#and hated it

[likeafantasy]

Aaron Rodgers first touchdown as a New York Jet [x]

[justdawn4]

just made the fatal error of watching a show my friend recommend. just a fun little anime with a whacky name. what even is a banana fish?

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[lunarlover12]

"I'm not a pirate, and you're going to shit in my mouth. And you, sexy rat, you're going to fuck me or do whatever weird fucking shit."

I never thought I would hear these words. Let alone over and over again. My poor boy Fabian 🤣 and Riz just gets to fucking lay down and take a nap 🤣

[arkon-z]

Me: Lunch wasn't big enough; I'm still a tiny bit hungry. Time to eat more!

My brain: Not too much. Only a snack, otherwise you're eating a meal at the wrong time.

Me: Okay, but I'm hungry and this snack isn't cutting it.

My brain: But you can't eat too much, because otherwise that's dinner and you'd be eating it at the wrong time.

Me: It's not dinner, it's another snack

My brain: WRONG. INCORRECT. We can't dinner out of order. It has to come after work, you know that.

Me: But-

My brain: we have to WAIT

[mikhailoisbaby]

[theemeraldforesthideout]

“Mainstream” alternative music news sites can feel so useless at times. I guess it’s a bit old skool using them even. I imagine the majority of people just follow the bands they like on their socials. But I can’t be bothered to set up another one just for that. I had no idea ULTRA NICHE BAND’s SINGER had left ULTRA NICHE BAND due to depression and that SUPER ESOTERIC BAND have their second album coming out in December, even though their singer is on maternity leave currently.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[jerrycummblr]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[cecebeanie]

Just here to share the Italian judo winner kissing her girlfriend after the match, in front of our fascist, homophobic, disgusting prime minister.

We won this one🏳️‍🌈

Credits to: @apriteilcervello on instagram

[soracities]

"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[arson-jellyfish69]

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[marisatomay]

People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here

[gaysexofficial]

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol