older!Dereks perceptive as he slowly realizes what happened and for some reason there in a meadow a lot
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X-Men au? It has Thiam in it and Isaac can copy powers but nobody knows it. Stiles is an omnikenetic and Derek is still a werewolf
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Sterek fic where Stiles keeps getting yellow letters from the Home Owners Association (or something very similar) telling him he needs to fix up stuff around his property and he gets increasingly frustrated by it all until his dad tells him there is now whatever-association and Stiles figures out its just been his neighbour Derek leaving the notes.
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Derek really likes stiles and he thinks Lydia will make stiles happy so he kidnaps her and leaves her in stiles bed
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slow burn Sterek and Stiles was like, pack mom. I think Derek even left for a little while, and returned to find Stiles had cared for the pack while he was gone. a scene of Derek coming up on Stiles on the front porch of the old Hale house with the pack. Derek curled up on his lap? Erica was super attached to Stiles, though all the betas were. The word Sand keeps coming up
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sterek fic with the alpha pack/deucalion that had the big showdown on a roof. i think peter or the sheriff was there. it's been years
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derek is teaching stiles self defense and he does not go easy. it gets hot & heavy when they're sparring sometimes, all platonic tho. after a few weeks into the training, stiles bakes derek a birthday cake ( it was a pink cake?), derek is like so surprised by it. after eating the cake the had sex on the couch???, after they had sex it's when things get complicated bc derek didn't mean anything serious
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Stiles is with both Chris and Peter (I don't believe their relationship was tagged), their at the fairground and stiles want to go on the ferris wheel, c&p decline.  Stiles ends up being forgotten by them and left there. Stiles gets his dad to pick him up. He ends up with Derek. And without stiles, c&p's relationship falls apart without stiles.
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sterek but it could be steter. It features a bad parent!sheriff, and the scene I’ve been HAUNTED by has a new to town Parrish confronting stiles and derek/peter at the diner (after trying to nose in before, too) about how Stiles should be more responsible for his dad. Derek(?) is quick to remind Parrish that stiles is the kid and stiles has been responsible for taking care of his dad for too long already.
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Derek is in love with a woman who basically is a little spoiled and doesnt like his family. Derek breakup with her and goes i think to his sister marriage, and sleeps with the omega photographer (STILES) and the condom breaks. Stiles freak out but they part ways, Derek comebacks to his girlfriend who wants to marry him and his girlfriend choses Stiles as the photographer also. (He is pregnant)
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stiles brings home a wolfed out Derek and Derek can’t turn back so stiles takes care of him and talks to him. And then one morning Derek walks into stiles room and asks why does stiles have a wolf in his bed. Turns out the wolf wasn’t Derek at all and was an actual wolf.
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Stiles is initially hurt by an arrow through the chest by a hunter. (temp death?) Though eventually he recovers, he manages to be a self-sacrificing idiot and during a move by the Argents to kill his wolves, he somehow ends up being bitten and turned by an Alpha (might be Deucalion?). He becomes a member of Derek's pack and through a series of events becomes a True Alpha himself. At first, he's accused of stealing Derek's Alpha spark until it becomes apparent he hadn't.
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HS AU where: The hales are alive. Kate Argent tries to drug derek, but Stiles drinks whatever it is on accident. I believe the drugging took place at the lake and then stiles overhears Kate complaining to someone on the phone that it got mixed up. General nefarious Kate Argent vibes. Derek and Stiles are originally dating but they eventually start.
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Sterek fic with wolf!derek and fox!stiles and they're living on each side of a river because wolves and foxes don't mix idk.  there are rules to not cross the river/boarder/whatever but Stiles is a curious shit who still does it and met Derek there in full shift. So they're meeting everyday shifted and play and stuff like this but one day it's not Derek waiting for him, it's one of the twins, Aiden?, who attacks him for crossing over and because of Peters order. Peter is an ass, Sheriff Stilinski the leader of the fox/human side and Lydia is lying for Stiles so he can meet Derek
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sub/dom dynamic sterek where stiles gets “hired” to be live-in sub for derek who’s tough and mean at first but slowly becomes nicer, stiles falls for him but something happens that hurts him and he runs away, he goes into sub drop and safewords? derek realizes he loves stiles too and apologized? one of the girls either lydia or erica are involved hiring stiles? derek gets too intense for him at one point and hurts him by locking him up in a room disregarding safewords and safety that causes stiles to drop, because he develops feelings for stiles and derek’s past made him a cold dom so he kinda acts up and hurts stiles in the process, stiles realizes it’s getting too unhealthy and toxic and they try to take a break
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stiles gets kidnapped and somehow drinks wolfsbane and kills an alpha because he got bit
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Stiles was a BAMF and had a complete glow up (he went platinum blond?), got really into fashion and also worked at some kind of martial arts studio. Him and derek were real codependent and ultimately took some space from each other and they were both miserable over it. last update was Stiles got taken to hell or purgatory or something.
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sterek fic where stiles goes to college and befriends some witches that start draining his spark
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derek being accused of shoplifting a sausage in his pants and stiles is the officer who comes out to arrest him.
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Chris and Peter where together and Chris show up one night and say he cannot continue doing this to victoria and allison and Peter is remembering all the times he said the same and talks about Chris saying the same when they where younger, when Gerard introduce him to Victoria, the wedding night with Victoria, the day Allison was born, and so on but this time there's something different and they actually do broke off, it was an sterek fic but also had Chris and Peter
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Basically, stiles has scars and constantly wears layers or long sleeves and the pack calls him on it one day while they are chilling and they see his scars which is shocking to them.
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Sterek fic where Stiles and Derek are essentially on Naked and Afraid? They're on a survival show, and Derek builds a den, and there's loads of cuddling
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Peter kidnaps stiles, buries him underground or in a cave, calls Derek and derek struggles to find him; Peter hints that Derek needs to listen to Stiles heartbeat…Derek finds him by putting his ear to the ground (?)
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sterek fanfic where Derek overheard stiles saying that he liked a quiet/a bit moody/stiff werewolf and Derek thought that stiles meant Boyd. So Derek prepared dates for stiles and Boyd because he wanted to make stiles happy.
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Stiles trying to sorta coexist with the nogitsune inside of him. Stiles struggles with not going completely dark side with the void kitsune whispering in his head and convincing Stiles to just give in to his darker desires or something. The nogitsune is able to show Stiles memories or scenes with the intention to push Stiles away from Derek and the pack. There's a part where Derek lets a girl stay the night at his loft, and because he's not really in control of his actions during his rut or something, he ends up kissing her. The nogitsune shows Stiles this and tries to make it seem like something more happened and Stiles goes off believing it. Derek has to explain himself and the girl (I'm trying so hard to remember which of the girls it was - it might've been Allison, maybe???) backs him up saying it wasn't serious and was just a kiss.
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stiles/theo AU smut fic where stiles and theo, who know each other from college and have tension, start working for the same porn studio & peter is the director
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Steter fic where Peter becomes the guardian of young Laura, Derek and Cora after their parents get into an accident. I think Stiles was a teacher and that’s how they meet.
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Derek finds stiles beaten up in the boys locker room of the high school and takes him to the hospital and it turns out it was scott that attacked stiles and stiles recorded audio of it bc he started doing that after gerard.
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new monster has come to Beacon Hills and the pack don’t know what it is/how to kill it but Talia had information about it in a book but it burnt in the fire and the only way to get it is by someone going back in time. Stiles goes back in time and accidentally makes himself known to Laura and Peter who are out in the Preserve and he ends up falling in love with Derek (and vice versa) 
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there is a supernatural community, different types of supernaturals live in Beacon Hills,some murders occur(?) someone is found stabbed, a fae(or fairy) dad and daughter are murdered. it was sterek(?)maybe magical or witch or spark stiles. Also think it starts with Derek transferring to the BHSD from NY due to supernatural racism(might be diff fic). Different supes work at BHPD
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sterek fic where they are mates from a really young age but there is an age gap. they are together but it is difficult because they are developing at different t rates. they only scene i really remember if that they kiss and stiles doesn't really get into it like derek does because he's like 10 or 11 to Derek's 13-14. they are in dereks room, this is an alive hale family fic.  there is no noncon and it's not dark, just plain with what its like to have a mate who you have to catch up with
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Sterek. It was one chapter(?) The story takes place outside Beacon Hills. Derek (as a beta) comes to the territory of another pack and wants to become a forest ranger?The alpha of this pack doesn't want to agree because he senses an alpha in Derek. Derek says he gave up his alpha spark for his sister. Then Stiles appears, as an emissary of this pack. Stiles somehow helps Derek and Derek becomes alpha again.
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Sterek, Derek is a single father and meets Stiles and they dating. Stiles doesn't know Hale are werewolves. During the Hale family's meeting, Derek's son is injured and heals immediately. Stiles learns about werewolves. He is shocked and angry. Derek later explains he didn't say about werewolves because he was afraid after Kate. He had an agreement with his family that he would introduce them his partner and if his family approved, then he would tell them about werewolves.
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sterek are mates and even if derek doesnt tell stiles at first when stiles find out he is happy about it and isnt against it
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Derek needs help with something but everyone apart from Stiles is busy. When Derek arrives to pick up Stiles he won't say where they're going until they arrive at what ends up being an animal rescue run by an woman who Derek apparently helps out.
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Stiles remembering something along the lines of "even though he wasn't a great cook his dad had always found something to compliment and been grateful for it"
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Scott is either still a alpha or turns omega and charges at stiles and peter stops and then Melisa shouts at him and points a gun at him and she says I don’t want to shoot you Scott but I will and then he continue and she shoots him
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Steter with female stiles and Peter told her the reason everyone left the pack meeting so quickly afterwards is because of how strongly she smelt of sex or something
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Stiles pretended to be in a relationship with derek so he wouldn’t be subject to the dating system, then he decided he wanted to mate so he applied but the Alpha selected was Derek indeed. At one point he was kidnapped by his former therapist.
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stiles and derek are lost in a dream induced by a Djinn, and they are a couple, once they wake up they try very hard to forget what they lived in the djinn induced dream, but they can’t forget.
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fix it of S2 E12, Master Plan, where Stiles is kidnapped and is in the Argent basement with Erica and Boyd. Stiles ends up more hurt than in canon and, when saved by Chris, convinces him to release Erica and Boyd. Instead of leaving them Erica and Boyd follow Stiles into Chris’ car and he drives them all to the hospital (for Stiles, that is, Erica and Boyd and all healed up at this point). The Sheriff finds out about Stiles being in the hospital, visits Stiles and ends up begging Stiles to tell him who hurt his son so that they can press charges. Stiles is hesitant since he’s not sure he’ll be believed before telling his dad that Argent did. Stiles ends up in the hospital for awhile and some of the pack visits him. Stiles asking where Derek was and it was implied that he was watching over him from afar
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Magic Stiles where his mom dies and his dad sends him to live with the Hales as a kid to learn magic and be safe. It was all about him growing up with Derek and the other Hales (werewolves+magic people; lots of Hale OCs). In the end Stiles has to save them all from the Hale fire one by one, ending with him in a coma and later sterek gets together. Might have been called something like "The Hale House for ___" but not sure
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Omegaverse!AU, Stiles is an omega about to go through his heat. Scott asks his roommate Derek if he would help Stiles out with his heat. Derek, who has a crush on Stiles, agrees. There's a scene where Stiles' heat starts early, and he's not able to open the front door, so Derek climbs in through the window. In another scene, in his heat haze, Stiles pretends he's a shark swimming under the blanket.
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The gist is when Stiles gets abducted with Erica and Boyd, his spark kicks in and incinerates the bad guys. Then after Scott tricks Derek into biting Gerard, Derek
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about 70% sure it came from a Sterek fanfic, likely on AO3 since that's my go-to site. The quote goes along the lines of: "Let's all get rid of the idea that happiness is a permanent state of being that we have to attain, and that any little discomfort or hurt or unhappiness is somehow a sign that the universe is out of balance. It isn’t. Happiness is one part on the spectrum of human experience. No more or less important than sadness or anger or regret or any other part we care to name."
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in the scene from Wolf Moon, Chris Argent shoots Stiles instead of Scott. not sure why Stiles was there instead of Scott, and Stiles was NOT a werewolf. stiles get shot.
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Stiles and Derek separately attend a convention/conference for werewolves/supernatural beings. They don't know each other before this. Derek is there as part of Scotts pack. Scott gets jealous of the attention on Derek as a Hale and loses his temper, kicking Derek out of the pack in front of a bunch of other packs. Also later the Hotel gets attacked and a group of vampires helps
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one shot, derek married to paige but he was cheating on her with stiles. Derek tell stiles that he is gonna leaves paige so they can be together. I think paige know about the affair
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Stiles is Homeless living in New York and tries to pickpocket Derek. Stiles then gets sick and Derek brings him back to his and Laura's apartment. There's a lot of angst and fluff, stiles makes a lasagna, meets Talia hale, and falls in love with Derek.
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Stiles, Scott & Lydia travel to different realities to try to save as many as they can. They run into Talia & Peter who are running from hunters and something magic. Chris got bitten by a werewolf and left Argents and becomes Scott’s. Pairings are Stiles/Peter, Scott/Chris & Lydia/Talia with Stiles, Scott and Lydia being older.
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Steter with girl stiles and stiles wears a skirt for the first time in years, can’t remember much else just that Peter tells her that she has been walking around the whole day smelling like lust
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Stiles got a letter from the government (sort of) to a date in a hotel to mate,  when he arrived he saw Dereks car. In the the date was with him, Stiles thought that he would be rejected. Derek also decorated his house for him with Batman poster etc. he and derek aren’t in good terms. Lydia tried to tell him not to go to the date but he didn’t listen.
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sterek fic in which stiles gets back from work to find that there's a funeral arrangement for derek in their house. derek pops in, disappointed about something, stiles asks why it looks like derek died. derek then explains that there was a nymph or a dryad that latched onto scott and made him hallucinate the events of the movie, and that they made scott think derek died so he'd leave beacon hills or something
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sterek fic where stiles is being tortured by hunters and escapes then his spark comes to save him. Him and Danny are very good friends because Danny is a witch and stiles gets sent to hell.
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stiles and Derek get teleported to an alternate universe where they are married to each other but they hated each other and Claudia was alive
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Stiles adopts a group of raccoons (or saves them?), but it turns out that they were a race of shifters that see Stiles as their lord and like commit various crimes around Beacon Hills in order to make their lord happy. And they all get hissy when Derek doesn't pay Stiles attention, and like listen to Stiles talk about Derek and how his eyebrows do all the talking for him.
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Sterek. Stiles is a prince & an omega in a vaguely medievalish setting. There's a present day timeline & a past timeline. In the past Stiles & Lydia are hanging out in a border area away from the castle; there's a war going on in a nearby kingdom & Derek (who is a prince, but doesn't disclose his name or identity) comes to them injured & gets nursed back to health. He & Stiles have an affair, but he has to leave b/c of the war in his kingdom. Present timeline is years later, Stiles can't mate with anyone during his heats because some kind of pseudo bond formed with Derek back in the day, which is a health issue for him. So they put out a call for Alphas to come & try their luck. Derek obvs comes, but doesn't put his name on the list, he's escorting Cora. After some mutual idiocy/refusal to communicate, Derek & Stiles finally complete the bond, etc.
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teen wolf and marvel universe mixed together. something about the girls of teen wolf going to the spa with some marvel characters,one being she hulk and i think natasha.
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Stiles moves in with Derek and is in love with him. So Stiles starts making food with ingredients that are aphrodisiacs to get Derek horny but nothing works and Stiles ends up giving up and just making normal food and Derek gets sad and asks what's up and they figure with they like each other and Derek asks Stiles to keep making face foods.
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derek was a mechanic in an isolated gas station/repair shop in the desert? Stiles arrives (lost? Running from something? Idk) they get attacked by hunters, and there's hiding in the desert and a bomb shelter or mine shaft.
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Stiles and Derek being childhood besties and always being close to each other. Stiles has a fox hoodie or something and Derek always holds his hand. One part they were sleeping on the couch and Derek's mom takes a Polaroid of them. And then they grow up and stuff
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stiles goes to Lydia’s party and is led to believe Lydia wants to talk to him upstairs, ends up with nsfw pics of stiles around the school. Lydia ends up realizing who the second person in the pics is.
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Derek confesses to Stiles but Scott tells Stiles it was because of a love spell (or something similar) and that Derek also kissed Jackson that night. Stiles ends things with Derek and it gets all angsty but eventually figures out that it was a truth spell (or something). the pack was kinda dickish to Stiles because he broke up with Derek, Stiles feels really guilty and like he took advantage, and maybe Stiles is in college.
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Sterek, Derek's not an alpha (?), Stiles has to compete/fight against another pack (one on one fights) bc they want Derek (?) (might be some deal Laura made before she died) and he can't mate a human or something
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stiles and derek moved into a new house and they’re renovating. stiles goes into heat wile they’re at the house, derek tells him and then he throws something at him. derek suggest that they get away for a bit and go to a beach house ??  stiles is running around the house throwing things, maybe apples? at derek and then derek finally catches him.
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Sterek where a baby/toddler is found in the woods by Derek, and brought to Stilinski house. The baby is filthy and initially refuses bath until she realizes the water is warm instead of cold, indicating she had been washed in cold water previously. Later they find a feral werewolf in the bank vault and learn it's Cora and that she's the mother of the baby.
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it was more focused on the fact stiles was loosing his hearing in one year because of Lydia's banshee scream after the dread doctors
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Stiles getting kidnapped by Gerald but instead Chris helps Stiles, Boyd, and Erica all out (Stiles was trying to let them out while hurt right after being released). They all go to the hospital and Boyd and Erica get super worried and are now attached to him. I remember the Sheriff being super worried about why Stiles was hurt and begging Stiles to tell him who hurt him. Stiles ends up confessing that Gerald kidnapped him and hurt him. I think it’s Sterek? I vaguely remember Derek never visiting but it’s implied that he was watching over Stiles from afar. +  Sterek, it was all about how Stiles was captured by Gerald, but he fights and refuses to say where Derek was. In the same way when Christ finds him he refuses to leave without Boyd and Erica. Throughout the fic it shows how he has nightmares about the traumatic event and he had crutches. And basically the betas follow him everywhere because now they can see how loyal he is
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stiles is pushed out of the pack and he runs away. I believe to NYC. He’s underage but working two jobs, has a fake ID. Going home one night he is attacked and saved by an alpha werewolf named Jason or Jacob ..they become friends. He eventually returns to beacon hills after he turns 18 and confronts Scott derek and the sheriff. Then he goes back to NY.
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something about pack night or a pack meeting but stiles running out bc of self-esteem issues or insecurity or something and getting caught in the rain but his jeep breaksdown and then derek rescues him and then feeling confession and then pack cuddles or something.
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the pack kicked Stiles out, and he left Beacon Hills. 20 years later, the pack found a post or magazine about a company called Stilinski. They found Stiles, and he mentioned that he was now a werewolf and was married to his husband, who had died.
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collector of rare things comes to beacon hills looking for a werefox and no one notices how strange stiles starts acting.
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stiles was popular at school (high school or college) because of a youtube video. he was known for sleeping around and derek had a crush on him. i think derek may have had a panic attack and ran outside and then stiles followed him but there was a miscommunication and derek asked to be fuckbuddies?? there was a certain point that he wanted to stop and the entire school turned on derek and his friends. scott??? may have ran into derek after someone knocked his books down and then told stiles about it.
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Stiles gets fed up and is leaving town but the pack keeps trying to stop him, slashing tires etc and eventually the Sheriff confronts them and Stiles leaves and he sends letters and postcards, and he learns magic and then eventually he comes back.
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steter fic.  is helping stiles learn magic, and he’s doing this throughout the story like gets him books and stuff, but in this chapter he helps stiles make potions to enhance Peter’s strength and make some healing potions too. They were preparing to go after the alpha pack. They go and stiles gets in the place to save Erica and Boyd or maybe Cora or someone 
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Stiles dies sometimes? And one day Derek finds Stiles dead (or maybe he dies in front of Derek?) and when Stiles comes back to life Derek kills him again because he doesn’t believe it’s him. Stiles doesn’t forgive Derek right away.
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Head Park Ranger Stilinksi instead of Sherriff Stilinski and the Preserve is like an actual animal preserve, y'now fancy captivity. That's rest is what I can dredge up from the memory bank: Stiles is a fox and Derek is a wolf (Weres? maybe?) Possibly written from Stiles's perspective. Park Ranger Stilinski raised Stiles from a kit so he sees him as his "dad". There is a time where Stiles has to go see the vet, which of course not a happy camper about that or traveling in the animal carrier to and from.
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Stiles fic where he's kidnapped and tied to a wooden post by a kid in his basement. the kid beats him bc he thinks Void stiles killed his mom.
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Derek has been in love with Stiles since they were young, but Stiles is antisocial and hates Derek. It starts with Stiles throwing up on his skateboard outside of a party.
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Stiles applied to several colleges but didn't get accepted to any. I think the unofficial reasoning they gave was they didn't want to upset the Hales... or that Stiles was /had done something. I remember Derek being shocked/outraged but Stiles not being that shocked, just resigned.
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Stiles starts working at the same company as Scott. Derek is his boss? But the company itself is owned by the Hales and they make food for supernaturals (in the universe supernatural creatures are known) and try to only employ supernatural creatures. Stiles only gets the job because at his old one he quit after filing some big claim against the company for harassment. At one point in the story he stands up for derek against bitchy coworkers.
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Stiles is deaton’s apprentice and the hale family is alive. Deaton has to hide Stiles’ identity from the hale pack, but Derek (?) starts to get to know Stiles separately. Then something happens and stiles is revealed to be the apprentice.  
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the whole things goes through Derek’s life but there is a focus on him meeting someone a girl (she was a waitress or something similar) who looks like stiles- I think this is around the wild hunt period by might be between3a3-b and he gets with her for a bit because she looks like stiles or reminds him of someone. The leaves and comes back months later and she is pregnant, this is how he gets Eli
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sterek fic it's a short boarding school au Stiles is super excited that Derek asked him to a dance (prom? homecoming? Formal?) and talks with him about his excitement. Derek doesn't realize HE is supposed to be taking stiles so he goes with paige. Stiles eventually finds out Derek isn't coming and is sad. Turns out Danny Scott and Jackson stole Derek's black card to buy stiles the bundle of roses used to ask him out. Derek explains everything to stiles and plays him a song on the guitar.
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sterek au fic about how stiles, scott, allison etc go a 'Hale camp' and derek is being creepy (which laura highlights to them), then the kids start dying (or more like getting murdered/butchered) until it's just stiles and derek left but it turns out to be all a prank that they were pulling on stiles and this hale camp is known for doing these kinds of stuff
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Stiles wasn’t supposed to be with Derek unless he was picked to be his mate. But he ends up pregnant and gets sent to Eichen House. Jennifer Blake is a bad lady there. He meets Isaac. Derek gets a job there to break them out. Scott helps saves the Omegas when Derek gets them all out of the place.
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Derek kidnaps Stiles and takes him to the pack house but he escapes in Jackson’s Porsche and calls Lidia from a restaurant. Later it is discovered that Stiles can manipulate the mountain ash and Gerard Argent kidnaps him to force him to work for him. In fact, Stiles discovers that he can manipulate the ash by practicing with the bow with Allison.
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derek is a king/heir/leader of some kind and stiles is a prostitute/concubine. I remember stiles had an outfit he really liked but Derek riped it and later felt bad so he tried to repair it but ended up buying something new and even more fancy. Derek is married/engaged to a woman but he doesnt love her and she's jealous, to a point she steals a gifted necklace from stiles' room and frames him for something involving poison and derek's father. While Derek is gone somewhere, Stiles ends up in jail and he's newly pregnant so the woman threatens him with a forced abortion. He manages to espace, still pregnant, and raises his daughter in a small village far away. Derek looks for him and they reunite.
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Stiles and the whole lacrosse team is going for a game in a bus but then it meets with an accident. Derek and scott are there trying to help the injured. But for some reason they're late and stiles is stuck under the bus and derek tries to help him and take his pain but the paramedics also make it hard once they reach. They do take him to the hospital and melissa is there but there's a rush due to the bus crash and there being many casualties. It could be that the crash was caused by something supernatural or maybe some explosive was involved.
sterek fic where Stiles pregnant when Derek goes feral and the pack have to lock him up in Scott's basement. Stiles goes down and sleeps on a camping bed and reads this book to him and the baby every night because it's something they did before he went feral, and then one night he doesn't show up and Derek starts Howling until Scott calls Stiles to come over and he stops. And then he eventually gets less and less feral, until he can ask "mine" or something in reference to the baby.
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Stiles and Derek start a casual relationship, Derek wants more or develops feelings, and Stiles doesn't or at least is in denial. I think they are bonded in some way, either soulmates or mates or magical bond. The main scene I remember is one where Derek gets physically sick because Stiles rejects him and leaves, and Derek is being comforted by Cora or Laura
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The sheriff knows and he and stiles have like a whole underground bunker under their house and some neighbours houses. I remember some other pack parents eventually moving in and the bunker being referred to the bat cave (there was a hidden door that opened with something Batman themed).
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Derek was dating Stiles to keep him in the team  and at one point in the fic, Jackson brought it up and Stiles heard it (it happened in the locker room iifc).
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stiles saves Cora and derek is a famous actor and Cora didn’t want stiles to know because he’s a huge fan
(updated on 9/19)
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Erica turned into leaping from one element to the next
Completed object on her get-to-do listing. A brief yay! Then on to the subsequent object.
Invitations to create a joint offering. ingramer Offers from respected contacts to connect with exciting new people. Yet greater people spontaneously accomplishing out after a communicate she gave.
All incredible stuff for Erica and her business. But she was beginning to experience overwhelmed by way of it all.
When you're seeking to do loads to your business, it is able to all start to feel that matters are moving too fast. Way too fast.
It's OK! We all feel crushed at instances. Even when matters are going really well.
Overwhelm can feel like a satisfied dance that went on too long.
Or one of those tennis ball machines that goes berserk, coming out balls at frantic speed. You start to feel like you cannot probable go back them all. Even while you stop, they're nonetheless coming at you.
What do you do?
How do you juggle everything, preserve matters going, reply to awesome offers, and hold from going over the threshold at the same time? I need to give you two opportunities here: one which you've in all likelihood heard earlier than in extraordinary ways but may want to be reminded of, and a second so that it will supply you a wholly new way of looking at weigh down.
Opportunity #1: step awaayyy from the barrage.
Stepping away has the impact of taking you out of the strength of being bombarded through all the things that you could do, or stated you'll do.
It can take many forms, from looking Love Boat reruns to checking on what Mortimer, the raccoon who is been digging up your lawn, is doing to Instagram fun. Pick one that works for you.
Here's a brief listing to select from: play (with my cat, guitar), circulate (walk the dog, dance, run, pilates, yoga), watch renovation/cooking/vintage TV, be in nature (stroll, fish), be in or close to water (kayak, float, swim), change (thoughts, scenery), read, rest (in a hammock, study the view, nap), do some thing that puts you inside the second and is gratifying (photography, organize matters, gardening, concentrate to music), deep breathing, or disconnect from technology. Keep this listing handy, and upload your own.
Remind yourself that feeling beaten is a feeling, and it's going to pass.
Once you descended from your crush again to earth and experience grounded again, return to the scene of the crime, er, your complete plate, and take a look at your priorities. What's going to have the maximum impact?
This stepping away is valuable regardless of what the motive of your weigh down, whether it is overcommitting or an growth in what's coming your manner.
If you're overcommitting, test what you could delegate, or drop from your get-to-do list completely. That will reduce down on the barrage, and you may experience greater able to circulate on.
Remember I said you'll have two opportunities to have a look at your overwhelm?
Opportunity #2: let's communicate about times when it is now not just about taking on way an excessive amount of than you can do.
There will be times when things are going well, and opportunities are coming to you greater fast than you've got been experiencing them. In that case, weigh down may be about how you're feeling the momentum.
When you're in a drift of power round your work, when opportunities appear to be coming to you more and more, that's a accurate aspect, right? That's what you've got been wanting.
The issue is, you could still begin to sense beaten, even when it's all correct stuff. So what is needed in this case is a shift your perception of what is happening.
What you are experiencing is accelerated momentum. And you may certainly gradual that momentum down if it feels like it is an excessive amount of. You can set an aim that things come to you at an less difficult pace.
Or you could embrace the accelerated momentum and open to the feeling of more strength coming your way.
This is an edge-y moment. You've reached the edge of your comfort zone. You can step again from the threshold, or you could push the brink out a bit further.
As you enlarge past your previous edge, as you flow into some discomfort, you'll be expanding your comfort zone. You'll be increasing your ability for the momentum.
That extended capacity for momentum is what's going to take you to some other level for your work. Energy flows to your extended capability, and you'll have even more top notch possibilities come your way. That's how you growth your capacity for having advantageous impact.
It will still imply that you'll want to delegate, or drop items that are not as crucial off your list. And you could start to do a little matters differently. Whatever you do, you will be doing it from an empowered place, a place where you may be capable of be extra effective.
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42 Webcomics Keshet Reads
I was recently reminded that I currently read a lot of webcomics, or have done so in the past. Here’s an incomplete list, linking to the first page where i can (which will usually mean the worst art). Organized thus:  Title, Author. Genre. Format (long-format stories, short-format & single-page stories, or mixed). Description.
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, by Christopher Hastings. Comedy, Parody, Action. A man from a long line of Irish ninjas has devoted his own life to saving lives as a doctor, disappointing his family. His staff includes a sentient but non-speaking gorilla receptionist, and eventually a boy sidekick who grew a fabulous mustache out of sheer determination. Recurring threats include fast food mascots, ghosts, wizards, ghost wizards, and a disease that turns people into giant lumberjacks. Completed.
BACK, by Anthony Clark and KC Green. Comedy, Adventure, Absurdity, Weird West. Long-Format. A cowgirl comes back from the dead with no memory of who she was or how she died, and is told by a trio of “Cool Witches” that she has to bring about the end of the world—though what exactly that means remains a mystery. Consistently excellent visual storytelling from masters of sequential art; at least one WLW pairing among the characters. 
Bite Me!, by Dylan Meconis. Comedy, Horror, Historic Fiction. Long-Format. A young woman becomes a vampire amidst the chaos of the French Revolution. Featuring immortal angst, a Jewish werewolf, and sacré bleu, the chickens. Completed (website can be slow to load).
Broodhollow, by Kris Straub. Horror, Weird Fiction. Long-Format. By the creator of the original creepypasta that inspired Channel Zero. A young man abounding with neuroses and compulsions comes to a strange little town in order to settle a late relative’s estate. Themes of unreliable memories and differences of perception.
Chainsawsuit, by Kris Straub. Comedy. Short-Format. Three-panel gag comic.
ChaosLife, by A. Stiffler & K. Copeland. Slice of Life, Autobiographical. Mixed-Format. The life of a queer couple and their pets: humor, lgbt issues, mental illness (K. experiences paranoid schizophrenia), cats, and occasional puppets.
Crunchy Bunches, by Scott Warren. Comedy. Mixed-Format. Cereal mascot parody focused on snaggle-toothed feline mascot Munchy and his friends. 
Dead Winter, by Allison Shabet. Action, Horror, Comedy. Long-Format. Zombie apocalypse story with occasional partially-animated scenes, and a relatively low focus on the actual zombies. Infrequent updates, but has a Patreon with weekly content.
DRIVE, by Dave Kellet. Sci-Fi, Comedy. Long-Format. Humanity has taken to the stars, led by a second Spanish Empire that controls the secrets of FTL travel. When the crew of the Machito recover their science advisor and accidentally pick up a mysterious amnesiac alien at the same time, they become embroiled in intrigue that affects the whole of human space and beyond, caught between secret police, mind-controlling invaders, and a species dedicated to invention who have a grudge against humans.
El Goonish Shive, by Dan Shive. Adventure, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Superheroics, Slice of Life, Mad Science. Long Format. Difficult to pin down, once described as “the most squeaky-clean fetish comic online”—lots of characters undergoing fantastic transformations of their bodies. Starts out weak but gradually grew into one of the most progressive webcomics out there as the creator started to really think about the meaning of someone wanting to transform from a nerdy boy into a busty girl. I’ve said more about it, here. Significant LGBT content, including canon gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, genderfluid, and asexual characters.
Family Man, by Dylan Meconis. Historic Fiction, Horror, Romance, Libraries. Long-Format. A learned man of Jewish ancestry takes a position as a lecturer at a small Christian university in the middle of nowhere in the Germanies of the 18th century, and falls in love with the daughter of the head of the university—who has some secrets relating to her mother’s family  On hiatus as of July 2017.
Freefall, by Mark Stanley. Comedy, Sci-Fi, Furry. Long-Format. A larcenous alien and his naive robot pal living on a human colony world acquire the services of an uplifted humanoid wolf as their ship’s engineer under less-than-legal circumstances. As time goes on, the crew becomes caught up in the struggles and politics of the artificial intelligences of the colony. Binge-reading page here, colored strips here.
Girl Genius, by Phil & Kaja Foglio. Gaslamp Fantasy (Not-Steampunk), Action, Comedy, Mad Science, Alternate History. Long-format. A young woman discovers that she is the latest in a line of mad scientists including the vanished heroes of Europa as well as some of its most terrible villains.
Goblins, by Ellipsis Hana Stephens. Fantasy, RPGs, Action, Body Horror. Long-format. A tribe of goblins go from being mere MOBs to taking levels as adventurers themselves, facing ambiguity about alignment, morality, and the place of "monsters” in a world that seems to favor humanoids. Can get very gory at times. Light LGBT content including a prominent gay male character; transgender creator.
Goodbye to Halos, by Valerie Halla. Fantasy, Adventure. Long Format. Forced through a gateway to another world for her own safety, Fenic finds herself in the “run-down queer district” of a city of animal people—and spends a few years coming into own identity as a trans lesbian, forging a new life. But the reasons she was forced into this world are catching up to her, and she’ll need to turn her protective streak towards defending herself. Heavy LGBT themes; often not safe for work. The only work i can think of where a trans girl’s underwear bulge is treated as a completely nonsexual and innocent thing.
Grrl Power, by Dave Barrack. Superheroes, Sci-Fi. Long Format. Probably Not Safe For Work. Comics nerd Sydney Scoville winds up becoming a superhero herself after circumstances force her to reveal her powers and join up with an agency providing training and oversight. While consistently funny and clever with the use of powers, it can be very centered on the male gaze; the art starts out being pretty . I actually first started reading it because I recognized one of the characters from years prior when the artist was posting softcore smut to furry websites.
Guilded Age, by T. Campbell & Phil Kahn, art by John & Jason Waltrip and Erica Henderson. Fantasy, RPGs, Action, MMOs. Long-Format. A group of adventurers face off against threats to their world—such as the CEO of the company that programmed their world in the first place. Strong themes of intrigue, the nature of violence, and the concept of good and evil in fantasy settings. Completed, now running extras & side stories, including annotated repeats of the original pages.
Gunnerkrigg Court, by Tom Siddell. Fantasy, Sci-Fi. Long-Format. A young girl attends a strange boarding school specializing in matters of the supernatural and obscure, making friends with classmates, a ghost, robots, psychopomps, living shadows, fairies, and eldritch horrors in the form of silly woodland creatures while exploring the mysteries of the school and her own ancestry. Shows remarkable art progression; the style of the first storyline is unrecognizable from the present. Especially rewarding if you’re into alchemy. LGBT content, including prominent WLW characters. Warnings: unreality is a recurring theme, and there is a bit of “suicidal” fairies desperate to be reincarnated as humans. Boxbot is rubbish.
Johnny Wander, by Yuko Ota & Ananth Hirsh. Autobiographical, Fantasy, Humor, Mixed-Format. A mix of slice-of-life autobiographical pages, and short stories, including the longer format “Barbarous” and “Lucky Penny”.
Kevin & Kell, by Bill Holbrook. Comedy, Slice-of-Life, Furry. Mixed-Format. Extremely long-running strip (daily updates since September of 1995). In a world of anthropomorphic animals where predatory species can legally & without repercussions hunt & consume other species, a businesswoman wolf (Kell) and her uncommonly large rabbit husband (Kevin) make their blended family work in spite of social stigma against predator/prey relationships. Far more light-hearted than it sounds, though it often touches on social issues and drama. Light LGBT content from some minor recurring characters.
Kill Six Billion Demons, by Abbadon. Fantasy, Metaphysical, Martial Arts. Long Format. A college student’s attempt at heterosexuality is interrupted by the arrival of a legendary king of all reality. Thrust into a battle over the greatest power of all worlds, Allison faces devils, angels, and the city at the center of the 777,777 universes. It’s a lot to take in. Occasionally not safe for work. Frequent LGBT content, including WLW.
Love Me Nice, by Amanda Lafrenais. Comedy, Hollywood. Long Format. Set in a world shared by cartoon characters and ‘real’ people (think Roger Rabbit), where TV star Mac T. Monkey Jr. struggles between his irresponsible instincts and his attempts to build a life as an adult and a relationship with fellow protagonist (and manager) Claire. Some LGBT content; infrequent updates. Occasionally Not Safe For Work. 
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things, by Coelasquid. Comedy, Videogames, Parody. Mixed-Format. The staff of a temp agency for “ludicrously macho guys” tries to help the protagonists of video games, TV, and movies deal with their testosterone-addled brains in a constructive fashion. Occasional LGBT content—mostly MLM, naturally. Keep an eye out for the fluffy little velociraptors, and Mr. Fish the Gyarados. On indefinite hiatus since June of 2018.
Narbonic, by Shaenon K. Garrity. Comedy, Sci-Fi, Mad Science, Gerbils. Mixed-Format. Comp Sci. grad Dave needs a job. Helen B. Narbon, cute blonde mad scientist with a gerbil fixation, is hiring. Story arcs feature action-packed forensic linguistics, a worldwide conspiracy of guys with the same name, rodents uplifted to sentience, time travel. Some awkwardness around gender transformations, light LGBT content. Completed, with author annotations.
Nedroid Picture Diary, by Anthony Clark. Comedy, Absurdity. Short Format. Short comics that very quickly come to focus on the antics of the anomalous ursine orb Beartato and his friend/roommate Reginald, a bird who is just terrible. 
Not Drunk Enough, by Tess Stone. Supernatural, Action, Horror. Long Format. A survival horror styled webcomic by a creator with a history of exceptionally dynamic page composition and lettering. Expect lots of magnificently weird body horror.
O Human Star, by Blue Delliquanti. Roboticist Al Sterling died. Al Sterling woke up an android body mimicking his own. As he reconnects with his former partner-in-several-senses, he explores a world that remembers him as one of its greatest innovators. Major themes of identity, the definition of humanity, and gender and sexuality. LGBT themes including MLM and transgender characters. Warning for some discussion of self-harm.
Outsider, by Jim Francis. Sci-Fi. Long Format. Beautifully-illustrated science fiction story that is painfully slow to update. If you watched a lot of 80s and 90s sci-fi anime, you’ll get the vibe that this has—including its arguable weak point of being centered on a man who finds himself among an alien race dominated by warrior women. 
Patrik the Vampire, by Bree Paulsen. Supernatural, Slice-of-Life. Long Format. The unlife and history of an exceptionally awkward vampire and the mortals around him—book club, knitting, coffee shops, violent murder. Some LGBT content.
Poppy O’Possum, by I. Everett. Fantasy, Furries. Long Format. A single mother in a world of animal people where only opossums lack magic, Poppy just wants to settle down in quiet and safety with her daughter Lily. The world has other ideas—but fortunately, Poppy is mind-blowingly strong. On hiatus. Some LGBT content.
Questionable Content, by Jeph Jacques. Slice-of-Life, Comedy, Sci-Fi. Mixed-Format. Starts out focusing on indie rock fan Marten and his robotic “anthroPC” Pintsize. As the art evolves, so does the subject matter, focusing more and more on the rest of the cast and topics like the nature of personhood and identity for artificial intelligence. Eventually comes to feature significant LGBT content, including bisexual and transgender characters in the main cast.
Rae the Doe, by Olive Brinker. Comedy, Slice-of-Life. (Mostly) Short Format. If Garfield was a transgender doe and wore clothes and also there weren’t any jokes about Mondays or lasagna and the comic was constantly assumed to be autobiographical in spite of its creator frequently asserting otherwise and the comic was still genuinely funny. But otherwise just like Garfield, really.
Selkie, by Dave Warren. Sci-Fi, Slice-of-Life, Comedy, Drama. Long-Format. Former adoptee Todd becomes a father himself to a strange young girl who turns out to be a refugee from a secret underwater civilization. While the public gradually becomes aware that humans are not alone, family forms and is redefined as secrets from both Todd and Selkie’s past are revealed and dealt with, and kids confront issues of inclusion and exclusion. Also, for some reason two of the kids from Evangelion are Todd’s neighbors.
Skin Deep, by Kory Bing. Fantasy, Coming-of-Age, Monster Girls (and Boys). Michelle discovers the secret world of mythical monster people after a small medallion unlocks her own heritage as a sphinx—supposedly long-extinct, according to the other monsters. Michelle must explore who she is and her family history while also trying to avoid completely upending nonhuman society and maintaining secrets within a culture already used to the use of magical illusions and transformations. Light LGBT content.
Skin Horse, by Shaenon Garrity.  Comedy, Sci-Fi, Mad Science, Zombies, Canadians. Mixed-Format. Set in the same universe as Narbonic (see above), “Skin Horse” follows an organization of  the same name dedicated to providing social services to beings only recognized by the secret shadow government—staffed by a patchwork zombie bioweapon, a talking sled dog, a cross-dressing pansexual psychologist, and a receptionist in the form of an immobile Victorian robotic weapon of mass destruction, all overseen by a sentient swarm of bees. Frequent LGBT content.
Something*Positive, by RK Milholland. Comedy, Slice-of-Live, Parody. Mixed-Format. Very long-running comic that gradually grows from a dark and misanthropic sense of humor into a dark and misanthropic sense of humor with a warm and gooey center. Earlier comics can be pretty weak and handle many subjects very poorly (the first strip, linked above, features an abortion “joke”); gradually improves.in terms of LGBT representation to the point that it’s one of the better webcomics in that regard. I might recommend skipping ahead in the archives to the current decade (the “1937″ and “1938″ are strips flashing back to the previous generations).
Spacetrawler, by Christopher Baldwin. Sci-Fi, Comedy. Long-Format. The naive but brilliant alien race known as the Eebs are enslaved by interplanetary society at large, depending on their servile nature to maintain the high standard of technology and transportation across the void of space. A group of utterly incompetent aliens come to Earth to seek help in freeing the Eebs... and generally fuck everything up for the best with their terrible choices of sample humans. Currently in the midst of a sequel series focusing on new intrigue and antics, including a talking, murderous kangaroo.
Spinnerette, by Krakow Studios. Superheroes, Comedy, Sci-Fi. Mixed-Format. A grad student develops spider-themed superpowers—including extra arms—and attempts to navigate both concealing her transformation, and becoming a superhero in a world where super-powered vigilantes and criminals are a fact of life. Not Work-Safe due to suggestive artwork including improbably form-fitting costumes over improbably large bosoms. Recurring LGBT content.
Val & Isaac, by @tredlocity​. Sci-Fi, Fantasy,  Comedy. Mixed-Format. A space mercenary, her wizard buddy, and the cyborg fish girl who keeps all their technology functional, occasionally featuring their shapeshifting assassin friend Space Dread. Major LGBT content, including WLW and MLM, and a prominent transgender character.
Vattu, by Evan Dahm. Fantasy, Worldbuilding. Long-Format. Born to the Fluters of the grasslands, Vattu finds her traditional subsistence lifestyle torn away as a multi-species empire asserts a claim over her people’s lands. A fantasy epic with several major arcs; see also the creator’s earlier completed works Rice Boy and Order of Tales.
XKCD, by Randall Munroe. Science, Parody, Comedy. Short Format. Stick figures and scientific silliness. Make a point of checking the alt-text of each comic by moving your cursor over the strip. Early pages are much more along the lines of experimental sketches; link above directs to a random comic in the archives. Some comics are more along the lines of interactive games!
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic (YAFGC), by Rich Morris. Fantasy, Comedy, Parody. Mixed-Format. Not Work-Safe. The inhabitants of a world heavily based in Dungeons & Dragons go about their lives as monsters, humanoids, and soul-searching mixes of the two. Begins with a romance between a beholder and a goblin, gradually builds up to battles between nations and the gods themselves, while also finding time to explore family, loss and love, and whether kobolds count as sapient. Moderate LGBT content including recurring gay & bisexual characters (it’s a very large cast); new readers guide here.
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Miss Behavin’ Columbus 2019
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This past weekend was Miss Behavin’s 3rd annual event, held this year at Land Grant Brewing Company in Columbus, OH. I’m including some of my favorite shots taken by the talented Erika Gene Clark.
I got involved in working on this event about two years ago when Courtney Bryant, the main mind behind the magic, asked a few of her friends to be involved in helping out with her idea. Courtney was developing a platform where she could simultaneously celebrate females doing things that aren’t historically seen as very female while also promoting and supporting a charitable cause.
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Miss Behavin’ promotes female riders and drivers through featuring them on social media and showcasing their cars and bikes at the annual event, in hopes it will inspire and encourage other females, of any age, to aspire to anything they want, regardless of gender biases. But equally important and at the core, it promotes and benefits non-profits and charities through generous donations from local businesses that are auctioned off at the annual event.
I remember attending Miss Behavin’ on year one at Seventh Son. That year they raised $328 for Peace for Paws. I think I might have met Courtney for the first time there. By the second year, I was involved and helping with planning and building a brand. Year two was held at North High Brewing in the rain, with a silent auction and a few local vendors selling goods. Despite the weather we had a good turnout and raised $1063 for Ruling Our Experiences.
This year, our chosen benefactor was Advocating Opportunity, who provides comprehensive services to women and men who have experienced sex or labor trafficking. Trafficking is a huge problem here in Ohio, and we were pleased to be able to raise over 2k in donations thanks to all of those who attended.
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To boot, the crowd was huge and it was a rad ol’ time. I’ve never been a regular attendee to bike and car shows, but what was cool about Miss Behavin’ is that there was a little bit of everything there; from choppers to dirt bikes to vintage street cruisers and hot rods. I brought Uncle Rico out, my ’87 Ford E150 Fiesta Camper Van, with my 79’ XR 185 on the hauler, and left the doors open for folks to see my custom build. There’s something voyeuristic about watching people look at and talk about your ride with you standing there as the anonymous owner. I love seeing the reactions.
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I gave one kid the grand tour, which takes a total of five minutes and consists of turning in a circle and pointing at the stove, the spice rack, the raccoon portrait, the fishing pole holders, the convertible couch / bed, the toy van on the van dashboard, and the 80′s/90′s dirt rider mural on the fridge front. It’s a point of pride, especially when I think of three years ago when I had it stripped bare and slowly started re-building the interior, mostly from scrap and donated material. Uncle Rico is an amazing machine, but he paled in comparison to the Firebird, Boss 302 and GMC Sierra Classic staring directly at him (I see you, ladies). And then those paled in comparison to the vintage Chevy truck parked across the alley. I should have brought my Falcon, but it has a track record of breaking down at Miss Behavin…it’s done so every damn year.
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My 1990 Kawasaki KDX 200 was leaned against the brewery wall next to rows of bikes of all sorts. Choppers, vintage stock bikes, modern dirt bikes with sumo setups, dual sports, etc etc, but I was seeing so many familiar faces I barely had time to look at them. It’s inspiring to me to get to talk to other women that will rattle off every small detail about their own bikes with the same amount of enthusiasm and love that I have for mine, so my only regret from the event is not being able to spend more time doing that. Columbus has an amazing scene of female bike and car enthusiasts, and MissBehavin’ was definitely proof of the growing motorcycle community, both male and female.
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Before I got into the planning and efforts of putting on Miss Behavin, I barely knew many of the women I know now through being involved. Since year one, it’s gone from “they” to “we” and now I call them close friends; women I reach out to for things, women that I hope know they can do the same to me, women that I hope I get to ride with more this coming year. And we’ve now all watched this event grow significantly in three years time. Not only because of our efforts but also because of a community of people all willing to give something to a bigger cause. That’s what it’s all about. Through Miss Behavin’, I’ve learned that the amount of time and effort it takes to plan and execute an event like this can only be met with relentless persistence. It sometimes seems like too much to take on. Until you’re there, at the event, and can catch a moment to really look around at the people, the bikes, the cars, and my sick van ; )
Then it all makes total sense.
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If you didn’t make it this year, come out to Miss Behavin’ 2020.
And ride / drive in with your friends.
Miss Behavin’ Founder / creator: Courtney Bryant
Support Crew: Kelly Ortman, Andrea Kellett, Jennifer Marlatt, and me
Support Support Crew: Grant, Dan, Kyle, Tyler
Event Photographer (all photos seen in this post): Erica Gene Clark Photo
Donors:
Low Brow Customs
Rendevous Salon
CD 102.5
Brittney Farley
Cauldron Tattoo
Kumler Collision
The Table
Cafe Napolitana
Clawkeeper
Leslie Sharp
Turner’s Barbershop
Old Familiar Barbershop
Pinned Acupuncture and Wellness
Comune Restaurant
MiddleWest Spirits
Shoppe 815
Electric Soul Cycles
The Space Columbus
Parsons North Brewing Company
Digico
Kat Moya
Midwest Mermaid
Throttle Company
Passion Poor Taste
H&D Tools
Seel Made
Tough Luck
Vendors:
Seel Made
Throttle Company
Electric Soul Cycles
H&D Tools
Midwest Mermaid
Tough Luck
Thunderkiss Coffee
Clawkeeper
Pre-Party: by Pinned at Duecento
Event Host: Land Grant Brewing
After Party Host: Parsons North Brewing
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Sterek Crazy Rich Asians AU - Stiles is an economic professor in New York who is in love with his long-time boyfriend, Derek. Everything seems to be going well for them, until the day Derek asks Stiles to accompany him to Beacon Hills for his best friend’s wedding. Stiles agree, soon discovering that Derek is the only son of the Hale family, the richest family in California, and one of the most eligible bachelors.
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Stiles meets Derek’s best friend, Boyd, who’s getting married to his high school sweetheart, Erica, and who asked Derek to be his best man. The pre-wedding celebrations start in two days and Boyd offers for Stiles to join them at the bachelor party, but Erica begs Stiles to join her at her party. Unable to say no, Stiles agrees to join Erica and her friends on her family’s island for the weekend.
But first, Stiles has been needing to catch up with his best friend, Scott, and gets to meet Stiles’ family: his mother, Melissa, and his step-brother, Isaac. Stiles tells Scott that he’s going to meet Derek’s family that night. Scott takes one look at his best friend and asks, “Is that what you’re wearing?” Stiles looks down at himself nervously and says, “Yes? What’s wrong with it?” Scott drags him into the massive closet, rifling through the clothes and piecing together an outfit as he explains that Derek’s family is the richest family and Boyd and Erica’s wedding is the wedding of the century - the next Kate and William or Meghan and Harry.
Stiles starts to feel nervous, changing into the outfit that Scott has laid out for him. His anxiety begins to spike as Scott drives him to the Hale manor, a gorgeous building in the middle of the forest. Stiles begins to feel out of place, but all his worries wash away as he pulls up at the door to see Derek waiting for him. He steps out of the car and lets Derek pull him into his arms, kissing him sweetly.
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Derek invites Scott inside and takes Stiles to meet his mother. Instantly, Stiles knows that Derek’s mother, Talia, does not like him. She comes from a wealthy family that values honour and prestige, and it is very clear that she does not approve of Stiles.
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Stiles also meets Derek’s older sister, Laura, whose beauty is well-known all across Asia. Although she maintains a positive image to her family and society, her marriage is suffering. Jordan Parrish, her husband, is a self-made man who is looked down upon by the Hale family because he does not come from money. At the party, Laura discovers that he might be having an affair. 
Among others, Stiles also meets Derek’s little sister, Cora, and his close friend, Lydia, who keeps Stiles company when Derek is dragged aside. Lydia seems to be the most normal person there, and she quickly become friends with Scott and Stiles.
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The next morning, the parties begin. Stiles goes with Erica and her friends to her father’s island and Jackson Wittemore - one of the groom’s men who Boyd was forced to invite becasue of his family’s connections - flied Boyd, Derek, and the others out to a barge in the middle of the ocean, where he has planned a party fuelled by booze and debauchery. Others at the part begin to talk about how Stiles doesn’t fit in and Derek is about ready to pick a fight with each and every one of them when Boyd pulls him aside - taking one of the helicopters and flying somewhere quiet. While there, Boyd has to be serious, asking Derek whether he thinks Stiles is a fighter, whether he can stand up to the wolves that are the Hale family. Derek honestly doesn’t know, but he hopes so, becasue there’s a ring in his pocket and he so badly want to give it to Stiles.
Meanwhile, at Erica’s party, Stiles meets up with a woman named Kate, who begins to make Stiles panic about his relationship with Derek--making it clear that Talia would never accept him, after all, Kate is the daughter of a rich family, but Talia still didn’t approve of her and Derek. Stiles goes back to his room, bumping into Laura - who reluctantly got pulled into the party and tried her best to arrive as late as she could. They go back to his cabin to find a fish gutted on his bed with the words ‘CATCH THIS YOU GOLD DIGGING WHORE’ written on the wall. Laura is furious, ready to pick a fight with the others, but Stiles stops her, refusing to make a scene.
He and Laura stay away from the party for the rest of the weekend and Laura tells him about Jordan having an affair.
They both survive the weekend and make it back to Beacon Hills, where things only get worse. Derek’s grandmother adores Stiles - much to Talia’s dismay - and invites him and Derek over to teach him how to cook traditional meals. As they’re cooking, Stiles makes a remark about how beautiful Talia’s wedding ring is and she explains that her husband made it for her when he proposed. Later, when Talia catches Stiles on his own, she corrects herself and explains that her husband made the ring because his family refused to give him the family ring because they did not approve of Talia. Talia corners Stiles, looking straight through him as she makes it perfectly clear that he will never be enough for Derek.
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Stiles goes to see Scott, not sure what to do. Scott relays what’s happening to one of Stiles’ economic lectures on loss aversion - where you don’t play to win, you play to not lose. Scott calls in Lydia, and they go about making Stiles look amazing for Boyd and Erica’s wedding that afternoon.
Meanwhile, Laura confronts Jordan about the affair as he walks out on her. Laura is heartbroken but shows a brave face for the wedding, catching the eye of an old friend, Chris Argent.
Stiles arrives at the wedding and makes his way inside, knowing he will not be allowed to sit with Derek’s family. But he spies Boyd’s mother sitting on her own (becasue shes had reserved an entire row to herself in order to stop people pestering her), recognising her from one of her economic papers. Stiles approaches and introduces himself, telling her that he had read her paper and believes the critics to be wrong and her paper to be immensely insightful.
Boyd peers around one of the pillars, waiting aside until the ceremony begins, and tells Derek that Stiles is there. Derek says he’ll probably be sitting towards the back. Boyd calls him over and points out Stiles, sitting in the front row with Boyd’s mother, smiling and chatting. Boyd gently pats Derek’s shoulder and says, “Look like you’ve got a fighter.”
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Derek begins to feel hopeful, excited by the thought of Stiles fighting through all of this and staying with him. But it all comes crashing down when Talia pulls him and Stiles aside at the reception. She tells them that she had a private investigator look into Stiles and accuses Stiles of lying. Stiles finds out that his mother was married before and he was born from an affair she had with his father, John. Derek’s grandmother looks at Stiles and tells him that he is a nice man, but they must preserve their family’s honour and he cannot be part of their family.
Stiles, enraged and heartbroken, tells them that he wants nothing to do with their family, running away with tears streaming down his face. Talia grabs Derek’s arm, refusing to let her son chase after Stiles, but Derek pulls free, telling his mother that he loves Stiles and he’s not going to let him go. He chases after Stiles, but it’s too late; he’s gone.
Stiles drags his feet as, hours later, he makes his way down Scott’s driveway. Scott runs out, letting him come inside and giving him a place to stay for the next few days before his flight back to New York. The next day, Stiles’ phone rings, he picks it up to see Derek’s number and lets it ring until it stops. 
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The day after that, Scott comes in to say there’s a visitor for him and Stiles’ dad comes in. He explains everything, how Claudia had been married to a man who would abuse her, how she had turned to John and wanted to marry him but her husband refused to divorce her, and when they found out Claudia was pregnant, they ran away becasue they were scared that her husband would try to kill her and the baby.
John tells his son that Derek called him and explained everything that happened; it was Derek who bought him the plane ticket so he could come to Beacon Hills becasue Stiles needed him. He tells Stiles  that he wants him to talk to Derek at least once before they leave for New York. Stiles reluctantly agrees and messages Derek to meet up.
Derek meets him by the edge of the lake. Derek tries to convince Stiles to stay with him, telling Stiles that he’ll give up all the money and his family legacy -- he’ll walk away from all of it if it meant that he would be with Stiles. He gets on one knee and proposes to Stiles, but Stiles says that he can’t marry Derek. 
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Stiles makes one last call, meeting Talia at a seniors game centre. They sit down to play and Stiles tells Talia that Derek proposed to him, that he turned down the proposal, and tells Talia that she gets what she wants, but she hasn’t won. He says that he couldn’t marry Derek and be the thing that tears the family apart, but he also says that if Talia doesn’t make amends, Derek will resent her forever. Stiles gets the perfect hand, but surrenders on his last turn. As he does, he tells Talia that in the years to come when Derek marries someone she approves of and she sits watching her grandchildren play, she’ll remember that it was because Stiles stood down. Talia reveals her hand, winning the game, but as Stiles stands up, he turns over his cards to reveal the perfect hand; what would have been his victory. He walks away, leaving Talia staring at the cards.
Stiles and his dad get on the plan back to New York when Stiles hears a familiar voice call out to him. He turns to see Derek rushing down the aisle, trying to catch up with him. He starts talking about how he had planned to propose to Stiles: about how he’d take Stiles down the trail behind the manor, the one that led through the reserve to the lookout where he’d stand with Stiles and, as the sun sets, he’d get down on one knee and propose. Stiles begs him to stop, saying that it’s hard enough to walk away as is, and he doesn’t need Derek making it harder. But Derek leaps across the seats and stands in front of Stiles, and continues, “I wanted to take you to the most amazing place I know becasue you are the most amazing man I know. But I realised that I don’t need that, I just need you. So I’m asking one last time...”  He gets down on one knee and pulls out a ring. “ Stiles Stilinski, will you please marry me?” 
Stiles is about to refuse him again, tears rolling down his cheeks, when he notices the ring in his hands is strikingly familiar: it’s Talia’s ring. Realisation dawns on him and he’s lost for words.
“Yes,” his father says behind him, spurring his son on.
“Yes,” Stiles repeats.
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A look back on our 2017 publications
Romance, mystery, thrillers, erotica: Bella has it all. 2017 saw releases in all genres, with dashing debuts and ravishing returns. Here’s a look back at all of the new releases for 2017, and as a special bonus, Bella is doing a sale on many of these books this weekend, plus some debut authors from 2016. January 2017   Constellations by Meghan Diane We’re thrilled to have Meghan Diane’s debut novel, Constellations, premiering this January with Bella Books. Traveling photographer Aurora has pledged not to get involved with another woman for six months, but when Rugby player and astronomy buff Phoenix comes into her life, will Aurora be able to resist falling?   Ask, Tell by E.J. Noyes Another Bella new author debut! Set during the oppressive DADT (Don’t Ask Don’t Tell) period in the US military, Captain Sabine Fleischer is feeling the pain of serving in silence while risking her life as a surgeon in a Afghanistan combat hospital. Things get even more complicated when Sabine can’t stop thinking about Colonel Rebecca Keane, her superior officer, and her feelings of attraction may just be reciprocated.   Erased by Robbi McCoy Robbi McCoy’s newest novel is a thrilling sci-fi romance. Imagine chasing a bad guy one moment, and ending up two hundred years in the future, the next. That’s exactly what happens to police officer Dani Barsetti, who is now tasked with taking out a dangerous terrorist. Being in the future has wiped out all traces of Dani in the present, including the life she made with her wife, Gemma. Dani has two weeks before she’s sent back to the future on her mission to try and reconnect with Gemma, and possibly, just possibly fall in love all over again.   New Additions by Becky Harmon Former cop and foster parent, Cassie Thomas, is about to meet her match in foster care worker, Kathleen Masters. Well, make that Kathleen and the four teenage girls she’d like to place in Cassie’s care. Will Cassie’s quiet life at her vacation resort be turned upside down by a quartet of new family members and a possible new romance?   February 2017   Delay of Game by Tracey Richardson Niki Hartling and Eva Caruso are former Olympic hockey competitors, and lovers, torn apart by the pressures of the game. Twelve years later, the women find themselves thrust into each others lives again, now as player and rival coach. Sparks and ice will fly when these two deal with their buried feelings for each other.   Consequences by Sarah Libero   This debut novel by Sarah Libero features Emily, a closeted wife and mother, who loses her husband in what appears to be an accident. When Emily’s path crosses with Detective Kay DeLorme, an undeniable instant attraction ignites, and long hidden feelings rise to the surface. As their relationship deepens, so does Kay’s case and their decisions will have serious consequences.   Party Favors by Jaime Clevenger This choose your own adventure erotica is a must have. You find yourself at a party full of gorgeous women, and each decision you make will lead to a different sexy and sensual conclusion.   Milgrane: Embracing the Sapphire by Y.L. Wigman A massive diamond theft is at the center of this romantic thriller. Constable Taite O’Dath of the Australian Federal Police is on the international hunt for the diamonds. Could the owner of the diamonds, Sabine Zaffiro, actually be involved in the theft? And will she also steal Taite’s heart?   March 2017   Stay With Me by Sheryl Wright In this follow-up to the popular romance, Don’t Let Go, Tyler Marsh and Georgie DiNamico are back as  fiancées and business partners in the DiNamico -Phipps Company. Thinking that the drama is behind them, the couple goes about planning their wedding, but circumstances arise that could derail everything.  Lori Phipps, also a successful businesswoman, gets thrown for a loop when she meets someone unlike anyone else she’s known before. In the Company of Crocodiles by Maggie Brown  Former Australian Secret Service officer Vivian Andrews stumbles upon a body in her sleepy fishing village, and becomes embroiled in a murderous mystery. She’s recruited to help find a missing person by behavioral scientist Claire Walker, and it’s not long before the attraction between Vivian and Claire rises to the surface. But is Claire hiding something? Vivian aims to find out.   No One But You by Catherine Maorisi After the heartbreak of being left at the altar, novelist Lily Alexander is a little gun-shy about getting back into the dating scene. Enter Robin DiLuca, a sexy butch entrepreneur who is looking for fun, but not love. Of course, the instant connection between the two leads to something serious. However, when their baby is born early, Robin’s past comes back to haunt her and she flees, thinking it’s best for her love and their child. Can an encounter with a stranger bring these two back together?   Murder at Metrolina by Kate Merrill Artist Amanda Rittenhouse returns to her childhood home in North Carolina to nurse a broken heart. She rents a space in the Metrolina Tradeshow Expo, and starts to mend her own heart and her relationships with the family she left at 18. Amanda’s mom fancies herself a Nancy Drew and soon the Rittenhouse women have a major mystery on their hands.   April 2017   Speak in Winter Code by S.M. Harding S.M. Harding’s latest romantic thriller picks up after the events of I Will Meet You There and A Woman of Strong Purpose. Colonel Win Kirkland and Sheriff Sarah Pitt are recently married and looking to add to their family, but when a network of dangerous people decide to use McCrumb County as home base, Win and Sarah must spring into action to take them down.   A Secret to Tell by Ann Roberts Goldie Winner and Lambda Literary finalist Ann Roberts is back with her sixth book in the popular Ari Adams mystery series. When an attorney who is the keeper of many secrets ends up murdered, real estate agent Ari Adams and her girlfriend P.I. Molly Nelson start investigating in their own ways. There are five women in town who have a lot to hide, and will Molly and Ari be able to get to the bottom of the murder before becoming targets themselves?   Homecoming by Celeste Castro This is Celeste Castro’s debut novel with Bella! Bestselling author Dusty Del Carmen is invited to speak at a conference in her old home state of Idaho, a place fraught with many unpleasant memories. Enter Professor Morgan West, a fan of Dusty’s and her unexpected companion when the two women become trapped in a rustic cabin together. Perhaps Morgan can find a way to help Dusty finally face the pain of her past.   May 2017   Nico and Tucker by Rachel Gold In this sequel to Gold’s Just Girls, Jess Tucker is back and trying to heal from the wounds of the last year’s trauma. Nico is going through a crisis of their own, as a medical situation becomes impossible to ignore alongside pressure from their family. When Tucker and Nico get close, will Tucker be able to deal with her feelings, or will the familiar urge to run away take over?   Sawmill Springs by Gerri Hill Gerri Hill is back with a new mystery! Homicide detective Mandi Murphy thought she was getting away from her stressful life as a Houston cop by taking up in the peaceful and quaint Sawmill Springs. Same for FBI agent Kayla Dixon who took a job offer from her police chief father and hoped for a quieter life. Everything was going great until a prominent citizen of the sleepy town is murdered. Now Mandi and Kayla will have to team up to find a killer and deal with their growing attraction for one another in the process.   Choosing Love by MB Panichi Lesbian novelist/newspaper editor Amry Marasich is visiting her hometown of Northern Minnesota when she meets forestry officer Takoda Running Bear. The women are instantly drawn to one another, but Amry’s homophobic family makes it hard for her to want to return to this small town for good. Can their love survive the obstacles of intolerance and distance?   The Winder Path by Lyn Dowland Veterinarian Gillian Pembury finds refuge in a small town in Northern England. She’d all but given up hope of a social life when farmwoman Sandi Helton came in with her life displaying an intoxicating mix of strength and compassion. Danger lurks however, threatening to derail this passionate romance.   June 2017   Five Moons Rising by Lise MacTague Humanity is unaware of the secret world of supernatural creatures that live among them, and a special force of genetically engineered hunters makes sure it stays that way. When hunter Hunter Mary Alice Nolan and werewolf Ruri Samson- sworn enemies- come face to face, the unexpected happens.   Water’s Edge by Genevieve Fortin This historical romance takes readers back to the late 1800s, where Emilie Levesque and Angeline Fournier forge a bond while working together in a textile mill. That bond is what keeps them strong under the back breaking conditions of the mill, and the oppressive expectations of women during that time. The women are eventually separated but fate will bring them together once again.   Taken In by Erica Abbott CJ St. Clair thought she left the past behind her when she left Savannah for Colorado. However, CJ is forced to return to her hometown and try to solve a murder case and keep her family together at the same time. CJ’s partner Alex is also dealing with the fallout from a murder, but one that happened many years ago. Can CJ and Alex find a way through this together?   July 2017 Conference Call by various This short story anthology by twenty-eight Bella authors features stories of women who find themselves immersed in drama, romance and intrigue, all the while attending their favorite cons, conferences and events.  Conference Callis an anthology to benefit the Golden Crown Literary Society.   Moment of Weakness by KG MacGregor  After receiving an award for valor, and a career ending injury, Captain Suzann “Zann” Redeker heads back home from Afghanistan to Vermont. What Zann discovers something disturbing about the day she was injured and lost one of her team, her whole world is turned upside down. Will her partner Marleigh stand by her?   No More Pretending by Bette Hawkins  Actress Lauren Langham has her hands full with her biggest role to date — pretending to be straight. When she travels to small town Texas to shoot a new film, she meets Harper Ward and is instantly smitten. Harper mistakes Lauren’s attraction for arrogance, and when she’s hired as the director’s assistant, the two women find themselves butting heads and making sparks.   Skin in the Game by Melissa Price  In this sequel to 2015’s Steel Eyes, super spy Kenna Waverly is back and living quietly in Jamaica. She’s called back into service to help find the people behind a hack into America’s cyber security. She’s put together with a woman named Alice, who Kenna shares a past with. Along the way as they play this dangerous game, Kenna learns more about what happened to her parents, while putting her own life on the line.   In Her Eyes by Renee J. Lukas The sequel to the best-selling Hurricane Days is finally here! Rock star Adrienne Austen is ready to open up about her relationship with former Governor Robin Sanders. Since then, Robin has gone into hiding while Adrienne continues her rise to the top. But where is Robin? Was “bad girl” Adrienne involved in her disappearance?   August 2017   Fire Dancer by Micheala Lynn Having grown up sheltered, Sarah has only just begun discovering her true self. Totally uninterested in the men her family has been trying to set her up with, Sarah finds her interested piqued by a fire dancer named Jewel Black, or to her audiences, Enigma.   Visiting Hours by Tagan Shepard In Tagan Shepard’s Bella debut, we meet history professor Alison Reynolds, who has it all pretty much figured out…or so she thinks. That’s until West Coast doctor Jess comes careening into her life. At first they clash, but under all that irritation lies a pesky attraction that won’t seem to go away.   Pixie by D Jordan Redhawk This new novel by D Jordan Redhawk deals with the events started by her previous protagonist, Darkstone. With the veil between our dimension of the mystical realm finally pierced, humankind is dealing with all kinds of unexpected consequences. When Gillie flees from England and ends up in Portland, she meets Lindsay, a beautiful and kind woman with a shock of blue hair. However, falling for someone is hard enough when you aren’t being chased down by mystical creatures across an ocean.   Echo Point by Virginian Hale Another Bella debut! After the sudden death of her sister, Libby, a grieving Bron comes back to Australia to take care of her young niece, Annie. When Libby’s best friend Ally comes in to the picture, Bron can’t help but bristle at Ally’s sudden presence in her family’s life. Just when Bron thinks of taking Annie back with her to Boston, a wild fire begins raging nearby and Bron realizes just how important Ally might be to her after all.   September  2017 A Time to Speak by Riley Scott In Riley Scott’s newest, closeted Amelia Brandt’s best friend and sometimes lover is murdered in their small Texas town, and Amelia’s world is sent spinning. When LGBTQ activist Dominique Velez arrives in town to help with the healing process, Amelia is drawn to Dominique’s passion and charm. Will this stranger help Amelia finally come out and embrace herself?   Illegal Contact by Becky Harmon When security agent Jamison Krews is asked by a longtime friend to protect her little sister and Tallahassee Tigers star player, Shea Carter, Jamison can’t say no. Can Jamison earn the quarterback’s trust (and maybe more) while protecting her from people who don’t want Shea or the Tigers to succeed?   Chain Letter by Claire McNab The ninth book in the Carol Ashton series is back by popular demand. In this novel, Detective Carol Ashton is investigating the murder of a fellow officer, and finds a link to other unsolved homicides: a threatening chain letter.   A Fugitive’s Kiss by Jaime Clevenger When Aysha’s discovers a mysterious fugitive named Darin taking cover in her barn, the women’s first meeting is less than ideal. However, when Aysha is also threatened by the people after Darin, they must flee and learn to work together to defeat their pursuers.   October 2017 Turbulence by E.J. Noyes Stockbroker Isabelle Rhodes is trying to get over a broken heart, and has her first ever one-night stand. The night was amazing, but the last thing she expected the morning after was for the woman to be the new company pilot, Audrey Graham. Isabelle is determined to keep it professional, but with someone as fun and alluring as Audrey, it won’t be easy.   Vagabond Heart by Ann Roberts Contractor Quinn O’Sullivan doesn’t stay in one place too long, so when a request arrives from her recently deceased travel writer aunt, she hits Route 66 to carry out her wishes. When an injury threatens to derail the adventure, emergency room doctor Suda Singh offers to accompany Quinn on the road. A mystery woman, a couple of cats, and falling in love just might be on the map.   Bait and Switch by Blythe H. Warren When marine biologist Liv Cucinelli comes face to face with the homophobic woman who ruined her college career, she’s less than thrilled to spend an evening with her. Mira Butler has no clue of the havoc she wreaked on on Liv’s life, so when she see has a chance meeting with her, she won’t let Liv walk away. The two women will uncover their shared past, and with some forgiveness and understanding, perhaps they can find a way to be friends…or maybe even more.   Past Due and Set Up by Claire McNab Follow the investigations and adventures of Detective Carol Ashton in the newly reissued books ten and eleven of the beloved mystery series. The murder of a reproductive specialist and the hunt for a hired killer take center stage in these novels.   November 2017   The Secret Pond by Gerri Hill In this new novel by bestselling author Gerri Hill, two grieving widows find a connection with each other. After losing her family, Lindsey McDermott moves to her grandparents’ home in small town Texas to deal with her survivor’s guilt. After Hannah Larson’s husband dies, she too moves to the same Texas town. Her son Jack bonds with Lindsey, and even after he returns to school in the fall, Lindsey continues to come by and their friendship grows deeper than either of them expected.   My Forever Hero by Karen Legasy Debut author Karen Legasy transports readers to Australia with Canadian police officer Marlee Nevin. After a surfing accident nearly takes her life, Marlee is rescued by the captivating Abigail Taylor. Soon after, Abigail is framed with tampering with research at her biosystems firm, and asks Marlee to help her. Can Marlee return the favor and save Abigail this time, even as their attraction smolders beneath the surface?   The Schuyler House by Cade Haddock Strong Another Bella debut! Mattie Pearson has a big secret that she’s kept from everyone. That includes Alex Holland, a friend who Mattie longs for something more with. As Mattie’s past deeds eat away at her, she struggles with the decision to tell Alex the truth. Will her honesty cause her to lose the woman she’s falling in love with?   Under Suspicion, Death Club, and Accidental Murder by Claire McNab     Here are three more Carol Ashton re-releases by Claire McNab. We are rereleasing the entire Carol Ashton series in eBook format, and you can read books 1-14 now.   December 2017   Dreams Unspoken by RJ Layer  Cowgirl, take me away! Horse trainer Jo Marchal has returned to her Ohio hometown to try and reconnect with her family, and do a little healing herself. While there, she meets Maria West, a woman who dreams of love and family. Could these two women find what’s been missing in their lives, in each other?   Heartsick by Tracey Richardson In Richardson’s new medical drama, paramedic Angie Cullen and ER doctor Victoria Turner find out that their respective partners have been cheating…with each other. Brokenhearted at the betrayal, Angie and Victoria become unlikely allies and lean on each other. Can these women learn to trust each other enough to fall?   Lethal Care by Claire McNab with Katherine V. Forrest The long awaited conclusion of the Carol Ashton series is finally here. Detective Inspector Carol Ashton has been promoted to Chief Inspector, and finds herself in charge of two massive cases. The death of wealthy philanthropist Greta Denby and investigating officer Inspector Ian Rooke seem to be connected, and it’s up to Carol Ashton to find the links. If anyone can do it, she can.   All of these books and more are available on bellabooks.com. http://dlvr.it/Q8Dd7q
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