#and i devoured them

[greykolla-art]

I was rereading Skulduggery Pleasant and realised it was a goldmine for cute Alastor & Charlie moments.👌

I’m gonna project genuine friendship onto these fuckers and you can’t stop me!

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

expanding on my au idc x

[brokenheartedcubscout]

oh you just know every trivia night announcer in santa barbara hates to see these three coming

[theology101]

I signed up for FUNNY VULTURE CONTENT, and INSTEAD I have the visceral terror knowing a child was probably murdered by her own friends and they actively murdered one of the only responsible adults

[noodles-and-tea]

Z z z …

[maybeimmac]

[dipperscavern]

Imagine cregan hearing the baby cry in the middle of the night, and he goes to the crib, shirtless with just sleeping pants on, and just hold the baby and calms them down ): father cregan is great when it’s toddlers and older but no one talks about him with babies enough <3

this went straight to my ovaries omfg. please father cregan

it’s the middle of the night and you both are exhausted. you especially, considering you gave birth only weeks ago, and your body is still recovering & takes extra rest to do so. cregan is aware of this, so when your babe begins to cry (as they always do during the hour of the wolf), it has cregan (unfortunately) shuffling you out of his hold to get up.

doesn’t even bother putting a shirt on, only in sleep pants as he’s reaching for your pup and holding them. them feeling his warm skin & small coos to “hush your mouth, (lass/lad)” because they “don’t want to wake your mother, do ya?”… and they instantly calm down :((

babies just gravitate to him. always calm/calming down when he’s around, because he’s so safe. just like how animals can tell when a person is safe, babies do the same — and they always reach out with their little hands for cregaj :(( he always obliges and cradles tjem in his giant big strong beefy thick muscled disgustingly in need of being licked clean by dipper arms

[warpedwings]

DJ and Ty. I've always thought they were cuties, they both seem like such genuinely sweet guys.

[arcadiiian]

so i just finished reading assassin's apprentice

[notebookpapers]

I see your “Cecil could survive TMA but Jon couldn’t survive Night Vale” posts and I raise you: Carlos (the dad, the myth, the legend) could survive both easily

[asparkofapricity]

y’all don’t understand,,,

i̶̧̖̹̹̖̲͕̤͇͈͑ͅ ̷̢̼̺͈̥̔̄́ñ̷̨̡̨͚͈̣̤͎̣͖̠̊̈́̌̌̄̄̑́̇ȇ̷̬̣̗̩̫̗̣͓́̒̀̈́̃̽̈́͋́̽́̓͜ͅe̷͈̮̖̤͈̮̝̬͚͉͋̏̀͛́̅̋̄̄̚͝͝d̸̫͚̣͙̺̮̯̂́́́͊͊ ̸͎̜̜̐̂̌̓̽͊̚ẗ̸̝͍̲͚̤̮̘̫̬͇̣̰́̏͑̚ŏ̶̡̞͕͇̲̖̪̝͚̞͔̭̞̄̂́͌͛̕ ̷̨͚̮̘̜̹̖̼̱̰̭͈̳̙̼̾̅͆̓̇̃̋̿̿̚͘͝d̵̦͔̻̤̈̾͆̂̀̈́ȩ̴̢̬͚̩̳̞̯͖̼̩̙̠̀͆̂͋̀̄͒̉̾͝ͅͅv̵͖̺͑̿̈́̓̿̈́͑̚o̷͕̘̣͎̙̖͂͛̈́͐̀̔u̵͎̼̬̞͋̊̀́̎̓̓̐̀̈̋͝r̶̡̻̝͈̝̦̙͕̳͖͈̥̎͌ ̵̢̨̮͈̳̻̍͋̚ṱ̷̡͚̬͓͖̩̜͍̺͈̞̘͉̿̈̓͋̇̅͑͑̕̚͘͝h̴̛͉̲͖̩̠͇̝̫͖̱̤̓̌́͑͊̄͐̈̚ę̴̭̤͋̂̒̑͌͝͠m̴̐̾̅͋̐͗͋̉̌͜,̵̛͚͕̂̍̓̓̄͛͐̕ͅ ̷̨̡͕̞͚̤͓͙͇̖̲̩͉̾̿̓͒̑͆͠ṕ̶͎̩͔̦̝̦̞̞͚̺̖ͅṟ̴̢̢̧̺̳͇̻͙̬̺̣̳͐̎̽͆̍̈̿̈͐̃͠i̸̮͚͔͍̖̩͚̙̠͈̦͙̾̈́͛̊͒̌̽͐̄̈̎͗̕ͅm̷̧̡̪̲̥͚̱̯̥͐͊̂̇̏́͋̀̌͐͘̚̕ȧ̶̠̬͓͖̣̀ͅĺ̴̬͇̹̖̳̥̜̝̲̖̫͎̂͛̉̅̒̑̉̔̾̚͝͠l̷̼̘̯͈̈̀̄͑̋͌͆̽͂͜y̸̢͈͔̳̓̀́̐̄͊͑̂̚͝,̶̧̢͔̘̱͖͈͈̦͓͒̇̏̄̾̀̀̏͜ͅ ̸̬̈̄ċ̴̢̡̰͕̱̬̻͎̙̺͉͛̓͒̾͊̏̐̄̎̂̓̚ḁ̷̢̮̺͍̟̺̘͓̫̬̅̒̊̅͜͠r̶̛̰͍̬͒̈́̊͒̉̓͋͋̂n̵̡͉̰̣̎͌̄͊̈̀͊̏̑̓̂̕̕͝a̵̟̲̜͍̹̩̗͛͒̍͗͐́̑̚̕͠͝ļ̸̼̫͎͔͔̼̱̤̬͕͔̳͉̼̄̽́͋͌́͆͑̽ļ̸̢̧̨̨̢̯̙̜̥̹̎̑̌͋̀͌͑y̸͙͚̑́̂̈́̊̅̎͘͘͝

[watchingwisteria]

im so sorry i get it now i really do, the gay angels have me shaking screaming crying at all hours of the day and night, they mean everything to me i am literally thinking about them all the time and what it would mean to love someone steadily and silently through eternity, what it would mean to love across the lines of a divine war of supposed good and evil, what it would mean to carve out a space for oneself and ones lover in no man’s land, in the grey and moral ambiguity when you were created to be black and white without blemish. god i love them so much i just

[alissssssaka]

sweet nothings

[fairsweetlonging]

the thing that sets apart hua cheng from most other devotee/worshipper-type relationships in other media is that hua cheng would actually throw himself on his knees and crawl across the floor if xie lian wanted to, he would demean himself without shame because shame comes from the perception that you have done something wrong or foolish in another's eyes, and hua cheng would never see his god's will as either, nor care for anyone's else's opinion

[tokibuns]

I'm sure ppl have pointed this out before but-

THEY HOLD HANDS. THEY FUCHCHDH HOLD HANDS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL 💚💜💚💜💚💜

SHE ALSO CLINGS ONTO HIS CHEST !!!!!!!!!

[valentiinexo]

if elriel end up being mates, i just KNOW she’s going to torture azriel when she accepts the bond by making a five course meal and forcing him sit there patiently the entire time she’s cooking it. that man is going to be in agony.