#and guess what happened

[thatdogmagic]

I can't feel bad for people who tried to make tumblr profitable, or turn it into Twitter 2.0. I can't feel bad for staffers that, at the end of the day, were just shitty bigot enablers.

Sorry/not sorry. NSFW artists got an extremely raw deal, so all these appeals about 'but what about the staffers!!!' flying around are very lol to me. This site tried its damndest to fuck with me and the people I care about, and went out of its way to let me know I'm not welcome.

Well, we made your site what it is, dickheads. If you're expecting anything but hostility and funny-ha-ha to the news that this place is getting ratfucked into the ground, you really need to go somewhere else.

Anyway I'm on bitchsky at the moment:

And Cohost, I guess.

[boyruggeroii]

A few hours shouldn't be enough to fuck up the progress of a week and also have weeks long consequences it's not fair

[rowanthestrange]

probably a good time to state that I am fully committed to the creation of peace between russia and ukraine, and by peace i mean russia getting the fuck out of all the land they’re attempting to steal, returning all the children and others they’ve ‘repatriated’, providing all the funds necessary to rebuild everything including the half of ukraine’s civilian energy infrastructure they’ve destroyed, and if i could magically give every ukranian a laser rifle to ensure that peace, so that russia never think of setting their jackboots across that line or any other country’s ever again, i absolutely fucking would

[pwurrz]

after farming for so many artifacts and weapon level up materials, it’s finally done. he’s… perfect 🥺🥺

[alsoanyways]

with all the times I’ve preferred my sketchier/messy pieces you’d think I’d’ve learned by now to do that all the time

[thecryptidzenith]

God, I love the art this season so much. Not just because it's fucking gorgeous, (which it is.) But. like. look at this.

The Trio of Goblin Badasses (otherwise known as the Gukgak family):

First of all. Pretty. Second of all, look at their facial features. Riz's got his dad's ears, but his mom's nose. Sklonda's jawline and Pok's dark brows. This kid is the spitting image of his parents, a perfect combo of the two. Just like Kalina said in Sophomore Year.

I Just Think It's Neat.

[beemovieerotica]

HELLO?

[useyourwordsdarling]

There’s something so attractive about being obsessed with a girl

Obsessed with the way you look, obsessed with the way you dress. The way you talk about your favorite interests. The way you smile when I praise you. When you know how badly I want you. Walking slowly to you and backing you against a wall. Kissing your lips, my hands on your waist, just to put your hands above your head and pin them to the wall. Tracing kisses around your body, around your sweet spots I memorized. Learning where you feel good, where it turns you on, where you get wet when I touch you.

Slowly undressing you and grabbing your breasts, your waist, your neck. Just every part of you that I can’t resist the urge to touch. I want you to see how much you turn me on. How much I need to be inside you, so fucking badly. I want to see your face when I lower your panties and start rubbing your clit, feeling how much of a wet mess it is. Show me how needy you get. Show me how much you love being touched this way. Whimper, moan, whine, do it all as long as you say my name during it. The one who makes you feel this way, say it when my fingers are inside you. When I pick you up and throw you in the bed.

When I get on top of you, facing you and spreading your legs, holding your hands and pressing them against the bed. Just know I wouldn’t be able to hold the urge much longer. The urge I have to shove my cock inside you, to feel how soft and tight you are. I want to feel your tight cunt around my cock. Going slowly all the way in and out of you. I want to feel every inch of you. Every inch that makes me feel so good. I want to hear your whimpers when I go faster, when you wrap your legs around me as you get pounded. As your little wet hole gets stretched, just for me. And knowing I get to claim it with each thrust, makes me want to keep fucking you until you don’t forget who owns you.

I want to feel how tighter you get when you’re about to cum, when your pussy keeps throbbing and twitching. When I get close too so you can feel how much I throb inside you, pumping my warm cum to fill you up. To then kiss your forehead and just whisper in your ear:

“You’re mine..”

[doberbutts]

Transphobes scaremonger about doctors not telling you the risks of HRT

But what my doctor didn't warn me about is that at some point your body hair reaches a level of length and fuzziness that means you need to do some amount of conditioning and brushing/combing or you will be very uncomfortable because your body hair will start to try to mat

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike learns Vanessa had dyed hair

[found-queer]

amazing how I always get what I want (smoke weed)

[tamelee]

Sasuke returned to look at the statue for a long time-

[heartorbit]

searching for a star that's still unknown to anyone!

[langernameohnebedeutung]

(x-men 97 spoilers)

Another installment of:

[egophiliac]

time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

[wardingshout]

apple season