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kk1smet · 6 months

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Politician!Harry hates Mondays

#and his job #exercise restraint in dealing with him #a quick sketch to channel my frustrations because ugh monday again #kismet draws #harry james potter #my art #artists on tumblr #I have some april fool’s wips but not sure when i’ll finish them hah

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literallychemtrails · 2 years

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Day 1: The first sighting of a musical based alien. While hiking at 10:30 PM on 12/30/2022, I noticed dubstep music playing and I found a remarkable sight! A real life dragon! But on closer inspection it looked like some weird chimera than a typical Western dragon. They seemed to be communicating with a small dark purple avian alien. (Footnote 1: Most closely resembling a swan.) I tried taking a picture using my phone, but an inopportune phone call alerted them to my position. I thought I was a goner but they simply disappeared. (Footnote 2: Most likely through teleportation.) The tall muscular black draconic creature appear to be a cyborg (Footnote 3: It was hard to tell which parts which mechanic and which where biological.) and seem to make dubstep noises to communicate to the small swanlike creature. Admittedly you can't tell that's it's partly mechanical from my drawing alone. (Footnote 4: Hey I never claimed to be an artist! And this is all from my memory after all.)

#alien #music #art #my art #This would be more convincing if I had taken the damn photo.#But hey! Aliens are real people!#I was right all along!#Take that mom and dad!#Take that Mr. Smith! My annoying 4th grade science teacher wouldn't shut up about how much he hates me #And the class.#And his wife.#And his job #Well in retrospect he hated a lot of things.

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inkskinned · 4 months

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring #bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency #okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like #fanfiction authors having to write dissertations #because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol #this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person #am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''

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hemaris · 1 year

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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

#i'm sooo stressed out (accidentally did good at a job interview & have to make life choices now) but ohhh his sweet little face...#ollie

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canisalbus · 4 months

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✦ Freshly ordained ✦

#a packless dog will happily accept his collar or something like that #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #maybe you might benefit from a little bit of context in this case #Machete becomes a priest at around 20 or so #he has trained all his life for this goal #he has worked himself to the bone and sacrificed so much #because he believes it would make him respectable and worthy and give his life a purpose and meaning #he gets his very first cassock from the tailor's and it immediately fits like a second skin #for the first time ever he feels like something he wears actually makes him look kind of nice #the hard part is over it'll be smooth sailing from here on out #there's a period in Vasco's and Machete's lives where they were apart for almost a decad #they met in their late teens when they were both studying in the same university in Venice #became friends and then lovers #but had to separate when Machete graduated and Vasco dropped out #Machete was ordained as intended and Vasco followed his father into politics #they meet again unexpectedly in their early 30's thanks to their similar jobs #Machete had became a cardinal secretary of state and Vasco was a Florentine diplomat #this takes place shortly after he had lost contact with Vasco and before he reconnects with him again

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mo-mode · 9 months

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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

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yuri-puppies · 4 months

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another day, another giggling fit over this panel

he's literally behind the throne

whispering in his ear like it's his job 🤭🤭🤭

#his actual job is yaad's apprentice being a living ayda's comprehend subtext spell is his passion #labru #kabru #kabru of utaya #laios touden #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #dm hall of fame

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cloverandcrossbones · 7 months

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Laios Touden Period Cramps moodboard

[image ID: a 3x3 moodboard of alternating Dungeon Meshi manga panels and Delicious in Dungeon anime screenshots of Laios suffering from cramps and stomach pain, arranged in sequential order to show how his pain progresses. Laios is a blond tallman (human) in grey plate armor. In some images, there is a closeup of his face with a pained expression or crying, while the rest show him doubled over on the ground. In two manga panels, Laios says, "My stomach. Urrgh..." Narrative text from the other panels read, "Laios tried to say something... But overwhelming stomach pain and nausea wiped all thoughts from his mind. For an entire night, it felt like his stomach was being carved open from the inside." End ID.]

#I just find the thought that Ryoko Kui probably based his poses/pain responses on like menstrual cramps or smt really funny #Also pls go easy on me for the editing job I did all of this from my phone #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #Thanks to Livingmeatloaf for the caption!

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chowadoe · 1 month

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cowboy shadow...the dark rider...

#i mentioned on twt that shadow's a job hopper. one of his odd jobs.#shadow the hedgehog #sonic #sonic au #how cowboy shadow correlates to speedbike au. ermmmm #speedbike au #dark rider / speed star au

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mcducky1356 · 4 months

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I just watched the 1990 movie for the first time, so now I’m redrawing some scenes with the Rise boys!

#Leo is doing a really good job making sure his brother is healing #the way he’s just passed out in the tub gets me every time #scene redraw #90s tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt #rise leo #rise raph #tmnt art #I’ll probably do a few more of these

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blessyouhawkeye · 9 months

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just found out that not only has dolly parton been married for nearly 60 years to the same normie ass guy who owned a road paving business who and i quote "went to a single event before swearing off hollywood forever" but also he looked like this

and all i have to say is. good for her.

#that is frankly the dream man if you're a pop star #hot. quiet. has a job. minds his business. that's what she deserves #dolly parton

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beybuniki · 7 days

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finals season for grad student Izuku (The Lore in the tags)

#bakugo greeting deku and going bro you smell really bad and so does your room #so he forces him to take a break #hes a hypocrite tho because hes running on caffeine to keep up with his internship schedule and his mini job lmaooo #deku finds out bakugo pulls an all nighter every other night and loses his mind like bro you already have heart problemsssss #they fight over who worries more and then inko yells at them <3 #they take a nap and eat a home made meal and inko yells at bakugo again before he leaves #she better not see any monster energy cans in his car!!!!!!!#then she kisses him goodbye mwah!#also some tupperware for mitsuki #my art

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 days

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This is basically FNAF Ruin…

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf cassie #fnaf mimic #fnaf mxes #fnaf ruin #security breach #fnaf gregory #I haven’t drawn enough things for ruin #but it’s funny to think of all the moving parts in it #mxes is just trying to do his job 💀#and then this kid shows up and starts breaking things #maybe he should be less threatening looking idk #MXES has resting sinister face #cassie my beloved you went through way too much

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namespara · 9 months

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If Cazador ever commented on Astarions companions (instead of just ignoring them which ultimately leads to his downfall) he'd be pretty flabbergasted to see the durge he definitly has heard of innit

#also it'd be hella funny #imagine losing ur sacrificial lamb/rebellious son and he comes back with a paramour that has murder in his job description #get fd old man #cazador szarr #my art #durge #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #dark urge #astarion #riz'zodan #durgestarion

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egophiliac · 25 days

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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e-turn · 1 month

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again a link to translation under the cut

Публикую последнюю часть великолепной серии фанфиков "желание умереть"!!! ААААА!!! (+ маленький бонус)

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