#and he's just like 'no i actually was sold to the goesha family but it was my dad doing the selling not my mom'

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I assume hell has fanfiction, because there's some really terrifying fanfictions out there and y'know it's hell

And the Goetia Family is hell's royal family so like they're a pretty public figure

And we're all aware of how many rpf fics there are out there, y'know stuff about the players in mcyt, one direction, political figures, hockey players etc

So in hell there's probably more right?

You see where I'm going with this?

Therefore, there are probably fics about the Goetia family written in hell

And if you have fics about Y/N being sold to One Direction on earth

... you most definitely have fics about Y/N being sold to the Goetia family in Hell

Blitz was literally sold to the Goetia family

Blitz lived out a fanfiction trope