There’s nothing wrong with you.
How dare u assume im touch starved its true but still
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
* Adding a note because I FEEL yall's frustration.
I feel similar to the way you feel when someone uses the word "casted" instead of "cast" when someone is cast in a show, for example...
So...
I PROMISE I never said it aloud.
It is indeed "Meyet" said in almost one syllable, with a French roll of the tongue in the middle.
TODAY I LEARNED.
It means Crumb.
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reblog to give more people the chance for one last boop!
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“no one will notice if you stop posting/talking/texting/etc” is the mind killer. it is the evil. it is the little childhood version of myself who feels so insignificant and unwanted but she IS wanted. I am wanted and loved and noticed even if I can’t see it right now
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
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