#and it says

[ladybessyboo]

Since Jan Maas cited the 10% statistic, and Beard specifically said, “there are probably more people in this room who are gay,” just for funsies, I went to the bother of going through the scene to count how many people are actually in the locker room in that scene. It’s 21; if we choose to include Roy & Isaac, who just stepped out, it’s 23, and if we include Will, who was doing his job in the adjacent boot room, then it’s 24.

10% of that would indicate there are between 2.1-2.4 people in the locker room/general vicinity who are gay.

So……..

[wanton-votaress]

I may be sick, but I’m chillin with a mug full of chicken broth watching a show that has a bomb af soundtrack. So life is good

[chopped-suey]

Barbie yuri

[dream-4-the-dead]

i was talking about my hannibal tattoo to my therapist and she asked me what my favorite character was and if i related to them, OH OH I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT, MA'AM.

[f1rina-life]

I got tagged by @shiballs, @beparwah96, @yukiguiseppe (basically the Yuki cult) so here it goes.

What is your URL? / 2. Who are your favorite drivers? What are their numbers? / 3. Write out a fandom hot take you have. / 4. Make a prediction for next season. / 5. If your native language isn’t English, write a fun fact about yourself in it. / 6. Write something nice about another person in F1mblr. / 7. Tag at least four people!

I tag @dans-exposed-ankle @yukiseat @danielsrightshoe @hamiltvn or anyone else who wants to do it xxxx

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[anexperimentallife]

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[freackthejester]

I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"

[vamprisms]

kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[teffiebell]

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[montymollusk]

please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.