The JA books and subsequent woobification of padawan Obi-Wan have people overlooking a key fact, which is the innate ability of all 14 yr olds to immediately lock onto your deepest insecurities and fucking eviscerate you. You look at TCW Obi-Wan's bitchiness and tell me he did not have this ability but dialled up to 11 cause he's also a psychic force-sensitive.
I fully believe padawan Obi-Wan was terrorising Qui-Gon, the reason that man's always running ahead and leaving his padawan behind is because he's avoiding having to explain his life choices to the galaxy's most judgemental teenager. Initiate Obi-Wan is aggressive, padawan Obi-Wan is passive-aggressive.
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being forced to go to a fancy gala with your mom and stepdad, and of course--your step brother, patrick. wearing a long, silk dress that hugs your body. the satin material almost seems to caress your tits.
and patrick has noticed you're beautiful. he's not an idiot. he's a boy in his twenties who still wakes up with morning wood like it's clockwork.
he has been very careful around you. maybe because his dad pulled him aside after he broke up with his last girlfriend. told him he needs to be more gentlemanly. work on how he's perceived. boys who act like this don't get pretty wives and good children.
patrick never claimed to want those things, however. but he is intentional with his gaze. doesn't let his eyes linger, although they beg to.
the dress, though. it's the product of dreams. satin and emerald green and low cut but still modest. tight yet flowy where it needs to be.
patrick drinks far too much champagne. pretends to care about the surface-level conversations he's halfheartedly contributing to. is he excited about going on tour? what about college?
who fucking cares? -- is what he wants to say.
he loosens his tie and goes out back for a smoke. the air is breezy and cold for early august. it feels good in his hair. and you're out here too. looking out onto the water. your heels sit beside you, one toppled over.
"hey." patrick says from behind you.
"oh, hi pat." you turn around, leaning your back against the railing. rusted metal bars that dig into your palms.
his cigarette is limp between his lips. the flame extinguishes itself, but patrick doesn't bother to relight it.
"your dress is really nice." he says. "the color really suits you."
you look him up and down. his hair is nicely done, styled but still messy in its own regard. his tie is crooked but his suit is pressed nicely, perfectly tailored. an easy shade of black that isn't hard on the eyes. but it contrasts nicely with the hazel in his eyes.
"your get-up isn't so bad yourself. you clean up nicely."
the way you look at each other in this moment confuses you. both of you. watching the wind blow the chimes hanging from a nearby gazebo and the moon wane as your chests rise and fall. wondering if you would have ever crossed paths if not for your respective parents doing it for you. thinking about summers tangled in each others' sheets--what could have been.
but you're step siblings. and it will never be. it can't. patrick nudges his elbow against yours, and you grab onto the swell of his bicep. he walks you back inside with his suit jacket over your shoulders and you both pretend, in your own innocent way, that you can love each other, like that. for the night.
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how do u think jealous!megumi would act?👀
ooooo i love this
i know ive chatted about this before but i see him being jealous in a gatekeeping way? LMFAO like he's not jealous because he thinks someone will steal you from him, he's jealous because in his head he is the number one y/n protector, specialist, professional, etc. if the topic is you he is not only passing with flying colors but EXCELLING. he would get "y/n connoisseur" tattooed on his arm if you let him
some random is flirting with you at a bar, and he comes up to you, offering you a beer on him. and megumi is just kinda lurking behind you like "they actually prefer wine, but you wouldn't know." OR someone from work sends you flowers and he's not jealous of the act itself, he's more so snippy like "they got you daisies? you don't even like daises. i would've picked lillies." he is a big fat KNOW IT ALL
and its the best when its people you both know ????
yuuji asks him if he knows your favorite color, and megumi gets jealous. but not in a "why does he want to know their favorite color?" way, but in a "how dare he thinks im some amateur who doesn't know the love of my life's favorite color?" way. he stinks, your honor
gojo asks him how you are since he hasn't seen you in a while and megumi is like "we are fine. actually never think about me and my relationship ever again, it doesn't concern you." like OK??????? it was small talk babe????
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modern morbell college au but micah's a stinky little sleazy weed user n arthur's the guy he somehow bagged by being a sleazy dumb cat who's actually pretty smart when he wants to be.
i just want arthur to smoke weed for the first time n have a hot n very pleasant make out session w micah 😣
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