#and i go abababababa

[lillybearrie]

I haven't seen anyone else talk about this so I will

THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE I LOOK AT IT AND GO ABABABA

Icarus knows what's going on here I mean they've said several time that they know they're being manipulated but it's one thing saying you know something is happening and another to watch it happen in real time right after your brother made connections to how you used to treat someone else

Fable looks around at the changes prompting an apology from Icarus leading to Fable quickly and loudly blaming Quixis for changing thing bit in the kinda way you would blame someone for ruining your life and then the other shoe drops Fable knows damn well what day it is so he pretends to apologize for not being able to remove Quixis but then is quick to blame Centross for his failure to do so

you can see a sliver of the want to protest that Centross was protecting them that he saved their life that their best friend died valiantly protecting his family but they just don't have that kinda fight left it's not worth it and admitting that they were ever in need of saving implys a danger to be saved from and it doesn't take a genius to know how that would go over

Icarus is so tired they're fucking exhausted and sometimes when you're that tired the good fight can wait sometimes it's quicker safer and easier to just nod along and wait for them to finish whatever rant they deem it necessary for you to hear let whatever point they needed to make drive home and then go to bed because after everything even doing nothing but listen to them can be absolutely draining

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Hermaeus Mora at Miraak: "Adadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada- shut up, shut up, shut up- the fuck up- I'm Hermaeus- I don't care! I do not care! You don't understand, I came down here as a joke to have funnn! This is not- this, th- THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME! THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME! ALRIGHT?! YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME! YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS ARE FUCKIN' ANNOYING! THIS IS WHY I STAY DOWN IN APOCRYPHA, THIS IS WHY I HOARD KNOWLEDGE! I AM THE GOOD GUY! DO YOU REALIZE, I AM THE GOOD GUY HERE! I AM THE WINNER OF- OF EVERYTHING! TH- AKATOSH GOES UP AND PLAYS WITH ALL HIS LITTLE FRIENDS LIKE “Oh yeah, I'm a Dragonborn! Oh yeah, whatever fuckin' abababababa.” I GETTA TURN PEOPLE INTO SEEKERS! I GETTA TURN PEOPLE MAD WITH MY BLACK BOOKS! ALL DAY! IT'S GREAT! GIMME THOSE! YOU DON'T GET THOSE! YOU LOST YOUR STUPID LITTLE PRIVILEGES! FUCK YOU! DIPSHIT! GO TO SPACE! LOOK, I CAN DO DIS! I CAN DO DIS! ANY TIME I WANT! THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME! YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FFFFUCKING THING!"

[moonshineplaydate]

Well, as (sorta promised), here are some of my other Hazbin Hotel Age Regression headcanons! I say sort of as I most likely won’t include Sir Pentious, and I’ll just bunch him in with the other miscellaneous characters that I like! Sorry about that but regardless, let’s go on with the show!

Hazbin Hotel Age Regression Headcanons, Part 2.

Alastor, The Radio Demon

•No one really knows what his deal is, I mean, the dude’s from the 30’s, he’s like prehistoric. No one expected him to know what age regression was, let alone indulge it.

•That was until he was seen casually taking care of a regressed Niffty, playing with her in the living room of the hotel.

‘Why, of course I know what regression, how else would I be taking care of this little darling Niffty here?’

•He just left at that, he didn’t explain much, people just accepted it as a fact of life.

•From what people have seen, he’s entirely a caregiver, mostly for Niffty but sometimes watches over Charlie if he’s feeling up for it.

•He likes talking to littles, but not in the same way Charlie does, he mainly acts like he’s gossiping with her.

‘Abababababa!’

‘(Gasp), I cannot believe she said that, she really shouldn’t be talking, I wish I had her confidence.’

•Alastor doesn’t like being touched, and that stays true with littles. He has no problem grabbing them or holding them, but touching him is where the line is drawn.

•The most he’ll do is let them hold his hand if they’re scared.

•Has to be reminded not to accidentally spook the little with any of his…everything.

•Has no idea what to do if a little starts crying and just dumps them onto Husk. Or, he’ll use his microphone to play some soothing music for them, which sometimes works.

•Also, he makes the best food for his littles, I’ve always believed Alastor is an amazing cook and he can make practically anything a little wants!

•He calls littles, ‘Tiny Demons, Deerlings, Little Shadow, Princess (Charlie specific).

•Won’t really admit it but he likes taking care of littles. Even if it’s his ‘duty’ as manager of the hotel, he has a genuine liking to them.

•He’s not the safest with littles, he keeps them sheltered from most of Hell, because it’s Hell and that place sucks, but would honestly just watch if they climbed up some place high or played with a knife.

•Alastor keeps makes his shadows watch them at all times though, in case they seem like they’ll really hurt themself.

•He’ll also kill and or eat anyone who so much as makes one of his littles cry, not in front of them of course.

•No one knows if Alastor regresses or not, people are too scared to ask him, so they go to Husker but even he doesn’t know. Alastor is an enigma, after all.

Husker

•Husker is a caregiver! He never felt a need to be little, and really really took a long time to understand it.

•It took a while to wrap his head around the fact that people actually felt like a child when they were little, and weren’t just acting.

•He sort of understood it with Niffty, but really understood it with Angel. He always thought Angel was fake but could recognise that the way he acted when he was small but anything but.

•It was kinda like a moment where everything clicked for him.

•He wasn’t really interested in being a caregiver or looking after kids, by all accounts, he hates them.

•Still, Husk acts as a de facto babysitter of the hotel, especially if the littles just need some time to chill. Other people can be a liiittle hyper.

•So, Husker was stuck with a bunch of kids a lot of the time, he wasn’t exactly a fan but he didn’t hate it either.

•Once he learned how to take care of them mostly, keeping their little gear on hand (he has a bunch of bottles, juice and milk in the bar for them), giving them attention, he got the hang of it.

•He really cannot deal with tantrums though, and has to find someone else to before he ends up snapping at them which he wouldn’t want.

•He has the kind of vibe of a babysitter that’s just honest with the kids he babysits, and finds it amusing to lie to them about little things.

‘Hu-Husk, why are you a c-cat?’

‘It’s cause I ate a bunch of fur when I was alive.’

•It’s comedy gold to him.

•He never acts mean to littles, just a little blunt at times.

•Isn’t the best at handling crying but still tries, he doesn’t really do bottle feeding but he’ll do his best to calm a little down!

Niffty

•I imagine Niffty as a total regressor, I don’t think she’d be one for taking care of others!

•Her age range can be anywhere from 2-5!

•Her regression is mostly voluntary though sometimes she slips without even realising.

•She’s very hyper when she’s little, usually talking very fast and bouncing around the place!

•She loves piggy back rides, it makes her feel tall! Her favourite thing to do is get a piggy back ride off Husk and have him fly her around!

•She calls Husker ‘kitty’ when he’s regressed; Alastor’s her dada and Charlie’s her mama!

•Niffty finds Alastor more fun and prefers hanging out with him, but Charlie can be more comforting at times!

•Being taken care of by the two of them is like a dream for her, or when she gets to have play dates with a little Charlie.

•With Husker though, she finds him a bit boring but loves being able to blabber at him for hours and hours.

•She can talk fairly well when she’s a slightly bigger age but when she’s really tiny, it’s mostly babbles.

•Niffty doesn’t have that much little gear, she has this horrifying stitched together plushie that no one can really tell what it’s supposed to be, along with a red and black paci that Alastor got for her! She also has a pair of white PJ’s with light purple tints to them!

•She doesn’t really care for touch when she’s little, but she loves receiving gifts, usually sweets though; she goes absolutely insane for anything with sugar!

•Husker had to put a lock on one of cabinets as Niffty got in one time and ate half a bag of sugar.

•The one thing she hates about and gets fussy over is nap time, she always tries to weasel her way out of it and claim she’s not tired even if she’s actively fighting to stay awake.

•This usually goes on until Charlie says she’ll read her a story, or Alastor plays her some music that helps her fall asleep. After just a couple seconds of her head being on the pillow, she’ll be out like a light!

•Niffty does like nick names when regressed but she honestly couldn’t care what she’s called, even if it’s insulting she’ll think it’s a compliment!

•Still though, her caregivers stick to a couple! Alastor calls her ‘Little Darling’, Charlie calls her, ‘Sweetie’, and Husk calls her ‘Brat’.

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Whew, and that’s the main six done! It took a bit out of me, but I’m glad I got all this out of my system, it was fun to write! This doesn’t mean I’m done with Hazbin though, I still have other characters and I obviously want to write a fic at some point! Also I’m fine if you want to send in character requests for any headcanons, just keep in mind I may be busy! Thanks for reading starlights, I’ll hopefully be back soon with more cool stuff!

[oscconfessions]

*hfjone in the incomprehensible vortex*

Liam: oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

Bryce: I am so goddamn TIRED OF THIS SHOW

Amelia: I feel everything is going to be okay

Charlie: abababababa weggh bleegh hagh

Taylor: this reminds me of deltarube when Susie and Kris were falling into the dark wor-

Charlotte: Taylor please shut up I’m having a breakdown over here

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[ravenous-feast-of-love]

Haiii, bored and scrolling through your blog again!! Miss youuu. Hope your work is going wellll. And alsooo… abababababa!! ∩^ω^∩

I didn’t wanna bother you while you are busy by messaging so I am settling 4 annoying you in your inbox (T ^ T)

- 🐇

ababababbababababababababa

Work truly is a curse brought upon the mortal race. Imagine my disbelief knowing I have to put up with it too? Homework was invented to be a punishment, so take my week as endless torture!

And no worries, I love it when you ‘bother’ me. I always look forward to talking to you! I could say more, but I must keep up my image I’m afraid.

[sc-intothedarknightofthesoul]

Algol, taking a deep breath: "I'm going to kill the next person I fucking see, I swear to God!"

Kamikirimusi shows up: "Hewwo! Hi, I'm so happy to see you!"

Algol, relieved: "...Hey, oh my god! Oh my god, what's going on?"

Kamikirimusi: "Wow! I'm so happy to see you! Abababababa!"

[lesbianpikachuu]

guess what i am thinking abt.hint it is yoomtah hold me

[edgypea]

Me: I'm emotionally stunted and have a hard time maintaining romantic feelings towards people. I typically ghost people if they start showing signs of being interested in me romantically because that shit freaks me the fuck out

Also me: waaaahhh I miss my boyfriend waahh I haven't talked to him since last night waaahhh

[fruitcoops]

ahhh *le gasp*

you know what would be even better?

Pads meeting Harry for the first time 🥺😳

Thank you for suggesting this, anon! Sweater Weather credit goes to @lumosinlove!

“You okay?” Remus murmured, sliding his hand around Sirius’ waist. They had been standing on the doormat for an eternity, his hand poised to knock without actually moving. Sirius nodded. “Do you want me to do it?”

“No, I’ve got it.” He took another ten count to steel himself, then knocked carefully. The soft sound may as well have been a sonic boom in his ears.

The door opened a moment later, revealing Lily, who was wreathed in the warm light of the house. She looked tired, but the vibrancy that made her so fantastic remained. “Hey, you two. Come on in, it’s cold out there. James, they’re here!”

“Be right down!” Jams called back, his voice echoing in the staircase. A happy babbling sound followed it and Sirius froze midway through removing his scarf. “I know, buddy, it’s so exciting!”

“He’s been talking about it for days,” Lily said wryly from a million miles away. Sirius’ eyes were fixed on the stairs. “Pads, is something wrong? Do your ribs hurt?”

Pads. Pads, that’s me. “Quoi?” He shook his head after a moment as reality trickled back. “No, I’m fine. Um, there’s a baby upstairs.” Duh.

Lily’s smile held no trace of judgement. “Yeah.”

“That’s your baby. And—and James’.” His brain was short-circuiting. “Your actual child is upstairs.”

“Your actual godson is upstairs.” Lily practically glowed with happiness. “Come on, the living room is warmer.”

He fumbled to grab Remus’ hand and held it tight, doing his best to take steady breaths as they sat down on the couch. “Alright. Alright, I’m okay.”

“You’re going to be the best godfather,” Remus said, giving his hand a squeeze and kissing his wrist. His chest ached, though whether it was from his half-healed ribs or something entirely different, he wasn’t sure.

Slow footsteps came from the hall and Sirius closed his eyes. Deep breaths. Slow and steady. “Are you ready?” James asked from the doorway. He swallowed thickly and nodded.

There was a soft whine as they entered the room and Sirius opened his eyes, immediately checking for any problems. He heard Remus gasp, and then James was standing in front of him with a bundle of red blankets; there were dark shadows under his eyes and a beaming smile on his face.

“Okay, Pads, here we go.”

“I can’t,” Sirius blurted suddenly, tucking his hands under his arms. “I can’t. He’s so small. I’m going to drop him or—or squish him, or something. My palm is as big as his face, James!”

“Crazy, right? Give me your hand.” James reached out with one arm and both of them reflexively lurched forward to catch the baby. He rolled his eyes and fixed them with a patented James Potter Look. “Guys. I’ve got the kid. Sirius, give me your hand.”

His fingers trembled as he held it out and James carefully adjusted him so his arms formed a cradle against his chest. Sirius could feel his heartbeat in his ears and his throat at the same time as James leaned down; there was a brush of soft fabric, a gurgling sound, and then Sirius was holding the baby.

Harry had Lily’s eyes, and James’ nose. Sirius would swear on any holy book that the stars themselves lived in those eyes. His chubby cheeks were rosy as he stared at Sirius with an open mouth. He let out a shaking breath and Harry smiled, toothless and squishy and absolutely wonderful. A couple drops of water splashed onto his round little face. “Stop crying on the baby, Pots,” he murmured.

James huffed. “That’s not me, man.”

With more care than he would use for the greatest treasures on earth, Sirius nestled Harry into the crook of his arm and reached toward his own face—his fingers came away damp. “Oh. Sorry.”

“Don’t worry, we cried all over him at the hospital and he’s fine. Look at how he’s cuddling into your chest. That means he likes your heartbeat.”

“He’s perfect.” Harry reached two chubby hands toward his face and Sirius leaned down, tracing one finger along the unbelievably soft skin before holding his tiny, warm fist to his cheek. “Bonjour.”

“Abababababa!”

Sirius grinned. “Bonjour, Harry. I’m your godfather. And you’re perfect.”

Harry wrapped his hand around Sirius’ finger—his little palm barely made it three-quarters of the way around, but his grip was solid as Sirius tickled his chin. He squealed and Sirius laughed.

“Oh, god, they’re so cute,” Lily sniffled from her armchair. Sirius hummed his agreement, never taking his eyes off the baby. He didn’t think he ever would. “How’re you feeling, Sirius?”

“Everything. I’m feeling everything right now.” Another tear dripped down his cheek and he quickly wiped it on the shoulder of his sweater so it wouldn’t touch Harry; this baby would never have tears in his life if he could help it. “You are the most precious thing,” he said softly, just for Harry to hear. “I will never let you get hurt.”

“That’s what we all promise.” James’ voice was low and a little choked up from the seat next to him. “I wouldn’t count on it, though. Babies are surprisingly accident-prone.”

Sirius shook his head as Harry made unblinking eye contact with him. “No. Not this one.”

A warm hand curled around his shoulder as James leaned into him, reaching out to tap his baby on the nose lightly. They all laughed when he sneezed, looking shocked at the noise it made. “You’re a lucky kid, Harry. You’ve got the best godfather in the whole wide world.”

“Re, you should hold him.” Sirius finally tore his gaze away from Harry and looked at Remus, whose eyes were red-rimmed. “Woah, are you alright?”

“Fine,” Remus said hoarsely, taking a deep breath as he held his sleeve to his eye. “Totally fine. You’re both just incredible and I love you.”

“I love you, too. Hold the baby.”

“Are you sure you want to let him go?”

“You get thirty seconds before I’m stealing him back.” Sirius cracked a grin. “This is your warning.”

“I better make it count then,” Remus laughed, reaching for the blanket bundle. “Hey, kiddo.”

“Watch his head,” James reminded him as they passed the blanket bundle between them. “He has too many bones right now.”

Sirius blinked. Did I hear that right? “He has what?”

“Too many bones,” Lily repeated. She raised an eyebrow. “What, you thought I was about to shove a full human skull through my hips? Hell no, the baby needs to fold.”

“Fold?” Sirius asked, horrified. “When does he stop folding?”

“Somewhere around eighteen months.”

His jaw fell open. They were barely three weeks in, and the baby wouldn’t be safe for another year at least. “But he’s already out?”

“Mhm.”

“So he doesn’t need to fold anymore.”

“We were thinking about making a bubble wrap outfit for him.” Lily glanced over at Remus and smiled. “Aw, Re, are you okay?”

“No.” Remus’ voice was thick with tears. “Yes. I don’t know. This baby is the only thing in the whole world that matters.”

James smiled at Lily. “Hey, that’s what I said!”

She shook her head. “The nurses were getting worried, I think. He was crying more than I was.”

Remus was whispering to Harry with a small smile as the baby gnawed on his sweater cuff, and Sirius rested his chin on his shoulder. Harry’s eyes went wide again when he saw Sirius and he shrieked, lighting up with a smile. “Did you find your favorite person?” Remus asked, leaning some of his weight on Sirius’ chest. “I know, buddy, he’s the best.”

“We’re about to be outranked by the godfather,” Lily sighed. “I knew it was coming, but still. Ouch.”

“It’s cute that you think we’re giving him back,” Sirius teased, reaching down to feel the pitch-black fuzz on Harry’s head. “He’s got your hair, J.”

“I know.” James sounded absolutely thrilled.

Out of the blue, Harry’s face began turning red. His smile slipped and he began wiggling around, flailing his little fists as he let out the most eardrum-piercing, window-shattering screech Sirius had ever heard. Remus paled and Sirius went still.

“Oh, no, no, shhh,” Remus soothed, rocking him gently. “It’s okay, you’re fine, Pots what do we do?”

“He’s probably hungry.” Lily stood up and stretched her back out. “Come here, parasite.”

“Parasite?” Remus and Sirius chorused with equal degrees of offense.

“Relax, mama bear, you know I love him,” she said, rolling her eyes as she hoisted the baby out of Remus’ arms and let him curl up against her. He quieted immediately and an indescribable kind of affection covered her face. “I grew him for nine months in my belly. This little critter made me eat pickles and ice cream together.” She tickled his belly and he burbled happily. “You did! Do you know how gross that is, honeybun? Do you? Oh, mama loves you so much.”

They all stood up as she left the room, though Sirius couldn’t really place why. James wiped his hands on his jeans and turned to them with a mischievous smile. “So, what do you think? It wasn’t super clear—”

Sirius wrapped both arms around him and pulled him in for a crushing hug. “Thank you. And congratulations. But mostly thank you.”

“Love you, Sirius.”

“Love you, too, J. You are going to be the most amazing dad.”

“I meant what I said. Harry’s lucky to have you.” James squeezed him tight and stepped back to hold him at arm’s length. “Dude, I’ve got a baby!”

“You’ve got a baby!” Sirius laughed, wrapping an arm around Remus’ shoulders as well; they swayed for a moment, all laughing and all slightly in shock. It was perfect.

[settsunoie]

Jyushimatsu Episode 2 - Time machine - English translation

This was both very fun and a pain to translate, thanks to Jyushimatsu word’s plays (that I translate literaly)

Disclaimer : please don’t take my translation as any kind of shipping material, I hate all ships between the brothers. It’s just siblings being siblings

Translation under the cut~

J : A time machine !? This weird thing !? Deka : Indeed. I hit my head against a corner of a block of tofu and the idea came to my mind This way you can go to the past I would really like it if you would test it, quick climb inside J : Understood ! Deka : However, no matter what happens, you must not meet your past self J : Ehh ? Why ? Deka : It will create a time paradox, destroying the universe J : Really !? This is bad ! Deka : Anyways be careful J : Understood ! Deka : Then your destination is... J : Hmm ? What does this button ? Wah~ So loud~ ! Deka : Huh !? What's this ?! J : When I pressed the button it started shaking ! Deka : T-That's bad ! Get quickly back from there And he disappeared... J : Woooooow~ My head's spinning~ I love it~ Hahaha~ Hurts !? What...? It's pitch black. What's this place ? Guess I really slipped into the past ? ??? : Biroro~n ! Ya~y ! J : Eh...? This voice...? Here, there's a hole... ??? : *Gibberish* Ah~! Brother Choromatsu, you're hiding your erotic books~! J : Uhhhh ! M-M-M-M-Me ! And that smell... This is our attic ! So, the one I'm looking at is... My past self ! Flashback Deka : However, no matter what happens, you must not meet your past self End J : Ha !? Right. The universe might fall apart ! I have to be careful ! J of the past : Hustle, hustle ! Muscle, muscle ! Number 5, Jyshimatsu ! I can do the dolphin ! *dolphin sounds* (not very accurate imo but he's doing his best) J : Aha, ahahaha !! The past me is so funny ! Wait I should sut up ! The other me can't find out I'm here ! I shouldn't laugh like that J of the past : ...? J : (Ha !? He's looking my way !?) J of the past : ...Biron !! J : Ahahahahahaha !! What's up with this face, so funny~~! Wah ! The floor is falling ! J of the past : ......Eh ? J : ...! J of the past : W-What ? Weird. It's all dizzy... J : Euuurgh ! Disgusting ! What's happening ! What ! J of the past : Abababababa ! J : Abababababa ! Waaaaaaaaaaaah !!

Fade

Um, umm ? This place is doctor's...? Deka : Anyways be careful J from before : Understood ! J : Ah ! That's the me from before ! Deka : Then your destination is... J from before : Hmm ? What does this button ? J : Wait ! Don't push it~!

Flash

J : Ha !? This, is our house.. When I look closely, there is indeed a hole in the ceilling But, the me from before is the one that climbed into the machine. Then who is the one standing there... ... Ah, I know ! In those kind of situation, I can ask advice from that person ! Hello, it's Jyushimatsu ! It's sudden but I'm in a time slip. What can I do ?

Choice time

-Try making a funny face (+Ichi/+Jyushi) -Why not close up the hole in the ceilling ? (+Kara/+Choro) -Leave the room (+Oso/+Todo)

Try making a funny face J : Hustle, hustle ! Muscle, muscle ! Good morninget 463 ! Thanks extra-large, goodbye homerun (it's a bunch a word's plays) Boeh !! ..!? It came from the attic...! By any chance...! I : ...What's this ? J : Eh ? Brother Ichimatsu ? Why are you there ? I : You said that you went up and watched the room through a hole in the floor J : Is that so ? Wait a sec, that was probably the me from that time... I : ...What do you mean ? J : Hm ? But if that was the case why the me at that time did that ? Aha~~ I don't understand anymore !! Deka : It's terrible~! J : Ah ! Doctor Dekapan ! Deka : It's a disaster~ I : I understand what terrible means but it's about what ? Deka : The principle of causality has crumbled, in this timeline there is now 14 Jyushimatsus ! I : Wha...? Deka : 12 has already returned to their respective timelines That's why we have to send one back to stop the destruction of the universe Understood ! Let's hurry and find him, doctor Dekapan ! I'm going to look around the park ! Deka : Aaah ! Don't look after him~! I : ...Eh, what ? What was that ?

J : Ah ! There he is ! Found him doctor Dekapan~~~! Deka :...! At this moment, the universe fell apart...

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Why not close up the hole in the ceilling ? J : Hei ! Doryaaa !! Aah~! This tissue won't fit in the hole~~! K : What's up ? You got troubles brother ? J : Brother Karamatsu ! Can you become a horse for a sec ! K : W-What do you mean ? J : Get on all fours here ! K : Haa !? W-What are you saying !? J : I want to put this tissue in the hole in the celling ! K : I-I see. That was about that. Alright. I will be your stool Jump on brother ! Climb on ! J : Here I goooo ! Doon !! K : Arghh !? M-my back...! W-Well...? Can you reach it !? J : A little more... Just a little more Waaah !! I'm falling~~~! K : Arghhh ! It huuurts !! C : Man you sure are loud. What the hell are you doing ? Eh ? What's this ? K : Choromatsu...? Ahhh ! That's ! Did it fall because of the sudden shock ? C : That reaction... Is it one of your porno magazine ? K : No, t-that's not ! It's, for emergencies ! C : A porno magazine for emergencies you say... J : There are also Totty's in the closet ~! K : Wha-! Do you know all of our hiding spots ? J : Aha, ahahaha K : I get it now ! That's why you were trying to clog the hole on the ceilling ! C : I see. Jyushimatsu is hiding his under the roof J : Ehh ? Wrong, that's wrong ! C : It's sus that you deny it so strongly~ K : Well, let's see J : Ha !? (Maybe the me from before is still inder the roof...) (If that's so, surely like before the universe will...) Wait ! If you go there the universe will fall apart ! C : What ? K : What again ? You have such porno magazines you don't want us to find ? J : Ha !? C : Right now, did a sound came from the attic !? K : It's like something is there ! J : Hey Jyushimatsu ! What in the world are you hiding up there !? J : That's... (I can't. They would never understand that there is one more me) (If I tried to explain it they will be shocked) (But if I keep my mouth shut, at this rythm they will found out what's hiding...) Pchhit~ K : Wow, there is smoke coming out of Jyushimatsu's head !? C : K-Karamatsu...! The a-attic ! Look ! K : What's going on brother !? Ha...! (Choromatsu and I saw something, that was...) (Piled up in the attic, hundreds of billions Jyushimatsus...)

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Leave the room J : That's right. I have to get out of there ! O : Oh Jyushimatsu. At the right moment T : Want to play Mah-jong with us ? We're searching for one last playmate J : Okay I'm down for it. Since I'm by myself O : Hm~? The usual Jyushimatsu would be more enthusiast T : If you don't wanna then we won't enjoy ourselves as much. What's up ? J : The thing is, I have a baseball match with my trade partner...I have to go soon O : Nah, what a sec. There is no way T : You don't even run a buisness J : I-I have to go otherwise our general meeting of stockholders won't start ! T : Which important position is it ? O : Lying is very ugly you know~? J : Uhh... Waaaah !! T : Ah, he suddendly collapsed O : Is he playing dead ? Let's tickle him Here ya go. Tickle tickle tickle tickle~ J : Pff...P-Pff. Ahahahahahahaha !! (What can I do now~!?) Waaaaaaaaah !! O : Uh !? Jyushimatsu jumped out of the window !?

J : Uhh...hurts... O : Eh...Jyushimatsu ? W-What in the world !? T : It's the unchanging Jyushimatsu mystery~ J :  What are you two talking about in there ? But I managed to go out. I won~! Hustle, hustle ! Muscle, muscle ! ??? : Hustle, hustle ! Muscle, muscle ! J : Ehh ? Was was that voice ? Is it behind me...!? Another J : Eh, This voice is...? J : Ah, ah...! Don't turn back~~~!

Flash

J : Hah !? Ehh...? This is under our roof ? Why I am here... What was i doing ? Hmmm... I can remember Anyways let's go down... O : Eh...Jyushimatsu ? W-What in the world !? T : It's the unchanging Jyushimatsu mystery~ J : Big bro, Todomatsu...? Sopmething's wrong ? O : No nothing... J : (What a weird bunch of brothers...) (Ah, that said, today doctor Dekapan wanted to show me a new invention) Then, I'm out O : Ah, is that so...

Ahh~ The weather is so nice today Hustle, hustle ! Muscle, muscle ! ??? : Ehh ? Was was that voice ? J from before : Is it behind me...!? J : Eh, This voice is...? J from before : Ah, ah...! Don't turn back~~~!

[vampiricvittles]

I don't know why but I've been constantly going 'abababababa' tonight. I'm so easily amused.

[lillybearrie]

*walks up to mic* Dick Grayson *scurries away*

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Salem at Cinder: "Adadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada- shut up, shut up, shut up- the fuck up- I'm Sal- I don't care! I do not care! You don't understand, I came down here as a joke to have funnn! This is not- this, th- THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME! THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME! ALRIGHT?! YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME! YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS ARE FUCKIN' ANNOYING! THIS IS WHY I STAY DOWN IN MONSTRA, THIS IS WHY I CREATE GRIMM! I AM THE GOOD GUY! DO YOU REALIZE, I AM THE GOOD GUY HERE! I AM THE WINNER OF- OF EVERYTHING! TH- OZMA GOES UP AND PLAYS WITH ALL HIS LITTLE FRIENDS LIKE “Oh yeah, I'm gonna save Remnant! Oh yeah, whatever fuckin' abababababa.” I GETTA KILL PEOPLE! I GETTA TURN PEOPLE INTO GRIMM! ALL DAY! IT'S GREAT! GIMME THOSE! YOU DON'T GET THOSE! YOU LOST YOUR STUPID LITTLE PRIVILEGES! FUCK YOU! DIPSHIT! GO TO SPACE! LOOK, I CAN DO DIS! I CAN DO DIS! ANY TIME I WANT! THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME! YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FFFFUCKING THING!"

[gotmilk5101520]

Miraculous Ladybug Rewatch Episode 69 Stormy Weather 2

It’s recap time.

“Once a villain, always a villain!” Umm...

“Well, you will never change, Marinette Dupain-Cheng. You'll always be Adri-dumb...I mean, Adri-bummed abababababa lame!” “It really took you 3 seasons to realize that i’m in love with Adrien?” “Shut up”

“And you, Alya Cesaire. You still haven't found out who Ladybug is, right? Well, you two are made for each other! You're both just as clueless as the other. And you Nino... Actually i have nothing to say to you”

“Every day we see each other and I hope that you'll be mine, together our love could be so true, please will you be my valentine?“

“It's so beautiful. But I'll never know what he thinks of me, or who this poem he wrote was meant for” It was meant for you.

“You've changed a lot since the beginning of the year and since you first met Adrien!”

“You're right! I have changed. I got more and more clumsy since I met him!” It’s only cause he’s Chat Noir.

“What about the time you practiced for the video game competition? Right here in your bedroom!“ Ah yes from my favorite episode in season 1

“Adrien has become a true friend!”

“Adrien's become a friend who I can talk to about anything” He’s just a friend.

“Nathalie, here are the plans for the next episodes”

“In tomorrow’s episode i will akumatize Kagami’s mom, then in the episode after that we meet an akuma from the future, then the next episode i will go to Tokyo” “Wait really?” “Of course not Nathalie. I will pretend to go to Japan, but i’m really here at home taking care of my butterflies”

“Now i know what you’re thinking. “Nathalie, how did you ended up in this situation?” Well to be honest it’s a really long story and i don’t want to explain it. So let’s move on”

“As I've watched Emilie  falling deeper into an endless sleep, my sadness for her has deepened, too” Is Emilie dead or not?

“I feel a strong negative emotion”

“I have to tell you how amazing this photoshoot was, Dad” “Oh shhhhiiiitttt!!!!!”

“Is father finally going to do something about the basement corpse?” “Hopefully yes”

“This negative emotion I'm feeling… it's familiar”

“Maybe it's your son’s emotion. You should spend more time with him” “Don’t tell me things i should be doing as a father!”

“Nooroo, Angry Moth Noises!”

“What if Nooroo is right? Am I taking too many risks?”

“Nah”

“And for once, his birthday gift to me was amazing” Yeah... Hahaha...

“Your father's like one of those wheels of cheese with a very thick rind”

“Once you manage to sink your teeth into it, you realize it's all soft inside”

“Or slightly rotten” Pretty sure rotten.

“It's not me! I swear I didn't use my Cataclysm!” This time?

“What is that?” That’s California my boy.

“Probably. But don't worry, kitty. We're not gonna let her rain on Paris' parade”

“Hey! Was that a pun I heard, my lady?”

“Yep. A little change is good, don't you think?”

“I love that girl!” *Screams in Ladynoir*

“Stormy Weather seems way stronger than the first time around”

“And it's that brat Chloe's fault again. Actually it’s been a while since she caused an akuma. Actually she hasn’t caused a lot of akumas since season 2 started”

“It's weird to think of it, but if it wasn't for Hawkmoth, you and I might not be here right now”

“Actually it's thanks to Ladybug we're together” “Oh yeah. She locked us in a cage”

“Trixx, What Does The Fox Say!”

“Wayzz, Calabanga!”

“I suspected you’re Carapace from the very beginning” But not that Marinette is Ladybug or Adrien being Chat Noir?

#LetDjwifikiss

“Nobody's nicer than me” Are you sure about that?

“Yep. That’s us. You’re probably wondering how we got here”

So apparently this is the only season 3 episode in this recap.

“We've learned to trust each other”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don’t show this!”

“These are memories from my pov!”

“Don’t go showing Chat Noir’s identity!”

“After all, we've been through a lot together. We're not gonna let Stormy Weather defeat us, right, kitty?”

“As usual, I completely agree with you, Bugaboo”

*Screams in Ladynoir again*

“The further the Earth moves away from the Sun, the colder the temperatures will get”

“You're outside right now, Clara. How’s it going?”

“We're down to minus 40 degrees Celsius, Nadja. It's getting very difficult but Ladybug and Chat Noir have donned their specialized suits, so they can battle Stormy Weather on an equal playing field”

“Ice-bug just called up her Lucky Charm. She’s got a small object - it looks like a pencil. What’s she going to do with that?”

“Chat Noir is holding up a copy machine”

“I can't see much, but it- it looks like Ladybug is making a photocopy”

“Whoa! That was a huge flash!”

“Wait, Stormy Weather has been defeated!”

You know watching all season 3 episodes in the right order really makes me see Stormy Weather 2 in a whole new light. They keep talking about change and they’re right. After this episode there are a lot of changes and revelations. The episodes after this are huge game changer. If season 3 airing wasn’t a mess, then i’m sure some people would agree. Also how come no one in the fandom thought to make a comic or fan fic about the fight? I want to know what the copy machine was for!

“You tell him it's from Marinette, his friend from school, and that I did it as a friend to help him, okay?” She’s just a friend.

“Umm... I can still see you, you know?”

“Your friend from school, Marinette, just brought you these lessons you missed today”

“She copied them out for you by hand; she wanted me to tell you she did it for you as a friend to help you. Nothing more than a friend. She’s just a friend after all. A friend, nothing more and nothing less” “Okay Nathalie, i get it”

“See you tomorrow at school. Love, your friend, Marinette”

“I'd never noticed, Marinette's writing”

“Of course, it couldn't have been from Ladybug. It had to have been from someone at school, but Marinette?” Actually it was from Ladybug.

“No, Marinette couldn't possibly be in love with me, she's just a friend who loves fashion” *Rage in French*

“Besides, there's Luka”

“What about Luka?” “Well his writing could be-” “You didn’t even met at that point!”

Hehe. This was also episode 69 Nice.

Let’s make some new friends.

[italicwatches]

Comic Girls - Episode 10

Oh my god I finally have all this healthcare bullshit sorted out and appointments re-made. I can fucking breathe. So what’s happening now? Well, anime, of course. It’s Comic Girls, episode 10! Here we GO!

-We begin with…Those aren’t lilies. Oh shit it’s winter. The Christmas season, even, and Ririka has gotten a Christmas tree for the dorm! And gotten out decorations! Oh my god I’d fight someone for winter chill right now. Meanwhile…Ruki is being sad in the snow, because she dramatically hates Christmas?! Oh no!

-Opening! There’s the lilies.

-So a tired Tsubasa comes padding down the stairs and finds a very well decorated Christmas tree. …What day is it today? The 22nd. Of December. Right, right, December…Haaave you two seen Ruki?

-She’s… been standing dramatically outside of the dorm all morning. And now she’s pacing. It’s kind of weird. So Tsubasa goes out to talk to her and I’m just saying, Ruki gets awfully blushy at Tsubasa calling out to her with “Hey pretty lady”. …Now get back to work. And Ruki has a freakout because yes, ultimately the reason she dislikes Christmas is because it’s a romantic day and she’s an erotic manga artist with no lover. Tsubasa even made a handy graph to show the way these romantic days fuck with Ruki’s motivation.

-See also when she completes a page of her manuscript to prove she’s not all screwed up inside, and yet she gets jealous of her own character.

-Is it weird that the most unbelievable part in all of this is Ruki insisting she wants a boyfriend? And not a small pink moeblob? So Koyume and Kaos try to perk her up and, Koyume’s attempt doesn’t work because you have a solid crush you spend all your time around! And Kaos reminds Ruki of her fan-letters, a perfect motivator to fill her with love! …Except they just remind her that she’s got nobody to be romantic with. Wow this is the worst Tsubasa has ever seen her.

-Okay, new plan! Why don’t they all help Tsubasa on the next chapter of The Dark Hero? Some battle manga will be a great change of pace! …But the chapter she’s working on has the eponymous hero being very cutely tsundere to the princess and Ruki breaks.

-The next day! Ruki has come to Suzu for desperate help, and Suzu is entirely happy to continue to let Ruki cling to her, as they talk about the unusual pressures of erotic and horror manga and the lonely lives they have to lead…Though Suzu is more…Shall we say…Motivated, than Ruki. And finally she leaves, trying to push herself to get back to work…

-When she finds the room empty? And dark? Completely—

-And the lights come on and poppers go off! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Ruki! Congratulations on turning six…teen…Wait huddle. She’s only sixteen? She was only fifteen a minute ago? Tsu could have sworn she was around 24. (YOU WENT TO ELEMENTARY AND MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH HER.) They even made her a cake with Ririka’s help! And, presents!

-A giant version of her favorite plush, and a massage pillow, and…And Kaos panics because she erred on her gift choice. Calm yourself, Kaos! So what is it? It’s a cosplay outfit of Kaos’s favorite idol who is also a tall, graceful, purple-haired onee-sama type. I suddenly realize this long string of nonsense words is what normal people hear when I talk about anime.

-Also it’s the special Christmas outfit and…Kaos. Kaos please dial it in. But Ruki also soaks up all the praise and attention like a sponge, which Kaos is more than willing to provide.

-Until, finally, it’s…Actually well past Christmas. It’s in fact the end of the year, and everyone’s going back home to celebrate New Years with their family(and give Ririka an actual few days off from the life of a landlady and dorm matron). The good news is that Ruki is pulling back from the depths, but also Kaos realizes she hasn’t told her mom she’s coming back. Oh dear, she should…

-The answering machine gets it and she’s on vacation in Hawaii with her beloved husband and stacks of manga. And looking at her mom, who basically looks like if you put real human legs on our little moeblob…A lot of pieces of how Kaos came to be the sort of person she is suddenly fell into place.

-Of course Kaos has a panic and is off in depression land. Though now everyone’s trying to figure out where they can put a Kaos. Koyume wants to take her home, but Koyume’s family is planning a trip. Ruki would do it, but her house lacks a guest room and her little sister is going through an angry, shouty puberty. …Tsubasa? Not happening. So Kaos decides to just find all of her humanity in her favorite bishoujo figurines. The gang’s all here dot gif

-Fine, FINE, you’re coming with Tsubasa. They get to the train station, and Tsubasa in her warmest cosplay cloak, steps into the bathroom…And out comes an entirely normal looking teenage girl?! TSUBASA IS THAT YOU?! …Speak nothing of what you’re going to see, Kaos. Tell no one anything of this week. That is the price you will pay for room and board.

-Hard cut to…Does Tsubasa live in a castle??? Is she a princess?!

-SHE”S A FUCKING PRINCESS

-ababababa

-With LOVING PARENTS?!!!

-AND EVEN THE STAFF LOVE HER?!

-HOW

-WHY

-WHEN

-WHAT

-WHERE

-WHO

-ABABABABABA

-Yeah Kaos I feel your broken brain. And it turns out that Tsubasa is also a…trained pianist…? Except she’s doing rough. …Tsubasa what’s going on here? And that’s when Ruki races in at FULL FORCE. She got here so intensely that she left tire streaks on the stone walkway from her bike.

-And she’s here to cover for Tsubasa. Which at least means this is Tsubasa’s actual family and she’s not pulling some identity theft. She’s just lying about where she’s going to school and what she’s doing there and she’s forced Ruki to help in the lie. Also Tsubasa has no good photos…But Ruki photoshopped some! YES!

-Oh god why did we let Ruki do the photoshopping

-Also it turns out that Tsubasa is operating under an agreement with her mother to keep her grades up to the tip top and if she was just drawing manga all the time, she’d get dragged back here into the abyss. …Oh. Oh dear. Tsubasa is panicking so bad she turns into a Konosuba character and screenshot found. Click. Her mother is like a great demon lord.

-So it all comes out in Tsubasa’s room, how Tsubasa owes her entire life so far to Ruki and her help was enough to smuggle Tsubasa out of this place and into the dorm but under tons of conditions…RUKI YOU SAVED HER and now she’s all clingy and Kaos please dial in the thirst this is serious.

-Episode 10: It’s Not Fair That Michiru Gets All The Love

-New Year’s day! Tsubasa is in full proper dress and behavior and Kaos doesn’t know what to do. All the proper behavior is coming back out and Kaos is very confused. It’s like the Tsubasa she knows is slipping away! (More that she’s carefully boxed that Tsubasa up and hidden it in the crawlspace.) And Kaos has to draw the true Tsubasa back out of the crawlspace! FOCUS, woman, the fans need their Dark Hero! Also if you don’t draw your manga she’s gonna send this picture of you sleeping cutely to Koyume. NEVERRRRR DELETE DELETE DELETE

-To the girls all getting together at a shrine, with Koyume wishing she could have seen the photo, and Tsubasa being able to loosen up a little here. She’s still all very proper because it’s a New Year’s shrine, but she is able to at least dress like a proper prince instead of a pretty little princess. So with prayers done, it’s time for fortunes…Where Kaos gets literally the worst luck possible. And then her whole day goes wrong at the shrine.

-By the time they’re wrapping up, she’s feeling dead inside, as they decide to fight all this with a good luck charm! Now breathe, breathe! Back to the dorm, where…Is that smoke? OH GOD IS THE DORM ON FIRE?!

-No, Ririka just set up a little campfire out back to do some traditionally roasted sweet potatoes. She does it every year. It’s also the time to do a big cleaning session and gather up all the sketches and storyboards that aren’t worth keeping. Tsubasa is very hesitant to ever give up her sketches to the flames. Ruki, to contrast, shreds her shit the instant her publisher has a copy tied only to her pen name. You never know what could happen. She could get hit by a bus tomorrow, and she needs to be damn sure nobody ever realizes she was drawing porn! Ruki that’s a bit much.

-But then Tsubasa points out that the records of her sending those manuscripts in are going to last forever and a day in corporate vaults. You will never be free!

-And Koyume is willing to burn it all in trade for the sweet potatoes. Also Suzu is here to be spooky. As per usual. And damn, there’s some heavy stuff in those rejects…When Kaos sees a page she can’t bear to burn! You all stay here and save your valuable prizes! She’s going to gather up all of her rejects.

-She…has a lot. And as she starts to pour things in, the girls are looking over what’s still to go in. Oh god this sucks. But they’re also seeing quite a lot of potential in a lot of these. There’s meat here worth coming back to.

-But finally, the sweet potatoes are done! And they’re delicious. And for just a moment, everyone can relax, and put the troubles of the past and future aside…

-Credits!

So that whole Tsubasa part was bananas.

And I did not get nearly as much Rukaos as I was expecting. This is unfortunate. Perhaps we’ll get some next time, in episode ELEVEN of Comic Girls! Wait for it!

[lillybearrie]

All that yelling was cathartic to watch they have all been hurt by fable and letting them all say their piece uninterrupted until they said all they needed to Being able to confront the man who has delt out so much pain and abuse was so important for all the characters