#and he loves it

[averagealienabductionenjoyer]

Always have a normal amount of feelings about the fact that Nervous has the family aspiration, wants a family, and Pascal's on his way to starting a new family when the game begins

[tippenfunkaport]

Prom theme was Under the Sea for the second year in a row and Mermista says it's going to stay that way until someone else volunteers to head up the prom committee.

[roxi-chan]

Right hand jab!

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Dragons and Ghosts prompt

Dragons and ghosts are kind of similar in that some of them can (1) look passably human, (2) be super strong, (3) use magic, (4) take hits better than humans can, (5) heal fast, (6) have obsessions, (7) change forms, (8) have deafening screams/roars, (9) fly, (10) be territorial, (11) use fighting as a form of playing, and (12) probably make attacks come out of their mouths(fire, wind, water, sound...) please note that I used the word can as there are many different types of dragons and ghosts. thank you.

What I'm saying is: Mix Dragon!Batman au with DPxDC.

Danny thinks Batman is a ghost because of multiple of the reasons listed above and tries to reach out with gifts or something as a peace offering. Ghosts don't usually become heroes, so it would be great to meet a few(or one). He doesn't know ghost culture very well, so he probably gets some help. For ghosts it's simple to gain allies, but also extremely difficult. Don't enter another ghost's haunt without permission(unless you plan on fighting them). Gifts in general can be seen as peace offerings unless it's death or obsession related(then it's a courting gift). You can't just show up and wait outside of their haunt to have a chat because it can be seen as you issuing a challenge. If you don't (a)receive an in person gift in return, or (b)an in person meeting with the other ghost in a week, you can try again.

Bruce is unsettled because the scent on the gifts smell weird. He's not the most well versed in magic (just because he's a magical creature, doesn't mean he has to be good at it) but he does know dragon culture. Don't enter someone else's territory without express permission. Gifts have meanings. (If it's shiny, they want something. If it's food, they probably want to be friends/family or to form an alliance. If it's something to add to your hoard and aren't already part of your family, then they are trying to court you. Side note: if you hoard food or shiny things, courting items mostly come in even numbers.) Always, someone is supposed to wait with the gift to explain/negotiate more minor details. Everything is always done on the same day; no waiting, no return gift or searching out the other person/dragon. He assumes a baby dragon found out about him being a dragon and is trying to remember how to contact an unfamiliar dragon. (or if you want bruce/danny: he assumes his potential suitor is unfamiliar with dragon culture and trying to learn)

The cultures overlap, so neither realize that the other isn't the same species, but they're also different enough that they do not understand what's going on.

(feel free to add or disregard anything in this prompt if you want to write something based on this)

[regsboat]

when harry’s bored he just searches the house for draco and climbs on top of him like a koala. all the thoughts go quiet in his head. and draco doesn’t even flinch anymore

[k0rnfl4ke]

Root beer root beer NOOO

First post of the year feeling good😎

[patroclusdefencesquad]

we love a girlboss!

[darkharp-tickling]

I may regret posting this, but gee whiz @something-tickly-this-way-comes should really update his bio to “lee-leaning-switch” 😏❤️💙

[nugge-is-my-duckie]

Okay hear me out. Angel as a housewife.

[stoshasaurus]

here's a digital version of that sketch of Gabriel I did that is doing numbers rn

I like the original better because of the textures, and I have NO IDEA how to render blood or metal digitally, but i decided to post this anyway because i kinda like how it turned out. tempted to add his halo and wings but I'd have to redo the shading so I might not. who knows. we'll see.

[comic-sans-chan]

Teenage Garashir is really something special. You know Julian was a crazy son of a bitch as a teen and Garak was a sarcastic stuffy little shit with his nose glued in a book. Julian obsessing over tennis and racquetball with a perpetual middle finger pointed towards his parents and Garak weeping over Cardassian Stephanie Meyer alone in his tiny bedroom while Tain throws knives at his door and Mila shouts at him to do the dishes. Julian's drooling over five different people at once and Garak's thinking hauntedly about that cute guy he had to kill last week while he mows the lawn. They both crave death, but sparks fly the second they lay eyes on each other. Garak's trying to figure out the logistics of balancing a secret agent career and an alien husband while Julian's just daydreaming about stuffing his face in his chest and suffocating. It's a shitshow and it's magnificent.

[lassolo]

Saw a post that said “am I being annoying? Babe, my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get closer to you” and my brain was like wolfstar wolfstar wolfstar wolfstar

[i-am-nanas]

“Leia…Do I look like mom?”

Luke likes to feel pretty, and he feels the prettiest while wearing his mother’s dresses

Let’s just hope Din doesn’t catch him like this or that dress is going to get ripped out of his body

[familyvideostevie]

down bad for this thread of smuty gamer!Steve. please if you're really needy (like myself) and begging for it in the middle of a round he'll ask one of his team mates to cover him with the excuse that he has to piss and really he's just muting himself and helping you get comfy under his desk

okay im not exaggerating when i say that ive been thinking about this all day. ALL DAY. emma really said it so well in her post about this but like. you come home and youre just like. keyed up, really wanna touch him, just feeling really needy and you call into the house like "steve where are you" and hes like "office" or whatever wherever his setup is and youre like aw fuck hes gaming and you walk in and hes like hey whats wrong and youre like can you mute yourself and hes like yeah sure what's up and youre like this is so stupid but i want to touch you right now like im gonna crawl out of my skin and he just blushes hes like oh ok yeah ok hold on and he goes back to his guys hes like im taking 15 guys brb and he pulls off his headset and hes like aw cmere and you just toss yourself in his lap and hes like what's up pretty girl you wanna touch me and youre like yeah i do and hes like ok well touch me and you get on your knees and obviously you blow him right then and there he tosses his sweatshirt so you can kneel on it and then its not enough its not enough at all so youre like whining and hes like okay come here and you straddle him and he slides into you still kinda soft and so sensitive after he came in your mouth and you just ride him right there and he goes on his headset one more time like "guys i --uh - i gotta go-- sorry" and theyre like ??? but youre fucking him into oblivion

[ashkii-0]

You hurt his feelings ☹️

[siriusly-the-best-bi]

Crowley is really just following around his cringe fail partner all day huh