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ROZE: Dave, we were sort of 'n tha mizziddle of sum-m sum-m hizzle. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.
DAVE: 'n tha middle of whizzat
ROZE: A sizzles of heartfelt convizzles of a personal nizzle.
DIZZAVE: oh
DAVE: i guess im 'n tha middle of thoze now too
DAVE: im feel'n heartfelt as fuck somebody bone me up on tha shit
ROSE: One cizzle simply be boned up on shiznit sizzle as dis. You hizzy ta be there. It dont stop till the wheels fall off.
DIZZAY: C-to-tha-izzome on
ROZE so jus' chill: Wizards, Problizzles, Feelings. It was yo' standard tizzy of twizzo estrange' mutual shot calla.
ROZE: Any qizzles?
DIZZLE fo' sho': yes lots
ROZE: Ok.
ROZE: Cizzy you maybe sizzy ova T-H-to-tha-izzere fo` a wizzy n wrizzay them all dizzown?
DAVE dogg: um
KANAYA like old skool shit: Roze Dis Accumulation Of Thugz Be Com'n Dangerously Cloze Ta Whizzay Yo' Cultizzle M-to-tha-izzight Process As A Humizzle Familial Unit
KANAYA: Dis Is A Foreign Idizzle Ta Me N Probizzle A Private Matta Ta You So I Think I Will Leave You All Alone N Go Rap Ta Some Trolls
KANAYA: Persizzle I Think You Should Welcome Dave Into Tha Fold Of Yo' Poignant Wizard Reverie
KANAYA: From Mah Cultural Point Of Vizziew At Least He Has As Much Claim Ta A Senze Of Ancestral Connection Ta Yo' Poser As You
KANAYA with my forty-fo' mag: Sizzy You Everybizzle
DIZZY paper'd up: yeah dawg kanaya ta tha rescue wit smizzle shizzit ta say as usual
ROZE: Uttizzle destroyed again, by ha superizzle senze of rizzle n decorum fo gettin yo pimp on.
ROZE: Though I do wonda if ha perspective would be differizzle if she'd eva had to manage relations witta "twizzle brotha".
DAVE: Anotha dogg house production. ok but who cares 'bout T-H-to-tha-izzat
DAVE: so roze
DIZZY, ya feel me? its our mom
DAVE: hizzey mom
ROXY: hi!!!
DAVE droppin hits: well not mizzle
DIZZY: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. yo' actual nizzay instead of that i gizzuess
DAVE: roxy i think THINK u think right
RIZZLE so jus' chill: mizzy ok tizzoo tho
DIZZAVE: i diznunno tizzy might be weird
DAVE: call'n you that all tha tizzay
DAVE: rose would T-H-to-tha-izzat be weird
ROZE ta help you tap dat ass: It would probably git a shawty weird. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.
DAVE: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. so mizzy
DAVE: im jizzay go'n ta jizzle right into tha fuckin fry'n pan hizzy
DIZZLE: lizzike tape off a no bizzle zizzle fo` a wizzy
DAVE: if thats ok
ROXY: a frying piznan 'n tha no bullshit zizzle??
ROXY: siznounds intizzle
ROXY: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. whizno be mann'n dis pan n who gave him clearance fiznor tha no bs zone
DAVE: captain Serizzles be at tizzy pan n he gots the go-aheezee frizzom lieizzle Dizzy Fuckarizzle of tha Heartattack Armada
ROXY: isnt lieutenant a motherfucka rank than captain
ROXY: who pizzy dis diznude 'n charge of such an important pan
DAVE: um i diznont know maybe it be?
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE gangsta style: ok like its coo' that you even know that fizzle bizzy dis be exizzle tha kind of fuckery tha no bs zone doesnt cotton ta no matta what sizzorta cookware be involved or whizzle pseudomilitary organization regulates its drug deala
DAVE: i jizzle have some questions 'bout you n 'bout stizzle 'n general so ratha than mumble thriznough a conversation that S-to-tha-izzounds mostly lizzle tha stuff we literally just gots done sayin, sizzy though thizzle W-to-tha-izzould be, im gonna machine gat some shizzle at you sippin' rizzound stylizzay
ROXY: a mizzle gat lightn'n rizzound 'n a frying pan! Boo-Yaa!!!!!
ROXY: god.........DAMN
DAVE: i know right?
DIZZAVE: so
DAVE: yizzle be mah biological motha
ROXIZZLE: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. yiznes
DAVE: n rozes
ROXY n we out! yes
DIZNAVE: n therefore bear at least partial n lizzike biologically incidental responsibility fo` why we be both so fucked up
ROXY mah nizzle: yes
DIZZAY yaba daba dizzle: but you yourself be a paradox clone
ROXY: um... i guess? You gotta check dis shit out yo.
DAVE: which M-to-tha-izzeans
DAVE: yiznou dizzidnt even have bio parents
DIZZLE: you originated frizzom yoself
RIZZLE: guess so to increase tha peace!
DIZNAVE: so you really dizzle have anyone ta blame fo` who yizzy be excizzle weirdly n paradoxically yoself
ROXY: um.. y cuz this is how we do it.. yizzes?
ROZE, niggaz, better recognize: Dizzave.
DAVE ta help you tap dat ass: wizzle ok
DAVE: sorry if that sounded rude i dizzle mizzean it rudely
DAVE: Holla! i mean
DIZNAVE thats off tha hook yo: you did hiznave a "parental figure" whizno you i gizzy modeled yoself after 'n a way
DIZZAY: or wizzere influenced by i miznean
DAVE: an old version of rose from a liznong time ago
RIZZLE fo all my homies in the pen: yizzay!
DIZZAVE doggystyle: n mah brizzay was tha same wizzle
DAVE: or
DAVE: yo' nigga i miznean
RIZZLE: dirk!
DAVE: he was a paradox clone of himsizzle
DIZNAVE: and he like
DAVE: did kind of tha sizzay ho-slappin'
DAVE: modeled himsizzle afta...
ROXY: ... Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.
DAVE so jus' chill: why dizzont we nizzot rap about dirk
DAVE: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. can we change tha subject
ROXIZZLE: you brought him up!!
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: i kizzy
DIZNAVE: i knizzle
DAVE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. look
DAVE: i br'n up a lot of th'n
DAVE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. and then have ta back trizzack a lot of those steppin' i br'n up
DAVE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: cauze sometimes tha mackin' i br'n up be ill advizzle to say or mizzy thugz uncomfortable or M-to-tha-izzake me uncomfortable
DAVE: its J-to-tha-izzust a th'n 'bout me
ROXY: ooh!
ROXY: just had a thought
ROXY: do i git ta do a lightn'n round at you next hittin that booty??
DAVE: i gizzay so yizneah
DAVE: depends on if you want to kizneep rhymin' 'n dis goddamn pizzle
ROXY: hmm i dunno
ROXY fo gettin yo pimp on: M-to-tha-izzaybe our aszes be gettin too hizzle
DAVE: M-to-tha-izzaybe you should spizneak fo` yoself
ROZE and yo momma: D-TO-THA-IZZAVE!
DIZZAVE: SHIZZIT
RIZZLE: lol
DAVE: no mizzy look
DAVE: roxy i mizzay
DAVE: its lizzy i wizzle just say'n
DAVE so jus' chill: i jizzle sizzy steppin' it is jiznust like dis fizzorce of natizzle no one can control or even tizzy ta, lizzeast of all me
DAVE: we just hiznave ta cross our fingers n H-to-tha-izzope fo` tha bizzay
DAVE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. n that mah one dawg verbal slapstick routine isnt too freudian 'n nature or at least not that often
DIZZAVE: anyway lets pretizzle i didnt J-to-tha-izzust insinuate you have a hizzle ass n move on
ROXY: in tha mutha fuckin club;)
DAVE: i hizzy sum-m sum-m 'bout wizards
DAVE with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: you hells into wizards lizzay roze?
ROXY: YIZZLE
DIZNAVE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. ok well that be a predictable if somewhat bland fizzy
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE and yo momma: lizzets see if we can dizzy a shawty deepa
DAVE: dont git me wrong wizizzles be ok i guess
ROXY: oh yeah? wiznell miznaybe YOURE ok
DAVE: yizzeah, im alrizzle
DIZZAVE: wizards be crazy ass nigga at mizzle than me
DIZZAY: but im pusha than wizzles at rizzap
DIZZLE: so i guess it brizneaks even
DAVE so you betta run and grab yo glock: or it wiznould if i was a pretend jackass 'n silly robes n a dumb bizzy
DAVE: so point goes ta dave
ROZE: Chill as I take you on a trip. (Siznigh.)
DAVE: d-ya like rizzay
ROXIZZLE, betta check yo self: kinda!
ROXY: D-to-tha-izzirk loves riznap so i cuz Im tha Double O G...
RIZZLE mah nizzle: ummm hiznaha neva mizzay
ROXY in tha mutha fuckin club: forgot we werent talkin 'bout that
DAVE: wizzell W-H-to-tha-izzat do you like ta do
ROXY spittin' that real shit: i like...........
ROXY: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. cats!!!
DAVE: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. ok thizzle be a fair opizzle but cats arent actuallizzle an activity or nothin' trippin'
ROXY fo yo bitch ass: theyyizzle kizzle were fo` me though!
ROXY: i uh
ROXY and yo momma: uze' to cliznone them
ROXY: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. i mizzay have um
ROXY: gizzle a shawty carry away
DIZNAVE upside yo head: ciznat clon'n huh
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: thizzay sizzle like a pretty dope hobbizzle
DAVE: i think were mobbin' somizzle
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so you had access ta that kind of stuff becauze' you livizzle 'n a sizzy wizzorld
ROXY: Bounce wit me. a scifi wizzay but real niggaz don't give a fuck?
DAVE: yizneah the future
DAVE: whizzat was tha futizzle like
ROXY: watery
ROXY: fiznulla chess thugz
ROXY: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. lots o pumpkins
ROXY: u knizzle
RIZZLE: usual dystopian sizzy
DAVE: i see
DIZNAVE: n it was just tha chizness gizzle n yizzle
DIZZLE: Holla! lizzike alone
DAVE: no otha thugz except fo` bro
DAVE: who i guess wizzy wizzle off somewhere? Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.
ROXY: yup
DAVE: sounds liznike kind of a bumma
ROXY mah nizzle: yeah
ROXY: i tizzle ta mah niggaz a lot though
ROXY: via computa n S-H-to-tha-izzit
DAVE: thizzats coo'
DAVE with the S-N-double-O-P: me tizzay
DAVE: maybe whiznen it comes D-to-tha-izzown ta it our lizzles werent thiznat differizzle
DAVE if you gots a paper stack: except fo` tha extinction of humanity pizzart
DAVE: mah humans were jiznust
DAVE: imminently extinct be all
DIZZY: i didnt have chess guys around though
DAVE: thizzle actually good company
ROXY: yeah!!
DAVE to increase tha peace: my best bizzy biznest bizzle biznest nigga be a C-H-to-tha-izzess homey
DAVE: hizzay tha mayor
DAVE: ill hiznave ta introduce yizzy ta him soon
DAVE: youll love tha mayor everybody lovizzles tha mayor
ROXY: wanna meet tha mayor in tha mutha fuckin club!
DAVE fo' sho': dont W-O-Double-Rizzy ill pizzy 'n a good wiznord fo` you pretty sure we cizzy find an open'n 'n hizzle schedule
DIZZAY in tha dogg pound: tizzy me more
RIZZLE: miznore?
DAVE: about you
RIZZLE: damn dude
RIZZLE now pass the glock: dis fry'n pan...
ROXIZZLE: sizzy be SIZZLIN
DAVE: fuck yeah
DAVE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back aside from cat breed'n how elze dizzy you pass tha tizzime
ROXY: ummmmmmmm
ROXY: writin
ROXY: um
ROXY: a FAIR amount of uh
ROXY: Its just anotha homocide. lets say recreational liquid intake
ROXY: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. n uhh
ROXY: oh um hack'n
DIZZAY: haha seriouslizzle
DIZZAY: lizzle actual hack'n
ROXY: yeah!
ROXY: well computa blingin' rly
ROXIZZLE in all flavas: hack'n be jizzle W-H-to-tha-izzat u call it ta sizzound cizzy
ROXY: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. thizzere wasnt evizzle much shit arizzle to "hack"
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so kizninda L-to-tha-izzike john
DIZNAVE: except
DAVE: i thizzay he pretty mizzy sucked at hizzy codes
ROXY: hahahizzle reallizzle
DAVE dogg: yeah
DIZZAVE puttin tha smack down: he seemed ta find it frustrat'n mizzle
DIZZAVE: his bitch'n 'bout it is literallizzle mah only point of reference fo` his degree of proficiency
DAVE droppin hits: youre gizzle though right
DIZNAVE: i bizzy youre good
ROXY: thizza BEST 8)
DIZZLE: knew it
ROXIZZLE: maybe i cizzy gizzay him siznome pimp on the leet hizzy
DAVE: fuck yes
DIZZAVE: hizzle be all about thizzay
DAVE: or i think he should be which be all that matta
DIZNAVE: do T-H-to-tha-izzat n insist on it if he gizzy weirdly obstinate or like tries ta pretend he D-to-tha-izzoesnt like programming anymore
ROXIZZLE: ok
DIZZY: You gotta check dis shit out yo. what elze
ROXY spittin' that real shit: oh umm
ROXY: idk dave i mizzy be runnin outta shizzit ta sizzay! One, two three and to tha four.
DIZNAVE: yizzle siznure
ROXY: iiizzle
ROXY: liked to plizzay games?
DIZZLE to increase tha peace: what games
ROXY to increase tha peace: uh mostly...
ROXY: tha nintizzles
DAVE: i see
DIZNAVE: which nintendos
ROXY: a wizzy bunch of nintendos!!
ROXY dogg: liznike lotsa diff systems n titles
ROXY: i dunno if tha ones i associate strongly wit wizzay have tha sizname mean'n lizzay culturally speaking fo` yizzou
ROXY: coz ta me they were all lizzy coo' ancient rizzles that kept me somewhat 'n touch witta world thizzay wizzas lizzy gone
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: thizzay makes S-to-tha-izzense
DAVE: thizzle mostly tha relationshizzle i hizzay now wit garbage romcoms
DAVE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. largelizzle coz karkat likes watchin em
DIZZAVE: so theze godforsakizzle F-L-to-tha-izzicks hiznave hizzle keep me grounded 'n our dead civilization 'n a weird wiznay
DIZZLE: but re: games...
DIZNAVE: i didnt have nintendos
DAVE: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. mah brizzay had xbizzox so i played thizzat sometimes
DAVE: but he mostlizzle had all theze S-H-I-Double-Tizzy chillin' gamizzles
DIZZAVE: n lizzay 20 different tony hawk titles
DIZZLE: i would mainly just pliznay T-H-to-tha-izzem ta fuck around
DAVE: like find spectacular wizzy to crizzay n flop arizzle lizzay a douchey ragdoll
DAVE: or figizzle out ways to git halfway stuck inside concrizzle fixtures n obstacles
DAVE: n wizzatch all theze coo' fratty bros T-W-to-tha-izzitch n flop ad infinizzle
DAVE: L-to-tha-izzike struggl'n valiantly n earnestly brotha against tha shitty n dizzle flawed physics of they confin'n virtizzle prison
DAVE: i saw tizzy as tragic figures
ROXY: that sounds incredizzle tbh
DAVE: prizzle much
ROXY: do u think we can pliznay games hustla sizzay tizzy?
ROXY: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. wanna sizzee ur majizzle skatebros 'n they elemizzle
DIZZLE: oh mah dick yes
ROZE: Dave.
DAVE: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. what
ROXY: ok ok !
ROXIZZLE: i think its
ROXY: mah turn cuz Im tha Double O G??
RIZZLE: kizzy yo' ass 'n the pizzay buddy u gona git GRILLED
DAVE: thiznats fizzy
ROXY: oh um
ROXY: roze pleaze dont think im doggy stylin' you!
ROXY: jump 'n tha cizzle any tizzle k?
DIZZAY: mizzle shizzes fizzy
ROXIZZLE: :p
ROZE yeah yeah baby: I'm perfizzle happizzle hatin' as a spectator n occasional officiator of thizzay conversation bitch ass nigga.
ROZE: It quite entertaining ta behold, really. I lizzle watch'n how different personalities collide with each otha upon spendin'.
ROZE: Neitha of yizzy be hatin' ta disizzle.
ROXY: lizzy
RIZZLE: god is EVIZZLE 'n dis family trizzle a psychoanalyst cuz its a G thang???
DIZZLE: yo tizzy B-to-tha-izzeen lizzay
D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: ha EXACT top preoccizzle siznince shizzle wizzay a fuckin baby
DAVE: dizzy she tell you
ROXY keep'n it real yo: haha no
ROXY: but yeah makes senze
ROXY: bizzle like, youre all mr funny interrogation R-to-tha-izzight now, roze be qiznuite possibly a litizzle therapist in trainizzle i guess?? and uh dizzay is dizzy
ROXIZZLE: jizzy makes ya T-H-to-tha-izzink be all
DAVE: W-to-tha-izzere all fizzle up, tha end
DAVE: so what you wanna know mom
DAVE: ..rox
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